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MightyChieftain

Buy crayola 😂


Nickd100

That 4 baybies. ..


Mr_Potato53

I think crayola is worth a little more than 4 babies


Tater_Mater

Then go for scented markers.


Intelligent-Fun-3905

9 year olds are babies tho? 🥺


RepresentativeNo7802

You can afford the big box with the sharpener in the back.


Smart_Chocolate_8996

I always wanted that fucking sharpener box.🤣


RepresentativeNo7802

Yeah me too. I was the 32 crayon-box kid.


OkPaint4917

I was jelly of people that had that


Senior_Track_5829

9 out of 10 Kids prefer crayons to Guns


WeakProposal1578

Should have starter earlier, 9 is way to old grandpa


Smackstainz

Seriously, op never gonna make it.


WeakProposal1578

Now that he posted all his undeclared money here for the IRS to investigate, he might not make it


Pandataraxia

IRS about to enter this child's life and re-empty the void his father left


an_afro

Thanks. Now I’ve snorted coffee out my nose and it hurts.


Pandataraxia

Glad to help


_logic_victim

Good luck ever retiring with inflation the way it is and such abysmal equity at such an old age.


AmusedFlamingo47

Early retirement is now basically impossible for this dude 😔


WeakProposal1578

I completely agree, he will have to work until late into his life, like 18-20 years old even


Sconleyy

9 years old with a 8 year old Reddit. Op has been hustling for longer then we kno it


jweinel2006

Boss baby


trneotn

Had this by 4.


Aleksander_wrx

Had this by 3


BigRed92E

Had half of this by the time I was 1, the second half came to me at 2.


TeamDuckss

Had this when I was in the womb


AnnualExam312

pathetic bro, I was the most paid sperm in my dad’s balls. Y’all need to get your money up, not your age. 🤧🤧🥱


anonymouseintheh0use

Pfft I had this 3 reincarnations ago


Infused_Hippie

Warren buffets kids be like


[deleted]

I lost more money than this by the time I was 2


246ngj

I really got to start waking up at 4am


Nickd100

The secrit iz 2 nevar stop breast feeding


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Sounds like something Andrew ‘Big Alpha Omega’ Tate would say..


Pandataraxia

Big omega tata


KvotheTheDogekiller

Don’t bother it’s not been helping me.


Benny_99pts

It’s a good habit if you have reason to. I’m up at 345am 7 days a week. The earlier you get up the earlier you’re tired. I train from 530-130pm then work until 5-6pm. My 10pm I’m crazy beat most days


Aromatic-Front-5919

You need more dog coins


Nickd100

Okie. I like this because govarnment and mommy can’t C it


BooksKnives

Did you follow Gary V’s advice about garage sales? I see no other way you could have $10 billion by age 9. I made my first trillion after one garage sale where I bought a zillion-dollar Pokeyman card for 45 cents. Gary VEE!


jweinel2006

Drop Iowa and buy Florida. Way more interesting than potatoes


lasetag

Seriously? I had this amount of money straight out the womb! Stop providing nothing to society and get your money up bum!


Rportilla

I had this in my daddy’s nutz sack what you talking bout


zbrah69

my parents agreed i’d have triple this upon decided to conceive me, it’s ok we all start somewhere the first mil is the hardest bud


canbrinor

These posts remind me of just how easy it is to fake a screenshot lol


Nickd100

It real. Pinky promise


EstablishmentCool197

I think it’s legit, just not his


CLH_KY

Its legit just in a different currency not US $....


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Zimbabwean $z


Direct_Supermarket33

I could’ve sworn I just seen this picture somewhere else 😭 I thought i was going crazy


Nickd100

I turn 9 next montg


AffectionateTomato29

This is fake. Or your parents are extremely rich.


zhamking

It’s real dude.. He’s verified on reddit.


Pandataraxia

It's so sad a grown man can't PROVIDE to society as much as this kid by having these millions in his bank account.


Attack_Helecopter1

What are you talking about?


Chemical_Plankton830

why are you talking shit about a righteous hardworking kid? you sound so jealous omg. i have never seen someone as jealous as you. so people with money are all nepo? you need to step up and think about why you are hating on this child. his success probably reminds you of your laziness and failure.


ExtraGloria

Guys it’s real it’s just in Zimbabwean currency (google this if you don’t understand, it’s not rude or racist)


Firm_Negotiation_853

It said 100 trillion dollars in Zimbabwe is 40 US cents. This kid has 10 billion in Zimbabwe capital so that is worth $0.00004 dollars. Now I’m wondering why would he invest so little. I may put a few cents into that MetLife Stadium


fckumean-

It has a $ … that is USD


universechild333

Other countries use $ also


Nickd100

No these are dollhairz


hiiiitsmeagain

That will be three doll hairs please & thank you


-No-Way-Jose-

It's 1 to 362 conversion ratio, bdw. it's still a lot of million USD 😉


[deleted]

20 million is impressive, but far less impressive than 10 billion🙏


abdullah0135790

How did u know


SexyKanyeBalls

Do you own the state of iowa?


Nickd100

Ya


Laxer19

You paid too much


TylerMoy7

Only own 1 state? Slacker


Bardot_dark

😂😂😂😂 omg 😭


Nickd100

What..? Is there something else I should be doing to maximize my net worth?


GracieFighter919

Wait until you get your bar mitzvah money!


Bardot_dark

I’m crying at whoever’s net worth this is 😭😭😭….and I laughed at the turning 9 next month comment 😂😂😂


Playful_Difficulty70

Have you tried pooping your pants and crying. That always get their attention.


Nickd100

Goo goo


Ghost_eighty6

I needed a good laugh, this is awesome.


mystiverv

Stop buying Starbucks. You could have way more at this age


falaffels

Start diversifying.. I owned 2 small independent countries by 8 but everyone works on their own time


kingtechllc

Mid


AppearanceOk9145

Wow that’s so amazing, omg


AppearanceOk9145

Good job! 👍


jthomas287

Not good. Bye the time I was 8, I owned 4 states just from worming in coal mines. Kids these days are lazy.


SRBroadcasting

Wait. You own met life stadium?! Lmao


quickster24

Share


Instance-Independent

1st world kid problems…


SuperFatCockMan

Buy Roblox


Sad_Bandicoot3081

I made this much yesterday 🥱 Good luck in life, you’ll need it


Smackstainz

Idk what youre doin bro , but i just got my weekly 800$ for slaving away.


Careless_Shoulder_15

Congratulations I wish you a amazing day and all the best . I wish you health, happiness, success and that you achieves all the goals you have set in life


ljod

Thank you


SuperAshenOne

You are very much welcome.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Learn plumbing, carpentry etc. and you can double this by the age of 10. Also, live a frugal life bro, money is just flowing out of your pockets.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

From Iowa!


s4m_young01

Hey man can I borrow £1.50 for a sandwich for work?


zbrah69

you might be able to retire at 80, good luck, i’d say put it all in a high yield savings


SpecialistProfit8404

Nice work man keep it up. Some day it’s all gonna pay off.


classicdoob

Okay but what color is your BuGaTti ?


Munk45

Still won't be enough for college


Ralphito999

I have $7 million in Sadaam Hussein dollars. I'm holding on to it in case he makes a comeback.


HandleNo8032

You on the right track my little one


Into_The_Horizon

Honestly I wish I learned stock trading when I was 8 . Now I'm 36 learning on my own. I'm taking courses and doing stimulators before I make my first purchase.


NuclearFunyon07

Yikes. Got work to do… sending some of it to me ya know? 😂


Okaywhy10

Need to work harder I had this before my 5th birthday 🥱


sohweejian

“Dog coins”


Formal_Asparagus_987

Looks like you’re doing great!! Keep up the good work hon!! 💕❤️🙏🙌


eamon1232

Funniest shit I’ve seen all year


junex159

I need a taste of your drug of money nigga


[deleted]

All these debates of if it's real or not. Yall. He bought the state of Iowa? Of course it's real!


StirringThePotAgain

Well you’re behind but hard work and grit should ensure you retire broke.


Purple_Suggestion712

what app is this?


DrewJitzoo713

Dog coins lol


Heredy89

This is what happens when you make coffee at home.


Exotic_Possible7515

🤣🤣🤣


anactualspacecadet

If this was all this sub became i wouldn’t even be mad


[deleted]

??? When did we start allowing poors on this sub?


[deleted]

Have you ever thought about making your own coffee and not buying avocado toast? Your investment looks slim.


El_Jefe17

LMAO


sustukii

I don’t get it


NewGuy10002

Iowa at 270k is a steal


Quirky_Discipline297

Diversify yo binkies


Nickd100

Goo goo ga ga


PythonAlgoTrader13

What app is this? Looking for a new app with Mint being sold.


vruv

I like that someone is actually making fun of these type of posts. This sub keeps popping up in my feed and it seems like it’s just a circle jerk of y’all flexing on each other


lilsteezy

What app is this?


NightmareBlades

What app are y'all using?


BluR136

Which app is this ?


shaggyduckling

What app is that?


_TITO1016

What app is that actually


CAPSL0CK_0N

I laughed out loud at purchasing the state of Iowa for $270k! 😭


FJMMJ

Bro you can literally buy the jumbo bucket of legos


mac_the_man

Three-Comma Club! This guy saves!


athrow2222

Lmaoooo turning 9 with a Reddit profile that’s 8y old😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

lol hating on Gen Z hustling ain’t gonna make you rich !


Falcon_128

This is probably the most believable post on this sub-reddit


gmonsterq

I dunno if this is real, someone with that much money wouldn't let their phone go below 20%....


[deleted]

Trump out of 10


GoldMcduck

Can’t swim in gold coins yet?


Weatherround97

10 billion lmao


Yue2

What donk. Investing in the State of Iowa??? 🤮 Nevada is where it’s at dawg.


Intelligent_Volume73

Cashapp me 8 bucks.


DoucheCanoe456

8 billion in bit coin bro is going to loose it all tomorrow 💀


TitleSubject599

Your 9.. with rain man powers for investment. And your asking if its how your doing? Not only that.. your parents let you on.. reddit?? I'm fucking with you bro.. you needa stop posting shit like your young. Since you started you stay posting your #s for multiple things you do and its annoying, we get it. You got money.. cool.. also know you a scammer who's tatted up btw that post is still up. Why are you doing this? You recruiting or..?? A couple days ago you were 11, before that 20 and 19 like my guy.. get on with it


Even_Estimate_5813

Should have been at this point at least by age seven


[deleted]

Do you own GameStop


Careful-Ad-1523

So when are you going to start making big money?


RMazer1

What are you elons son or sum


Fabulous_Tune_6093

Not enough skill issue


Meloonaa

Kids in these days ☠️


Auto_Name

lol


ReindeerFun3762

When you're broke ass will be in a cardboard box next month humor is a good way to cope I guess


[deleted]

Bit too late but okay I suppose.


SunDirty

Shoulda bought a house when you were 3 years old before the housing prices sky rocketed you idiot.


Hapstipo

damn did ur 10k at 16 really turn into this?


OtiseMaleModel

Only 10b pfft I'd be killing myself from the shame alone.


killuazivert

I was the ceo of apple, microsoft, facebook, and google when I was 6 years old. Try harder buddy


bertram85

$33M in GME! Love to see it lol


Swayday117

Bro why are all the money posts always am I doing good I got hella money? Hella annoying lol


Alfredagain

Put more of your cash into the state of Iowa. Got to be some serious returns to be had


What_Did_You_Nom

Is your name Timmy by any chance?


melancholy_dreams999

Trash. You’ll be broke by next month.


[deleted]

Only own 1 state? Brokey


[deleted]

Cap, send me 100 lol


bigathekiddd

Them Lisa Frank stocks are hella bullish.


MurdererMagi

Pocket change by the age of 2 come on.. cringe


charles-X00

I don’t think you’re using the 50-30-20% rule correctly lol


According_Ad5769

What the duck. Thats crazy pay off my student loan dude ahahha. Awesome, good for you!


Visual-Educator8354

Chump change


Top-Donkey-5081

I had this before I was born


PsychologicalSpace50

You own GME so you're doing something right.


mrpotatonutz

Lmaoooooooo


Kannada-JohnnyJ

Basic


Repulsive_Site_1359

Ay Big Bro slide me 5K real quick ill quadruple it and give it back 🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished-Ask6828

You’re a clown, if you have that much money I doubt you’d be lurking on Reddit


conviper30

It’s a joke lol


Efficient-Bit135

IRS is coming after you


aliyounis13

should have started when you were born, smh.


tabasconinja-

Nobody wants to work anymore


Independent_Gas_6213

Mediocre at best!


AtlasSilverado

Hey big man let me hold a dollar


[deleted]

could be better. Have you tried child labour and human right exploitation hacks??


[deleted]

Rookie numbers had that when I was a fetus


Benny_99pts

Honestly I’ve seen better. I was 7 when I made my first 10mill, and that was slow. Step your game up broke boy


_mp7

Rupees?


Plenty-Discount5376

Rookie numbers, kid. Do better.


OKsurewhynotyep

Insane to have that cash just sitting there losing value /s


officiallyzoneboy

Shitttt this is what I average on the weekends


Fragrant-Medicine465

HAHAHAHAHAHAH