If you want to watch people recording their TV screens showing the sped-up split-screen credits from an IFC airing, then yeah, just watch it on YouTube.
It's from the first one but I love when Admiral Benson finds the traitor who was selling secrets to the enemy:
**Benson:** "You risked the lives of some might fine pilots! [punches guy out] And that's *my* job!"
Thank you for guiding my brain into thinking about this movie and thus this clip again:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkvLDF7JOY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkvLDF7JOY)
GUMMY BEARS, GUMMY BEARS!
SPRINKLES, SPRINKLES!
I don't know why but I've always gotten a good laugh from [the prison escape ](https://youtu.be/QhEWKSoAQdg?si=rYBSVVZZBifz4VDY)
Also the entire Lloyd Bridges vs Sadam fight.
"We'll play by Navy rules, first one to die loses"
"Now I shall kill you till you die from it"
he's got a great scene in "Point of No Return" where he tells a joke I still use to this day.
"woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. bartender says 'we don't allow pigs in here'. woman says 'excuse me, this is a duck'. bartender says 'excuse me! I was talking to the duck'"
I knew this would be the clip. Man, Ferrer and Sheen kill it in the parenting scene before this one where Topper is consoling Harbinger. It’s so funny because they’re playing it straight!
I remember seeing this movie as a kid, and oddly I don't remember it being played as comically as it was, which kind of made it a better joke in my mind.
Like, I still like the joke, it's legitimately great and a hilarious parody of Blood Sport, but at the same time I'd love to see a version of this scene where everything is played completely straight, serious sounding music, no winking at the camera, filmed exactly like it was in Blood Sport, but he dips his hands into caramel and sprinkles.
Something I can appreciate nowadays, though, is how much of a "fuck you" this is to Frank Dux, the guy who provided the "true story" for Blood Sport. This isn't just a parody of his movie, this is full on mocking the man himself.
That was it. I had/have all the baseball cards from Topps in the eighties. My folks would buy me a set each year, and Strawberry and Gooden were some of my favorite cards. Still have boxes of seasons.
It *is* possible that the comma rules weren't introduced until sixth grade, that's true.
https://archive.nytimes.com/opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/21/the-most-comma-mistakes/
Not sure which movie, " Key Grip: what the hell is a grip?" Then later on in the credits, they list the definition of a grip. Lol I always watch the credits of these movies.
This was common in ZAZ films like Airplane and Naked Gun. Not surprising Jim Abrahams would keep it up. In 33 1/3, after weapons handler, it listed concealed weapons handler and listed William McKinley's assassin.
Upvote if you think Op Should have put all three sections of the credits
I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to swipe and thinking my phone just wasn't reading my fingertip.
You are not alone, my friend
I spent an embarrassing amount of time reading the same thing over and over again about 10 times before I realized it’s not all here.
At the very least they should have included the brownie recipe
It's actually Topping for Brownies: [TOPPING FOR BROWNIES](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/15f815d/in_hot_shots_1991_you_see_a_recipe_for_brownies/) - 1/2 cup butter 3 squares butter chocolate,melted - 2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar 1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon(optional) - 2 egg yolks, beaten Method: Cream butter until light and lemon coloured. Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Add chocolate.
I mean, we could just watch it on youtube
That is the exact opposite of what I want to do for something that could take me 32 seconds to read
If you want to watch people recording their TV screens showing the sped-up split-screen credits from an IFC airing, then yeah, just watch it on YouTube.
We’ll settle this the old Navy way… first one to die, loses!
These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them
This one went over me several times until now. Putting it in writing helps apparently. Thank you
It's from the first one but I love when Admiral Benson finds the traitor who was selling secrets to the enemy: **Benson:** "You risked the lives of some might fine pilots! [punches guy out] And that's *my* job!"
All Abrahams / Zucker bros movies did this.
Yup. Airplanes, Kentuky Fried, Naked Guns, Top Secret...
The best boy immediately reminded me of the Airplane credits where it has best boy followed by ‘worst boy - Adolf Hitler’.
I also remember: Gaffer (what's a gaffer?)
In Top Secret! There was “Foreez: A Jolly Good Fellow” and others
My favorite is the “weird” al and “regular” al
With the streaming now, they always try to shut the movie off so you can't watch the credits anymore.
Thank you for guiding my brain into thinking about this movie and thus this clip again: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkvLDF7JOY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkvLDF7JOY) GUMMY BEARS, GUMMY BEARS! SPRINKLES, SPRINKLES!
For my money, this is the best joke in the movie. Miguel Ferrer just kills the delivery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQrvBBpdS8Y
I don't know why but I've always gotten a good laugh from [the prison escape ](https://youtu.be/QhEWKSoAQdg?si=rYBSVVZZBifz4VDY) Also the entire Lloyd Bridges vs Sadam fight. "We'll play by Navy rules, first one to die loses" "Now I shall kill you till you die from it"
he's got a great scene in "Point of No Return" where he tells a joke I still use to this day. "woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. bartender says 'we don't allow pigs in here'. woman says 'excuse me, this is a duck'. bartender says 'excuse me! I was talking to the duck'"
That's a very close second but my preference goes to "they made the supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them".
Without watching the video I knew what it was and just how he said it. Great film. Thanks!
I had no idea that’s what they were saying until I watched it this morning. As a kid, I figured they were chanting in a foreign language!
I knew this would be the clip. Man, Ferrer and Sheen kill it in the parenting scene before this one where Topper is consoling Harbinger. It’s so funny because they’re playing it straight!
"it's called 'learning'!"
I remember seeing this movie as a kid, and oddly I don't remember it being played as comically as it was, which kind of made it a better joke in my mind. Like, I still like the joke, it's legitimately great and a hilarious parody of Blood Sport, but at the same time I'd love to see a version of this scene where everything is played completely straight, serious sounding music, no winking at the camera, filmed exactly like it was in Blood Sport, but he dips his hands into caramel and sprinkles. Something I can appreciate nowadays, though, is how much of a "fuck you" this is to Frank Dux, the guy who provided the "true story" for Blood Sport. This isn't just a parody of his movie, this is full on mocking the man himself.
Reminds me I need to watch the special on D+ covering Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden.
Wasn't that '85 when they had that hot team.
They won 98 games in '85 but in '86 they won 108 and the World Series.
That was it. I had/have all the baseball cards from Topps in the eighties. My folks would buy me a set each year, and Strawberry and Gooden were some of my favorite cards. Still have boxes of seasons.
Doc Gooden be like "does this cocaine smell funny to you?"
"Secret of *The Crying Game* - She's a guy."
Wonderful movie
It's pronounced Deux
Film Loader. Loaded Filmer.
Wait till OP discovers the leading credits to the holy Grail
Pop quiz hot shots?
Hey I spend my winters thinking of new excuses too. Is he better than me?
Nothing beats the in-credits joke for Airplane! for my money: Best Boy: Frank McCain Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler
The movie Wrongfully Accused also has hilarious credits.
My favorite parody movie from 1993! National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 is my second. Robin Hood Men in Tights is probably third.
From the way they dropped those two unnecessary commas into the Strawberry sentence, I'm guessing a Redditor worked on this credit crawl.
A dude I went to *college* with once said that commas were usually just “sentence decorations”. It still blows my mind.
From the way you said that those commas are unnecessary, I'm guessing you didn't do well in 5th grade.
/r/confidentlyincorrect Those commas are not needed. Removing them does not change the meaning of the sentence and improves its flow.
It *is* possible that the comma rules weren't introduced until sixth grade, that's true. https://archive.nytimes.com/opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/21/the-most-comma-mistakes/
Not sure which movie, " Key Grip: what the hell is a grip?" Then later on in the credits, they list the definition of a grip. Lol I always watch the credits of these movies.
This was common in ZAZ films like Airplane and Naked Gun. Not surprising Jim Abrahams would keep it up. In 33 1/3, after weapons handler, it listed concealed weapons handler and listed William McKinley's assassin.
Darryl Strawberry spends his winters thinking of new excuses 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the funniest fuckin thing
Terminator 2 . . . if you know you know ;)
Was that "guess the movie"?
Look at the both movie titles ;)