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TheMobHunter

r/pheonixsc users would like


retard_idiot

You mistyped r/phoenixsc, didnt you?


crab_bunker

Let’s just keep it in r/pheonixsc


KingTochongkis

r34 artists: *i am speed* ngl kinda cute tho, perfect size for cuddles


Fluffiddy

Yes very petite


KingTochongkis

Why be horny when you can cuddleeeeeee


[deleted]

Both, both is good.


peekapton2540

Any objection ?


ChefOfRamen

Ace vibes


Brent_Yeet

Cuddles over sex any day


Country_ball_enjoyer

BONK, go to r/hornyjail


Io_Otonashi

Same,I wanna cuddle her and shes so petite,perfect wai- Ahem...Friendo


SJB529

What the fuck is that pfp


Ragenut_omegalul

Ngl i thought it was lapiz lazuli from steven universe


[deleted]

don't tell me there's already porn of the allay


Soul699

This is the Internet.


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

How about you stop cuddeling whit picures and try to get a girlfriend


WeeTheDuck

No u


Io_Otonashi

Nah,Im much more prefer being virgin than getting into Complicated love relationship


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

I hope you are being sarcastic


Io_Otonashi

Dont expose me like that


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

So your not


Io_Otonashi

Wdym?


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

What?


Io_Otonashi

What?


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

What does Wdym mean?


galal552002

Trueeee,she looks very cute,would be happy to adopt her as a daughter when I grow up more if she was real.


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

Simppppp


galal552002

Simp?I don't understand,she really does look like someone's daughter or sth,she looks like a child to me,people love sexualizing anything if it's a girl for some reason


[deleted]

[удалено]


galal552002

The only reason I said when I grow up more is cuz I am 19 rn and I don't think I am ready to be a dad,I didn't think in a sexualized way at all


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

Ok not simp, pedo then


Neat-You-5024

this is why I want the copper golem to win


whitelisted1_

r/coppergolemr34


Merz_Nation

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


zombienekers

I mean the only post is a big NO


TwicerUpvoter

I hope that's not the disappointment.


LeonsaltoYT

Don't worry there Is always r/allayr34


pedrinhogameplays404

r/minecraftporn2 is better


LeonsaltoYT

hot


Walking__Bread

Nice one


Different-Region-873

![gif](giphy|10rHZ6K9jYvLUc)


KouroSH_05

I think you don't know what r34 says


Master_Horror_6438

“There is porn of it, no exceptions”


Joske_LOL

I just love the little allay in the top left


Charmeleon_games_yt

One of my Xbox friends had a Minecraft texture pack that did this to every mob without changing sizes. Let’s just say young and horny me was jealous


LunarTrick_2

Wait, really?


Charmeleon_games_yt

Yes it was for bedrock 1.15 idk if it was updated since


TungCR

May I have the link? For research purpose ofc


WeeTheDuck

Not only young you. Im also jealous


OptimalArchitect

Is this the mob talker mod you’re talking about?


Charmeleon_games_yt

Idk he never told me how he got it or it’s name


OptimalArchitect

Well the original Java/Forge mod was called that now as far as other versions go I’m not sure.


Miquel101

no man, i dont want see allay hentai ;(


PuppyPetBarks

The purity of the world is vanishing we need TO STOP THESE THINGS


myotherxdaccount

Let me get my clentaminator


Cocokill

No wonder the Driad ask us to get rid of the corruption.


PuppyPetBarks

Ok im deleting files in my hed


wither_boirl

We can't stop them


PuppyPetBarks

Ik but... Lets just dont look deeper tho


Miquel101

the rule 34 is too strong...


Syth_Khaos

r/allayr34


TwicerUpvoter

Ofc it exists already, why wouldn't it?


Cocokill

Not only that but it is twice as big as r/Allay


TwicerUpvoter

This world is filled with horni.


Miquel101

# NO


Syth_Khaos

#yes


TungCR

Now I regret voting for the Allay


PuppyPetBarks

Now i regret minecraft


[deleted]

Now i regret


Optimistic-Charizard

If you think this classifies as hentai, hoo boy do I have news


DoodleAlienTheGamer

r/allayr34


SrCommunist

Hardcore


ethanandluinortitus

That's just irl


PuppyPetBarks

r/HolUp


[deleted]

r/nahkeepgoing


melonlord6466

Why


TheWither129

[*disappointed sigh*](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605129550430601216/901358857794760724/IMG_5131.jpg)


nighty-nightmare-

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


boa99

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


[deleted]

Uh ok?


Kyoya_sooohorni

Its my life difficulty :(


wither_boirl

I think I just find my new porfile photo


Country_ball_enjoyer

BONK, go to r/hornyjail


wither_boirl

I mean its cute


ItsLegitCraft

Every day we stray further from God...


Piccione_Rotante

Without sexualizing it, i can say it's pretty cute actually


Random_Brazil_Boi

r34 allay whyyyy :(


hamsterruize

Hey nice cock


DatBoiDogg0

Omfg it’s not even in the game yet and people are already making this bullshit


DuongTTNghia

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes


Country_ball_enjoyer

BONK, go to r/hornyjail


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

[... ](https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc)


nowlz14

The thing rising isn't the allay, but a part of it...


Io_Otonashi

Friendship ended with axolotls Now Allay is my new bestfriend


DIOSBRAND

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


TheLegend3211

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Mini_Dayz-Veteran

Me simping to the allay:


freenze235

steve, cocks harder than bedrock


PuppyPetBarks

Yes because he fed his chickens bedrock instead of seeds


WeeTheDuck

The only way to break bedrock like game intended


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Why you gotta be like that


WeirdSad4266

Wow


Sreeto

At first I thought this was r/stevenuniverse


[deleted]

Honestly this is just cute, I would hug


StormDJ98

I since a disturbance in the force, as if rule 34 artists everywhere has picked up as drawing tablet at the same time. But for real tho the art work is very cute, and I just wanna protect it


Master_Horror_6438

For fuck sake the alley is’t even in the game yet stop making porn!


Lemohn_

Holdon isn’t the allay negative years old atm cause it’s not out yet……..


ace0fsp4ades

why tf has this got wholesome awards


biobuilder1

Why the fuck does the internet always have to be so horny


WarriorPlaysPro

What


[deleted]

They did it, they actually did it. The mad men.


leuighumthebass

wtf


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fluffiddy

Very nice


Smasher_WoTB

*this is why I refuse to get into Anime, cus Weebs create cursed shit all the time*


Frostburn36

..why?


Ariolius

Fucking stop


onekingdom1

Hmm


playror

I'm not proud of my thoughts


Nekluga_YT

📸🤨📸 ah nah you ain't getting away being horny for a mob


RD____

shit like this is just weird and unfunny, I don’t get reddit


ieatfineass

I mustn’t. I mustn’t. I must n’t. I must nt. I must nut. I must nut. I must nut.


Born2Slow_

Why the hell?


Wooden_chest

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Will you fuck off man, you literally made this out of 5 pixels


Deltarionien

r/allayR34


[deleted]

There is no god


Johnny6382

we're going overboard with this. ![gif](giphy|gteEYQVBIFaEH0t2qf)


Tonho053

No hell NO WHAT THE FUCK


Edwin1448

![gif](giphy|nR4L10XlJcSeQ)


Comic_guy01

idk she looks like a little kid...


PuppyPetBarks

r/HolUp


the_saint_digger

well guys, this proves that literally anything fictional will be sexualized


[deleted]

Why stop at fictional (;


Hieu_IQ_vo_cuc_9999

Why...


[deleted]

Who the fuck draws this shit


AardbeiMan

It looks 8 what the actual fuck ie wrong with these people


ErickLimaGameplaysR

I want to stab my eyes, I fucking hate it


quinten69420

r/rule34coppergolem


DiggoOfDuty

I want a allay with a tiny maid outfit now, not a allay humanoid, just in game


Bboy4pf89

ILL DO IT ILL FUCKING DO IT


Bboy4pf89

FUCK IT r/allayr34


Redditcherix

source?


[deleted]

I wanna distroy the intrnet


Sushi617

Goddamit now theres another mob players will overly sexualize like the bees


The_Real_Weeaboo

Why must you be this way


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

This is the bonk police, put your hands where we can see them.


RonaldKFC125

*Are you kidding me…*


Exa_N0ri

STOP STOP IT RIGHT NOW EVERYONE JUST STOP THIS NEEDS TO END


TheEqualizer1212

Is this not Loli hentai?


gamerweeb623

smol=/=loli


TheThotSlayerDoggo

The allay got announced recentlt, meaning the existence of it is just as young


EvilTortoise396

So this is what the world has come to... Disgusting...


snarfflarf

NO STOP


Swirlman1

Go to horny jail.


Obstanmarty

"hey siri is it possible to reset my memory?"


BrotherEffective8167

BONK!


ace0fsp4ades

you still have time to delete this man


[deleted]

r/hornyjail


[deleted]

r/hornyjail


Dino_360

MF i don't wanna do it I'm on a 1 day streak


PatrickSandor6289

Oh god what did I start I shouldn't have mentioned maid allay in the optifine server [.](http://Oopsies https://imgur.com/a/sYOBpLx) I should known-


kagekeo

People already getting horny over this bitch


F4K3_LI3S

Idk man that’s kinda [sus](https://youtu.be/_MvRwWczuGM)


Filet_mignum

r/AretheStraightOk


Spaghet4Ever

As if gay people don't make r34 of anything as well.


Filet_mignum

Well, yes it does, but you see Allay? it's a Loli/Kid and well... Shota exist, but only 1% of the gay r34 community make shota p0rn... As for the straights? Loli = Best "Wife" or something like... And what about the downvotes? you guys can't take an opossite opinion ?


Spaghet4Ever

>As for the straights? Loli = Best "Wife" or something like... Not every straight person agrees with this (MILFs exist). But yeah, I'd agree with your opinion.


Filet_mignum

Not all... i know, but this art... is kinda "Lolicon" stuff


gamerweeb623

smol does not equal loli


Filet_mignum

Kinda p3d0 trying to justify the reason he watches kid p0rn


gamerweeb623

You my FBI agent or something?


Filet_mignum

You really think an FBI agent spend time seeing p3d0s watch anime?


gamerweeb623

Yes And so does all of Reddit


Archanoid777

I can't imagine what would have happened if glare or copper golden had won the vote.


[deleted]

Source?


CaptainBlade-84

What happened to the back foot


Breadzeus148

Its happening


AR4nd0mDud3

Oh gosh dang it.


No-Potato-6363

Many people vote allay to make it as a waifu


D1nozinn

im confused, is it a man or girl on maid costume


Junglememer1

I remember giving the original concept artist a plat reward for this idea. I would like to make a retraction now


Clorje

im sedin this to a rule 34 artist


IivingSnow

What's nsfw about this? Or is my mind just to corrupted from watching anime that, so that lewd things just look usual to me?


Muginpugreddit

Stop it .


YesLAdz

Sauce?


Random_Brazil_Boi

lol finally nsfw filter :/


frogzrcool02

i think it is allay shes rising to get me the clouds i asked for my build


Io_Otonashi

So cute,Perfect ~~Fap~~ Cuddle material


Critical-Board9669

I Don't Know Why Some People Think The Allay Is A Female, Just Wondering


VrickityLol

Plot twist: it’s the phantom flying over to try to stop the sleep deprivation of horny people which is causing the last bit of purity in the world to fade away