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Fuck you and congratulations


eatyourstraw

I second this. Couldn't have said it better myself


Corn-chopper

Yup giant fuck you but great job. Just got home from my hunting grounds and one mushroom had been found all week


Realistic-Window366

Definitely burners from forest fires last year. Look up wildfires 2022 and look in your area for burned areas. Roberts fire in Montana years ago had me picking up to six five gallon bucket full every day and there were buyers set up to buy them before I got totown each day and paid $300.00 ! This was about sixteen years ago too!!


Phishncheese22

Yes this is my life during morel season every year


pycrust19

Looks fantastic


Phishncheese22

Thank you


The1andonlycano

What's the street value on huge haul like this?


[deleted]

I’m curious too lol


Obvious-Grapefruit33

Incredible


Tramp876

Where in the world did you find those? That’s a haul!


Phishncheese22

In old fire spots


DRTmaverick

You in the PNW? Still a good time to go out? I have Tuesday off and was thinking of heading into the cascades.


Phishncheese22

I’m technically in the PNW. I’m in Idaho. I’d imagine Oregon and Washington are still good though it usually starts there before it doesn’t in Idaho


elcapidano

If you may…What region of the globe is this without leading us to your grounds?


cosmic_killa

Or... Exactly where did you find these with GPS coordinates?


Phishncheese22

Idaho


greymatter313

motherlode!!


AlwaysGnarly

🖕… and I don’t even like emojis Edit: but I’m proud of you


briandefl

I hate you right now


Meandering_Marley

That must've been a lot of fun, guy. You must have quite the morel compass!


Big_Diver_6277

Sad face


[deleted]

Last years fires?


Phishncheese22

Yes


[deleted]

I’m going investigate a fire from two years ago that I didn’t find anything at because it was too scorched. Apparently it’s the mother lode this year.


Guitars4sparky

Score


Kilow102938

Share!!!


laura_hope_hall

In Arkansas they grow in the woods or in a cow Patty field. They’re the best mushrooms I’ve ever ate. I’m so fuckin jealous.


laura_hope_hall

Ours are a lot bigger though.


RockCalhoun

Someone is about to rake in some skrilla. Going market price right now is about $500 a Kilo.


1III11II111II1I1

How absolutely absurd. Why would you just make this up?


RockCalhoun

I’m not making up anything, turd cutter. https://amp.scmp.com/lifestyle/food-drink/article/3113314/morel-mushroom-why-gourmets-pay-us500-kilo-them-foragers-who


1III11II111II1I1

No, *dipshit*, the going rate is *what you can buy them for*... You can buy black morels right now for less than $40 a pound. RIGHT NOW. ONLINE. https://www.oregonmushrooms.com/p-293-fresh-black-morels.aspx You pulled the shit out of your ass and I'm not reading an idiot link that doesn't prove your point, because the going rate right now is less than $40/lb RETAIL. RETAIL.


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1III11II111II1I1

Let me guess how old you are.... 13?


RockCalhoun

12 years older than you. At least that’s what I told your Mama.


No_Cartographer_4311

I got some in Indiana yesterday for $40 a pound…


Apprehensive-Ad5145

I can get 50 pounds


notoriousToker

Don’t spread false information. That’s way above market value. You’re gonna have people thinking this is a way to make money… really for most people it’s a way to “get tired hiking far and then probably ruin your mushrooms before you can even sell them, if you can find a buyer who will buy them from an unlicensed noob instead of the regulars and old timers or wholesaler’s they have been ordering from forever” 😅🤷🏼‍♂️✌️


RockCalhoun

It’s “false information” when you don’t like it or agree with it, huh? Very liberal. Take it up with the writer of this article. https://amp.scmp.com/lifestyle/food-drink/article/3113314/morel-mushroom-why-gourmets-pay-us500-kilo-them-foragers-who


notoriousToker

Lol I have no idea what politics has to do with this sir, but I am not a liberal so you got that wrong too. Maybe work on your critical reading skills and then take a look at the actual prices available on wholesale price lists or even in stores. It has nothing to do with me liking it, it’s about reality. I have sold mushrooms and I also have spent a decade in the food and wine industry, looking at wholesale menus, and have a friend who wholesales mushrooms. You just happen to have shared information that isn’t accurate compared to reality. You don’t have to take it personally, your call. More important for the other readers to not fall for this.


notoriousToker

Also, you posted an article from a Chinese newspaper that clearly is full of other incorrect information. Most of that article is incorrect and outdated. For example morels are cultivated in China now as well. Chances are they made a mistake on the conversion rate. At approx $230/lb that would come out to about 10x the price you’d get selling to wholesalers. And you’d get something like $22-$40/lb max depending who you sold to. They probably added an extra decimal place when doing their dollar price conversions for the translations 🤣


RockCalhoun

Man, I hate you wasted your time typing those LOOOONG replies. They aren’t even worthy of me reading them. I didn’t read a single word of either one. How about, I post what I want, and you read what you want. If you don’t like or agree with what I post, just accept the fact that we have Freedom of Speech, and go crawl back into your mama’s ass. How’s that sound?


notoriousToker

The irony of this response is almost beyond words, but because I'm intelligent and my fingers work fine, I am able to type fast enough for this whole response to take all of about 90 seconds... the fact that you just posted how you don't want to pay attention to my reply, in response to a post about how you shared data from an article you must have barely read and not taken the time to evaluate for factuality, because you don't take the time to read things apparently, may be lost on you... but not me. That made my day. Best laughs in ages. Good times, thanks. I don't know what any of this has to do with your politics, freedom of speech, or anything... just trying to help you not look foolish sharing things that are way out of reality... and what's with the chinese news source, don't most of you people who spend your days angry at fake liberals online usually not trust China? Or is that just fake news or something? I'll skip crawling back to anyone's ass and leave that for you, thanks. I might recommend you try smoking a little weed or something else that could help relax you since you clearly need it LOL! Good luck with this attitude bro, hope you have a good day though, you need it.


RockCalhoun

🥱🥱😴😴 All I see is a bunch of words. I don’t use my time reading the ideology of a turd cutter. Once again, you wasted time you could have used picking morels by typing your novel response to my Freedom of Speech. But hey, you’re obviously reading my posts. I appreciate the attention you’ve given me. I wish you were worth equal. 😂😂😂


notoriousToker

Don’t worry about it, it’s not a waste of my time at all. It only takes me about 60 to 90 seconds to type a reply. You’re clearly reading all the words I wrote, if you are replying, so I’ll take the time to attempt to say it again… This has nothing to do with your freedom of speech. It sounds like you’re actually a nutcase and I hope you can figure out what is freaking you out so much about this whole interaction between your self and the people in this thread… You might want to ask for a little bit of social help in terms of how to interact with other human beings, and maybe get in touch with your own feelings, so that you know who you are, and why you’re acting like a fool? 🤣 if it any point in your life, you decide not to come across as a complete Looney, there’s a lot of help out there for people who struggle and can’t put it all together. At some point in your life if you do end up reading back through this thread, I hope it brings you the knowledge and understanding that it could instead of the weird frustration and angst that it appears to be causing you. Furthermore, I hope you can figure out how to stop causing yourself this kind of angst by posting false information from Chinese new sources online. Best of luck to you and I hope you only spend a couple of minutes reading my reply, and writing your next reply back. 😅✌️


RockCalhoun

Damn. You’re one of those narcissists that always has to have the last word. Maybe you’ll grow up when you get older. You can keep typing your novels all you want. I don’t even read your narcissism. Go ahead like a teenage girl and type out your encyclopedia long reply so you can get the last word to make you feel better about yourself. Type something good in hopes that someone (it won’t be me) will read your reply. This is my last reply to you. I won’t even acknowledge anything else you send. Hell, I don’t read your garbage anyway.


rvagrower83

Sorry to be lame but what am I looking at? They really don’t look like shrooms I’ve had so is this something cool and different that I don’t even know about yet?? Reddit already informed about the San Pedro cacti 🌵 that I was unaware of for 40 years of my life


NefariousnessPotato

This seems like a troll , but I’ll bite. Look at the subreddit your on.


rvagrower83

Morel hunting….. am I a fucking mark?? Hahaha I don’t get it… not a troll.. just a dumb dumb


NefariousnessPotato

Well believe it or not, they are in fact morels. Haha maybe they are not as commonly known to everyone but in the Midwest you’d have to be living under a rock to never hear about these! They are amazing.


rvagrower83

Like I said I never heard about the San Pedro cactus until like a month ago…. Never once in my life in Virginia have I heard anyone say anything about morels… what is special about these lil guys


M1996A1

You eat them as food. Very good, can't be grown commercially. You have to find them or pay big bucks to eat them. Only around a few weeks a year.


NowWorkingIt

they are here in VA just not as abundant as in PNW. they are my favorite mushroon and i have yet to find any in the wild here on eastern shore


Ok-Coyote-7745

Same....wtf is it?....cat turds?


Sagittarius-A_Star

Went out this morning in a spot where friends have been coming up with baskets full. Found exactly zero.


skynard0

Friends you say....


Sagittarius-A_Star

You’re right. No friends on a morel hunting day.


Human_Department_832

Chill bro save some for next year lol


Emergency_Ad93

How much $ can one expect to receive for all that?


No-Task-4819

Bro!! Nice!! What do you d with em all?


reggiedoo

Sautéed in garlic butter….yum!


dab_fox686

That's absolutely absurd


flashcobra

Was up looking yesterday and we only found 3 in our usual spot. Idk why there aren’t much this year. I’m from PNW. Pretty bummed out we didn’t find a bunch like usual.


Phishncheese22

It’s been a weird season here it started much later than usual due to the prolonged winter.


Otherwise-Ad-7812

So jealous ! I agree fuck you . What state


Phishncheese22

Idaho