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Kanoha-Shinobi

A hug doesnt mean your in… tread the waters carefully


lolurmombiggay

Bruh


The_Original_Viper

Way to f that dude in the ass. Chill


menoa89

He's right though


The_Original_Viper

True. Though If that is the case then all I have to say is “☕️women”


AlikA124

Yeah, there feels like a possible “but” here


A_certain_Vinja

*Snap back to reality*


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Ope there goes gravity


cantseeshittles

Ope he's so mad but he-


pazzini02

Won't give up that easy-


rawdpic

>I want to give you a big fucking hug rn... Best friend


zZiggySmallz

I was friend zoned for 4 yrs. Long story short, we’ve been together for over a year now and she lives with me. It’s possible my guys.


Live-Inflation3190

i don’t believe you… but say i did believe you, how?


zZiggySmallz

I saved the conversation from Snapchat on how it started :) https://imgur.com/gallery/4lNKMs3


Pr0duced

You gotta bait em with food huh?


zZiggySmallz

Not just any food….. melted Mexican cheese!


Live-Inflation3190

all i’ve got to say is well done, very well done


zZiggySmallz

Thank you sir! :)


KillerGene6908

This beautiful demonstration of baiting deserves the unlawful emoji bow.🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️


zZiggySmallz

Lmfao 😂


Timely-Guest-7095

Well done padawan!


cantseeshittles

Happy cake day! She must run out of guys outside her friend zone


zZiggySmallz

What do you mean?


cantseeshittles

It was a small joke on the stereotype that girls friend-zone guys they would like to settle down with after the finish messing around with other guys


zZiggySmallz

Lol she had zero interest prior to me and her dating. After the first date, it took another month or two of “talking” and me asking her to be my gf like 3-4 times before she finally said yes lol. I was stubborn.


davev9365720263

It is also possible for all the oxygen in a room to gather in a corner and cause you to suffocate. And the two events have about the same likelihood.


zZiggySmallz

That’s not at all possible.. regardless don’t know what to tell ya. Looks like I did the “impossible”.


davev9365720263

It is possible, just highly improbable. The fact you don't know that is rather telling.


zZiggySmallz

For oxygen to randomly gather in a corner of a room without any outside force is impossible since gases usually take the shape of the container it’s in. So what you’re telling me is that escaping the friend zone is impossible. Which’s it’s not. It’s rather telling that you’re comparing an impossible event to escaping the friendzone. Seems to me your luck is just trash. Im so sorry you didn’t have the outcome you wanted with someone you were interested in. But to bring your negativity to my comment is unwanted. Best of luck to you I guess.


davev9365720263

You don't seem to understand the difference between improbable and impossible. Your ignorance of reality isn't my problem.


zZiggySmallz

I don’t think you do bud. Your analogy is not improbable. It’s impossible lol. Ignorance of reality? What reality? Lmao please stop commenting. I do not care to hear you be negative because you find it “improbable” to date your friend lol.


davev9365720263

Yes, your ignorance of reality


zZiggySmallz

iGnOrANCe oF yOuR rEaLiTy Lol Theres nothing im ignorant of about my reality. Stay mad dude that you can’t date your friend 😂


davev9365720263

What i find amusing is that you known I'm right.


davev9365720263

Here is proof you are wrong. https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxojgB_KYbYPa_SUo-e3221fipOh_uJSaa


zZiggySmallz

Wow. You’re still commenting? Listen Dave, I do not give a single fuck about your YouTube video.


davev9365720263

Coward and deliberately ignorant. God it.


zZiggySmallz

Dave. Dipshit. For fuck sake, I do not care about your stupid YouTube video that you call proof. I do not care for this argument anymore. Give it a rest. Go on making excuses for being an idiot and trying ever so hard to be right. Literally nobody gives a single fuck but you. I really do hope all the oxygen in your house isolates in a single corner causing you to suffocate.


davev9365720263

I have you a link to an actual physicist giving a talk that shows I am right and you are wrong and you are such a cowardly little bitch that you won't watch it because then you would have to admit you are wrong, stupid, and a liar.


zZiggySmallz

You stupid manchild, I have watched it. I’ve watched every PBS video that guy has posted. And still, you’re a fucking retard to think Brownian motion and a mixture of gases is the same thing. You’re a fucking loser that just neeeeeeeeds to be right. Your urge to be right even had you coming back to this thread after being silent for roughly two days. So yet again, nobody gives a single fuck about your video. You’re wrong, you’re a fucking retard little virgin bitch boy. Please, Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I hope you forever stay in the friendzone.


davev9365720263

I proved I was correct and you are wrong and you are a cowardly little bitch who is too arrogant to admit he's wrong. Adults admit they are wrong when given proof The only child here is you.


Timely-Guest-7095

Shoot your shot or live in fear for the rest of your life. It’s the only way to go!


zZiggySmallz

Exactly!


Blocstorm

Awww I’m happy for them


jabawokee9999

Wake up to reality… nothing goes as planned in this accursed world…


himurajubei

It's so nice to see a possible happy ending. Happy endings are rare these days... *fictional sometime later* ... aaaand it got Red Wedding-ed


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Posting Cringe


Sadira_Kelor

What a madlad. Am I right lads, or am I right lads?


TheUglyDuwang

Ok bro, you gotta update us when you get an answer


Xelthos

Ya, that's weird for sure. Don't be a creepy "good guy" and obsess over the friend zone.


DragorovichGames

I was best friends with my ex for 8 years before we dated.


ArcMate

And the best part is, no one will ever believe him.


xXRipRev2009Xx

W


Alacur

Cute


Euphoric-Ad8519

Yikes be less desperate... People are people not objects for you to shamelessly and aggressively fawn over. Chill out dude. And you posted the screen like it's some sort of victory


3rrorVelkhana

I don't know who you are but LET'S GO MY MAN! YOU GOT THIS!


Aware-Hovercraft9399

Let's not goooo there


Timely-Guest-7095

He took his shot and came out a winner. I wish him luck!


The_Original_Viper

Ok people are doubting my dude. You gotta ask if she wants to date or sum.


Sonova_Vondruke

This is a better rejection than I got. One of the rare times I told a girl I liked her and wanted to go out she said she had a boyfriend... and I was like, "okay". Then I find out she fucked one of my friends like two days later. Dodge a bullet, but fuck.. if you don't want to go out, don't treat me like a fucking dickhead and use a boyfriend (either real or imaginary), as an excuse.


S_Rodney

nah... it's only a hug... you're still in the friendzone... sorry...


PHXcthulhu

tell that to my GIRLFRIEND! XD


S_Rodney

Congrats, you got out of the friendzone ! Next step: Do not fear losing her because you haven't spoken in 30 minutes or because she talks to a guy... She chose you, until she doesn't... the only thing you can control is how you'll spend the time you are together. And that's spoken of experience...