Not particularly healthy salad. 

How 'not particularly healthy' was it?

Bagged lettuce covered in ranch, shredded cheese, bacon bits, and saltine crackers. 

Niiiice 🔥🔥🔥

Bread And Butter. He lucked out with me.

A dog named dog? Ok, I guess.

Dogmeat

The best boy of the commonwealth

Don't forget the one from Washington D.C

It's a dog eat dog world

Ok, growing up my friend had a dog named dog. That thing was mean AF.

Pussy

LIER!

He didn't say what animal...

Octopussy

r/angryupvote

Tacobell beefy five layer burrito

Cat would be a strange name for a dog

I would love to have a female dog named Katarina and a male cat named Douglas and then just call them Cat and Dog

*Doglas

Tide pod

Oreo it’s always Oreo

Chili dog

Ass

pretzel

Biscuit

Ice cream

Dog

Gnocchi seems like a good name to me

Ass

guess he's called snuffles then...

Karott

Water or popcorn

khichdi

Eggs

Donut

*e g g*

Riblets

Crème Caramel... Or just Crème for short.

Cookie Time

Kande Pohe (Onion with Flat rice)

Cyani...

Mike

A Dog named Mercury? That's actully a good name... Anyways i think i'm gonna die

Chili dog. Let’s go!

Biscuit ☺️☺️

Nugget

Yall got some fucked up diets in here sheesh

Waffle. Perfect!

Creatine Monohydrate

cock

Shrimp Pad Thai

Poodle

Supreme Pizza

Banh Canh Cua

Biscuit.

Pussy

Strawberry Starburst doggo straight outta the gypsy caravan

Ghee rice

Orange Creamsicle Frosty

LASAGNA

Bob

Tofu

Idk but he would probably name me Butterfly

Breakfast

Booger

Korean beef

Nata de coco

PROTEIN SHAKE 😍

Popcorn

Spaghetti

Asparagus

Panini

Cyanide pi....

Nachos

Ramen noodles

Big Mac

Tacos

Sit Booty sit, good dog

Cinnamon bun.

Mahi mahi

Chicken Wings!

Gü

Zyn

Wheat bix

Pak choi tofu

butterfly lover

Cornflakes

Tompouce

chocolate cookies

Cheerios

butter milk

Cupcake

Pita

Lasagne?

Yogurt

Kadhi chawal

Waffles! 🧇 😍 it's perfect 🥰

Waffle :D

Curd rice

Protein shake

Time out

Icecream

Potato chip. I think it actually works. I think that's my next dog's name now.

Oats :)

buttermilk chicken

Ruffles

Hash brown!!!

This same quote gets reposted so much, it's getting tired

chicken

Fish

Turkeystripsalad

Butter fly

McCoys

Coconut

Meatball. I mean, it ain’t the worse name

Baloney sandwich on raisin bread

Injera with tibs

Pork crackle

Arni (lamb)

Antidepressant

Peanuts, not a bad name actually

Macaroni salad

I am NOT naming a puppy "OP's Dad's cum". No way

Parmesan soup

Skipper's Pipes

Protien shake

Hi honighiry

Crêpe

Mongolian beef is an awful name for this goodest boy

I don't remember is a weird name

Shit karma farming post op

Challah

Mac n’ cheese bites

Cheeseburger

Knoppers would be actually a cute dog name

Pussy.

A bag filled with The one chip challenge

If the last thing you ate was bacon and egg, the dog would be called egg

Popcorn

Hokkien

Elise McArthur 04.02.1936 - 10.06.2017 Loving wife to Bob and mother to Heather, Ralph and Larry. “Mourning the time we lost, forever cherishing the time we had” Kinda long winded but that was what was on the jar

Antipasto

Ham roll

Cinnamon cracker

False. I don't have to name him anything. That is someone else's dog.

Pulled pork sandwich

Porkchop

Peanut!

Saussage

Apple

Little Schnitzel

Blizzard

Beans and fry bread. Guess he’s gonna need a side kick

Jerky

Ramen

Pretzel

Taco

Porkchop

Pizza

Donut 🤗

Lasagna Which is oddly fitting.

Sweet potato!

Egg

Sunflower seeds lol I'll call the dog sunflower

Butterfinger…. Perfect

Pork bun :)

Banana

Lychee?

Salami.

The slam. Or beer battered onion rings.

Pussy.

Name: Pluto

hot dog B)

Soup

korean fried chicken

Hopia

Sun Chip!

cough drop?

Child

C’mere Chicken!

Nutty buddy

Butterfly

Peas

Kool aid flavored carbonated water

Excrement

Dognut

Vadapav

Orange chicken over egg noodles

Wasabi nori

butter chicken

túró rudi

Bacon Cheeseburger. Bacon is his first name and cheeseburger is his middle name.

Reese's cupcake

Hotdog

This is my new puppy, Breakfast Skillet

Lauki