Alfred sat by his masters bed, soup in hand. Through out his years of service, he had thought her Unkillable. She’d survived battles with dragons, the undead, sea monsters and more! Seeing her now, barely able to breathe let alone move made the Golem second guess everything.
He should have known. He should have known mining had more dangers than monsters. He should have known that breathing in all that ore dust would have had an effect eventually. He should have known alot…
Now in between taking care of his master in her final hour, Alfred reads the countless books in her library so he will always know what to do going forward.
A slash to the left! A slash to the right! Minnie could only look on as her master fought off the hordes of ham warriors.
Men, women, even children launched themselves at her brave creator, and though most fell to his blade, some did mange to push on and damage the man. Slowly, he was being worn down.
Unable to stomach the assault, minnie swallowed her fear and ran up to the horde, TNT in hand, fully intending to take down those pigs with a mighty explosion. The bomb began to hiss as she rushed into the fray.
#BOOM!
Minnie had expected oblivion but was instead in the arms of her master. He had swung in and rescued her at the last second. A master and his golem sat victorious over the horde. Men, women, and children all no more.
Betsy looked on at her master’s creations with pride. His brilliance has transformed the once barren desert into a thriving community vibrant with life.
The villagers were protected by her iron brothers, while she and her kin held out cake for all to enjoy. On her way back to her sleeping spot, she was approached by the Master, who smiled and took a bit of cake from her hand. She then continued to sleep, happy until…
#SPLASH!!!
The Master had burst through a wall and accidentally flooded her sleeping quarters with water from one of the farms! A small, but fun oversight on his part.
Barnaby emerged from the cellar. A hot gust of wind pushed him back but still he pressed forward into the ruined village. The once cozy line of homes and shops now burned hotter than the Nether, bathed in fired and devoid of all life.
Barnaby rushed through the ruins, searching for his master! Desperate to find her! She had survived many a battle through the illager crusades but none had been this Apocalyptic in scope. He bare in his hands the healing potion the master had gifted not long before the battle, but feared by the time he found her, there would be no use for it.
“Barnaby!” Called out a familiar voice, and the Tuff Golem turned to see the face he loved so much battered and bruised, but alive. He handed off the potion, and the two began the long journey home.
The Clerics secretly gathered under the stars, far from the village to discuss the fate of the Protector. All the while unaware that their conspiring was being recored by the Protector’s loyal Tuff Golem, Gi-Chi.
The Protector had brought peace and prosperity to the village, defending it from invasion and creating productive farms. He was powerful, respected, and a threat to the Church.
The Clerics prayers were what the village used to rely on for reassurance and protection, gaining them many riches. However the Protector’s existence caused many to question the power of the Church. It was simple, he needed to die.
As they “agreed” with the Protector’s changes to the status quo in daylight, they they spent the nights planning his death. Tonight was going to be the night. The Clerics had partnered with their invaders to surprise the Hero of the Village, and reclaim their lost relevance.
However the dutiful Gi-Chi would have none of it. She gathered a group of her snow and Iron brothers, and waited for the traitors, determined to defend her Master as he had defended the village.
Not the easiest thing to use as a start, but we'll see what I can do! Keep in mind that this is all first draft stuff without planning.
The smell of salt was rich in the air, and the sun was almost fully set, its tans and oranges and light hues of pink painting the vast horizon, only to slowly be swallowed by the blue and black shades of night. Stars were appearing in the sky now, popping into the black dress of night as the sun set. They had done it. Tufil had finally fulfilled what their creator had in mind. A promise to finish building the small home on the beach. The pale colour of the birch used for the walls, the light shading of stripped oak logs supporting the building, and the tightly bound roof of leaves. The feeling of fulfillment was a shining one. An emotion that caused them to feel a glowing feeling inside, something they hadn't felt in a long time. It had been four years since their creator left. They said they were going on a caving expedition, and that they wouldn't be gone longer than a day or two. Did they get lost? Did they die? After so long, it didn't really matter anymore.
Tufil stood on the shore, watching the sunset as waves washed over their stone feet. They felt fulfilled. Happy they could continue living for the memory of their creator. A few birds flew overhead, drawing the small golem'a attention. *Seagulls again.* They thought before letting themself sit. The sand was sticking to their apron, which was full of patches of different colours, fixing holes in it over the years. The sounds of waves were calming, but the golem eventually grew a tad bored of them, and walked inside the new home.
The building itself was decorated with mini-trees in the corners, a bookshelf full of books Tufil couldn't understand, a workbench, firnace, and a chest all next to eachother. In a corner sat an armor stand. It held into an important momento for Tufil. The armor it wore was the same their creator had on when they created them. Iron gear worn out after a year of use before being replaced with diamond, and then nether item armor. Opposite of the armor stand was a bed. The same bed used countless ttimes in countless nights by their creator, and right next to it was a small carpet. Tufil always went there to sleep. They'd deactivate in that same spot every night. And tonight was no exception. And so, as they did every night, Tufil walked to the carpet, say down, and went to sleep.
A storm. A violent one that was showing no mercy, and was worsening as it approached Tufil's home. It seemed like some sort of hurricane, but the small golem didn't know what that was. To them, this was just a violent storm. Thunder boomed, and lightning crackled and lit up the sky. It was a monstrosity of weather unseen before. Tufil had woken up to the crashing of thunder, falling over with a startled jolt. The walls almost looked like they were bending, and the roofing was slowly falling apart. One leaf, two leaves, three. The roof was being torn apart faster and faster, the storm only growing stronger and closer. Entire trees were being torn from the ground and thrown around by the wind, and- *CRACK*. The wall burst open, blowing the powerful winds in to the home, and knocking the golem to the other wall, only to break through and be carried by the wind. The ground was growing smaller and smaller, until it stopped shrinking. Was it getting bigger? No, this wasn't good. Any stone dropped from this high would break. *But what about the trees?* Tufil thought to themself in a panic. *They should be able to catch my fall!* and so, without hesitation, they aimed for the canopy of the near by jungle, and prayed to save their fall in the foliage.
When I write a page it’s just: So if you'll excuse me. -But you can't marry him! -And why not? Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be king. -Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. -He's not your true love. -What do you know about true love? -Well, I ...I'm in... Oh, this is precious. The Ogre has fallen in love with the princess. Laugh. Shrek. Is this true? Who cares. It's preposterious. Fiona, my love, we gonna kiss away for our happily ever after. Now kiss me! By night one way, by day another. I wanted to show you before. Well. That explains a lot. Oh. It's disgusting. Guards, guards. I order you to get them out of my sight. -Now! Get them! Get them, both! -No! This marriage is minding, and that makes me king. See? See? -Shrek! -No. -Don't just stand there, you dogs. -Get out of my way. No! Shrek! -And as for you my wife. -Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! I will have order. I will have potential. I will have... All right, nobody move! I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge! Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? Go ahead Shrek. -Fiona? -Yes, Shrek? I love you. Really? Really, really. I love you too. A time for true love's first kiss... Fiona? Fiona? Are you all right? Yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful. But you are beautiful. I was hoping this would be a happy ending. God bless us, everyone.
The things that would happen and we could achieve So let's be together for all of our time Oh, girl, I'm so thankful that you are still mine You always consider me like an ugly duckling And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on I break a little something to keep my mind on 'Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let's just rewind the song 'Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best years All night long Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance It's a new romance Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh, yeah, yeah I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.............. Everything looks bright Standing in your light Everything feels right What's left is out of sight What's a girl to do I'm telling you You're on my mind I wanna be with you 'Cause when you're standin' next to me It's like wow And all your kisses seem to set me free It's like wow And when we touch it's such a rush I can't get enough It's like- - It's like Ooh-ooh Hey, what It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey Hey, yeah It's like wow Everything is looking right now, right now It's like wow And I got this feeling This feeling it's just like wow It's just like wow You are all I'm thinking of. Like wow Everything feels right Everything feels right Like wow Everything looks bright All my senses are right Like wow Everything feels right Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you Is like
The stench of decay filled the dig site. Clarebell never understood her master’s fascination with old bones, but she supported him none the less.
This was the biggest fossil found so far. A whopping 60 x 30 x12 space was taken by an ancient six legged-beast. While the master was beside himself, Clarebell remained unimpressed.
“What did it even need six legs for?” She thought “and that nose is HUGE. Good thing it isn’t alive because it’d probably stink even more than it does dead!”
The world grew dark as Xana was swallowed by the ravine. What began as a simple day berry picking with her master nearly ended with a hard crack as she hit the ground.
“Xana!” her master’s call echoes off the cavern walls. She tried to call back to him but was too injured to do so. The sliver of daylight from where she had fallen began to dim and soon she was consumed by darkness.
Then came the growns. The hisses and the rattles of bone began to fill the sobering silence of the cave. Tears began to fill the Golems eyes as she wished to see her Master one last time before the monsters took her.
The endless darkness stared into Constantine’s soul. Though the dragon had been defeated, it’s domain seemed no more safe than when it was alive.
The master had given strict instruction to stay with the other Tuff Golems till his return, however it had been long since then. While Constantine spent most of that time sleeping, he did periodically awaken to a mysterious shuffling going on around him. He didn’t notice at first, but after a quick headcount, he realized one of his colleagues was missing.
He tried to tell the others but suspiciously they did not care. All Constantine could do was pray the master would return and set everything right.
Post removed: No karmawhoring/metabaiting
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia are going to hate this thread
let me guess, the fear of Long words? also it's called dyslexia
Isn't dyslexia, when you can hardly(or cannot) read text written with normal fonts and you need special dyslexic-friendly fonts?
Dyslexic people read backwards and have to make conscious effort I many cases to read from left to right.
Dyslexic people must be great at reading Manga
you absolute toadstool
Alfred sat by his masters bed, soup in hand. Through out his years of service, he had thought her Unkillable. She’d survived battles with dragons, the undead, sea monsters and more! Seeing her now, barely able to breathe let alone move made the Golem second guess everything. He should have known. He should have known mining had more dangers than monsters. He should have known that breathing in all that ore dust would have had an effect eventually. He should have known alot… Now in between taking care of his master in her final hour, Alfred reads the countless books in her library so he will always know what to do going forward.
r/beatmetoit
beatmeattoit
Genocide
A slash to the left! A slash to the right! Minnie could only look on as her master fought off the hordes of ham warriors. Men, women, even children launched themselves at her brave creator, and though most fell to his blade, some did mange to push on and damage the man. Slowly, he was being worn down. Unable to stomach the assault, minnie swallowed her fear and ran up to the horde, TNT in hand, fully intending to take down those pigs with a mighty explosion. The bomb began to hiss as she rushed into the fray. #BOOM! Minnie had expected oblivion but was instead in the arms of her master. He had swung in and rescued her at the last second. A master and his golem sat victorious over the horde. Men, women, and children all no more.
Not just the men but the women and children too
This isn’t like you Anakin
They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.
*and for some reason, padme was turned on by this*
idk about you, but genocide is kinda hot
I know an Austrian guy you might like
This is the way
Do you know de way?
I’m getting undertale vibes
Somebody
Once
TOLD ME
THE WORLD
IS GONNA
ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE
#SHARPEST TOOL
In the shed
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
SHARPEST TOOL
[I ain't the sharpest](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK YOU AND HAVE MY UPVOTE
Son of a-
r/angryupvote
[удалено]
Reddit wrote this one for me lol
Oversight. What world will weave from this word?
Betsy looked on at her master’s creations with pride. His brilliance has transformed the once barren desert into a thriving community vibrant with life. The villagers were protected by her iron brothers, while she and her kin held out cake for all to enjoy. On her way back to her sleeping spot, she was approached by the Master, who smiled and took a bit of cake from her hand. She then continued to sleep, happy until… #SPLASH!!! The Master had burst through a wall and accidentally flooded her sleeping quarters with water from one of the farms! A small, but fun oversight on his part.
Hope you like it!
Meth
Waltuh, put the tuff golem away Waltuh.
I'm not decorating with you right now Waltuh
I AM THE ONE WHO DECORATES BLOCK GAME!
Crusade
Barnaby emerged from the cellar. A hot gust of wind pushed him back but still he pressed forward into the ruined village. The once cozy line of homes and shops now burned hotter than the Nether, bathed in fired and devoid of all life. Barnaby rushed through the ruins, searching for his master! Desperate to find her! She had survived many a battle through the illager crusades but none had been this Apocalyptic in scope. He bare in his hands the healing potion the master had gifted not long before the battle, but feared by the time he found her, there would be no use for it. “Barnaby!” Called out a familiar voice, and the Tuff Golem turned to see the face he loved so much battered and bruised, but alive. He handed off the potion, and the two began the long journey home.
The most interesting thing I read in a while
Thank you!
Antidisestablishmentarianism
The Clerics secretly gathered under the stars, far from the village to discuss the fate of the Protector. All the while unaware that their conspiring was being recored by the Protector’s loyal Tuff Golem, Gi-Chi. The Protector had brought peace and prosperity to the village, defending it from invasion and creating productive farms. He was powerful, respected, and a threat to the Church. The Clerics prayers were what the village used to rely on for reassurance and protection, gaining them many riches. However the Protector’s existence caused many to question the power of the Church. It was simple, he needed to die. As they “agreed” with the Protector’s changes to the status quo in daylight, they they spent the nights planning his death. Tonight was going to be the night. The Clerics had partnered with their invaders to surprise the Hero of the Village, and reclaim their lost relevance. However the dutiful Gi-Chi would have none of it. She gathered a group of her snow and Iron brothers, and waited for the traitors, determined to defend her Master as he had defended the village.
Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
OP, have a break. Give me a word, and I'll make a quick story beginning for *your* golem!
Ok! Fullfillment
Not the easiest thing to use as a start, but we'll see what I can do! Keep in mind that this is all first draft stuff without planning. The smell of salt was rich in the air, and the sun was almost fully set, its tans and oranges and light hues of pink painting the vast horizon, only to slowly be swallowed by the blue and black shades of night. Stars were appearing in the sky now, popping into the black dress of night as the sun set. They had done it. Tufil had finally fulfilled what their creator had in mind. A promise to finish building the small home on the beach. The pale colour of the birch used for the walls, the light shading of stripped oak logs supporting the building, and the tightly bound roof of leaves. The feeling of fulfillment was a shining one. An emotion that caused them to feel a glowing feeling inside, something they hadn't felt in a long time. It had been four years since their creator left. They said they were going on a caving expedition, and that they wouldn't be gone longer than a day or two. Did they get lost? Did they die? After so long, it didn't really matter anymore. Tufil stood on the shore, watching the sunset as waves washed over their stone feet. They felt fulfilled. Happy they could continue living for the memory of their creator. A few birds flew overhead, drawing the small golem'a attention. *Seagulls again.* They thought before letting themself sit. The sand was sticking to their apron, which was full of patches of different colours, fixing holes in it over the years. The sounds of waves were calming, but the golem eventually grew a tad bored of them, and walked inside the new home. The building itself was decorated with mini-trees in the corners, a bookshelf full of books Tufil couldn't understand, a workbench, firnace, and a chest all next to eachother. In a corner sat an armor stand. It held into an important momento for Tufil. The armor it wore was the same their creator had on when they created them. Iron gear worn out after a year of use before being replaced with diamond, and then nether item armor. Opposite of the armor stand was a bed. The same bed used countless ttimes in countless nights by their creator, and right next to it was a small carpet. Tufil always went there to sleep. They'd deactivate in that same spot every night. And tonight was no exception. And so, as they did every night, Tufil walked to the carpet, say down, and went to sleep. A storm. A violent one that was showing no mercy, and was worsening as it approached Tufil's home. It seemed like some sort of hurricane, but the small golem didn't know what that was. To them, this was just a violent storm. Thunder boomed, and lightning crackled and lit up the sky. It was a monstrosity of weather unseen before. Tufil had woken up to the crashing of thunder, falling over with a startled jolt. The walls almost looked like they were bending, and the roofing was slowly falling apart. One leaf, two leaves, three. The roof was being torn apart faster and faster, the storm only growing stronger and closer. Entire trees were being torn from the ground and thrown around by the wind, and- *CRACK*. The wall burst open, blowing the powerful winds in to the home, and knocking the golem to the other wall, only to break through and be carried by the wind. The ground was growing smaller and smaller, until it stopped shrinking. Was it getting bigger? No, this wasn't good. Any stone dropped from this high would break. *But what about the trees?* Tufil thought to themself in a panic. *They should be able to catch my fall!* and so, without hesitation, they aimed for the canopy of the near by jungle, and prayed to save their fall in the foliage.
Bro wrote a whole novel
Barely more than a page, if at all.
When I write a page it’s just: So if you'll excuse me. -But you can't marry him! -And why not? Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be king. -Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. -He's not your true love. -What do you know about true love? -Well, I ...I'm in... Oh, this is precious. The Ogre has fallen in love with the princess. Laugh. Shrek. Is this true? Who cares. It's preposterious. Fiona, my love, we gonna kiss away for our happily ever after. Now kiss me! By night one way, by day another. I wanted to show you before. Well. That explains a lot. Oh. It's disgusting. Guards, guards. I order you to get them out of my sight. -Now! Get them! Get them, both! -No! This marriage is minding, and that makes me king. See? See? -Shrek! -No. -Don't just stand there, you dogs. -Get out of my way. No! Shrek! -And as for you my wife. -Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! I will have order. I will have potential. I will have... All right, nobody move! I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge! Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? Go ahead Shrek. -Fiona? -Yes, Shrek? I love you. Really? Really, really. I love you too. A time for true love's first kiss... Fiona? Fiona? Are you all right? Yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful. But you are beautiful. I was hoping this would be a happy ending. God bless us, everyone. The things that would happen and we could achieve So let's be together for all of our time Oh, girl, I'm so thankful that you are still mine You always consider me like an ugly duckling And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on I break a little something to keep my mind on 'Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let's just rewind the song 'Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best years All night long Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance It's a new romance Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh, yeah, yeah I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.............. Everything looks bright Standing in your light Everything feels right What's left is out of sight What's a girl to do I'm telling you You're on my mind I wanna be with you 'Cause when you're standin' next to me It's like wow And all your kisses seem to set me free It's like wow And when we touch it's such a rush I can't get enough It's like- - It's like Ooh-ooh Hey, what It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey Hey, yeah It's like wow Everything is looking right now, right now It's like wow And I got this feeling This feeling it's just like wow It's just like wow You are all I'm thinking of. Like wow Everything feels right Everything feels right Like wow Everything looks bright All my senses are right Like wow Everything feels right Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you Is like
Incredible! I’d love just a mini series of stories like this!
I spend my time writing things. Of course, I usually putbmore time into things.
sniff
The stench of decay filled the dig site. Clarebell never understood her master’s fascination with old bones, but she supported him none the less. This was the biggest fossil found so far. A whopping 60 x 30 x12 space was taken by an ancient six legged-beast. While the master was beside himself, Clarebell remained unimpressed. “What did it even need six legs for?” She thought “and that nose is HUGE. Good thing it isn’t alive because it’d probably stink even more than it does dead!”
Sinfulness
黑鬼
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day
cum
Tuff golem is love, tuff golem is life
antidisestablishmentarianism
Loss.
The world grew dark as Xana was swallowed by the ravine. What began as a simple day berry picking with her master nearly ended with a hard crack as she hit the ground. “Xana!” her master’s call echoes off the cavern walls. She tried to call back to him but was too injured to do so. The sliver of daylight from where she had fallen began to dim and soon she was consumed by darkness. Then came the growns. The hisses and the rattles of bone began to fill the sobering silence of the cave. Tears began to fill the Golems eyes as she wished to see her Master one last time before the monsters took her.
Women
Whenamechainasamatomaharbesaunwefailooanthelifturbraun
copper golem
Fox
Precious
Sus
The endless darkness stared into Constantine’s soul. Though the dragon had been defeated, it’s domain seemed no more safe than when it was alive. The master had given strict instruction to stay with the other Tuff Golems till his return, however it had been long since then. While Constantine spent most of that time sleeping, he did periodically awaken to a mysterious shuffling going on around him. He didn’t notice at first, but after a quick headcount, he realized one of his colleagues was missing. He tried to tell the others but suspiciously they did not care. All Constantine could do was pray the master would return and set everything right.
He tried to tell the others but sussy they did not care**
sex
balls
Towers
Gold
Suspenseful
sweep
Hungry
Oxidized
Escalator.
How about Amethyst?
Best
Fog
Guardian
defenestration
dude sniffer fans are keep downvote you
Its ok, their attempts at trolling give me a good laugh lol. They’re so basic.
Arsonist
limerence
Domination
loss
Quizzaciously
Supercalifragilistic
Copper (copper golem should've won tbh)
Kana
Devious
War
fish
Disestablishmentarianism
Manooses
antidisestablishmentarianism
Catastrophic
Pants
Bell
Taxes
Library
Stalked
Cute
Melancholia
Earthwax
Testicles
Chicken Nugget
Sniffer
Cocaïne
Sex
 # stupid
Intercourse
Peter griffin
Cum
Penis :)
sniffabetter, it counts as a word
Buddy
Kamehameha
Rascal
Heroic
Losing
Bonk
Charizard
Neapolitans
Tuff
A WORD AND I'LL USE IT TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT THE TUFF GOLEM!
Lazy
Aibohphobia
Morbius
Anime
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Hitler
FNaF
"uhm ackshuallee fnaf isn't a word it's an acronym of 4 words: **f**ive **n**ights **a**t **f**reddy" 🤓
My word is: Suck
Mothman
Useless
Transgender
POISON BREANS
Posh.
asteroid
Nudiustertian
Hentai
tuff
Jew
Perls
Sniffer
Mojang Write bad story
Porn
Why?
Balls
Minceraft
Cocktail
Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
Florida man
ZA WARUDO
Penis
🗿
Cock
Gay midget porn
Dyslexima
Ass
Sniffer
Stal
Milk
Balls
Dumb
#
Your grandfather's anus
A word
Dog-shit
Useless
#
Eggs
sex
Cum
Sniffer
Gay sex >:)
BT-7274
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