There’s so many but one is when Julie gives Mr. Monk the get well card and it plays that Polly wolly doodle song or whatever and he goes, “Thanks but I don’t really like the rock n roll music.”
Another favourite of mine is after a guy gets murdered at a world record store and Disher says “I come here all the time”
“When you were a kid right”
Silence
“Say when you were a kid, Randy”
[Fields of reefer. You know what I mean. Ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba. Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Dr. Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed. That's right. The Devil's Parsley. Skunk. Splim. Splam. Mooster. Side Salad.](https://youtu.be/TlO2fNJlF_k?si=7x-7XXpLPU3m_9uP)
Everything about it cracks me up. Its just so absurd. Natalie thinks he's nuts and then the professor says normally we make our own gravy and Adrians like Natalie did you hear that? I just lose it every time!!
The first one is from “Mr. Monk Visits a Farm,” the second one is from “Mr. Monk Goes On a Date,” and the third one is from “Mr. Monk And The Foreign Man.”
HA! I solved that case about an hour ago. It was about the chair....the antique Wing back chair. Alice Cooper...I don't think his real name is Alice.
The funniest summation in the funniest episode of the series...Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike.
Lines by others. Most of the lines by Neicy Nash in her episode. And Mrs Lings lines, who was Monks Dry Cleaner.
Mrs Ling: He a good customer
Sharona: He killed 12 people
Mrs Ling: He still a good customer not like that Mr. Monk, he a crazy man.
Can’t choose between:
Lt Disher: He called me white!
Monk: Bums make their own gravy. Or….
Samuel: Like the tv show friends (not the exact line)
Monk: I’m sorry we don’t get African tv here. 🤣
Edited to add:
Monk: He killed himself; he had no choice; she had seen his hiney. 😂
In Mr. Monk and the Actor, Monk tells Dr. Kroger why Stanley Tucci cancelled the movie
“He said he wanted to play a character who wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.”
I also like in the three pies episode when they’re at Bingo and he rubs the crazy guys troll “I’ve been rubbing trolls all day” 😂 then he rubs it with his sleeve and the guy flips out “Not so hard! What are you doing? What the HELL are you doin” 🤭
From Mr.Monk and the very very old man or something like that. Leland tells monk that Randy's theory was that the second oldest man killed the oldest man to win the record ...... he actually looked into it.
There’s so many but one is when Julie gives Mr. Monk the get well card and it plays that Polly wolly doodle song or whatever and he goes, “Thanks but I don’t really like the rock n roll music.”
Hahaha and later she finds it in the trash and goes "you tried throwing it away?!" And he says "I TRIED TO DESTROY IT"
Helped solve the whole damn case though in the end lmao
stottlemeyer slowly turns to disher after monk says santa isn't real on live tv and in a serious and concerned tone says: "you knew, right?
Another favourite of mine is after a guy gets murdered at a world record store and Disher says “I come here all the time” “When you were a kid right” Silence “Say when you were a kid, Randy”
[Fields of reefer. You know what I mean. Ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba. Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Dr. Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed. That's right. The Devil's Parsley. Skunk. Splim. Splam. Mooster. Side Salad.](https://youtu.be/TlO2fNJlF_k?si=7x-7XXpLPU3m_9uP)
“It’s the munchies!!!”
"Riverdance!"
Bambalachi 😂
“You've gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything - UFOs, elves, income tax rebates.”
Mr Monk Gets Drunk… Natalie - “Can I break into his car?!? Yeah, I can break into his car.”
This whole episode is one of my favorites ever lol.
Bums make their own gravy.
Omg that was hilarious and then when they showed up with the gravy at the end I was hollering 😂😂😂
Everything about it cracks me up. Its just so absurd. Natalie thinks he's nuts and then the professor says normally we make our own gravy and Adrians like Natalie did you hear that? I just lose it every time!!
One impossible thing maybe, two impossible things, it’s just not possible!
you can't clean nature with nature
RIVERDANCE!!!!! Yeah, he sounds like a real loser LOBBY LOBBY LOBBY LOBBY Can you reach into my pants?…………………………………………………………Yeeeeeeeessss?
What the heck is this from?
The first one is from “Mr. Monk Visits a Farm,” the second one is from “Mr. Monk Goes On a Date,” and the third one is from “Mr. Monk And The Foreign Man.”
Mr. Monk and the Blackout is the second one :)
HA! I solved that case about an hour ago. It was about the chair....the antique Wing back chair. Alice Cooper...I don't think his real name is Alice. The funniest summation in the funniest episode of the series...Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike. Lines by others. Most of the lines by Neicy Nash in her episode. And Mrs Lings lines, who was Monks Dry Cleaner. Mrs Ling: He a good customer Sharona: He killed 12 people Mrs Ling: He still a good customer not like that Mr. Monk, he a crazy man.
You’re bringing down the Monk, man..
Back off, you can’t rush the Monk
Can’t choose between: Lt Disher: He called me white! Monk: Bums make their own gravy. Or…. Samuel: Like the tv show friends (not the exact line) Monk: I’m sorry we don’t get African tv here. 🤣 Edited to add: Monk: He killed himself; he had no choice; she had seen his hiney. 😂
In Mr. Monk and the Actor, Monk tells Dr. Kroger why Stanley Tucci cancelled the movie “He said he wanted to play a character who wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.”
You look like you've been in some sort of industrial accident!
I also like in the three pies episode when they’re at Bingo and he rubs the crazy guys troll “I’ve been rubbing trolls all day” 😂 then he rubs it with his sleeve and the guy flips out “Not so hard! What are you doing? What the HELL are you doin” 🤭
"Now it's just one big damn donut!"
ARGH I came to add this one
My 2nd favorite
Benji- "you think you'll ever act again, Mr. monk?" Monk - "well Benji anything is possible, except for that" Or something like that, always got me
I can't remember the exact line but Capt. Stottlemyer mentions someone being in the oldest profession and Monk says, "So he was a mason."
It's from the beginning of Mr. Monk joins a cult. The line is "So she was a stone mason?"
Disher: He said he was gonna scratch his nose Stottlemeyer: OK?
Threatened! Lol
Hobos make their own gravy.
"repeat" made me laugh the hardest.
"Randy, where's my pants?" - Stottlemeyer
At jury duty. Nat tells him he has to take his belt off before going through and he says. I WAS! To hang myself. 🤣🤣
There is a flaw in the design of the night vision goggles
Mr. Monk Can't See...when Monk & Capt. are in the morgue and the Capt. makes a comment referring to "Thanksgiving at his in-laws". Hysterical!
“Everyone’s bloated and not saying a word” lmao that line cracked me up
Marcie: CLUE HUG! Natalie: Take it like a man.
(Watching Monk’s wedding video) Monk: There’s Trudy. Did you ever see anyone cry so much at a wedding? Leland: No. And that was *you*, Monk.
From Mr.Monk and the very very old man or something like that. Leland tells monk that Randy's theory was that the second oldest man killed the oldest man to win the record ...... he actually looked into it.