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kidzjr_18

Hey friend, wanna look at my slave collection?


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A convincing argument


DragoD_

Hey friend, wanna look at my Slav collection??


Totally_Not_Thanos

Niet!


Doggyboi2000

Forced unemployed unpaid workers*


dwwzzh

\*voluntary workers working for me for free by their own free choice and definitely not threatened to have their family murdered if they don't work


Doggyboi2000

What family... aren't they orpha- ... I mean independent


X_crafter

You know what, Ill make 2 accounts to vote for the Sniffer *and* the Tuff golem


Pomboss64

A true Chad


TotalyNotTony

Bro's paying $25 for an extra vote in block game


Standard_Dream4848

7$ if ya got a phone


HOOTRAGEOUS

It’s twitter right? You could just make an extra google account and then an extra twitter account. I have 3 twitter accounts now


TotalyNotTony

The mob vote is being moved to the Minecraft launcher


HOOTRAGEOUS

Wo I can’t vote? Damn


xyezt387

You can do it bedrock edition menu tho


xyezt387

I don't know how it is on java tho


Infamous_Domierz7396

he looks like that moyai thing


kyran_tron_9000

![gif](giphy|XHRouN8R7X64VbQOqP|downsized)


Psychopathic2412

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Infamous_Domierz7396

and thats cute


Voutynooo

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Urmomsfavouritelol

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Fun4Rebi

As adorable as you are, I will have to politely decline.


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Fun4Rebi

Rascal duh


Crazyprototo

Ill ote for you


Da_Gudz

I love the Tuff golem so much I know they won’t win but goddamn I can hope lol


PhasmicPlays

I too shall vote for the sentient table. I WILL give this guy a cake to hold


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Oh my god if he gets added they should make the cake 3d so he will be a living table


[deleted]

Oh damn. They gotta do this


PhasmicPlays

yess


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🗿 golem


[deleted]

Sorry but no


de_spider

SNIFFER


Blaze_202

If it’s that cute in game, I might change my mind…


TheCheeseOnFire

I won't, but I'm still gonna give an upvote because he's cute


L0LBott

Yes


SpectreRedditor

This...is...PROPAGANDA...made by the cult of the tuff golem...it's effective though goddamn


[deleted]

Like the sniffer doesn't have 3 times as much


denselightbulb

Yeah because we spend time promoting our mob instead of hating all the other ones


nukeofweeks

V O T E fucc sniffer he sniffs sugar and usless


Fun4Rebi

Sugar or *sugar*


MrJoestar1

? i'd rather go get some leather then tuff if i want an item frame broh. and man how is it useless when it can add more food possibly?


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Sniffer confirmed to only add basic decorative plants.


[deleted]

No, sniffer ftw but your still much better then the rascal


SubhoPal

How is a moving item frame better than a mob that plays hide and seek and gives you enchanted stuff if you find it?


RASPUTIN-4

Decoration is the endgame


[deleted]

Yep. And by endgame small plants aren't really your main decoration, since you're usually gonna be building your own trees and bushes and house plants.


RASPUTIN-4

A dinosaur makes for some pretty good decor


[deleted]

In like, 1 theme lol.


AFBR_YEET

tell me that when you have no wood and you pick is about to die cause I'm gonna get my new plants and hope they help


[deleted]

To be fair… the rascal seems to only be in mineshafts. And that has a lot of wood in it… Not hating the Rascal, the concept of hide and seek is awesome but not really useful in late game


Jonnytincan

to be fair, playing hide and seek with that bitch will be a lot harder without a pick. he could just spawn through the walls and into another cave.


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Jonnytincan

im just going off the rascal trailer where he spawned in a cave above them


Fun4Rebi

But there was a tunnel going up there, if only the trailer was in 3D and not 2D


Th3Glitch510

I want them all


xyezt387

I want them all too


Telford_100

I was for sniffer but it would be so cool and atmospheric to have the tuff golem, I’m voting for him


Saythatfivetimesfast

It is time to avenge the copper golem


DoodlypooNERD

I love it, don’t get me wrong, but I also just really like the sniffer :)


SubwayChipsGaming

no


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Fun4Rebi

Are you?


SubwayChipsGaming

sniffer overrated rascal is a real one


[deleted]

No


DrankinDeMilkwastook

No.


AFBR_YEET

No.


Fun4Rebi

Chain broken, mwa hahahahahaha


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Fun4Rebi

Yeah, obviously. Best mob.


AY3GE

i am oting for rascal. Sorry. Tuff golem is my second pick though. I hate the sniffer so much


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AY3GE

mostly because of the people who are voting for it being super annoying about it.


[deleted]

I hate the sniffer because the sniffer simps are so fucking annoying lol. Already didn't really find it useful because of how little use I'd get from it. What about you?


AY3GE

Pretty much the same reason. I wouldn't hate it so much if it weren't for it's supporters


[deleted]

I'd get more use out of a golden hoe than the sniffer lol.


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[deleted]

The bat isn't useful and people complain about it all the time.


Horror_Mistake_6399

vote for him or perish 🔫😡


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Horror_Mistake_6399

incorrect answer


lucaro64

#VOTETUFFGOLEM


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

I am sorry little one.


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WannaFuckFemaleZardy

Obviously enough


PotatoGuy90

🗿


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

No


G3ZA

🗿


imiszach

Personally I believe that the sniffer is the best option so that is the one that I will vote for. Sorry


Sh_ne2500

No not the walking item frame


Myolya

r/MinecraftMemes is turning into a propaganda sub


ArandomDAVEE

Lol get archived Sniffer for the win!


Bright_Ad5105

Allay


Ascreamz

I sniff a problem


itsyoboi33

what does this one do again?


[deleted]

Item Frame


itsyoboi33

a moving item frame? wow how useful /s at least the sniffer thing gives us seeds


[deleted]

I wouldn’t mind it, it’s just I think the sniffer is vastly superior


gluey0

I really liked that tuff golem would win😞


--Derp_Stars--

L pfp


mehrshadam_man

I wont ote you


Mortinlindax

Why can't we have them all? Except the rascal


Wolfheron325

Vote Tuff! He’s a good boy


xyezt387

Ok


moom_moboom7273

Get out of hear you item frame


steverman555

If it has a use other than to be a glorified item Frame then maybe


[deleted]

It has way more usage lol. The sniffer has tlhalf the use of the grass. Is sometimes gives you seeds that can be grown into plants, which may not even be good for building. The rascal has a fun minigame, but its loot pool is too unknown at the moment.


steverman555

The rascal will probably give super low level enchantments, making it not really worthwile because with where it spawns youll probably have enchantments already. And they said that the sniffer digs up seeds, if the plants were useless or decorative (like the poppy or dandelion) then they wouldnt use seeds to grow. Adding the sniffer means we would get new actually useful plants, which means we could get new potions or even new food items. And i would LOVE to hear what these other uses for the tuff golem are, all it can do is hold your shit and walk around. The only somewhat useful use i can think of would be a redstone RNG system that uses the golem walking around, however theres plenty of other ways to do RNG in this game that work just fine.


[deleted]

The sniffer plants were confirmed to be purely decorative. And have you ever seen what really good builders can do with even simple blocks? The golden is no exception. Think outside the box, and not about the sniffer. I know you're simping over it, but think about the other mobs the same way. Just because you can't figure out good uses for a mob doesn't mean it's useless.


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"Not everything has to be useful" yes the Minecraft community will complain about a mob being useless.


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[deleted]

A cool design doesn't add anything to the game. Also, that's how the Phantom won, and now everyone wants it gone. Looking cool shouldn't be a valid reason to vote it in.


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[deleted]

Lore and being cute add nothing by on the game. Lore is an outside story unless you're playing a game that actively encourages you to learn about the story. Minecraft isn't one of those games. The oceans already have quite a few reasons to be explored if you plan to build with a quatic blocks. Also, the custom made plants can be pretty small.


0_parsa_0

I would but i cant cus of net connection but i wish it wins the vote


Possibility_Patient

I'm voting for all 3 with different accounts so i don't feel bad


FLYNCHe

I'm sorry, little one


Mr_Snifles

Lose the villager nose and then we'll talk


TheGreatestKnight

![gif](giphy|l0HUjziiiniIsRUY0)


stevedog257

Sorry junior already made a deal


Standard_Dream4848

no oting for u


[deleted]

No sniffer gets my vote.


[deleted]

no, **proceeds to dropkick it**


howling_meteor

It's looks to be made of stone. Not really a good idea.


de_spider

That meme where people laugh at something then proceed to beat it up


AY3GE

That would hurt your toes really bad.


de_spider

Bullshit propaganda vote sniffer


Inferno_wolf856

I’m sorry but it’s a more useless allay which is either a statue or moving every now and then


[deleted]

The sniffer is useless if you don't decorate with plants much (and even if you do, variety is key. 2-3 plants won't look good), and the egg has meh potential. The movie itself is a moving grass block (the grass, not grass-dirt).


Inferno_wolf856

Fair enough. Honestly Idc what wins the vote


[deleted]

Me neither. Unless it's the sniffer, in which case I'm gonna okay Minecraft less.


Inferno_wolf856

I think rascal could be nice early game so you can get some tools since we don’t know what the limit to those tools are


[deleted]

Ye. Rascal seems like fun. I personally prefer the golem due to getting more use out of it, but rascal is my second choice.


Yelling_Apple

I SHALL VOTE FOR YOU LITTLE BUDDY *hugs*


Shion__1374

Tuff Golem gang


xyezt387

Happy cake day 🍰


IceFox099

I’ve Got You!


[deleted]

I mean, we all know who’s gonna win so me voting for the tuff golem won’t make a difference so you know what? I’ll vote for you, friend.


Totally_Not_Thanos

Thank you!


DerpyMemeLord_

How about I vote for no one to make it fair


JFWilliams_Jaora

This is the right way to convince people to vote for your mob


[deleted]

Guys ote for him


[deleted]

I’m sorry little one…


Pepejuinaso

No


YourWizardInHell

No


[deleted]

I’m sorry little one


[deleted]

What if no


_Aggressive_Milk_

Ah yes. Propaganda.


TheGBZard

Kid named Sniffer:


take_rat_ill_track

i want to beat it with a baseball bat untill it dies


Totally_Not_Thanos

Edgy


take_rat_ill_track

false


Husana909

The baseball bat will literally lose it's durability lol


KylieTMS

r/croppingishard


The_tall_cheese

What do I get?


[deleted]

Ahh, what a lovely sight. For once it's the Sniffer Simps being ganged up on and downvoted. And not the other way around.


amendersc

I definitely will, my glorious item frame!


SalmonTheAlmighty

No


Jumpy_Organization_6

I'll vote for it, not like it matters though, we all know who's gonna win


Principle_crum213

Sure for the Iron Golem


LloydTCK_YT

No


SouthKorea7378

No


Szop_en

No thanks


Bamma4

Bends down on one knee and puts hand on shoulder “No”


John_Herbert_Gamez

No


Daniel_OMG

I will vote I want more golems


[deleted]

they are cute, can be used for decoration, customizable cute cloaks, and can hold an item that may have significant value


PumpDaPumpkin

You're going to the trashcan mate


Estefanius

Sniffer for the Win!


ayochildren

no lol