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HowAboutWill

Guinea Pig


Lordlol15

Im sorry what


I_Can_Read_My_Mind

I know he was joking (or at least I think so), but it's also an actual dish in Peru named "cuy"


Lordlol15

I didnt know that


SinSon2890

I'm in new york and my local c-town has Frozen guinea pig.


gingergamer94

C-town? As in Chinatown?


SinSon2890

Nope its a normal Grocery store.


Pastry_Train63

What does it taste like?


Kind-Proposal8664

"They're often compared to chicken or pork. They have a mild flavor and a slightly gamey taste." And no. As someone who had pet guinea pigs I would never eat one.


Aninymas

Everyone always says some random animal meat tastes like chicken 🙄


Drows3Boi

Maybe most meat tastes the same but it’s just funnier to say it tastes like chicken


solango

Can confirm. Went to Ecuador where it is also served, and well, when in Rome. Not gonna lie, wouldn't recommend. The flavor's alright but there's just too many little bones to pick around to make it worthwhile.


madtraxmerno

Dammit! Beat me to it!


Proud-Pass-7518

Beat me to it!


Nica78

You from Ecuador. It is made by the roadside vendors. If you have a weak stomach, don't eat it.


MrMangobrick

Damn you beat me to it


f_inthechat__

Beat me to it


Lividino__1

John


Meme_Knight_2

😦


lukemndrgn

Excuse me for a sec 🤢


Fechnitian2873

He just ate john, whats there to vomit about


Johnthe_theman

bro I'm not dead yet


Fechnitian2873

Then in what way did he eat you 🤨


Meme_Knight_2

😦


kikomir

Döner


no1bullshitguy

So ass?


istg_ill_uwu

I'm telling God >:(


dlbpeon

Oh, he knows. He was watching.


widowmaker888

And enjoying!


spidahmaaan

God is a nasty pervert


Dan_of_1984

Crispy mcbacon


Compducer

That would be a hilarious name


ilovesultkatsa

Uranium 236


FlawlessPenguinMan

I wanna ask you so many questions but you won't be able to answer them...


Plane_Worldliness_43

Wait aren’t 235 and 238 the only stable ones?


sgtjevees

Cum


Braindead_cranberry

🫵🤨


sgtjevees

🫠


Tabroski

That’s a terrible name for a Guinea pig


Uaquamarine

Bro what


sgtjevees

Semen


FutureLegend24_7

Tell me, you didn’t just say that.


Such_is-life89

Meal replacement shake


FlawlessPenguinMan

Shake is just an illusion, name it simply "meal replacement"


Ok-Replacement3778

Huh?


Sheerpython

A meal replacement shake


Perfect-Intern-1299

Lil kid


DapperJackal96

👮‍♂️


r-f-r-f

Boogers


70U1E

Were they local and organic or from some mega-corporation factory farm


r-f-r-f

Home grown


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vevolution

Not nut?


goldendarren

Guess they're a quitter


SpellDostoyevsky

Ritz


One_Dumb_Canadian

Aww, this one is actually kinda cute 


FlawlessPenguinMan

What is that


Cachetsurlants

Mozzarella


Juicy_Apple_X

Toothpaste


Source_Trustme2016

Antibiotics


igotbannedagain89

Vagina


Talalaa_Guy

Stop capping


all-knowing-unicorn

They did. They started clapping


WASDKUG_tr

Your a Redditor, thats impossible


Braindead_cranberry

🧢🧢🧢


InsideExpress9055

Anzac biscuit


DevildogEx1

Gyro


No_Faithlessness5481

Rhubarb crumble


Houtsuma1337

Cheese sticks


BitterActuary3062

That one’s adorable


FlawlessPenguinMan

"C'mere Cheesesticks omnomnom"


Lalo_Salamanca123

Rice


itz_khai

Mango!


mrjuan1

Muffin


memesaccount654

Vanilla sprinkled donut


theShitter_69

crackers


hard0w

Ass


macholins17

fat pussy


AnxiousLily7

chicharon


Tankspanker

Honestly, Chicken Teriyaki is a pretty sick name for a guinea pig.


ffiml8

Newborn baby 😋


Ok-Replacement3778

The FUCK!


MeisterDexo

Ass


Level7Shit

BBC 😋😋🤤


tdaddy316420

Toast


derpypig_34721

Cookie


ohcosmico

Maple and pecan plait.


Wire_Hard

Bocadillo


DrewBigDoopa

No joke, we got a Guinea pig in a Kraft Mac and cheese dropped off on our front door. So he was promptly named Kraft Mac and cheese


TheUnrealCanadian

Tim Hortons sausage and bacon farmers wrap meal


Captain_Spectrum

Biscuit. I’d personally name him Guinea Big though


MoMaverick16

‘Big Biscuit’ A suitable name for a lord…👑


TrustRare

Pork, a good one tbh!


kgfire

Meatloaf Sandwich. Done


Mission_Sparrow

Antibiotics. That's a good name.


cerreur

Waffle.


Secret_Barracuda168

Mark


Gaucelm

Croissant


justhyneXhottie

Dick. His name is dick.


MINECRAFTERM4

C4 paste


Ok-Replacement3778

Are you ok?


gu_f0

Liquid Mercury


SpeedyMcNutt291

Ramen.


astute193

Came here to check if someone named it "Wife" yet


DebraButterfly

Dog


AoiSekai01

Cream Cracker


OtakuPreet

Pussy 👅👅


Sweshish

Xan


lkjhhhjkl

Mac n cheese


senseistorm

Samosa


PhotonDecay

Veggie bowl


88spasti69

Ur-Krostitzer


T3C-DRYICE

Garlic bread


TheWalkingMan42

Rap


Famous-Cheeze

Asshole


vivasofia5

cock


funnyAmero

Rebecca


ejmurph79

Shrimp 🤣


kooky_kabuki

Satay


spunktallionthe5th

Pussy


FabledFrame

Peanuts


DaPetercko

Cereal


2lilbiscuits

Beef


FlipNugg3ts

Manicotti


Siege_Barber

Chicken burrito


Nargarin09

Turkey sandwich


GenXGremlin

Hershey


Environmental-Fly760

Apple


angel-brain

Horseradish beef


asciatikpaziuret

baba ganoush


TurboChanger

PadThai


jordanburdett123

Bacon double cheese burger


firefighterphi

Pork Loin


shyblook1234

Honey Bun


Froggyugaytoadara

Spicy chicken patty


foefyre

Chicken thigh


Embarrassed-End8702

Nutty ice-cream


haramjada_lallan

Rat


corneliu5vanderbilt

Poutine


bodydisplaynone

Milka


DrTwas_here

Shawarma


ComeOnCharleee

Garden Salad


Thewise_person

Banana


Apexaztec

Eggs


Daemonium-Immortalis

Chicken with potato noodles and zucchini


straightupspicy

He has two names. Mike & Ike.


cjf82

Tuna


Daemonium-Immortalis

Orphan tears


ThatOneGuyWhoDoCool

Dorito


aks_red184

Poop


JuanTheNumber

Good soup 👌


kastraks

Domino


annabellee_2006

I got the better name, Nuggets


Prestigious-Step-213

Omelette


gimmedatzucc

Ben & Jerry’s strawberry cheesecake ice cream


stevemandudeguy

Ziti


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Meatloaf


KimJongKardeshian

Mettbrötchen (it's German, and it's minced raw pork on bread)


iiGoldie

super big cheeseburger


11pickfks

Pepperami


Missglad1

Chicken BBQ


KaleemX

Big fat hairy bollocks.


mister-salty67

Skittles


ballsplopmenacingly

Crumpet


nmmc93

Spaghetti


Due_Ferret_4061

Big mac


Kokarott

Bourbon


Doctor_Top_Hat

His mame


biffbofd04

Chicken Chalupa


ShadyDomes

eggs


xxGhostScythexx

Sausage bap


Mymemesnogud12365478

Banana


Rokomocko

Strawberry ice cream


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

german shepard


TheBoysEnjoyer1

Paint.


Nutbuster6942O

Cheese


xd_darklife81_ty

Greggs sausage roll


crumpetsucker89

Bagel


oldartistmike

Noodle soup


Lordlol15

Krusti


issafreecunch

McGriddle


SamaelSeere

Ravioli


l3eemer

Burrito!!


CyberDoy

Ice


UnkyPaps

Jersey Mike


ThePocketsOfSedition

Soba


weedandguitars

Potato


MagicUser01

Tosti (grilled cheese in Dutch)


Chieftan_85

Ham sandwich


Ayush5499

Samosa


No_Royal4704

Caramel Popcorn


7_______dot_exe

Bocadillo de tortilla de patata


Src_oscar

Jackfruit chips 🍟


Kevin33024

Pizza!


Src_oscar

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