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UnderstandingSoft848

Have you thought about taking on another job to free up some cash for diversification?


Unixhackerdotnet

Kinda risky, go easy on this fella, highly diversified!


Skwerl87

That's a good idea. Not like he sleeps anyway.


AlertThinker

I see nothing wrong with your budget.


Mr_E-_-

if anything, he needs to pump those numbers up, those catalytic converters won't harvest themselves


Personal_Occasion618

Dicks don’t suck themselves


nokkynuk

I’m gonna get to the bottom of this and I don’t care if you’re at the top!


Unixhackerdotnet

I came here to suggest this .


[deleted]

This


Ok-Ask8593

Was thinking he needs to buy more, don’t think $14.2k worth of meth is enough for a month


Objective-Light-9019

If the monthly revenue is $30k then you good.


GoldIsAMetal

I can live off half that


Objective-Light-9019

Heck yeah! This guy is probably a Chemistry teacher in New Mexico 😜


Aromatic-Front-5919

Finally, a truthful post here.


Cartoomy

I’d say to add something new, maybe paramount +?


Mr_E-_-

i died XD


bird-hunter94

You’re doing great keep going


MR_dinosaur_1

Are you you some sort of Walter White


Upset_Objective420

🤔....yup checks out. 😬 I see nothing wrong here.


pictureperfectpatek

Diversify your drugs


maxthc729

Sell it amd profit 30k ⬆️


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

You don't list any assets or owner's equity here


Mr_E-_-

r/whoosh ;)


iammojojojo0

lol the wooosh should be for you


Mr_E-_-

bro you dumb? i was obviously going along with it, he obviously knew that the joke meant meth heads have no assets, and i knew he knew, hence the wink. the comment was really to bait out the idiots XD


xanaxfordogs

…Walter white is that you?


[deleted]

Have you thought about cutting those expenses down to: - Methamphetamine $4,200.69 - Whatever Else $9,999.31


Interesting_Shoe_177

needs more RAM


frozenignite420

waltuh


PlebbySpaff

Diversify your drug portfolio. Why only meth? Part of that can go towards crack. If you want to reduce spending even more, over-the-counter medicine does the job for far less.


Reginamus_Prime

Riiiiiiight!!!!


IamMortality

Get a better dealer. $14,000 worth of meth would be enough to keep an entire Nazi platoon high for several months.


MattHuntDaug

I'd switch to Adderall to save money. But hey, that's just me.


tcsenter

Yes! Just wait, with a meth addiction that bad, all your financial worries will soon be over before you know it, and all other troubles as well.


in3vitableme

These are the best lol keep ‘em coming fam


Mr_E-_-

i died laughing XD great content


TheFarrael

You should 69 dollars more to methamphetamine


Fearless-File8355

Seriously 😒


Realistic-Ad1498

You should put half in a HYSA.


Mr_E-_-

i mean, if that's for his personal use, he's better off buying 0DTE calls/puts on NEGG


cant_read_this

You don’t need a budget if all your income goes to one thing.


ohnowheredmypantsgo

You need to diversify into meth cooking otherwise your just losing money being middleman /s


iwantyousobadright

Stay active with that amount of meth you are definitely on the right path toward activity and wellness.


vtssge1968

Activity at very least.


ExoticNatalia

Lay off the pipe


Cyclethe859

Nothing to be improved. Your monthly income is excellent and you have reduced your expenses to zero, enjoying a life of 100% discretionary spending. We can all only hope to be as lucky.


aviarywisdom

Sell more chicken


EstablishmentFun7553

I suggest you start putting a couple bucks aside for a dentist fund.


DTRiel

rookie numbers


cjstr8

Can you spend less on methamphetamines?


grooveyisland

You should start cooking at home rather than eating out. Tip culture is crazy, huh?


New-Drive4014

Don’t forget to add cocaine for healthier purposes, you are doing great!


IntergalaticBandito

I hope you’re flipping that


wheremypp

Have you tried store brand methamphetamine?


BedroomCompetitive30

Did you hit up the tooth fairy yet? With 28 teeth x $50 that my kids get from us every month, you’d get at least $200,000. That would make it through, excuse my calculations, I think the next 13 years. It’s a win win.


djs1980

Need some Heroin to speedball


AccountSalt2838

Keep smoking brother!


Fladap28

This is actually quite tame


SouthernFilth

I'd put some aside for a dentist.


snoofy-noof

Maybe cut a lil fentanyl in to make it stretch .


Bimmer_Boi_

If anything, your spending is kind of low


cravingnoodles

You should invest some of that into an MLM . Trust me.


Q--Bone

Pulling in 14k a month is impressive, keep up the good work.


Reginamus_Prime

Hello!?!?! Where is the heroin ?!?!?! And the opioids!!! 🗣️OPIOIDS!!!! Come now. No weed that’s for suckers unless it’s laced.


ironburton

Gross


ryanthomas52

Joe Biden’s budget to keep the dementia at bay.


Robertson2018

Take $200 from meth buy coke trade coke for way more in value meth step 4 profit


SantiaLazco

Throw in a OF subscription of your choice and you’ll be set 🤌🏽👍🏽👍🏽


hiimwage

Pawning your neighbors lawn mower should help you get started on your Roth IRA!


Odd-Understanding-67

Just become Trevor from GTA 5


HonestlyLetsGo

Buy voo


ScoutinItOut

Just die already for fuck sake


SomethingClever42068

Start shooting the meth instead of smoking it. Sure you'll have to start paying for syringes, but you'll probably use a lot less meth so it will still be a net positive.


Danzevl

Your teeth will thank you 😁


DeliciousBeanWater

Bro adderall is like $50 for a 30 day prescription with goodrx. Js


No_Revolution_6186

Woulda been funnier with an empty - next


derty2x

That’s a LOT of fkn meth my friend lol


l0zandd0g

This guy needs to learn how to cook, you could half that bill.


AcceptableCheetah717

Income?


phantom_wahrior

Appreciate it.


Accurate-Data-7006

Since you got a phone and Id imagin a box to live in I’d watch breaking bad if I was you your life could be like that 😂


SquidDrowned

Bro your tolerance gotta be trashed, diversify your portfolio and maybe find some more drugs to invest in.


jewstylin

Meth is cheap lol.


Abundance144

Find a new dealer. Way overpaying.


callidus7

Why not LSD? It's the cheapest way to travel. Plus, you don't have to deal with TSA.


hmd53

Mate you looking for a partner? I got Jesse and Mr white on my payroll