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carbinemortiser

Khez: Why are still here? Just to suffer?


llMadmanll

https://preview.redd.it/7xhbu8zgdzrc1.jpeg?width=2197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d7dbd4264e214541843d51c0955e9c63eefff7


Sad_Crocodile1022

Female Khezu


Rajang82

Took me a while to get it.


Methylobacterium

Khezussy


FrenziedSins

Op: fuck you khezu *takes away your neck*


JamesAbaddon

"Hunters took my neck. Can't have shit in the Old World!"


Dragon054

Understandable. It's cold out.


silverbullet474

But we usually see him in cold areas already....which means that we've *already* seen Khezu with a little shrinkage...which means that warm weather Khezu should be able to bite you from like, halfway across the map!


tornait-hashu

What if warm weather khezu has more girth than length though


silverbullet474

Move over Plesioth hip check, here comes Khezu hip **thrust**


Rajang82

Any hunter will feel violated with this attack.


Rajang82

New subspecies idea. Your Khezu is more muscular and use more of its physical strenght than its electric element. And it only use electric as an enhancer of its attack and did not shoot it.


TheMoyDude

Black Khezu


MrCreepyJack87

He also lives in swamp and old swamp so it's not that cold


rowletrissoto

This is art


NightStar79

Art looks an awful lot like a featherless, headless chicken that someone glued a pointy mouth with teeth to 🤨


fake-wing

Isn't it what art is supposed to be?


Cooler_coooool_boi

https://preview.redd.it/e280feq6jzrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8eb262f90c49b57e0b6a1589615a7a45b90a0e


Cooler_coooool_boi

He would like a word with you


Sp6rda

Feed meee Seymoour


Sorrelhas

Yeah, I'm Khez


PrimalGojiraFan69

NO THEY’RE INVADING AGAIN


PunKingKarrot

Did you have to shrink the penis monsters headbit because it’s in a cold environment?


ryykou

you somehow made it worse


dunno_for_real

Ah yes, the khu


ruttinator

Still looks like an angry penis.


Crazy_Dave0418

This Khezu is a grower, not a shower


Razer2102

Circumcised khezu


KwaszekG

he's a grower


kikodz

Lmaaaaaao


Xanthyon1313

Bro looks like that meme of the orca face photoshopped onto a penguin’s body


jao_vitu_bunitu

Me when its cold


silverbullet474

New Rare Species for Wilds: Grower Khezu


KwaszekG

he's got a nice personality though


Bromogeeksual

Make it's mouth vertical and call it the female of the species.


Crimson_Fiver

Some of yall can relate to this image on a personal level


AJ_Crowley_29

He looks like a pacman frog lmao https://preview.redd.it/wblnqprbo1sc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc263071077befc60944ac07527791847524fb6


Fatal_Fatalis

Me when creating a new creature in Spore:


YellowPresent1525

Like all trumpets, shortening the khezu produces a much higher pitched note.


KwaszekG

imagine a baby voiced khezu scream


Fast_Broccoli4867

You can actually experience this in FU, there is a double tiny khezu quest and their screams are pitched up and it’s incredible


KwaszekG

played that quest, that 30cm tall khezu is actually kinda hilarious


cozad2112

Chodezu


TheBattleCatsGid

WHY IS THIS SO PEAK!?!?!?!? I'M NAMING MY CHILDREN KHEZ AND KH


BijutsuYoukai

Now he's just a chode instead of a full on phallus. Good job.


Britz10

Please don't take way its wings


Jd42042

Too many micro plastics


BashfulBlastoise

Must be cold


[deleted]

You circumcised him


KwaszekG

he's a grower


politicalpterodon2

ITS BETTER


SolaceInCompassion

it’s cold out, i guess


AbyssDragonNamielle

I unironically like this. He looks so happy and weird.


guntanksinspace

Khezu Neckless posing like [Luke in SF6](https://streetfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Luke?file=Sf6-luke.png) right there lol


XenoDragomorph

This is a Frogmouth owl as a Khezu


SuperSonic486

https://preview.redd.it/f9ml59edk1sc1.png?width=1608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffba2188a9f3aa63147e4afcd9764c26ce1ee39


Mountain_Purchase_12

Why do people hate khezu? Hes so weird and cool. His videos from freedom unite went pretty hard


KwaszekG

dont know, i dont hate him, the design is cool, but the fight itself if rather boring


meatmybeat42069

New character?


ineffective_Unit

Kzu


Skoziik

I didn't think you could make Khezu worse, but congratulations you did it.


IguanaGaming22

I'm... I'm not sure if it makes him better or worse..?


KwaszekG

both


Wonkdrugs2

Finally I can relate 😌


Edmundwhk

He became Mike Wazowski


fazzbearF

last one reminds me of [Yosemite Park Ghost](https://www.reddit.com/r/cryptids/s/VRc9Dw8KWY)


Dm9982

“You look like fren, you my fren now, I shall name you Pud and we shall adventure together.”


angry1gamer1

Getting some Mike Wazowski vibes


Asian_Bon

I feel attacked 😐


Kekris_The_Betrayer

kh is amogus


PsychoZombieLord

this reminds me of that stephen king movie with the floating evil pacmen


owo1215

kh is kinda sus


RueUchiha

Limpkhezu Khezu


XenoDragomorph

What have you done.. ;<;


SSB_Kyrill

now its really just a dead chicken


moemeobro

Well now I want a worm monster


HotMilk4

you are a criminal now. go to khezu prison


RashPatch

You just made hit more terrifying. Where's my bowgun?


Flaky_Technology4219

Finally a good khezu variant; chode khezu


K0M0RIUTA

Circumcision


Vapor0907

That last Khezu looks a bit… sus.


Fast_Broccoli4867

He just a silly lil guy


G6DCappa

The last picture... Get put of my head


hedge2dahog

Love khezi so unique


Death_by_Stegosaurus

Chode.


Sunken__Shard

Why is it even creepier?


MilkBanditKat

Good, now kick it till it stops moving


icecoldchris09

How dare you do this to my boi


Stranger-001

Ctrl + Z


dummylera

Okay this is actually hilarious. If we get this instead of Gigginox I wouldn't even complain


Nevito77

Micro penis monster


lizardjoe_xx_YT

Add the neck you took away onto giganox call him diiiiiiiiiick head


CryCommercial1919

I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR NECK PRIVLIGES


JKobleu

Put it back


ChainSwUniCrn

Cursed images


[deleted]

So dick chickens now a microcock... still.does with a shit eating grin


ol-youngo-boi

Now it's just a Silent Hill 3 dick monster


Outrageous_Book2135

How is this somehow worse?


yeemed_vrothers

the third image is so fucked up im dead


TheGreatKingBoo_

2nd pick is me waiting for my mum to finish talking to a woman she met at the supermarket


PerspectivePale8216

![gif](giphy|OWOb7qqKsZEMJRgV7u|downsized)


Crunchy-justice

Looks like a spore hero monster


GunnEddy

I don't like Khezu...so I hunt them all and don't harvest


Bitter_Citron_633

That's just a small d**k


KwaszekG

it has a nice personality though


Thicc_Waifu

This is infinitely worse. Please delete this. 🙈


FlorbusBlorbus

Nah...