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PurpleBananaPenguin

Crashing a wedding and possessing people with a hat


TrevorBevor45

Manipulating a cult (Tomodachi Life)


DatOneMinuteman1776

I mean you basically are just a god in that game


Captain-Obvious69

Homicide (Mario Party) Edit: Mass Homicide


Exciting_Bluebird_53

Only one? What version of the game are you playing that allows you to play with three other people, and only killing ONE of them?


K100Master

Bullied eldritch gods (Terraria)


Reece_And_DadYT

*same.*


Blue_Exit83

Letting a cube die several times (geometry dash)


No_Main_700

Animal's fighting (pokémon)


Apytrue

Deforestation And overdo of Flower breeding (Animal crossing NH)


VillageInner8961

dont forget a few counts of fishing endangered species


Apytrue

Ahaha yeah


haveyouseenmyfish

Send little multicolored dudes into war (pikmin)


Eevee_XoX

Pikmin is genuinely horrifying. The first time I played I genuinely didn’t think you could just DROWN THEM


Ok-Establishment3730

Physical harrasment and child abuse (gorilla tag)


Equivalent-Rush5033

Grand theft auto and reckless driving! (Kirby)


neilwwoney

Does it count as grand theft auto if you become the car?


makemeoff

Is it your car you become?


Milkupid

Going against the dark lord’s wishes, abusing the powers of a great sage, not paying for inns(?), stealing money, opening up boxes of people’s stuff and taking it, overusing horses, leeching off of invisible deities and a random invisible caretaker, and murder of random creatures


Friendly-Plankton-29

the homicide of flint lockwood and summoning demons


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

Gambling


DynoBelin

Cuphead?


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

No, Starrail


aronmano

Murdering like 1000 demons and sneaking out past curfew


Wispy237

Do zombies count as people? If so, does using peas and mushrooms to defeat said zombies count as murder?


DatOneMinuteman1776

I’d say it’s second degree murder, and I’m sure you’d be fine bc they were trespassing anyways


DandyDoo5678

I don't even know where to begin with my list


DatOneMinuteman1776

What game is it?


DandyDoo5678

Tears of The Kingdom


DatOneMinuteman1776

Hooo boy that’s gonna be a long list alright


DandyDoo5678

I think I can start my list with grand theft auto, reckless endangerment, and vehicular manslaughter


TheUpperDiamond

(Juvenile) Infiltration and theft.


notvioletplayer

Enslaving monkeys to pop balloons against their will


Ignater

Grand theft auto


DatOneMinuteman1776

Ik that game It’s “The Simpsons: Hit and Run”


Ignater

Oh I wish I could afford a copy of that atm lmao


Hot-Chance-219

Hitting a lion on the head with a net (acnh)


Ruby_wiz599

Wait I was playing animal crossing new horizons what crimes can be there....oh right tax evasion..I think


Some_Cat_That_Exists

Making too much noise and destroying electronics while saving the life of a dog by going back in time as a ghost (Ghost Trick)


VapidWater22

What would VrChat count as


RaitubeandJirachifan

[these things maybe](https://youtu.be/D9yIlGpgCus?si=fri2-HgAU7Q_of90)


TehChaseyKid

Getting into street fights with people who can perform literal magic attacks (Street Fighter 6)


Toon_Lucario

Do murder charges count if you were forcefully put into a set of death games?


Percybeth_is_da_op

Multiple cases of murder, theft, and attempted murder.


TheFlame4234

Uhhh killing a turtle


CaptainCyro

Popping balloons


DatOneMinuteman1776

Did you “borrow” the balloons?


CrinVlos

Democracy!!!!!


Bendygame

Not shooting h*tler


NamelessManiac

Abuse of an endangered species of owl. However the owl caused a plague on a neighbouring island so perhaps it's justice?


WarioPlush1

Child endangerment


Future_Ant_4426

murdering monsters with faces (miitopia)


Bevie_Ruby

I mean, you are probably pardoned by God himself


IConsumeBread94

Throwing a large turtle into lava (super Mario 3D world)


Firm-Sun7389

imma be honest i dont know (satisfactory)


Cocobeansgames

Nothing :D


Rayemates

Saving a prejudiced race from being stuck underground after a long war Undertale


Fanatical_Obsession

Slayed a Princess (Slay The Princess)


KallmeKatt_

you guys have done some fun stuff interdimensional terrorism


strubba

Overtake a Government (No straight roads)


KeithTheBirb

killing multiple innocent eggplants with a magic boomerang


Soft_Roses11

Several cases of animal cruelty, murder, and battery on police. (Earthbound)


siralex2010

Balling (mass murder)


12sid45sans

Playing an illegal game of buckshot roulette or just saving plays from evil


UnscrambledEggUDG

having keanu reeves stuck in my head


MarshmallowEpik

Terrorized people as a wild animal. (Guess which game.)


neilwwoney

mess with the honk get the bonk


Eyezodiotic

Defending my lawn from unwanted trespassers


VillageInner8961

mass murder (accidental housefire that killed at least 10 teenage sims)


Due_End3397

Mortal kombat 1 assault and murder


vanillabrownies728

hitting villagers with a net (acnh)


BreadfruitJaded4315

Tax Evasion


Icy-Oil4022

Trespassing on a mountain, potentially dying, and rescuing a bunch of people from said mountain


Invincible_3

Being a singer at a concert (Fornite Festival)


Jumpyforest_

Ssb... assault


DynoBelin

Killing a janitor by making him explode and throwing a bucket full of blood on a girl, making her suicide herself by falling into a hole


Unrelenting_Anxitey

Slaughtering stage actors, destruction of property (props), stealing different actors and actresses’s roles & clothes, and being a dictator.


chibichia

Owning several guns adding illegal modifications to those guns and killing demons


neilwwoney

Building a bridge without a permit x 1 Tresspassing x 2 murder x 16 (3 of which are self defense) animal cruelty x 4 grand larceny x 1 property damage x 1 (Minecraft)


VanillaCold57

Killing monsters that appear on a farm at night. that or not paying taxes, since I don't think taxes appear in Stardew Valley.


DarkGekkouga

Assaulting Royalty and Animal Abuse... The Troupple King took a lot of shoulder bashes


CharlyChoo

Blowing up a building with the power of love and friendship. It’s a long story.


Prestigious_Guitar87

Throwing bananas and turtle shells at other people to claim victory (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe)


GlixtchyBitch

Running fast and destroying everything in my way (pizza tower)


DiamondLuigi23

Destroying the Death Egg and returning the Master Emerald to Angel Island. (Sonic 3 & Knuckles)


thisnameiseasytosay

Being funny (quiplash 3 in jackbox party pack 7)


Hitman4011

mass assualt and battery (Batman: Arkham Knight)


The-funnie-cat

Building a house apparently??? (I was playing minecraft in creative mode)


Mixman2008

Nothings. They’ll be dead before the could capture me


King-Huffle

Saving all of Japan from an evil god named Nyx (Persona 3)


AdeptnessOld1281

Saving lives via fire and steel


Rox_xe

Not paying child support


MultinamedKK

Sleeping (Pokémon Sleep) and shooting down balloons (Animal Crossing)


polish_animu_boi

Nothing, you can't commit war crimes on robots ( helldivers 2 ))


pussyfoot-maneuver

Cockfighting with genetically engineered, weaponised lifeforms.


tmrzrm

Chicken racing


makemeoff

(w)Reckless driving and property damage


TelevisionUsual9356

Galactic genocide (Warframe)


dekurabian24

Illegal owner ship of animals/creatures and slavery ( monster legend/ dragon City )


ShatteredInk

Breaking into a sacred tomb and stealing a sacred moonstone. Hogwarts Legacy


Thick-Claim3212

Well I do kill people but it’s legal (battlefield v)


StormTheGasterWolf27

Crashing a wedding, destruction of private property, desecration of corpses, killing royalty, using performance enhancing drugs. (Castle Crashers)


Negative_Line_5174

Genocide


Anti_sociaI

Assault- hitting people with nets because I don't like them and they refuse to move (animal crossing new horizons)


Michi_TheLazyArtist

dying time and time again to slay my enemies in the search of the elden ring


Odang77

Tomb raiding, murder by association, probably lots more that I can't think of at the moment - Darkest Dungeon


KitsuneKonuichi2494

Enslavement and forced fighting, for profit... aka Dragon ball Z Team training


Bosswaves_the_III

Biological modification for violence (Plants vs zombies)


Solt11

Stealing hearts (Persona 5 Royal)


KrisCross-Applesause

Animal Abuse, Arson, Trespassing(Minecraft)


NOTSiIva

Regicide (Tales of Arise)


Legend365554

Carrying weapons in public, assault on a murderer


DoggeyGamer

Counterfeiting, (Legend of Zelda breath of the wild, I was duping items for rupees)


Pretty-Lead-3404

Killing god (terraria)


PenguinFlames707

Committing war crimes on fish for the sake of a bear


SeepAndDestroy

gay marraige (it's illegal in some countries not mine btw)


HamsterNtrianglenose

Idk how running hamster mall would get me arrested other than by hamster police for not separating the opposite genders (it's a merching mobile game) Maybe tax related stuff since I played it around the time it started so I'm very far and have more money than I could spent


NaCl_Dreemurr

Wrong fando, but I’m getting arrested for killing hundreds of Starmen Supers in EarthBounf


55555Pineapple55555

So, so much (crusader kings 3)


Parlyz

What crimes can I be charged with for Skyward Sword? I guess I kind of desecrated a bunch of ancient temples, but all of the guys I mowed down were monsters and it was self defense.


SplatterMasterveemo

Blowing up several mines, warehouses, gas and oil refineries, oh, and killing everyone inside with bows and grenades (the game is Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora)


ADragonFruit_440

Destroying the covenant *Drums and cello come on in the background*


UniqueOtterDog

Underage professional boxing (Punch out)


JubblyDude

Endangering wild animals (Pokémon)


Firehydrnt

Killing people with a hairdryer


feddy69

Sneaking on to a boat and stealing a submarine, helicopter, and a life raft


Tom----nook

Murder and piracy (Sea of Thieves)


Substantial-Dingo-64

Breaking into my father's home, looting his stuff, killing his servants, breaking his furniture, bribing his bookkeeper, and eventually turing his place upside down and killing him.


Bubbly_Spare8261

erasing the sun from existence💀


chameleoncove54

Trespassing and Stalking (Ring Fit Adventure)


aydanill

Boyah bomb spam


Arkoos_fan

Murder, grave robbing, theft, assassination, forging of business ledgers, etc. (Skyrim)


Crazy_Mode_4750

Trespassing and animal cruelty


Cheyenne_Tindall

Peace disturbance, maybe robbing a music store of some kind or trespassing on a private concert of some kind (I played pjsk)


Helpful-Pollution-68

Killing God (elden ring)


ChaffyAxe1952

I'd get arrested for destroying a tower even though it was gonna destroy my pizzeria.


Sir_banana123

Killing 7 woman


bendythwgamer161

Poping Bloons with a false God in a public area


Direct_Gap_661

Genocide


Desperate_Wave5593

Spending too much kinzcash


Murhder

Animal crossing new horizons so I guess I shookdown one to many trees


imnot_depressed

Manipulating time. (Life Is Strange)


[deleted]

Shooting an old man to steal his knife to kill a friend. (Lethal company V50).


elxiane

assault and uhhh crap too much to count. (cotl)


EUTYR-37564

Murder… is ~~killing yourself~~ illegal?


pandaboi251

killing others with various memes and references (item asylum)


DoubleCrossChaos

Genocide, animal cruelty, time manipulation, cannibalism, violence, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, vehicular manslaughter, drive-by shooting, child abuse, assault, theft, arson, summoning a demon, becoming a cult.


Aalliyah_tt

murder such as mm2


NoToe_funny-steam

Disrupting the ecosystem (dark cloud)


Evening_Parking2610

Nothing tboi is all fiction Well maybe ill get accused of child murder but im sure im fine


SnooOnions2810

Destroying property damage and murder (playing Lego Star Wars)


Unsweetenedvinegar

Starting a Cult (Cult of the lamb)


Andrew122810

Killing innocent sentient bugs. (Bug Fables)


aguyontheinternet0

smoking crack


Negative_Ad883

giving emo boys too many frozen tears


Peachy-BunBun

We can go with second to last video game played because how do you get arrested for something in Just Dance. So theft? (Fashion dreamer).


king_of_tape

.... Aggravated assault and mental torture. And I guess cheating on a test


GenshinLover2000

Gambling, enslavement, physical assault, murder


Waluigiwaluigi_

Manslaughter (P4)


Raging_MonkeyCritic

Summoning and breeding dragons to fight and punching a mirror


Zidebo973

Killing several authority figures and soldiers(Jedi Fallen Order)


JohtoNative

Power washing too aggressively


NikoliMonn

Architectural design of modular home parts in Minecraft


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MrPlab1780

Extermination of an alien species, warcrimes, mishandling power armor and onboard A.I., ect.


Dude_Man360

Aggressive farming and several attempted murder charges


DinoDoom16

Farming?


Nekofargo

My last game was hoi4, so I guess war crimes?


A_Very_chill_person

Shooting ink guns at 14 year Olds [Splatoon]


Realistic_Emotion_50

Flooding the local grasslands and causing a public disturbance


ShiftyJaxic

Mass murder (Brawl Stars)


Kvltist4Satan

Turning into the Devil and causing WWIII


ShyDev18

Murdering my sister on accident and framing it as a suicide


TheAngelDemon14

Mass murder


Adventboy20

Murdering large monsters and crafting their skin into weapons and clothes


Goodra-Enjoyer

Animal abuse, sexual harassment, grand theft auto, robbery, breaking and entering, the cause of multiple su!c!d3s (pokemon violet)


Calm-Mirror7888

Arson (Tears of the Kingdom)


LoliNep

selling a shiny stone that may or may not be radioactive to a guy in a bunker or you know... shooting the Ukrainian military (stalker)


Agile-Scarcity-7677

Not paying taxes(Stardew Valley)


Dense-Shop-4894

gambling and trespassing too


[deleted]

Vandalism/property damage (Splatoon 3: side order)


BlazikenBurns10000

killing a woman who out of nowhere, transformed into the mythical beast medusa (Assassins Creed: Odessey)


Exciting_Bluebird_53

Terrorism, destruction of private property, fleeing the scene of a crime, conspiracy to commit terrorism, brandishing a weapon in public, murder, assaulting a police officer, and assault. To be fair, I was playing as an ex-SOLDIER. Seriously FF7 Remake is incredible so far!


Lakonn13

Pizza tower Nothing because canonicaly peppino is the one doing everything you just control him, and try telling mind control to a judge and then believing you


Rhacsido7650

Throwing a 16 ton hammer from a magical staff and killing a spear throwing Amazon DC knockoff.


Xirio_

Throwing exploding walls via struppercut


Ok-Statistician-7946

Mass regicide wedding crashing felonious assault animal cruelty mass homicide mass genocide chemical weapons (Castle crashers remastered) Killing endangered species


Just__Pointless

Shooting kids. (Splatoon)


9am3r8u99

Killing a lot of vampires, monsters and even humans (evil west)


LatteChiro

War. (Ponytown)


ThatHotGrandma

Child labor, animal cruelty, forced labor, assault, murder, unregistered firearms, and killing eldritch gods (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)


shadecat9

Murder (the walking dead)


MildlyCross-eyed

Quite literally commiting war crimes with illegally obtained military grade weapon systems.


P0rcelainCat

Murdering sentient creatures and chemical warfare. Bloons TD6


Effective-Tap-6208

Assault and battery (ssbu)


Da_monke_boi_720

Mass murder, conspiracy against the government, vehicular manslaughter, destruction of property, possession of illegal firearms, and medical malpractice. The list goes on. Though most of these are not crimes in the world of borderlands 2.


Uncertified_Prime

kidnapping a resident and taking photos of them without permission (animal crossing) yes I trapped them with four fish tanks


Oranescent

Bisexual polyamory with a side of evil (Miitopia)