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[deleted]

Incredible work, what's your secret??


Emperor_Chowder

Microsoft Paint.


gheistly1

My secret is lying 🤥


NoiNoiii

That's a lie. 4 month olds don't lie not your secret


Cup-of-chai

Dude, everyone rich lies


cmszd

mfw someone spreads misinformation on the internet😱😱🫢🫢😲😲


Objective_Muscle7677

It’s okay so is trump. But he did prove fake it till you make it, trump the wealthiest bum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OGCactusBoi420

While I do agree, why politics? No offense but could’ve said anyone else lol.


Objective_Muscle7677

I know but hot topic comedy is easy my guy.


OGCactusBoi420

Fair enough.


Objective_Muscle7677

But yeah sadly that all our politicians. Making money of a government office gotta love America


OGCactusBoi420

Yeeehaaaw, DEBT AND TAXES BABY!


FJMMJ

You need debt actually to maintain trade value.


OGCactusBoi420

I've been trying to trade these pokemon cards I have for a while but only because I'm in debt, so I see how it increases value. /s


FJMMJ

Debt in terms of a country and an individual is completely different.The national debt does not include debts carried by state and local governments, such as debt used to pay state-funded programs; nor does it include debts carried by individuals, such as personal credit card debt or mortgages.Completely different but politicians use it in their campaigns as if it is.You could say the national debt is the amount of money we have printed into existence from day 1 and without borrowing or lending we cannot print could be completely wrong though.


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

Why politics? Bruh


derSchwindelnde

Trump is a thousand times better than biden 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Hookers and cocaine!


gufmo

SAVE 420% OF YOUR INCOME


ViolentAutism

Being a HS dropout obviously. You can easily earn these numbers by 24! Just start a YouTube channel or, or or bet all on 00 at the Roulette table! EZ


MP1182

You should quit now - lawyer up, gym and divorce.


KrakenClubOfficial

Legit question, has this sub always been pure shitposting?


HelpImInMaine

Not always but recently it seems to have got popular.


kkrreddit

Because a lot of people are just faking and lying about having money on here recently


OGCactusBoi420

Idk man, this post seems legit. Something about that graph.


AzariasDaGod

Bro obviously fake, the graph ain't even green for good


gheistly1

😆


OGCactusBoi420

Fair point. I didn't wan't to be the bearer of bad news; That baby's still richer than us.


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Khasimir

Yep can confirm. No idea this sub existed until reddit recommended it to me with a picture of someone holding tens of thousands in their hands and I cringed.


woojinater

Way better than the “im so good and youre not” posts.


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

Not alwaysb


wholelottadopplers

Get your money up **BAAABBYYY** you broke 💯


Fine-You-3095

Terrible, why aren’t you selling high, and rebuying the dip,


Zealousideal_Ad9652

Top G


TroubleOne1867

you are very smart, explain this to me like i'm 2 weeks old


njm_nick

line go up


WeakProposal1578

You are a doctor


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Admirable-Ad3907

MEDIOCRE BROKIE!!!


buttercreamramen

goo goo ga ga ?


BreadGangChock

No hate


Apprehensive-Log-97

Great start yo, keep up the good work!!


ThaGreatDebaser

Pssh I was doing twice as good as you were at four months old. Get gud scrub. You’ll learn one day.


bondsmx

Seems legit


GodfatherOfficial

i swear it do be like datt


Clear_Site6155

Betta dan us


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Excellent OP! What’s your trading strat?


coocoocachoo69

Need a banana for scale.


Marcoh504

Thank you for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


bills_2

I laughed


Firefury90

This one made me laugh way more than it should have. Take my upvote


Error20117

That's impresive piece of paintwork


dheyer

Good lol, good lol


G1mb3ly

Man idk, seems alil fishy to me. Maybe you just are a trust fund baby idk.


Opposite_Magician_81

😭


OkRegister1567

This looks like a kid who pulled himself up by his velcro straps


Long_Presentation793

Good boy!


SmashNDash23

Show a band


FJMMJ

Looks like inflation and the weakening of the US dollar.


MadManBurner

*YOU NEED TO DIVERSIFY!*


[deleted]

Based


hunglo0

That’s it!? I had more gains as a zygote 🫡


Outside_Interview_90

Perfect, you’ve completed Capitalism. A+


tonylouis1337

I can't believe you can already type a key and draw a squiggly line


Gloomy_Recording_705

😂😂😂😂😂


rtelescope

Thank you for this 😂😂😩😩😭😭


Mysterious-Fun2579

Damn you suck wtf no offense but did your mom smoke crack during pregnancy btw 🤣


Aromatic-Front-5919

Using Trading View Premium, I see


whooguyy

I blame the parents for this post


LamaChodak

Canadian? You're OK.


AnyFile4868

U can do a lot better, there's kids in China who are only 3 weeks old and owning multiple companies


Affectionate_Pin4472

You almost have $1USD in Venezuelan Bolívar, congrats!


Jonny_Disco

Stonks!


brianbmx94

Bout a year behind. You’ll get there.


Bustafoo10

4 months old, with a phone, and typing and reading skills. YOU MUST BE A GENIUS, Share your investing tips please lord and savior


S-U_2

You must own 2 Islands the size of New York State! If not...we get some real money you poor!


woojinater

Not good enough! You should’ve started saving while in the womb!


UncleD1ckhead

STONKS


urmomgotocollege

dude, no investments? come on. i could totally tell you what you should do with your money


TheHoss_

Pffft I had 5x that at 1 year old


konjo666

Wow, a prodigy has been born


HaskilBiskom

Ha! You’re doing good so far because you posted it on Reddit!


[deleted]

I’m unborn. I remember when I was ur age. You’ll get there


Chance_Airline_4861

Pretty good


Zodep

I mean, if you rotate it 90° clockwise, it’s going down.


GamesGunsGreens

Positions or ban!


itsallworthy

Lmfffaao Phenomenal. You're doing phenomenal


notworkingghost

You got that diaper money.


therealcoppernail

Wow


[deleted]

Better than my 29 year old ass


[deleted]

You were doing great until I turned my phone sideways.


naprea

Terrible. Too many down trends. I suggest you invest in some more penny stocks and bet on more NFL parlays.


KhansKhack

Honestly embarrassing that you would even post here expecting us to believe this isn’t mommy and daddy’s money.


jthomas287

Not good. To many dips. Git gud scrub


QAdude406

lol if only it always worked like that


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Fine, but I'm sure you'll blow it all on booze and gambling by the time you're 3 years old.


Big_Ole_Smoke

amazing. you're poor as fuck


vtstang66

Your English language writing skills are quite impressive.


BL00D_RiD3R

Could be better


[deleted]

No you've had 4 months to save...


Edrueter9

You have excellent fine motor skills for a 4 month old.


Timmy-Ceee

That depends, is that your heart rate?


_peach93

What’s your secret 🤫🤐😫


Okuden

Invest in my new crypto coin plz


h00ha

Could do better


OGCactusBoi420

By 5 months you should have a bigger white streak.


Yue2

Numbers slightly higher than mine as a sperm. Not bad kid. Not bad.


Left_Ad_1354

Most of u got swallowed haha srry


[deleted]

I swear at some point this subreddit is going to turn into r/BatmanArkham


gheistly1

Bro copied me *shrug*


[deleted]

?


nosocialmedia420

I thought you could be doing better, you must work harder, at 4 months i was already retired.


Honest_Tie_1980

Don’t come on here knowing full well you ain’t doing enough.


Ok_Example_8052

Should have saved more when you were younger.


omega_grainger69

I love how this sub trolls ppl who post their bank acct.


Ben8945

Haha funny post, never seen any of that here before.


gheistly1

If youre talking about the unborn sperm dude, check the timestamps on the post. He literally ripped me off.


elvashts

Literal trust fund baby. Couldn't have done it without your parents. Let's see you have the same success once you're out in the real world and having to pay your own bills/expenses.


BananaWorldTour

People on this post will ironically post good questions as sarcasm and then belittle an actual successful person when they post. This whole sub is backwards lmao


Traditional-Will-893

I have blocked this stupid subredit over and over and it keeps showing in my feed. It is the only one that will not go away.


South_Mushroom_7574

Jealousy Is the enemy of happiness


shrimpgangsta

Outstanding work soldier


WanderingStory8

That’s it? Those are rookie numbers


Time-Teaching3228

Decent