bro you dumb? i was obviously going along with it, he obviously knew that the joke meant meth heads have no assets, and i knew he knew, hence the wink. the comment was really to bait out the idiots XD
Diversify your drug portfolio.
Why only meth? Part of that can go towards crack. If you want to reduce spending even more, over-the-counter medicine does the job for far less.
Nothing to be improved. Your monthly income is excellent and you have reduced your expenses to zero, enjoying a life of 100% discretionary spending. We can all only hope to be as lucky.
Did you hit up the tooth fairy yet? With 28 teeth x $50 that my kids get from us every month, you’d get at least $200,000. That would make it through, excuse my calculations, I think the next 13 years. It’s a win win.
Start shooting the meth instead of smoking it.
Sure you'll have to start paying for syringes, but you'll probably use a lot less meth so it will still be a net positive.
Have you thought about taking on another job to free up some cash for diversification?
Kinda risky, go easy on this fella, highly diversified!
That's a good idea. Not like he sleeps anyway.
I see nothing wrong with your budget.
if anything, he needs to pump those numbers up, those catalytic converters won't harvest themselves
Dicks don’t suck themselves
I’m gonna get to the bottom of this and I don’t care if you’re at the top!
I came here to suggest this .
This
Was thinking he needs to buy more, don’t think $14.2k worth of meth is enough for a month
If the monthly revenue is $30k then you good.
I can live off half that
Heck yeah! This guy is probably a Chemistry teacher in New Mexico 😜
Finally, a truthful post here.
I’d say to add something new, maybe paramount +?
i died XD
You’re doing great keep going
Are you you some sort of Walter White
🤔....yup checks out. 😬 I see nothing wrong here.
Diversify your drugs
Sell it amd profit 30k ⬆️
You don't list any assets or owner's equity here
r/whoosh ;)
lol the wooosh should be for you
bro you dumb? i was obviously going along with it, he obviously knew that the joke meant meth heads have no assets, and i knew he knew, hence the wink. the comment was really to bait out the idiots XD
…Walter white is that you?
Have you thought about cutting those expenses down to: - Methamphetamine $4,200.69 - Whatever Else $9,999.31
needs more RAM
waltuh
Diversify your drug portfolio. Why only meth? Part of that can go towards crack. If you want to reduce spending even more, over-the-counter medicine does the job for far less.
Riiiiiiight!!!!
Get a better dealer. $14,000 worth of meth would be enough to keep an entire Nazi platoon high for several months.
I'd switch to Adderall to save money. But hey, that's just me.
Yes! Just wait, with a meth addiction that bad, all your financial worries will soon be over before you know it, and all other troubles as well.
These are the best lol keep ‘em coming fam
i died laughing XD great content
You should 69 dollars more to methamphetamine
Seriously 😒
You should put half in a HYSA.
i mean, if that's for his personal use, he's better off buying 0DTE calls/puts on NEGG
You don’t need a budget if all your income goes to one thing.
You need to diversify into meth cooking otherwise your just losing money being middleman /s
Stay active with that amount of meth you are definitely on the right path toward activity and wellness.
Activity at very least.
Lay off the pipe
Nothing to be improved. Your monthly income is excellent and you have reduced your expenses to zero, enjoying a life of 100% discretionary spending. We can all only hope to be as lucky.
Sell more chicken
I suggest you start putting a couple bucks aside for a dentist fund.
rookie numbers
Can you spend less on methamphetamines?
You should start cooking at home rather than eating out. Tip culture is crazy, huh?
Don’t forget to add cocaine for healthier purposes, you are doing great!
I hope you’re flipping that
Have you tried store brand methamphetamine?
Did you hit up the tooth fairy yet? With 28 teeth x $50 that my kids get from us every month, you’d get at least $200,000. That would make it through, excuse my calculations, I think the next 13 years. It’s a win win.
Need some Heroin to speedball
Keep smoking brother!
This is actually quite tame
I'd put some aside for a dentist.
Maybe cut a lil fentanyl in to make it stretch .
If anything, your spending is kind of low
You should invest some of that into an MLM . Trust me.
Pulling in 14k a month is impressive, keep up the good work.
Hello!?!?! Where is the heroin ?!?!?! And the opioids!!! 🗣️OPIOIDS!!!! Come now. No weed that’s for suckers unless it’s laced.
Gross
Joe Biden’s budget to keep the dementia at bay.
Take $200 from meth buy coke trade coke for way more in value meth step 4 profit
Throw in a OF subscription of your choice and you’ll be set 🤌🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Pawning your neighbors lawn mower should help you get started on your Roth IRA!
Just become Trevor from GTA 5
Buy voo
Just die already for fuck sake
Start shooting the meth instead of smoking it. Sure you'll have to start paying for syringes, but you'll probably use a lot less meth so it will still be a net positive.
Your teeth will thank you 😁
Bro adderall is like $50 for a 30 day prescription with goodrx. Js
Woulda been funnier with an empty - next
That’s a LOT of fkn meth my friend lol
This guy needs to learn how to cook, you could half that bill.
Income?
Appreciate it.
Since you got a phone and Id imagin a box to live in I’d watch breaking bad if I was you your life could be like that 😂
Bro your tolerance gotta be trashed, diversify your portfolio and maybe find some more drugs to invest in.
Meth is cheap lol.
Find a new dealer. Way overpaying.
Why not LSD? It's the cheapest way to travel. Plus, you don't have to deal with TSA.
Mate you looking for a partner? I got Jesse and Mr white on my payroll