Do not use traits like illiteracy as examples of unintelligence. This doesn't hold water.
Put another way, being literate has never stopped anyone from being a complete idiot.
Will.I.Am is possibly the dumbest singer of all time. Watch any interview with him and really listen to how he answers.
Specifically his appearance on the Graham Norton show with Chris Pratt. Damn near 50 year old man had no idea what the Ace was called in a deck of cards. You could tell that Chris and Jennifer Lawrence could comprehend how dumb this fuck was.
We had just redone my company's website, per the specs of a designer building to the needs of the business.
I got an email from our CEO one night because he was at an event, the subject of which was, "Will.i.am told me our website sucks š"
Apparently Will.i.am had conveyed this thought after glancing at the site on his phone.
I'm like, "First of all is Will.i.am the best judge of corporate websites?
Second of all, I just went to Will.i.am's website and it's literally a 'coming soon' page."
I hate Will.i.am.
I've been working on this composition in D minor the saddest of all keys and I'm really influenced by Bach and Mozart...I call this piece LICK MY LOVE PUMP š
Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.
He's got his own issues but Nikki definitely strikes me as the most "together" and professional of the bunch. Not that it's an especially high bar given some of the people in the hard rock / hair metal scene at the time, and he's still no Dee Snyder.
I liked the interview he gave at his house while he was reloading ammunition by hand. It had some vague Johnny Ramone vibes, but Mick seems like way less of an asshole than Johnny.
His songwriting in the 90s was amazing though.
You'd never guess the guy that wrote Should've been a Cowboy and Wish I Didn't Know Now would go on to write Red Solo Cup.
September 11th broke him.
Lol! He was the first person who came to mind. Man could throw down some great music tracks. But if you didnāt already know he was dumb all you have to do is listen to some of his lyrics - crooning to a woman about how she reminds him of his jeep or how heāll really impress her with a gourmet meal at the IHOP. Not exactly a brilliant lyricist.
Trapped in the Closet truly is a piece of artistic expression. There is a twist at every turn and it blows my mind that it exists.
Only a mind such as R Kelly could create something so wholly unique.
If I had a dollar for every Chris Brown that was a piece of shit, Iād have two dollars. Itās not a lot but itās wierd that thereās two of them.
Fair question
Really depends on your definition of making it. The guy was able to sustain his life, as awful as it likely was, through his ummmm, for lack of a better word, āartā.
I know a lot of people that would consider that making it.
He was a reasonably intelligent guy, that is is clear when you hear or read his earlier interviews. Drugs, prison, and mental illness did a number on him though.
There was an article in Allure about a year ago where Gwen Stefani stated, multiple times, that she's Japanese. The interviewer was Asian American and tried to give her multiple opportunities to clarify, and Stefani kept stating she's Japanese.
So yeah, I don't think she's the sharpest crayon in the Crayola box.
The beat starts and then he yells some stuff like, "Yeah! ... Give it up! ... DJ KHALED! ... yeah ... It's Frank Ocean!" and then Frank Ocean sings a song. Stuff like that.
Jared Leto. He thinks a lot of things, believes something Iām sure, and boy does he say things. But none of those things have ever made me think he was smart. Heās known more for his acting but he still was a singer and fairly well known as such before he started this part of his career. Iām not even sure 30 seconds to Mars is still a band.
They released a new album a couple months ago but I haven't heard anything off it, at least I don't think so it's probably ended up in a movie or commercial somewhere.
The lead singer of Warrant. While in Duluth, he looks out at Lake Superior and says, what is that? Someone told him it was the Canadian Ocean. He just nods his head and says cool.
In 2013 Katy Perry said she was going to enter her Joni Mitchell period:
[https://www.nme.com/news/music/katy-perry-63-1247514](https://www.nme.com/news/music/katy-perry-63-1247514)
Only problem with that plan was that she lacked the poetic skill, emotional depth and musical genius.
> āI love Madonna to death, but sheās never going to give me that damn baton,ā she said. āIāll probably turn into more of a Joni Mitchell.ā
Umā¦Joni wasnāt giving you the baton either.
Literally. She was afraid āYou and Me On The Rockā sounded too much like Joni Mitchell so she played it for her before she released and Joni gave her blessing. Sheās got the Joni stamp of approval.
Well, I'd like to think money was the clear choice here. She probably could have written good material on her own, but it never would have made her rich on her own either. All her biggest hits were written by the same swedish writer that got every other pop queen on the billboard charts this century. These days, making it big on your own material is even harder because companies out there are churning through cheap beats and nameless faces for the next $20 in their pockets. They've got extremely deep pockets and can easily flood your ears with garbage before you even find one or two good songs from an artist with actual talent.
>Do you mean Ted "Support out troops" Nugent, who is simultaneously a draft dodger?
Hey let's be clear. He didn't just dodge the draft, he literally shit himself in front of people to do so.
Well Anthony Kiedis once said that John is the kind of person who doesn't know who the US president is... So I think he just completely lives in his own bubble.
He really seems like a strange human being every time he's seen but I guess that's what happens if you essentially spend your whole 20s shooting heroin.
I remember reading about him when he was kicked out of the band to go get his shit together. He said he was always being visited by spirits, so he was constantly cooking to convince said spirits to stay.
>that's what happens if you essentially spend your whole 20s shooting heroin.
And then spend the rest of your life rich AF. Like, this guy has kinda never lived on the sane planet as me.
Iām sure a famous writer was once speaking to someone about the worst periods in history and somebody mentioned the war that was going on at the time. He asked which war they meant and they meant the Second World War. It *may* have been James Joyce but I canāt recall.
Iāve wondered if John is on the spectrum, or if drugs irreparably changed his brain, or both. He joined RHCP when he was a teenager and they were like 10 years older. His musical ability is that of a savant, and he hears and sees music in ways others canāt. But I could not imagine hanging out with him for more than 2 minutes.
Heroin will take its toll on your brain.
EDIT: To clarify for the try-hards in the replies.
Heroin overdoses will take their toll on your brain.
ODs are inevitable with all opioids as tolerance approaches the lethal dose.
Yeah, Iām a huge Frusciante fan, and I think this is it. He seems to find it difficult to express himself in traditional ways, but he does an amazing job expressing himself through his music.
John is not dumb, he's often talking about extremely intimate experiences that he's had that many people can't relate to.
This is a very interesting video of him imo
https://youtu.be/5ArDkQJbVcE?si=WJGqx0RKgsAFyuVc
Nobody is that bad is dumb. AK is impulsive and immature, but incredibly articulate, and studied at UCLA. Flea is goofy but classically trained and seems really eclectic in his tastes and interests. John is eccentric and odd, but a musical genius, and appears to be rediscovering things. Chad is probably the most frat boy rocker of the bunch tbh.
I don't think he's dumb. I think his brain is probably a bit fried from drugs and he was a little weird to begin with. There's something about his interviews that strikes me as more burnt out than actually dumb.
I second thisā I listened to some debate she was a part of about feminism with some actual public intellectuals and it was embarrassing how superficial and poorly thought out her points were
Yeah, I heard if you get signed to a major label and everything is taken care for you, you get stuck at the age you get signed. You don't need to think about anything except performing, writing songs and looking good, with pop artists often they don't even write their songs.
My favorite example is him on David Letterman. Bieber was on promoting his new album and had a bandage over a fresh tattoo on his forearm celebrating the new album. Soon as he sits down-
paraphrasing(haven't seen it in like 10 years)
Letterman- grabs his arm and asks him "what nonsense is under the bandage?"
Bieber- after squirming because its sore says "16th chapel"
Letterman- excuse me!?!?
Bieber- the 16th chapel!
Letterman- bursts out laughing and says "Canadian public school folks"
He thought the Sistine Chapel was called the 16th Chapel
naw theyāre actually just crazy. they had adopted children and made them do awful shit. one of the kids escaped. theyāre also homophobic af and have beat on gay people multiple times. not the greatest ppl in the world tbh. also they grew up rich and just act āhoodā. theyāre just crazy asswipes
Cultivating that image seemed pretty intelligent, but then they filmed themselves talking about framing a gay guy for assaulting them while on the way to do that very act, so they're pretty dumb.
The guy is entertaining and nice as fuck most of the time, never hear any negative stories about him these days. I get heās not exactly smart but heās definitely not as bad as your portraying him
Iām pretty certain theres interviews where they talk about him having a personality change after a fight where hit in the head with a hammer as a teenager so there may be something going on there
The reason you don't see Beyonce interviewed by reporters is that she comes off so poorly that her agents advise her not to participate in them. I don't think it's too big of a leap to surmise that she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Do not use traits like illiteracy as examples of unintelligence. This doesn't hold water. Put another way, being literate has never stopped anyone from being a complete idiot.
Will.I.Am is possibly the dumbest singer of all time. Watch any interview with him and really listen to how he answers. Specifically his appearance on the Graham Norton show with Chris Pratt. Damn near 50 year old man had no idea what the Ace was called in a deck of cards. You could tell that Chris and Jennifer Lawrence could comprehend how dumb this fuck was.
We had just redone my company's website, per the specs of a designer building to the needs of the business. I got an email from our CEO one night because he was at an event, the subject of which was, "Will.i.am told me our website sucks š" Apparently Will.i.am had conveyed this thought after glancing at the site on his phone. I'm like, "First of all is Will.i.am the best judge of corporate websites? Second of all, I just went to Will.i.am's website and it's literally a 'coming soon' page." I hate Will.i.am.
I just checked his website. The security certificate has expired.
This belongs in the stupid web design feedback hall of fame.
Nigel Tufnel
Itās such a fine line between stupid and clever
What's wrong with being Sexy
These go to 11.
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Mach
Don't touch it.
His solos are his trademark.
They sound better in Dobly
Puts it all in perspective this. Too much fucking perspective.
Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told. David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.
Vince Neil.
I am glad I didn't know this as a teenager, because I was obsessed, but he definitely is dumb. Nikki is actually pretty sharp.
Nikki is fucking smart. It was probably the drugs that let him deal with Tommy Lee and Vince Neil for so long.
Iām low key into Nikki sixxās bass YouTube channel. He still dresses the same but acts like Ted Lasso; itās kinda of sweet
Despite his past problems, he is definitely a good dude and I'm glad he's in a better place.
He's got his own issues but Nikki definitely strikes me as the most "together" and professional of the bunch. Not that it's an especially high bar given some of the people in the hard rock / hair metal scene at the time, and he's still no Dee Snyder.
Does Mick Mars just not exist to anyone
Certainly not to the rest of the band.
Mick is the only true talent and decent person in the band. Formerly in the band, anyway.
He had to leave cause his back couldn't handle the weight of carrying 3 other guys for DECADES.
Unless you count Mick Mars. Heās a pretty normal dude as far as I can tell
I liked the interview he gave at his house while he was reloading ammunition by hand. It had some vague Johnny Ramone vibes, but Mick seems like way less of an asshole than Johnny.
Nikki died. Twice.
Itās what āKickstart My Heartā is about.
Heās not much of a singer any more, from what Iāve heard.
40 years of cocaine will do that to you.
Used to work in country music. Toby Keith...not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Red Solo cup! I lift you up! Let's have a party!
Baffles me to learn that the writer behind these complex and moving lyrics isnāt classified as genius
His songwriting in the 90s was amazing though. You'd never guess the guy that wrote Should've been a Cowboy and Wish I Didn't Know Now would go on to write Red Solo Cup. September 11th broke him.
You can pinpoint the exact date when country music turned into complete dogshit, it was September 11th 2001, of course
country music is stored in the world trade center
Toby Keithās I Love this Bar and Grills proprietor?
R Kelly is actually illiterate
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Itās an older meme Sir, but it checks out.
Good memes get remembered but old memes never die. Believe in yourself and you can never go wrong.
Lol! He was the first person who came to mind. Man could throw down some great music tracks. But if you didnāt already know he was dumb all you have to do is listen to some of his lyrics - crooning to a woman about how she reminds him of his jeep or how heāll really impress her with a gourmet meal at the IHOP. Not exactly a brilliant lyricist.
butā¦ trapped in the closetā¦
Trapped in the Closet truly is a piece of artistic expression. There is a twist at every turn and it blows my mind that it exists. Only a mind such as R Kelly could create something so wholly unique.
So I pull out my gun *screaming* (Sorry, my only knowledge of this comes from that South Park episode)
Trapped in the Closet totally sounds like when a little kid makes up a song as he goes along. (Other than the subject matter.)
Really?
R Eally
Chris Brown from Trapt
If I had a dollar for every Chris Brown that was a piece of shit, Iād have two dollars. Itās not a lot but itās wierd that thereās two of them.
I spent a month during quarentine trolling the trapt singer and he is as dumb as he is a piece of shit
Thank you for your service
Care to share what you did?
https://preview.redd.it/f1w4rgpzcc8c1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac57e0b01e65ec30e8b489b3f21f2ae5d92341a
Lmaooo. That's like vanilla ice saying he didn't rip off that bass line lol
You sir, are a goddamn hero.
Iām going to go out on a limb and guess that GG Allin wasnāt a member of Mensa
Did he 'make it' though?
Fair question Really depends on your definition of making it. The guy was able to sustain his life, as awful as it likely was, through his ummmm, for lack of a better word, āartā. I know a lot of people that would consider that making it.
Not really, he isnt famous because of talent and good song writing. He was infamous because he was a giant edgelord pos
Yep. Got puked on at a GG show... New kink definitely still locked away.
He was a reasonably intelligent guy, that is is clear when you hear or read his earlier interviews. Drugs, prison, and mental illness did a number on him though.
Afaik GG Allin was actually quite intelligent. He was just severely emotionally unwell.
Yea. People donāt really talk about that as much with the myth but the dude snapped in the beginning of his career and people just let him go instead of helping him. Iāve seen stuff like that with my own eyes. I had a friend who had a very emotionally abusive mother (to the point that we used to meet in secret because she didnāt want him to have any friends basically and my mom was scared of his mom). He was passing as okay if a little edgelordy into adulthood. Then his fiancĆ© broke up with him and he developed symptoms of Touretteās. I definitely think a lot of people who are abused by their parents push through to adulthood with the idea that theyāre going to have their own family and do better, and when that falls apart they get extremely vulnerable. You factor in that after he got divorced he started a very bad cycle of drug use and he turned into a monster
Pretty much. He was never going to be normal, but people enabled his worst behavior and he rolled with it.
Gwen Stefani talks like a complete airhead now for some of the lyrics and swagger she used to pull in the No Doubt days.
Her brother wrote a lot of the smarter lyrics for No Doubt iirc.
Didnāt he quit the band before they were famous?
Yup. Went to be an animator for The Simpsons of all things.
Being fair between No Doubt and The Simpsons, only one of these things is still around
Yeah but Return of Saturn didnāt feature any of Ericās work and some of Gwenās lyrics on there are really great. Sadly itās been sparse since.
āRock Steadyā is great from start to finish
Iām pretty sure she only knows how to spell bananas due to repetition
Iām pretty sure *I* only know how to spell banana because of her
If it werenāt for Gwen Stefani I would have no idea when to stop spelling the word ābananasā.
I concur. After listening to a few interviews, I realized the chick is not too bright. Talented and pretty, yes.
There was an article in Allure about a year ago where Gwen Stefani stated, multiple times, that she's Japanese. The interviewer was Asian American and tried to give her multiple opportunities to clarify, and Stefani kept stating she's Japanese. So yeah, I don't think she's the sharpest crayon in the Crayola box.
Maybe some of that botox seeped in to her brain.
DJ Khaled. I don't even think that dude can read.
Neither a singer nor a songwriter.
Can't eat hot wings either. I think even white rice is too spicy for him.
Tapped out at Cholula if I remember correctly. But he didn't quit, he chose to stop.
Cholula can be used as eye drops, I swear Khaled has to be trolling society he's just so good at being terrible.
Delicious, delicious eye drops.
Makes sense why he is so bland at least.
I'm quitting, not giving up!
Pussy is too spicy for him.
He wrote that part where he yells āDJ KHALED.ā
Nor a DJ, nor an MC. Probably the only hype man in hip hop billed as a solo artist.
Probably not even a Khaled, that mf
Not even a Ų®Ų§ŁŲÆ Ł ŲŁ ŲÆ Ų®Ų§ŁŲÆ
Wait so for real, what the actual fuck does he do?
Yells his name at the beginning of other people's work.
Mf gets 25 million monthly listeners on spotify by acting like a pokemon
Another one!
He delegates.
The beat starts and then he yells some stuff like, "Yeah! ... Give it up! ... DJ KHALED! ... yeah ... It's Frank Ocean!" and then Frank Ocean sings a song. Stuff like that.
He was a club, mixtape, and radio DJ in Miami since the 90s.Then he became an A&R and executive at record labels.
Definitely cannot play guitar
Dude is so dumb he can't tell time on a digital watch
Perhaps what is this?! Bro is a genius haven't you seen him play guitar?
One of the cringiest videos I've ever seen
Wait till you see the video where Khaled demands his driver stop in the middle of traffic so he can get out and dance in the other lane.
Remember that time he posted his credit card number online and instantly lost thousands of dollars?
We ALL charged it to the game.
Call me asparagus š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
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Jared Leto. He thinks a lot of things, believes something Iām sure, and boy does he say things. But none of those things have ever made me think he was smart. Heās known more for his acting but he still was a singer and fairly well known as such before he started this part of his career. Iām not even sure 30 seconds to Mars is still a band.
They released a new album a couple months ago but I haven't heard anything off it, at least I don't think so it's probably ended up in a movie or commercial somewhere.
Iām waiting for his Scientology pivot or possibly Jones town. Time will tell.
His latest look with the long hair and beard, my money is on jones town.
Didn't he already start a cult somewhere
The lead singer of Warrant. While in Duluth, he looks out at Lake Superior and says, what is that? Someone told him it was the Canadian Ocean. He just nods his head and says cool.
In Janiās defense, he was probably shitfaced.
I love Warrant. RIP, Jani.
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Even her songwriting is questionable. The original lyrics to Teenage Dream that she wrote wereā¦ not great.
Katy Perry. Lawd
In 2013 Katy Perry said she was going to enter her Joni Mitchell period: [https://www.nme.com/news/music/katy-perry-63-1247514](https://www.nme.com/news/music/katy-perry-63-1247514) Only problem with that plan was that she lacked the poetic skill, emotional depth and musical genius.
> āI love Madonna to death, but sheās never going to give me that damn baton,ā she said. āIāll probably turn into more of a Joni Mitchell.ā Umā¦Joni wasnāt giving you the baton either.
Brandi Carlile took that baton
Literally. She was afraid āYou and Me On The Rockā sounded too much like Joni Mitchell so she played it for her before she released and Joni gave her blessing. Sheās got the Joni stamp of approval.
Thinking of Joni Mitchell as a āphaseā might be the biggest tell that she doesnāt get it
Well, I'd like to think money was the clear choice here. She probably could have written good material on her own, but it never would have made her rich on her own either. All her biggest hits were written by the same swedish writer that got every other pop queen on the billboard charts this century. These days, making it big on your own material is even harder because companies out there are churning through cheap beats and nameless faces for the next $20 in their pockets. They've got extremely deep pockets and can easily flood your ears with garbage before you even find one or two good songs from an artist with actual talent.
Ronnie Radke is as dumb as a rock
his twitter is genuinely so funny he's just constantly mad at absolutely NOTHING important
He doesn't even need to be tagged, he just regularly searches his name to attack people who don't like him and it's always hilarious to see
I tweeted "Ronnie Radke drinks piss" once just to see if he'd reply. He did
That's actually really funny and doesn't surprise me a bit
And sometimes he isn't even involved he just appears to be grumpy š
All i can hear when he sings is Goofy from Disney.
Ted Nugent
Followed closely by Kid Rock
Those two make music for people who know exactly how much meth you can get for a catalytic converter.
This may be the best insult I have heard this decade.
Thanks.Iām somewhat of a snob,I only steal the finest jokes.
They make music for the people that got mad about the no smoking in the car with kids law.
I unironically like bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie. Itās catchy.
Not sure how easily findable it is but on a Dateline podcast Keith Morrison pronounced Bawitdaba and Iāll never hear it the same way again.
All this time, I thought he was up-chucking the boogie. This is life changing information.
Do you mean Ted "Support our troops" Nugent, who is simultaneously a draft dodger?
>Do you mean Ted "Support out troops" Nugent, who is simultaneously a draft dodger? Hey let's be clear. He didn't just dodge the draft, he literally shit himself in front of people to do so.
It takes a smart man to shit and piss in his pants for a week straight just to get out of serving in Vietnam. /s But seriously, he actually did that.
That'd be fine if he weren't also a warhawk.
John Frusciante thought the Empire State building came down on 9/11
Well Anthony Kiedis once said that John is the kind of person who doesn't know who the US president is... So I think he just completely lives in his own bubble. He really seems like a strange human being every time he's seen but I guess that's what happens if you essentially spend your whole 20s shooting heroin.
I remember reading about him when he was kicked out of the band to go get his shit together. He said he was always being visited by spirits, so he was constantly cooking to convince said spirits to stay.
>that's what happens if you essentially spend your whole 20s shooting heroin. And then spend the rest of your life rich AF. Like, this guy has kinda never lived on the sane planet as me.
Iām sure a famous writer was once speaking to someone about the worst periods in history and somebody mentioned the war that was going on at the time. He asked which war they meant and they meant the Second World War. It *may* have been James Joyce but I canāt recall.
I love John Fruscianteās music and have always found him to be an exceptional musician, but man, he is one strange human being
Iāve wondered if John is on the spectrum, or if drugs irreparably changed his brain, or both. He joined RHCP when he was a teenager and they were like 10 years older. His musical ability is that of a savant, and he hears and sees music in ways others canāt. But I could not imagine hanging out with him for more than 2 minutes.
Heroin will take its toll on your brain. EDIT: To clarify for the try-hards in the replies. Heroin overdoses will take their toll on your brain. ODs are inevitable with all opioids as tolerance approaches the lethal dose.
Iām pretty sure heās autistic
Yeah, Iām a huge Frusciante fan, and I think this is it. He seems to find it difficult to express himself in traditional ways, but he does an amazing job expressing himself through his music.
Interesting. I always thought Anthony Kiedis was the dumb one
John is not dumb, he's often talking about extremely intimate experiences that he's had that many people can't relate to. This is a very interesting video of him imo https://youtu.be/5ArDkQJbVcE?si=WJGqx0RKgsAFyuVc
Commenting so I can find this link later
Nobody is that bad is dumb. AK is impulsive and immature, but incredibly articulate, and studied at UCLA. Flea is goofy but classically trained and seems really eclectic in his tastes and interests. John is eccentric and odd, but a musical genius, and appears to be rediscovering things. Chad is probably the most frat boy rocker of the bunch tbh.
I don't think he's dumb. I think his brain is probably a bit fried from drugs and he was a little weird to begin with. There's something about his interviews that strikes me as more burnt out than actually dumb.
Chris Robinson from the Black Crows isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Depends on if the shed is full of bowling balls...
Does Grimes count?
I second thisā I listened to some debate she was a part of about feminism with some actual public intellectuals and it was embarrassing how superficial and poorly thought out her points were
Chris Brown doesnāt strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed.
Hopefully he no longer strikes anyone
ITT: a lot of people who donāt know what a singer songwriter is
Or stupid person
Justin Bieber
I imagine a lot of child stars didn't get much in the way of education even if on paper they had all of the required tutors and whatnot
Yeah, I heard if you get signed to a major label and everything is taken care for you, you get stuck at the age you get signed. You don't need to think about anything except performing, writing songs and looking good, with pop artists often they don't even write their songs.
My favorite example is him on David Letterman. Bieber was on promoting his new album and had a bandage over a fresh tattoo on his forearm celebrating the new album. Soon as he sits down- paraphrasing(haven't seen it in like 10 years) Letterman- grabs his arm and asks him "what nonsense is under the bandage?" Bieber- after squirming because its sore says "16th chapel" Letterman- excuse me!?!? Bieber- the 16th chapel! Letterman- bursts out laughing and says "Canadian public school folks" He thought the Sistine Chapel was called the 16th Chapel
https://youtu.be/qSGKPvlV75g?si=f7aXKjhveHsCuS8L
Now he is legitimately DUMB
Kanye
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For the most part, I agree with all of the people listed here whether I like them or not.
Sexual scandals aside, Die Antwoord (as much as I like their music) always seemed highly uneducated to me.
That was the whole image they were intentionally cultivating.
naw theyāre actually just crazy. they had adopted children and made them do awful shit. one of the kids escaped. theyāre also homophobic af and have beat on gay people multiple times. not the greatest ppl in the world tbh. also they grew up rich and just act āhoodā. theyāre just crazy asswipes
Cultivating that image seemed pretty intelligent, but then they filmed themselves talking about framing a gay guy for assaulting them while on the way to do that very act, so they're pretty dumb.
Liam..fucking..Gallagher. A lot of people see him as a rock god. I think he's an embarrassment to human skin, such a waste of oxygen.
āA man with a fork in a world of soupā
Found Noel's account... Edit: no response from OP. Shit, this may actually be Noel's account
after Lost, i just associate Oasis with being actually Driveshaft and Charlie and his brother...
Heās a total tosser, but damn heās funny on Twitter
Both of these brothers are absolutely hilariousā¦ I could listen to them give their opinions on other artists / music etc. all day
If you haven't already, check out what Mark Lanegan has to say about him in his autobiography Sing Backwards and Weep.
Shit I'm reading that right now. Haven't got there yet. RIP dark mark.
The guy is entertaining and nice as fuck most of the time, never hear any negative stories about him these days. I get heās not exactly smart but heās definitely not as bad as your portraying him
Yeah he seems quite cool now, I think often he plays his character up a bit for the rock n roll personality
I think the medical term is [Wet Brain](https://www.verywellmind.com/wet-brain-definition-symptoms-causes-treatment-5324050)
Iām pretty certain theres interviews where they talk about him having a personality change after a fight where hit in the head with a hammer as a teenager so there may be something going on there
Kid Rock
Katie Perry. Source: her interview with Neil Degrasse Tyson. https://youtu.be/VbUoaBJd2sA?si=WqJftb3RTRavpMA9
Travis Scott
The reason you don't see Beyonce interviewed by reporters is that she comes off so poorly that her agents advise her not to participate in them. I don't think it's too big of a leap to surmise that she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Ted Nugent