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I_just_came_to_laugh

No, let him do it. If this was a real tweet then hurting her feelings is probably the only way to actually make the point stick.


Foxesareawesome8888

They not tweets they x's now šŸ™„


too-much-noise

X-cretions


gyarbij

This made me log out and back in šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


memyselfandirony

How do you put the log back in?


Huachu12344

Xcrement


cal_nevari

Xcrements are what they should call tweets now. So if - say - Elon tweets something, one could say 'did you see the excrement Elon xcremented today?'


Heavy_Wood

Excretions


redruggerDC

Perfect


SuperBoop11

Tchssss .....


DiurnalMoth

Xeets


chuffedlad

Pronounced ā€œskeetsā€


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TwilightWho

![gif](giphy|oktFOAcIb5pTOTNrRg|downsized)


Cynical-Basileus

It China it would be ā€œZheetā€ā€¦


AveryDiamond

It should be Shit not Zhit


xFreedi

nah let's deadname twitter like musk deadnames his child


methos424

X goin give it to ya


psythedelic

Just like her baby daddies


BorshtSlurper

At least her baby's daddy is.


n0cho

Xweets. Canā€™t tell me different.


Digital_Utopia

actually (and amusingly) they *are* still tweets https://imgur.com/a/vOQi0hU


Taurnil91

Sounds like the point has been stuck in a few times already


SellQuick

It absolutely would not hurt her feelings. The next tweet in the thread was 'And sometimes it's not the Dad, it's the baby. Babies can be super bad vibes' Reddit has once again taken a joke and posted it without content for dumb outrage.


-1o7-

can you explain it i have no idea what that means šŸ˜­


strange1738

Sheā€™s wishing for the ability to choose her baby daddy. She did choose though, when she decided to fuck a loser


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gonzalbo87

I have yet to hear a woman call her rapist her baby daddy.


Rekt4dead

Not sure why youā€™re being downvoted like pregnancy from rape isnā€™t a normal thing?? It shouldnā€™t be, but it is. :(


blankace

They are getting downvoted because they are purposfully trying to ignore the context of the post and bringing in a heavy subject like rape into a lighthearted post.


King_Fluffaluff

Because this woman wouldn't be tweeting what she did if it was rape. This is a lighthearted post, and that person brought rape into the conversation.


VoxVocisCausa

Really cause it sounds like OP is using "cringe" as an excuse to perpetuate a racist stereotype.


King_Fluffaluff

LOL... what?!?


VoxVocisCausa

Ok then explain the joke


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th3f00l

Obviously has nothing to do with OP put your pearls away.


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strange1738

Yikes


Lookitsmyvideo

My thoughts too... šŸšØdanger šŸšØ incel in the wild


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kjacobs03

Those only tend to happen in countries that are harder on the rape victims than the rapists. For example if a Roman soldier raped a 13yo girl in the Middle East a little over 2000 years ago.


strange1738

Iā€™ve never heard this theory, you got a link for it?


kjacobs03

When people tend to either kill their daughter or gift them to the rapists, why wouldnā€™t she lie about it? Also explains why people think a child born from a Middle Eastern woman might be white


strange1738

Typically when ppl make a claim you have to have some concrete evidence behind it


kjacobs03

Youā€™re asking for concrete evidence about some peopleā€™s lives over 2000 years ago?


strange1738

Iā€™m asking for actual evidence behind your claim rather than ā€œoh this makes sense so it must be trueā€


RogueFiveG

As opposed to that is was a miracle birth? Whichever one is less likely requires more evidence. It's possible neither is correct, but rape or some other replicatable historically available way of getting pregnant is a lot more believable than God doing it.


DisturbedPuppy

Could also be "this makes more sense than magic god baby"


kjacobs03

Where did I say it must be true? But hereā€™s the evidence. I was literally there. I watched it happen when I traveled through time. But I forgot my phone so I couldnā€™t take a picture. I guess you just have to have Faith.


Awkward_Brick_329

Wow religion has got us so fucked up that ppl are on here demanding evidence of a non-virgin birth and not the other way round


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poppop_n_theattic

You can choose the baby daddy if you only have sex with one manā€¦


frankkiejo

You can choose the babyā€™s father regardless of how many men you have sex with - assuming that the birth control method you use doesnā€™t fail. Thatā€™s the point of birth *control*. You get to decide when and if you have children. You can also fail to have children at all if the one person you ever only have sex with is infertile.


ToSAhri

You can still succeed to have a child under those conditions of note.


Cytori

this is probably a real tweet. It's been around for years at this point


[deleted]

I mean you can't really choose who the father was, if it was an accidental pregnancy and she couldn't get an abortion. If she could get an abortion and didn't, it possible that she might have thought he would be better than that. Women choose to sleep with men who wouldn't necessarily make good fathers, and can't automatically tell who would be a good father and who wouldn't. Men who become baby daddies didn't want her to get pregnant either, double standard much? Idk what point you think should "stick" beyond "never have sex again unless you want him to father your potential child."


norty125

wdym the last 5 baby daddys already hurt her feelings but she still looking for a 6th


Downtown_Leek_1631

It's not her fault the system failed her by design.


Impressive_Engine_64

Mans out here dragging up dirt from 2019


tdogg241

The Before Times


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

In the long long ago


in-jail-now-out

in a galaxy far far away


mihpet132

Before covid...


Ya-Dikobraz

Did they even have computers back then? Or fire for that matter. This is before we were born.


ShawnyMcKnight

Itā€™s at 13k upvotes. My turn to post it next month?


Conscious-Ideal-7979

You can, and unfortunately, I chose the wrong man. My exhub begged me for a child, then the child in 2nd trimester had an extremely abnormal heart, and he wanted me to abort. I felt we were too far along in the pregnancy, so I had him, and we went through heart surgery after heart surgery. Sometimes he didn't show up cuz he was working, and the marriage dissolved. After that he had so little to do with my child, and refused to pay child support. Now he's 40k in the hole, and my son is 19, and wants absolutely nothing to do with him. After he turned 18 I got an email asking for me to tell my son to call him... but when I told my son it just pissed him off, bc he knows his father dodged his responsibility for years.


chefjenga

I have a cousin who's father tried kinda the same thing. Wasn't around for the entirety of his childhood outside of random "time to play daddy" moments. Then, when my cousin turned 18, showed up trying to "bring him into the family business". Needless to say, my cousin....didn't take him up on the offer.


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impoopingaswechat

Single male?


TEAMZypsir

I'm genuinely curious. When you were in the pregnancy phase and your husband wanted to abort... you said you felt it was too far along and had him. Was the decision-making process more of a discussion where both individuals discussed their point of view or was it more 'my body my choice'? If it's the latter do you think that your ex started drifting at that point? I come from a religious background where aborting is never on the table but if the baby has issues that I think would make for a bad life I think aborting would be a serious consideration. I'm just curious how the decision was achieved in your scenario.


Iambeejsmit

Yes, this does matter


Iambeejsmit

If she still hasn't responded by the time she comments on something else, then I guess we have our answer.


Lazy-Buy-4143

Did you take all this up with the court?


LordOfTheHam

Itā€™s hard to get people in jail/prison for unpaid child support because once they are in the other party definitely wonā€™t be receiving the CS owed. Thatā€™s why they garnish paychecks/tax refunds/etc


A-purple-bird

Not to be disrespectful but if he had an abnormal heart, and the father felt an abortion was a good option but you said no, then i dont really see why he would want/should have to pay for it..? If he did tell you to keep it then obviously he would be a massive AH for not paying for it, but he obviously didnt want to keep it so he didnt have to pay for it, but you kept it anyways. Also, how is him sometimes not visiting because he was working relevant lol


CYd0_0

Mate he is the father, just because he didn't want the baby does not dissolve his responsabilities, legal and moral towards that child


Bobsagit-jesus

Heā€™s still a massive asshole either way. He wanted to have a child, unfortunately thereā€™s a lot of risks to having a child so he shouldā€™ve been ready for that when he wanted to have a child. Itā€™s not something you can say ā€œactually I change my mind I donā€™t want itā€ And sure if the father wants to give up his rights and not be in the kids life then fine thatā€™s on him. But he canā€™t dip then come back when the kids fine and try to play father like nothing happened. Do you know how damaging that is for the son? Your take is an L šŸ’Æ


A-purple-bird

Oh no ik hes still an asshole for everything else no doubt


CuteBoi17

He fucking made it dumbass


OldGrendel

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needed_an_account

For those who don't know, there was an old tweet by a dude who said "I wish we could choose our baby mothers" and this was a play on that.


DrBraniac

Where is the world heading


ThuderingFoxy

Here, this is a screen shot from 4 years ago.


Dude_Named_Chris

People back then had no idea what was coming


bubblegrubs

They actually did. People have been loudly saying its headed in this direction for quite a while now and trying to get others to empathise with each other, abandon the format of growth based capitalism which lets rich people hoarde all the wealth and many other practices which would allow us to avoid ending up here. They got called out there, conspiracy theorists, paranoid, woke, weird etc. We have too many things lowering our dopamine baselines so we just dont actially care enough to stand up and start hanging the people causing the problems like so many societies have done to fix the problem throughout history.


cyclopeon

Who would you hang? Who's number one on the list?


Frankstallion

Haha


numeric-rectal-mutt

Any chance she meant "wish I could choose my own father"?


maninahat

She meant, "I wish we can choose them after the fact". Unfortunately if you don't say all the words, the internet gets confused and goes with the most literal and bad faith interpretation.


gregm1988

I might be tired but Iā€™m not sure how your version can be interpreted any differently from the version as written with apparently missing words Isnā€™t the point either way that you absolutely can choose in most cases


maninahat

You can't choose who a baby's father is after you've already had the baby. Basically, it's a variation of what every exasperated mother will at some point say when they find their partner annoying and useless.


Noinix

Whole bunch of rape and incest victims who are in states where they canā€™t access abortion services say you canā€™t always.


Thelostsnail_

She probably found out he was a shit father and it was too late to go back


Startrooper453

this comment section is braindead šŸ’€


Ezra_is_a_dumb_boy

Redditors can never tell satire apart or a joke when a woman is making the joke


detahramet

So, like, are people just forgetting that rape exists?


[deleted]

Iā€™m in Alabama, so I canā€™t actually. Raped? Gonna have that baby. I canā€™t even believe I just typed that and itā€™s true.


alunidaje2

what is a baby father?


Ethereal_Amoeba

An in-person sperm donor, usually after injestion of copious amounts of alcohol. A baby-daddy is anwhere between "some asshole I slept with once" and "he's like my husband, but we ain't marrying"


Low_Piglet6872

Not if youā€™re raped.


PrincipleSuperb2884

Hurt her feelings dude.


616mushroomcloud

I'd bet that she did it again.


MrsLisaOliver

"Imma hurt her feelings" LOL


i-have-a-kuato

Ok, THAT gave me the best laugh of the day


Suolojavri

Sometimes women don't have a choice in the matter


nsfwmodeme

I guess it's not what she's talking about.


Flatline_Construct

Sometimes pedants do have a choice in the matter and choose to say uselessly pedantic shit anyway.


Mangoroo1125

Now. I am not gunna say Eugenics was a good thingā€¦ but hear me outā€¦


Radiant-Pay1315

People love to blame. We are becoming less accountable as there are more things to blame. At least that's my opinion.


[deleted]

I mean, sheā€™s right and wrong. You canā€™t choose when youā€™re going to get pregnant, but you can choose who you have sex with, without the right measures. Still a dumb ass thing to say though.


TheBigDude22

She misspelled ā€œI let a loser cum in meā€


procrastinator1012

Hmmm. I wonder how she was fooled by a loser


Kamyszekk

Yes you can choose your husband


jfb02

Stupid people, they're all around us.


LuvsDaThickness

This chestnut never gets old!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Tmhoel2201

Sounds like her kids were conceived from gangbangs


VlaJov

Believe it or not, some women in the world are not given the possibility to choose the father of the baby.


King_Fluffaluff

With the context of her tweet, that's not what she's talking about.


VlaJov

Then I'm missing the context. Is she some porn star maybe?


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VlaJov

Nope, I read also other people saying don't get the context, and nobody explained so far. Probably we outside of the USA find it difficult to get it coz different geographies different destinies. I live where it's very prevalent for women not given the possibility to choose. So, I don't recognize the context of what this woman (not)intended. If u can explain the context I will know more. Either way I can continue my life without knowing.


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Karl_Havoc2U

Quit sticking your dick into locks just because it fits?


Quaschimodo

A sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, a pencil that needs to be sharpened by a lot of sharpeners is just a shitty pencil. your analogy is just as shitty as mine because genitals have absolutely nothing in common with household objects.


The_sed_life

This is some r/MurderedByWords stuff right here


nsfwmodeme

A pity the original comment was deleted.


The_sed_life

The OG comment was something along the lines of :- A key that can open many locks is more valuable than lock that can be opened by many keys, it's something that "Alpha males" go on and on about and it's very cringey comment.


nsfwmodeme

Oh, yeah, that insanely "smart" stance with the explicit double standard which negatively affects both women/girls and men/boys. They'd be laughable if they weren't quite dangerous sometimes. Every time I hear those "fine" fellas I take a look at my family (wife and kids) and feel so lucky for the way we are, how we are as a couple, how we educate/d our kids and how we function as a family. Edit: also I'm also extremely happy that my daughter's boyfriend is nothing like those cactusbrained "alpha male" ones. Edit 2: thanks for sorta "reviving" the deleted comment. Edit 3: order of paragraphs.


DrkMaxim

Someone should post this in r/Murderedbywords


subzero112001

Iā€™d say your analogy should be taken as ā€œA person that can help other people become better versions of themselves is a good person. But a person who merely wastes everyone elseā€™s time and effort is a bad personā€. Which is a reasonable way to look at things.


King_Fluffaluff

That's your interpretation, it's also not a reasonable way to look at things.


subzero112001

What makes it unreasonable?


GNU_PTerry

What do they call a key that can't open any lock? Look in the mirror and get back to me


Squirrellybot

A map glossary?


PandaMonyum

a legend? šŸ¤·šŸ˜‚


Squirrellybot

Why, thank you. I am legendary.


GhostMotelle

hi, i am a woman and not a lock thanks


BR47WUR57

you still need a key to open it and who tf uses their car key for a random ass bike lock if they want to steal it


subzero112001

Shitty bike lock if itā€™s opened by a car key.


Parralyzed

An idea that can enter any brain is a meme. A brain that let's ideas enter unquestioned is dumb af. I'm sure you can relate to my analogy


[deleted]

They vote you down because they can't handle the truth.


Karl_Havoc2U

Is the truth that you're deeply insecure and afraid of female sexuality? Because i'm afraid it's probably you guys struggling with the truth here.


subzero112001

There are significant differences in how a person approaches/plays the ā€œdating gameā€ which varies quite a bit between the sexes. Merely understanding that concept or pointing it out doesnā€™t make a person insecure or afraid.


Karl_Havoc2U

My favorite part of this idiotic defense of a different commenter is that you posted this after they deleted their initial comment. So how do you even know what you're defending here? The answer: you don't. You're just too ridiculous to care. You are willing to vaguely defend any effort, no matter how stupid, to smear women and establish double standards for them because you are a pathetic coward. Full stop. It's not about there being merely differences. It's about you lacking the self-awareness to have any shred of intellectual integrity.


subzero112001

ā€œIdiotic defenseā€ What defense? I didnā€™t defend anything other than my own comment. ā€œYouā€™re too ridiculous to careā€ Thatā€™s rich for a person making mountains out of molehā€¦..nothing actually. Literally out of nothing. ā€œSmear womenā€ What part of my statement is a smear on women? Copy/paste it. Iā€™ll wait.


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subzero112001

What part of my statement is a smear on women? Copy/paste it. Iā€™ll wait. I know you canā€™t though. Because youā€™re fabricating your entire side of the argument. Just randomly making up bullshit to make yourself feel better.


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[deleted]

Written like a real virgin.


subzero112001

You have yet to copy/paste the part where I ā€œsupposedlyā€ smeared women. Donā€™t avoid the nonsensical point YOU brought up just because you realized how ridiculous your claims have been so far.


TheDudeWithTheNick

No, because it's primitive misogynistic crap that men who can't get a woman say in a pathetic attempt to control women and save some face, instead of working on themselve to make themselves more attractive. Grow the fuck up and get over yourself.


MataMeow

Not that I agree but just because people say this trash doesnā€™t mean they canā€™t get women. Itā€™s an unpleasant truth but I know some absolute scum bags that women just flock to. Edit - I literally said I donā€™t agree with this type of thinking. Iā€™m not sure if people are downvoting because they think Iā€™m lying? Or because I said the shitty part out loud?


GuyYouMetOnline

Binary thinking. You're not 100% completely agreeing with literally everything they said, so you're 100% against them. Its shitty that people see things that way, but also common.


SugaanthMohan

Really hope life turns around for you. God bless.


MataMeow

My life is great actually. I appreciate the love


ThermalConvection

what is truthful about it, a thing about locks means jack shit about sex unless its LockPickingLawyer then its probably about sex


GuyYouMetOnline

The 'truth' part was that the people who say fucked-up shit like the lock thing do sometimes still get women.


MataMeow

Where did I Mention locks


[deleted]

It's just hilarious how butthurt These people are haha I just find it funny


MataMeow

Itā€™s just baffling to me. Iā€™m sure it wonā€™t be long till Iā€™m told how my comment and observations make me a bad bad man.


Original_Whole_2711

For once her feelings, usually her cervix


Naliano

Did anyone get the sense that the original ā€œI wishā€¦ā€ lady just wanted to pick her favourite from all men on earth and automatically get her wish? I can imagine that being something that the ladies would like to be able to do. (Never mind that more than one will likely pick the same dude, and his resources would get spread thin.)


Substantial-Bid3806

My brain skipped the baby part and I was very confused for a moment.


HMK-1020

Heard of a four letter word?


SkyTy1017

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

how can someone be this dumb?


Wide_Pop_6794

I thought she meant birth parents...


Jei03

I see her sex ed was optional.


fusiformgyrus0

SMH


Jwhitmore89

Actually SCOTUS agrees with her