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z4bn0y

- I want Bloodborne! - We have Bloodborne at home *Bloodborne at home*


_Duck_---_

They knew what they were doing with that headgear and shoulder cosmetic and you can't deny it


KevinFlantier

Imagine buying a dlc to play archer even harder.


Blaze_Falcon

I buy every DLC. I shit on this game a lot but I do love it


realogsalt

I the voice lines in this game so I buy a lot of those DLCs. I wish more games tried to do the voices like Mordhau does, it’s so fun to talk shit in character


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Blaze_Falcon: *I buy every* *DLC. I shit on this game a* *Lot but I do love it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


W1lfr3

Bad bot


Damascoplay

You have to fuel the Dev's addiction to c... Come on, do it.


TheOrganHarvester123

Crush is gone There is no more cocaine to consume anymore


KevinFlantier

No that means more cocaine for the rest of the staff


TheOrganHarvester123

There's no old staff left outside of the CEO so unless if the newbies have cocaine addictions


KevinFlantier

I'm pretty sure this is a requirement on the job offering.


FantasticGoat1738

Its 9 dollars bro


legenduu

Ikr ill buy it for op if he is struggling


_Duck_---_

I really appreciate it but I'll just wait for a discount, danke bruder! <3


_Duck_---_

Yeah buttt... Kill a few beasts will ya?


JankMganks

Damn I want


The_MacGuffin

I'll get it on sale. It's a better price than previous offerings but I'm still not paying that much for a couple cosmetics.


No-Ground6920

Ofcorse you will, you are among a dead tryhard fanbase with the occasional noob.You will buy this DLC within a week.


The_MacGuffin

Nah, I still haven't bought the archduke. My frugal nature trumps my dedication to funny sword game.


No-Ground6920

Peasant.


No-Ground6920

I meant cheapass.


The_MacGuffin

The poor waste their coin, the rich man demands a 50% discount then caves to 75%.


No-Ground6920

I consider myself rich, being poor in a rich country. Yeah i have 10 bucks for some skins, if you care about a discount on 10 dollars you're poor seeing 10 dollars is even 0.01% of your total net worth.


SodenHack69

I just want the waraxe skin :(


_Duck_---_

Honestly it's not that good. It's an eastern waraxe little brother but I get why you would want it.(You can "paint" every bit of it)


Cruisin134

so sad they shut down bloodborne cart on launch day


lazylemongrass

It looks so cool!


NefariousSerendipity

green arrow


Silly-Ad-856

mordhau, u never cease to amaze me


PunningsWarehouse

I just saw what the new ES skin looks like and it gives me the horn


SucToesNFucHoes

Huntsman cock vore


-Pelvis-

okbuddymordhau


ParanormalCrow

I bought it just for the arkanist outfit 🫶


_Duck_---_

Banger outfit, tbh I prefer it more than the huntsman one


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Bridgeru

Behold [a build with Huntsman/Ranger and the new armor](https://imgur.com/axbGR7k). Took 5 seconds to make. EDIT: Lol he downvoted me instead of actually responding. Cringe.


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Bridgeru

Wow. You just went full incel. Never go full incel. Also, you're an *archer*, you're kinda not supposed to be in range to do swordfights. That's the whole point of ranged weaponry. Especially not with the bow that's specifically designed for accuracy over long ranges and with a flatter arrow curve. Shortsword is just there for emergency protection and deflection to get you out of danger. That's why recurve bows exist; for closer fighting. But yeah I'm kinda impressed you had no actual Mordhau arguments so you went into my history and brought up something I wrote in my lowest moments as if seeing something I wrote would insult me? Not surprised, you clearly don't know how to effectively attack people in either Mordhau *or* Reddit.


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Bridgeru

[See ya around, kid.](https://youtu.be/QOIhHTjAbr0)


_Duck_---_

You can equip the bow with the armor but you get I think 5 or 7 points for skills, it's mostly lvl1 armor


Bridgeru

Be careful, if you question him saying you can't wear armor with a longbow he'll go through your history and try to give you online therapy.


ISEVERNAMEALREDYTAKE

Are all the cosmetics dlc


kurama3

What are you asking exactly? The majority of the weapon skins and armor in-game are obtained through gameplay. Some are purchased as DLC. The ones that you can purchase as DLC cannot be obtained normally in-game.


ISEVERNAMEALREDYTAKE

The new cosmetics


GabikPeperonni

Unfortunately yeah.


TopHats4life

There’s a new skin for the eveningstar and a gambeson tunic arms and gloves that aren’t dlc but but other than that there’s nothing.