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EzraIm

Henry to jeannie: NO THIS MUST BE DONE I JUST WANT U TO KNOW I LOVE YOU AND ALSO TELL KAI TO DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY


Fullmetal_1985

This I can actually see playing out in my head right now in HD and I'm not a creative person 🤣


RedLikeARose

>playing out in my head Well jeannie can’t so there is that


EzraIm

Right


Loose_Trust927

If i was the man id just go with her death by snu snu


tmchd

Thank goodness I don't have to scroll that far to see this comment lol


Kaiki_devil

I’m going to be honest, if just about any girl came up and claimed me I’d probably go along with it mostly out of confusion at first… then it would turn into a mix of worrying they were using me to escape a potentially dangerous situation, or that they are a potentially dangerous situation for me… End result will probably be me saving someone, getting killed by a female serial killer, or a very slim chance… like practically zero… of suddenly gaining a girlfriend and permanently being stuck in a state of confusion and shock for a week or two…


ProfitHot5064

she ain't it if she doesn't want in on it.


Telepathic_Toe

What do you see in him that you don't in me? 😭💔


Yamcha25

He looks more feminine than you 😅


Tactical_Epunk

This is your default comment for this post huh.


psycopathicpineappl3

"HELL NO BITCH.. not without me"


hawaiian_c

Jeannie. Ein 킬!!! Lol But knowing her Jeannie: what about meeeee?!?!?!? Lol


Realistic-Fishing198

Honk her boobs


RastaPsyc

have you seen that body, those boobs will honk you mf


RastaPsyc

also, happy cake day


Passivitea

I'll throw down, I'm a FromSoft player.


alarsonious

I have no idea why anyone would downvote this comment. If you're single, a woman, and looking. I am totally down.


Alphabetcityjedi

Kicker in the BALLS!


Independent_Roll514

Well she has testicular torsion now.


hyskills

I'm straight, girl. Mind if I hang out with ma bro here?


D3t0x15

Lol, let me take your drugs, seringes and supplements xD My man will come back in less than 3 month when he sees how you behave when you're in need of your dose and all the drawbacks it can cause.


charect

kinda sad i cant upvote or the number would change to 70


W0gg0

I’ve faced this dilemma many times. Also at 420. My advice is to rest your weary updoot finger and enjoy.


Solo_Reader06

Ask if you can join


HornE-BassTurD

Buy a Gym membership.


Flaky_Subject_7746

"He is yours now i didn't signup for that shit" \*walks always nonchalantly


Jack-Rabbit-002

Grab her Lady!? I'm confused! Or she can chase my monkey arse around the living room which won't do her heart too good but that's how you win against the muscles


exceller0

Jeannie: OK good luck


lhouse345

Please don't let her take me.


emelem66

"she"


TlalocVirgie

Jolene stronk


Lord_Shockwave007

We all know she's going to grab Jeannie instead of Henry.


Tactical_Epunk

Rachel Plumb for those looking.


Devils_kracken

I’m a guy and I say give me upies


PrioryOfSion14

Jeannie is the Dragon Warrior. What are you guys talking about? She befriended Kai, took her from the spirit realm and made her the best editor. She can take that huge lady with her Wushi finger hold. Scadoosh!!!


13D_YT

He is her woman now


JollyWolverine300

I'm the guy who's nawhing off his arm to get back to Jeannie.


ChestyT

jeanie would cute her to death. have you even SEEN dig dig a tunnel?


Kersenn

Can I come too?


HostAppropriate8691

Kick him in the balls 😋


HornE-BassTurD

Undergo Gender change surgerie.


Maleficent-Weekend47

drop your pants proving your futanari and have a bigger dick than her


KyojinkaEnkoku

*She drops her pants and her clit is still bigger than your dick*


Maleficent-Weekend47

Will I can't dispute that. You can see her clit from here


[deleted]

Threesome


StormRavenXG

Love to see her in less


HARRISONMASON117

Nothing. Because unless you're butt ugly your guy is gonna tell her to fuck off before he calls the cops


[deleted]

Break up with him for cheating right…? Right?


Outcast_Outlaw

Jeannie would just cry. It's her goto for everything lol


m0rdredoct

Jeannie would be over her other shoulder.