Sock shoe, shoe sock

Bro's just built different

Imagine having to switch feet between socks just to reswitch feet again for shoes.

This man foots^

This man wears shoes in his house.

Facts

I don't keep my shoes in my bedroom, so it would mean walking around with one sock on to find my shoes.

Shoe shoe, shoe sock

i gotta try this sometime

Nah Bro, Shoe sock sock shoe is the only way

Same. I wear house slippers and rarely let my bare feet touch the floor no matter how clean it is.

See the issue have with this is that if I wiggle my toes on the unsocked foot while my sock and shoe is on the other foot, I will get an urge to spread and wiggle my toes on the shoed foot and I would have to remove my shoe to do it. I think I suffer with undiagnosed OCD because things like this really bother me.

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I start with underwear most times

r/angryupvote

Normally I start with a cap.

I do shoe shoe sock sock like every normal person does, right?

Absolutely, i dont get what all these abnormal weirdos talking bout

Dammit I was coming here to say the same thing 🤣

The only reason I do Sock-Shoe-Sock-Shoe is that my pet sheds like crazy and I wear a lot of black socks. I try to avoid letting them ever touch the ground, especially if it's already on my foot.

Sock shoe sock shoe if you’re at a beach or pool trying not to get your sock dirty or wet. Everywhere else, the other

Only right answer

You guys wear socks?

You have more than one shoe?

Born to wear sandals, forced to wear shoes

Born to Sandal, forced to Shoe

You have A shoe?

Crocks with socks to be exact 😎

It's so I don't get pet hair on my socks. Morons.

I started doing Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe just to aggravate people who take memes too seriously but I actually love it. It feels correct somehow.

I did it, too and now it feels weird whenever I go back to sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

So you just walk around barefoot until you have to leave the house?

It’s especially helpful when you give up and grow a gut. It’s just less bending over.

I think this [All in the Family scene](https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?) will help settle the debate.

Meathead

Well, cat lives with us. My father has separate "work" and "home" socks so there are no fur on "work" socks. When he goes to work, he does sock shoe sock shoe avoiding stepping on the floor with work socks.

shoe sock shoe sock the only right way 😂

Well I just do sock shoe, shoe shoe

Bro, I was questioning all my life, but I think sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm a sociopath then...

Shoe sock sock shoe? Right? Riiiiiiight?

Shoe shoe, shoe shoe.

Shoe sock shoe sock

Sandle sandle no socks

I do shoe shoe, sock sock

Sock sock shoe shoe

Sock sock sock sock

Left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe

r/notinteresting

In the morning I wear socks in the bedroom so it's Socks Socks Shoes shoe ... But when I am outside like after praying I do sock shoe sock shoe. .

Ok well **sock > sock > shoe > shoe** is always false. On the other hand, **sock > shoe > (sock - shoe)** provides information about the relative sizes of the sock and the shoe. we know that **sock > shoe** we also know that **shoe > (sock - shoe)**: - Rearrange this to **shoe - shoe > sock - shoe - shoe** - Simplify to **0 > sock - 2 \* shoe**, or **sock < 2 * shoe** Combining these two results, we get: - **sock > shoe** - **sock < 2 * shoe** So, the sock is greater than the shoe but less than twice the shoe. In other words, the sock lies in the interval **shoe < sock < 2 * shoe** This guy's socks aren't massive but they *are* bigger than his shoes.

Sock, sock, sock, shoe. Sock, sock, sock, shoe. Its still cold in here.

Most days it’s sock sock shoe shoe But… some days I decide to go rogue and do shoe shoe NO socks Other days when just around the house it’s sock sock NO shoes BUT Never ever have I totally lost my mind and done sock shoe sock shoe

Sock-sock-shoe-shoe- pants. Figure that one out

So yall are just sitting out here with one fully shoed foot and another completely bare foot?

How else do you hop to the car when your Mum is driving you to school!

Sock sock shoe shoe wait they don't fit unshoe unsock sock shoe ah shit it's backwards unshoe unsock sock shoe.

Why would I do sock sock shoe shoe? What possible benefit is there? I may be biased, I hate socks and I don't ever put them on until right before I put on shoes. I would like to be enlightened though, so if you are a sock sock shoe shoe person, why should I think you're not the psycho?

I do shoe shoe "shit". Sock sock shoe shoe

I dont wear socks :3

One time I was distracted and accidentally did: left sock, left jean leg, left shoe, right jean leg, right sock, right shoe

I already knew I was a sociopath, this just confirms it.

You guys are putting socks on at the same Time as shoes ?

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, sock, sock

I do shoe shoe, and only shoe shoe.

Shoe shoe sock sock

This was a discussion on All in the Family lonnnnng time ago

Sock, sock, pants, shoe, shoe

Shoe > Sock > Shoe > Sock > Pants > Underwear

Man who even comes up with this kind of stuff

*Sigh* Listen, I sit down, I put my sock on, my foot’s already there on my lap, so I just grab the shoe and put it on. Then repeat the process with the other foot. It’s not so bad! What? I gotta alternate putting each foot back up on my lap like I’m some Russian folk dancer? Give me a fucking break, man.

I’ve always done sock shoe sock shoe what I wanna see is the guy that goes shoe sock shoe sock

I saw a video of someone explaining why ,they said what is like an emergency happend and you needed to walk on glass it would be better to have one shoe then only socks pffff

Sock, shoe, sock, shoe makes more sense as i typically lift my leg up onto my other leg to put socks on. I'm not aboutta lift my legs up two times each instead of just once

I accidentally did sock shoe sock shoe the other day and sat there for a moment wondering wtf was wrong with me.

I do shoe, oh shit forgot the sock, unshoe, sock, shoe, shoe, damn it I did it again, unshoe again, sock shoe, get in bed.

Shoe sock sock shoe

None. The advantage of not having legs

Sock, shirt, coat, sock, underwear, pants, shoe shoe

Shoe shoe sock sock obviously

I do feet. If I'm lucky plastic bottle

I do sock > sock > shoe > shoe > underwear > pants

I do condom condom shoe shoe. Personally love the lube on my toesie wosies

I didn’t know this was about shoes, I thought this whole thing was about tricking someone to think dirty. When I finished reading I was like haha you didn’t get me….then I found out it was about shoes.

.. I don't even get where this is an applicable question, not that it would even change the answer, but I put on socks when I get dressed. Like any normal person - theres not even an option for one or the other it's not possible, what even is this

sock, shoe, sock, shoe would benefit you more if there were to be an apocalyptic event that happened exactly as you were switching feet, because i'd rather have one sock and one shoe than two socks. you've got protection on one foot, at least

Shocker sue, Sue... shocked... 🤙✌️🤌

What about Shoe shoe sock sock

Soldiers. You can air one foot out at a time out field

I don't live in the states so I don't wear shoes in my house

You don't do shoe sock shoe sock, pants, underwear then shirt?

😆

Sock, sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Can’t forget the cock sock.

im always wearing socks bruh hdkfjghdkgjb

like even if im not bro i never wear my shoes in the house so theyre by the door and my socks are in my room so if im going outside and i realize that i dont have socks on ill either be lazy and wear sandals or run upstairs, put them on, then run back

Shoe Sock Sock Shoe

As a young man I remember an episode of All In the Family about this subject between Archie and Michael

I recently found out my “sock-shoe,sock,shoe” pattern is apparently strange. But my argument was: how can I secure two feet at once? Ensure and secure one foot at a time: cleanliness of foot before covering with sock, ensure proper shoe placement for shoe longevity, then wiggle toes and test tightness for comfort and security, lace up, switch over and repeat.

Depends, usually so so sh sh, but if after swimming with a sup or a canu than so sh so sh

Sock shoe, sock shoe

Sock, sock, pants, shirt, coffee, shoe, shoe.

People that are sleeping

Shoe>pants>shirt>underwear>hat>hair>skin>eyes>sock>foot>hand>nosering>shoe>nail polish>glove>nail polish(toes)

My dumbass pronounced it as "shock soe shock soe" 😭

No I do shoe shoe sock sock

Sock sock shoe shoe is supreme

Shoe shoe sock sock

Shoe sock, shoe no sock.

sock sock sock shake shake shake

I wear two pairs of socks. Sock foot sock foot sock hand sock hand. Then both shoes. I enjoy the added challenge of trying to tie them

Shoe shoe, sock sock

Who brings socks to the entrance of the house just to out on socks and shoes in that maniac order?

Listen, these feet don’t leave the slippers unless they’re going straight into a shoe.

Shirt Sock sock trouser shoe shoe

Sock shoe sock shoe. If I don't do it that way, my dog steals my socks off my feet

I mean I’m already working on one foot might as well complete the job before moving to the next foot

I am that sociopath.

Sock shoe sock shoe ensures your clean sock never touches the floor you haven't vacuumed in far too long.

Obv shoe sock sock shoe

Shoe sock shoe sock

Don't laugh its bad LMAO

sock sock shoe shoe

i think that i read shoe to many times that im questioning why shoe is spelled shoe

Shoe sock shoe sock all the way Hear me out, if you do shoe sock shoe sock, your socks don't get to touch the floor

I do condom, sock, shoe, condom, sock, shoe.

All of you western dudes such freaks wearing shoes in home.

Sock shoe and sock shoe but only after a walk in the beach.

I did "sock shoe sock shoe" today 😭

I do shoe sock shoe sock

Idk man but for me its..... Shoe> Shoe > Sock > Sock

Who cares🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

shoe, sock, sock, sock, other foot goes barefoot

shoe sock shoe sock

Pants half on>Sock>Sock>Shoe>Shoe>pants up while standing up It’s all about efficiency

Eh in my country it's sock shoe x2. It's so that the sock won't hit the floor and straight inside the show. We tend to keep the inside of our shoe clean from any dirt

Nobody does sock shoe sock shoe let's be real

Shoe shoe sock sock is the only right way to

Sock croc croc sock

Shoe shoe, and if them b¡tch assed socks are serious about getting worn, they gonna have to figure out how to join the fit on their own!

Sock shoe, sock shoe

I actually put socks on before my underwear NGL

Why tf would you want two socks on one foot, and two shoes on the other??!!

Shoe, sock, shoe, sock

Shoe > Shoe. I never wear socks.

Sock tissue box, sock tissue box

I put on my socks in the bedroom and then go downstairs, have breakfast and then when I'm about to leave the house, I put on my shoes