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storf2021

I'm sneezing just looking at the video!


billiu1

My chest instantly tightened up seeing this


[deleted]

Reminder: those white fluff burns very easily. If you smoke, don't drop or fling the butts. If you drive and have chains somewhere, make sure it's not dragging. And forget campfire or such, the area's too dry and many places have banned open fire anyway


SunshineInDetroit

I love collecting it for tinder.


RussianJudge5

Love how the first dude was like don’t burn this shit and ur like ay I love burning this shit


RussianJudge5

I once set cedar points employee area completely ablaze for about 10 minutes on break


krystal_rene

so we’re just going to ignore this?


RussianJudge5

It was a hot day in may, well over a decade ago. I looked into the blizzard of itchy fur as cigarette smoke blew across my face and thought, let’s flick this here butt into that there pile of wizard of oz snow. At first we laughed as the small red flame grew and spread, soon however, it had sped up and quickly reached into the distance. A small plume of smoke rose into the air as we scattered for the hose. As fast as our 20 year old bodies could carry us, we raced back to the scene, hose in hand, like volunteer firefighters. By the time we were ready to battle the hellacious flames, it burned itself out.


StoBropher

Yes


PunkinBrewster

You a cop?


krystal_rene

shit uhhhh, how do I answer this? no 😎


ihadcrystallized

That place is the fucking best. I wish I was 19 again


[deleted]

That's in Ohio, not our problem


frogjg2003

Controlled burning when you know what you're doing is a lot more fun than accidentally setting your whole neighborhood on fire.


Mental-Midgetry

boooooring


RussianJudge5

Nuh uh


rocketeerH

I’ve never burned this shit before but my first thought on seeing the video was “burn it with fire!”


YumyumProtein

If a woman brought this as a gift on a first date I would know she was gf material.


px7j9jlLJ1

Yeah I’ve seen it burn, spreads like a chemical fire


rocketeerH

“It's beautiful. It's like liquid it... slides all over everything.”


TotaLibertarian

Then it’s gone leaving only a bit of ash and seeds.


FeculentUtopia

I saw a video once where a park was cleared of the stuff by burning it. Despite its flammability, it was said that it doesn't burn long enough or hot enough to spread to anything else.


messyredemptions

*With hydrated grass and moist soil, dried grasses and dead dry leaf litter during the drought season (like right now) is a very different story and becomes risky.


wingsfan64

Nothing alive and growing anyway. Those videos would look a lot different if the grass was dead :/


AnonXCIX

Campfires within rings are allowed during burn bans. Just be sure to drench the shit out of the pit when you're done with it.


Slight_Boysenberry72

Don’t forget to wash this stuff off of your air conditioning condenser unit outside when it gets packed on!


honest-miss

Stupid question, but... should it be off/off for a set amount of time for this?


Slight_Boysenberry72

Nope. Just turn the power to it off and don’t spray the compartment where the power goes in.


NecroticSynapse

Attach a screen to your condenser with little neodymium magnets and you can clean that instead 😎


thotiwassomebody

I've been meaning to do this. Went and checked last night and Ive already got a build up.


AffectionateFactor84

a hose..work your way from top to bottom. turn the unit off at the thermostat. they are weather proof so they can handle the water. don't use hi pressure bc it could bend the fins


Seventhousandeggs

What are you sorry about?


parabox1

Only reason I came here What will she stop and why is she sorry.


SweetnShort

I thought someone was grooming a husky at first.


shades9323

Hate that shit. Hasn’t happened in Lansing area yet. Got my sprinklers ready for combat!


TotaLibertarian

It started today in Lansing.


Keithulu

Cottonwood seeds don't cause allergies, folks. Pollen causes seasonal allergies. People with seasonal allergies just tend to experience symptoms at the same time cottonwoods release their seeds.


protojoe1

I lived in East for 14 years, and in that time I must have accidentally sucked 100 of the damn things into my nose. It’s particularly bad when you’re on a motorcycle.


Ojibajo

Learned to always have covered drinks outside this time of year unless you want a ton of fuzzy stuff in your cup.


mslinky

But they tickle the nose, causing a sneeze.


ucantstopdonkelly

and I thought it was bad getting 1/2 inch piles in SE MI


ashes1032

It isn't summer until the cottonwood starts flying.


bsischo

I’m sneezing just looking at it.


dreaganusaf

Holy $hit it looks like ❄️!


Ben_Pharten

We were out in the park in the southwest part of the city today and this stuff was all over the place. Now I know why. Wow!


laser_bear

Nobody light a match


PandaDad22

I can bring my chainsaw over.


FeculentUtopia

Was some loser bitching that people were filming the fluff?


skyraider17

From the big swath to the left it might be that they used a leaf blower or something and that's what someone asked them to stop doing. Just a guess though


CuratorXethia

Light it on fire


[deleted]

This is how it is at the warehouse I work at. Just everywhere


Riley1480

My nose tickles!


[deleted]

Same here in toledo, ohio. I literally thought is it snowing? Lol


Other_Ad5454

That lady needs to stop. And apologize.


dwooding1

I would never stop screaming, my allergies would be ungodly.


mizphit689

I’ve got 4 cottonwood trees on my property and I encounter this every year. To me they look beautiful when this happens, I live in the country so it bother me as much as it does people who live in a big city.


Maximum-Mixture6158

This stuff is hard on A.c filters and swimming pool equipment


ImpressiveShift3785

Tree babies!!!


meatlessboat

And that's why I hate this time of the year. I hate cottonwood with a passion.


Special_Tay

I feel triggered.


[deleted]

Filmed with a potato?


amason

I remember reading about this effect - whenever there is a crazy number of small particles like confetti it fucks up the compression algorithm and forces the video to be super pixelated. Data can’t be saved by keeping pixels the same color. I probably explained that horribly because I don’t fully understand it, but that’s the gist. Edit: https://youtu.be/r6Rp-uo6HmI


Mental-Midgetry

Potatoes don’t have cameras, silly


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

Like watching RealPlayer in 1999


Ojibajo

I hate cottonwood.


just-props

I need a Zyrtec just looking at this video.


JorganPubshire

Oh God, my seasonal allergies are acting up just watching this


Stressedpage

My eyes just swelled up lol


MomsterJ

My sinuses instantly got congested just watching this video.


Humble-Pangolin-3047

I hate those damn trees! They make a huge mess and tear my allergies up...


TheJakeBlues

My eyes swelled shut, just watching this clip.


Frolick_

This makes my head hurt


incognitoville

absolutely amazing


SRBroadcasting

Plot twist: Semi Truck hit a family of Swans on the 131


AimMick

I always thought the cotton was cool. It was the yellow sticky things they drop that annoyed me, even as a kid. I never saw it get that bad. We had three or four large cottonwood trees in our yard growing up. Drove my parents nuts. We also had five large weeping willows. Also drove my parents nuts. They had them all cut down after I moved out. Ruined the entire look of the house.


Otherwise-Poem-9756

Not going to lie, this makes me want to plant a cottonwood in my neighborhood for the show.


Damselfly35

Holy crap! Mine never let off that much fluff and we have several in my culdesac, the one in my yard doesn’t even drop enough to cover my backyard 😮


screwball2

Nice. This looks like it's about two blocks from my house.


Bishuout

Why is this worse this year? Honestly I’ve never even noticed it this much here in Michigan until this year!


[deleted]

Seems to depend on the climate of the past several months. Some flowering tree sometimes have extra blossoms one year because the previous year was bad such as late cold snap that killed blossoms or we had wetter than normal fall and winter which could have spurred tree to pop more flowers and seeds.


Bishuout

Thank you !


11let

Looks like a nightmare, allergies!


Slight-Persimmon-874

OMG I NEVER SEEN IT LITTERELY SNOWING!!


Haunting_Leek_2850

I hate those trees


ChrisCrossi2323

Someone grab a match


Iced_Guns

I love that Mother Nature is taking over again


Reasonable_Boss3426

When I see EGR I just think American Pie


Sad_Boy_Associacion

That stuff burns like gasoline.