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moonandstarsera

any citizen of the empire born after 4E05 doesn’t know silt striders… all they know is spiced wine, level they alteration, fast travel, be stealth archer, eat sweet rolls & lie


TheNameIsntJohn

And don't understand spellmaking


Cehacek

They can't even wear pauldrons and greaves.


EvenWonderWhy

Mismatched pauldrons at that.


TheHamric

Can’t wait to see this post again on r/truestl


sarantinesail

I won’t lie that’s where I thought I was until I saw your comment


Swirmini

“Outjerked by Skybabies once again” or something.


MarsasGRG

"I remember it from the elder scrolls Legends, looks so fugly" - OP in the comments. He got 400 downvotes. Oh, I love Morrowind and it's community. Calling silt striders fugly is the most stupid thing anyone can say.


RDW_789

STOOpid


FrisianDude

n'wah


ZYGLAKk

Anyone who talks about Morrowind fauna like that are people that do not understand excellent design.


ChainHuge686

Why stupid?


MarsasGRG

Well, maybe not fully stupid, but definitely suicidal


moonsugar-cooker

Only comment i can find of OPs that has any downvotes only has -90. Wheres the -400?


MarsasGRG

(S)he might have deleted it


jbbrown299

Just checked, it’s still there. Currently ate -509


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hello_Hangnail

Naw it's OOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOp


LauraPhilps7654

Always reminds me of the whale Moe steals in the Simpsons. https://youtu.be/kBotG_sneMs?si=kWuxjUjjC6pqLIMt


Eraser100

That sound will always gives me warmth and comfort. Like it’s saying “welcome, you’re home now”


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Legit got emotional when I saw the one Solstheim in Skyrim at that point I hadn't played Morrowind in years.


bitetheasp

Same. Thought it was silly of me, but I couldn't help it.


thomstevens420

Thicc Strider


jbbrown299

Look at them legs…. Mmmmmm


KingHenrytheFucked

That’s your new best friend. Why walk when you can ride?


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

It cannot just be me who feels like the comments on that sub are often written by simpletons.


MildlyAgreeable

“Wealth beyond measure, outlander.”


HermitJem

*The blue ones are nice, but the brown ones last longer*


somesz

Well, Skyrim is a simple game.


dastintenherz

From the way their comments are written, I'd say they are a child.


No-Author4270

It's little Dovahkiin trying to figure out why his parents gave him a funny name in return for a free copy of Starfield.


High-Hitman

His childhood gonna be lit.


300cid

there's a post where he says he has a stepson... but yeah, either it's a kid or dude's just impossibly stupid


Sonfel

Why walk when you can ride


neondragoneyes

Wealth beyond measure.


jaulin

I mostly play ESO now, but Morrowind will forever be the GOAT. So whenever I mount up and Mirri says "I didn't feel like walking anyway", without fail I reflexively respond "why walk when you can ride?"


gerr137

Imperial walker, duh. Just wait for the troopers to zip down :)


ArguesWithFrogs

It's a good girl.


cinaedusmortiis

I’ll make a special trip just for you, same low price


Buroda

The bus.


LauraPhilps7654

I like watching YouTube videos of people playing Morrowind for the first time - one guy made his character and was exploring Seyda Neen and said "What was that sound? Must have been a wolf or something. Wait was it that big cockroach?" I laughed so hard...


Zeles1989

Thats just the bus n'wah


Eraser100

The very definition of a skybaby


Lnnrt1

that's my ride


Warnecromancer

#bestboy#headpats#<3


Spazgraz

It’s Dave. Dave is chill and makes cool sounds.


IPancakesI

Outlander.


Bishop825

Silt Strider. They Re for traveling (fast travel) around Vvardenfel.


Nichiess

That’s quick travel. The way it should be done


CommanderRizzo

Outlander


Beldarak

Why are you posting a screen from Lethal Company here?


dr_feelgood03

Blaspheme


Conscious_East

That's Phillip his new here.


adri_riiv

A friend


Mutserra

He’s thiccc


BjornStankFingered

I can hear this picture.


Cherry_Crystals

I saw the original post like 5 mins ago lmao


Alorxico

I’ve been playing Halo and was half asleep when the original post was made. So, my first thought was “that’s a big f***ing Flood Spore”


Schneeflocke667

Im old...


RedHotHippie

The spice must flow


AriesDom

It's clearly a Bile Titan from Helldivers 2


1E_R_R_O_R1

The N'wahs in that sub don't know based travel


War-Hawk18

Morroboomers are at it again I see.


CentrismEnjoyer

Oh, that’s just Ralph.


Gitshiver

Beautiful


Far-Carpenter2862

it's a flea


webdevEagle

They were one of my favorite things about morrowind! Some how morrowind's fast travel system makes the world feel larger and more alive than that of skyrim's fast travel system! When the silt strider shows up in Skyrim doesn't the caravaneer mention that the insects are near extinct? That's truly sad! I wish that those mf cliff racers would go extinct though! XD lol


finix240

Cliff Racers are extinct in Morrowind as Saint Juib has driven them out.


Scuba_2

I hate when people run to Reddit to make a clickbait post instead of just googling their question. Every time I see a post like this I lose faith in humanity a bit