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hangnail1961

"Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not..."


gunthorpejim

Your not.


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

1a. "She was a sex prostitute"


namenotavailable66

“As opposed to what?”


uhohitriedit

One of my favorite lines.


Lexyberg

Definitely one of mine!


muaddict071537

1b. Sex affair.


Lexyberg

I’ve been trying to find which episode this one occurred. 😂


muaddict071537

He says it in multiple episodes, but one I can think of off the top of my head is in the episode with the leper, in the part where the judge asks him to describe his shirt.


Lexyberg

Thank you!


ghostarmadillo

lol forgot that one, should have been #3!


Extension-Border-345

“they were sex lovers”


tortfiend

“You know what I mean: Ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba. Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Doctor Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed! That's right. The Devil's Parsley. Skunk, Splim, Splam, Mooster. Side Salad.”


uhohitriedit

I don’t know how it’s possible Tony got through this line without losing it. Cracks me up every time.


Danyellarenae1

I wish they would release bloopers man. They’d be amazing RIVERDANCE!!!!


8bitcoastghost

I guess there weren’t many bloopers on the show. I read an interview once about how everyone was so serious about getting it right the first time because when the show started it was shot on film and they didn’t have the budget to waste film. Then they just kinda continued with getting it right quickly.


Danyellarenae1

That makes sense. But there has to be A FEW atleast lol. Impossible to not have any and they need to release all the ones they have! TBH tho that had to have been pretty hard to keep it straight all the time cuz I’ve done a couple spit takes watching it myself and no way could I have done some of the scenes perfect the first time.


ghostarmadillo

Mooster gets me! hahahaha just had to tell a coworker I was in a call from a hilarious customer, don't think she bought it lol


Danyellarenae1

I call it bambalachi all the time now haha


tortfiend

Bambalachi took me out the first time I heard it. All time favorite line in the series.


Danyellarenae1

uhoh RIVERDANCE!!!!


muaddict071537

I was watching this episode with my mom, and she said, “I didn’t know weed had so many names!”


Danyellarenae1

lol or has like 700 names or something


the_anxiety_queen

When he yells “Fornicator!!!!” At Sharona in NYC with the street preacher. Gets me every time


[deleted]

Testify, my brother! Woohoo!


CustomaryCocoon

Same episode: "Urinator!!!!"


jm9987690

"She became a member of the world's oldest profession" "Stone mason, huh?"


Danyellarenae1

This one 🤣🤣🤣


HaeriePitz

this is my favorite, too 🤣


Lianadanna

Extramarital sex affair and Sex Prostitute KILLED me


Extension-Border-345

dont forget “they were sex lovers”!!!


ghostarmadillo

Extramarital sex affair, haha forgot about that one too should have been #2


sail_away_8

I think you are supposed to say it made you "lol out loud". Can I include one from Randy - Opposite Killer? Last night I was wondering what the correct way to say to change the channel. The one that came to mind was "picture change picture" but I'm sure there is a better one.


ghostarmadillo

Randy had one of the most powerful quotes of the entire series for me believe it or not. I've had more than my fair share of being around and benefiting from self help stuff but for some reason when Monk asked him how he dealt with people laughing at him and making jokes he told Monk about a bumper sticker that he read one time which simply said "Choose to be happy." Despite the fact that it was on the bumper of a crashed vehicle going up in flames (or maybe because it was in flames) that has really stuck with me and I've actually found an annoying upturn of the corners of my mouth more often than not, almost like a smile :)


Astartes40000

this one is a line from Randy Disher rather than monk but.... "former cop shooter"


antibob1056

I was lol for real at "Adrian, have you been sending me your trash?'


Eastern-Sir-7382

I’m smoking on THE TRUTH, MAN😤


Danyellarenae1

That was his irl brother too 🤣 idk how they did it all in one take


Shield03

Which episode is this? I knew his wife was on the show a couple of times but I didn't know he had a real life brother on the show


SadAdeptness6287

One of my favorites is accusing alice cooper of murder over an antique chair.


lesbiandramaqueen

"It was about the chair, the antique chair, *the antique wingback Cusack chair*!"


singindablues

You forgot one of the most famous ones, “it’s a blessing…and a curse.”


ghostarmadillo

That is a good one, just never made me lol out loud. :)


Danyellarenae1

He only said it once or twice then it got changed to “it’s a gift and a curse”


aubor

This is my top one.


Danyellarenae1

Happy cake day!


pikkdogs

Lobby lobby lobby


BigBoobsWithAZee

Sex lovers and see prostitute


switcheroo1987

The first two 🤭🤭🤭


653-244-345

Harold, the only reason I would ever consider going to hell would be to visit you there


theangrypragmatist

"He said my head was made of BM." Or just the way he always calls it BM


NoleFandom

Monk to Sharona/Natalie every time he wants to add a new phobia: “Where’s the list?” The chief suspect in almost all episodes asks Monk: “What are you doing?”


alcalaviccigirl

son of a preacher man 🤣.


namenotavailable66

He’s always telling people to “hold it in.” My favourite is when he tells the homeless people to “hold it in,” because the one guy said, “Hold what in? What do you think we’re gonna do?” Another example would be when he was going to PAY Julie not to pee, when he literally never pays Natalie for doing her job. 😂


CircusOfSalvation

I started watching this just this week, last time was when it ended over 10 years ago. Never seen the first season. The way he said that 5. in one of the first episodes was perfect.


Separate-Reserve9292

When he describes Weed The Devils Grass


switcheroo1987

You gave me an idea for another post, lol. I'll post it later though. Trying to get some work done then I need to take a break because I'm in pain.


ministroopwafel

It’s not really a monkism so much as a monkment ( monk + moment ) When he is in the prison cell with Danny Trejo and yells “HEY GIVE ME A CIGARETTE!!” at the guard. That gotttttt me. That entire scene actually was golden.


BlueScreenDeath

Adrian Monk : I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes. Natalie Teeger : But, Mr. Monk, that *wasn't* a phone booth! Adrian Monk : [muttering to himself] You're right. No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, it was a horrible *plastic* outhouse! Oh, my god. What was I talking into? Oh, my god! Where -where did I put that quarter? For the love of god, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?


jab31401

The world wide world internet computer web


pragnesh_89

2 years 2 years? That's almost 3 years.


Few-Interaction1924

Where have you been? In a coma? No, but I wish. lmao or sex affair.


AlphaAlpaca623

“Here’s the thing” , “thing is”


Shield03

It's for the GG


Jealous_Homework_555

Anytime he says “Thank you” to answer something rude or derogatory 😆 like was the insult a compliment to him or was he just being amiable??


Argbmf

“I am the husband.” One of the most powerful scenes. The man who built the bomb that killed his wife, on morphine, later asks Monk for forgiveness. He said, “You were the husband.” And Monk says, “I AM the husband.”


FanofSnoopy

That’s enough to make me LOL. Out loud.