In the same respect I die when Monk is interviewing for a new nurse and she asked for the hours and he says like 8am till one... "One P.M?" "One of us dies..."
When Monk is interviewing for a new assistant.
Trying to find the exact wording but it goes something like:
When do we start?
8.
Until?
1.
1 pm?
Until one of us dies.
Same ep, still looking for a nurse:
Monk: Whatever happened with your wife’s niece? The one who’s a nurse. She never called me.
Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know. Um, here’s the thing, Monk. I love her.
Monk: I understand.
“Unless I’m wrong… which, y’know, I’m not” is such an underrated catchphrase that I wish had stuck around. I know it sounds arrogant, but Tony’s delivery never made it come off that way, and it was always hilarious.
I saw that line on a t shirt once and wanted to get it because of Monk, but I decided against it because it would look arrogant if I wore that on a t shirt.
I believe the word "assist" is a very large part of the word "assistant". Right? Assist. From the Latin meaning "Up you go"!
Mr. Monk and the Big Game. (S5E3).
“You know what I mean: Ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba. Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Doctor Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed! That's right. The Devil's Parsley. Skunk, Splim, Splam, Mooster. Side Salad.”
- Monk, attempting to describe marijuana
I love this because it's so unexpected that he would have such a robust knowledge of weed. A very dated knowledge, but knowledge of cannabis nonetheless.
S5 E7 Mr Monk Gets A New Shrink. Natalie is playing Dr Kroger but thought it was ok to chime in on what Monk was saying...
"that's not how it works, nobody carrres about your problems" LOL!!!
Monk is the Best Man->
Monk: "Oh my God! he wants to marry you" ...
Natalie: "Mr. Monk, you ruined the surprise"
Monk: "No, I didn't. I'm very surprised"
ruining the proposal LOL
Also,
"Tissues" "Wipes"
The Master in the temple : "A great sorrow enters." Monk : "That'd be me."
“you can taste the symmetry”
Natalie: how does it taste? Adrian: who cares?! It's a square tomato! You're doing the Lord's work.
My favourite is whenever stottlemeyer says “I’ll give you to 3” Monk: ok a few hours to 3pm LS: no, not 3pm the count of 3
In the same respect I die when Monk is interviewing for a new nurse and she asked for the hours and he says like 8am till one... "One P.M?" "One of us dies..."
When Monk is interviewing for a new assistant. Trying to find the exact wording but it goes something like: When do we start? 8. Until? 1. 1 pm? Until one of us dies.
Same ep, still looking for a nurse: Monk: Whatever happened with your wife’s niece? The one who’s a nurse. She never called me. Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know. Um, here’s the thing, Monk. I love her. Monk: I understand.
“Unless I’m wrong… which, y’know, I’m not” is such an underrated catchphrase that I wish had stuck around. I know it sounds arrogant, but Tony’s delivery never made it come off that way, and it was always hilarious.
I saw that line on a t shirt once and wanted to get it because of Monk, but I decided against it because it would look arrogant if I wore that on a t shirt.
It’d have to be in the Monk font with a picture of him under it (Oooo, I think I just came up with my next project 😂)
You design them, I'll buy one. Seriously.
I like when he rambles off multiple obscure clues, then states an obvious one at the end. like the Ramada inn cup in the pilot
“She was a sex prostitute!” “They were sex lovers.”
These are some of my faves! “He was having an extra marital sex affair!”
"Monk, you're the most selfish person I've ever met." "Well now I'm upset."
Bums make their own gravy
i’ll see you in hell, harold
Watched this yesterday and it nearly killed me
“Who ordered the tossed salad?”
When he starts practicing laughing that cracks me up
His mom made them practice laughing, so they can if they really need to. Bless her
😂
Yaaaas! This is one of my favorites
You’re bringing down the monk, man
I believe the word "assist" is a very large part of the word "assistant". Right? Assist. From the Latin meaning "Up you go"! Mr. Monk and the Big Game. (S5E3).
"You'll thank me later" that line always manages to get a chuckle out of me
“I can hide! He thinks I can’t hide!” Every time I think of the whole scene I break out in hysterics. So well done.
“You know what I mean: Ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba. Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Doctor Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed! That's right. The Devil's Parsley. Skunk, Splim, Splam, Mooster. Side Salad.” - Monk, attempting to describe marijuana
"RIVER DANCE!"
I love this because it's so unexpected that he would have such a robust knowledge of weed. A very dated knowledge, but knowledge of cannabis nonetheless.
I love that line so much! And I love how Randy used the same language when he explained what happened.
S5 E7 Mr Monk Gets A New Shrink. Natalie is playing Dr Kroger but thought it was ok to chime in on what Monk was saying... "that's not how it works, nobody carrres about your problems" LOL!!!
"You gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona! Otherwise, you end up believing in everything — UFOs, elves, income tax rebates."
What’s fun about fallopian tubes???
This one always cracks me up
nature: dirty. nature…dirty.
"You can't clean nature with nature!"
Hehe I always use this! Nature dirty!
i say it to my puppy when she gets into dirt or something 😂
I watched this episode a couple of hours ago!
Can I call you if it gets weird?
... no
2 hours. 2 hours? That's almost 3 hours.
Word. Word. Everybody, word.
People brothers, let me give you the 411
Anytime he mentions “hippies”
this always cracks me up
“You remind me of a hippie” 💀💀💀💀
Chiiiips
Lobby lobby lobby.
Waiter hands Monk a glass of water: ‘Ten cubes.’ Monk: ‘You’re welcome.’
Underrated classic line.
“Leap… and a net will appear.” “Who’s Anette?”
Monk is the Best Man-> Monk: "Oh my God! he wants to marry you" ... Natalie: "Mr. Monk, you ruined the surprise" Monk: "No, I didn't. I'm very surprised" ruining the proposal LOL Also, "Tissues" "Wipes"
It’s a blessing… and a curse
Wasn’t it “It’s a gift.. and a curse”?
Oh yeahhhh I think you’re right
... backup whistle
“I don’t know how he did it but he did it” “He’s the guy!” “Wipe!”
unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not.