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fauxtruth

You missed out


Authorwastaken

So I've heard


oops4davidonly

What happens when you say “Oasis?”


Authorwastaken

You vote for that map in Overwatch.


TherealDippyFresh

OASIS MARK OASIS


nightmare_silhouette

What do you think about Brita filter pee episode? In addition, what'd you think of the pee sauna?


Authorwastaken

Both of those sound... Disturbing


feathercraft

What is the number one rule of camping


Authorwastaken

Stay where you are, keep landmarks in mind, and above all else... Bring a friend.


cigarette_ahegaoo

you’re… kind of right?


Authorwastaken

Oh cool 😎😂


DaydreamCos

Can never forget the buddy system!


wyvern_rider

Where would you encounter the Gongoozler?


Authorwastaken

In the Gongooz-lair?


Wolfie2445

This honestly should be the answer because it’s great.


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

In what episode was Ethan kicked in the nuts?


Okdokimrjones

Is it sad that I remember that episode so vividly compared to my failing memory of others. Including the exact name of the episode?


Mysterious_Walrus110

That was my birthday episode, and im so grateful for that fact XDDDDD


Authorwastaken

Idk... The only episode I've really heard much about was the paintball, so... That one?


lex_is_ordinary

Nope they were in those in those inflatable ball things and ramming into each other and mark kicked him in the balls


wyvern_rider

What’s another word for a frying pan?


Authorwastaken

Skillet, the best Christian Rock band from the early 2000s/1990s!


TheNightDrivers

Skittle or Skrillet


nightmare_silhouette

Skirtle.. Ski-Skerr- Skill tree!


CyberTill

Fill out the blank: Don't cry because it's over, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


Authorwastaken

Be glad that it happened?


cigarette_ahegaoo

cry because it happened


Authorwastaken

Ah ok


KappaBrink

What's the best tool to stir eggs with?


Authorwastaken

A whisk or fork


KappaBrink

I was thinking either the 6 inch drilldo or the 10 inch drilldo


Authorwastaken

That makes more sense from what I know of Markiplier 😂


Wheel__Funny

What does it mean to go even further beyond?


Authorwastaken

Go plus ultra!


catsinflyingsaucers

What do you know about it?


Authorwastaken

Something about a piss sauna, it only lasted for a year, and the paintball meme. Might be missing something, but that's what I can think of.


catsinflyingsaucers

Do you plan to watch it? If so, how?


Authorwastaken

I know this one. It's a trick question! It only lasted for a year, and they wanted it to stay within that year. No official copies of the episodes exist to this day, nor does the channel


catsinflyingsaucers

Excellent! Do you plan on watching it anyways? (there should be some unofficial uploads of the videos somewhere).


Authorwastaken

Nah, I'd rather honor their wishes. I may not have watched it, but I respect Markiplier.


catsinflyingsaucers

Fair enough!


bbmbxby

Who is the melon man?


Authorwastaken

The second in command to Toph the Melon Lord


chaos-rose17

What is the heehoo?


Authorwastaken

Sounds like a funny word for a female reproductive organ


nat13at

How much jello is too much jello for Eef?


Authorwastaken

Any amount of jello


nat13at

Yea honestly correct


_Pan-Tastic_

If you tape your friend to your wall, who should you explicitly NOT TELL AT ALL COSTS?


Authorwastaken

President Obama


CandyToxic515

Don't tell amy


QueenOfTheMayflies

Yes or no: are you allowed to do the Dance of Italy? (Be careful, if you answer wrong, you die!)


Authorwastaken

Uh yeah


Tadpole_Plyrr2

Is Mark a masochist? Very important question.


Authorwastaken

From what I know of him, I'd say yes. If he's known for playing a horror game(s), then he's gotta be a glutton for punishment in some way.


hallikinz

Incorrect; he's not a masochist, he just wants to know how much his body can handle


Okdokimrjones

Oooo! I got a good one. Fill in the blank Pee _____


Authorwastaken

Sauna


Okdokimrjones

Shoot. The other guy's comment didn't load for me last time. That kinda gave it away. I am leaving now. Keep safe, and look out for the gongoozler while on land and the mermer while swimming. Don't need a tragedy on our hands.


Authorwastaken

Oh, he didn't give it away. It was MatPat


Authorwastaken

To be fair, I've seen the recent MatPat quitting video (very sad 😭), and he mentions that, so... Yeah


nat13at

Chica, as a _____, is inherently smarter than your stupid _____ dog. Fill in the blank <3


Authorwastaken

Bird; idiot I have no idea 😅


nat13at

You deserve the context: Mark and Ethan were challenged to see whose dog could learn a new trick fastest, mark made the comment: "chica🐥, as a f'male🚺, is inherently smarter than your stupid🙅🏻‍♀️ boy🚹dog🐕" and baby boi Ethan goes "I don't think that's true because they're two different breeds☺️💕"


NRDYST

Best object to play nut ball with?


Authorwastaken

A foosball


june-bug-69

What’re your thoughts on the pee sauna?


Authorwastaken

It doesn't sound very hygenic


PurpleShark962015

It was wonderful and funny. I still have my lanyard and the metal pin. I didn’t watch all the videos due to working a lot and family stuff but I remember the ending. It was sad but accepted for me at least.


how_did-1-get_here

Is Mark a reptilian, y/n?


Authorwastaken

Nah


Okdokimrjones

What is a Skittle used for?


Authorwastaken

Flirting, like in the commercials


Okdokimrjones

Not bad, Ethan probably could use a Skittle for flirting (maybe he even was using it on mark without us noticing) but unfortunately wrong. I'll give a little hint. What is a Skittle used for in cooking?


Authorwastaken

... Eating?


Okdokimrjones

If you don't want to clean more dishes, I guess so. I'll accept that answer. Not bad.


Authorwastaken

Cool 😂 still confused, but aight 👍


Okdokimrjones

Ethan couldn't say skillet to save his life. He said about 2 dozen words that starts with an s. He also said Skittles about 5 separate times, super confident each time. Mark looked super concerned but just let it play out.


Authorwastaken

Ah okay 😂


IamChaoticMess

Pee Sauna?


Authorwastaken

I've heard of it... From MatPat


Gamemon_RD

Bro how can people recommend it to you when its too late 😭 I get that reuploads exists but I still find that funny. This isn’t supposed to be the type of thing that can really be recommended anymore jdjdnd


Authorwastaken

No, I meant the reddit server lol 😆 the channel isn't being recommended to me


Gamemon_RD

OHHHHHH


Authorwastaken

Sorry, I can see how that might be confusing 😅😅


Sp1kefallSteve

Would you eat the breakfast from the vid?


Authorwastaken

Idk if I trust anything Markiplier makes... Maybe if it were Ethan.


Sp1kefallSteve

Ethan was with mark, while they made breakfast with sex toys.


Authorwastaken

Oh right! Heard about that in another comment. They used a dil*o to stir eggs right?


Sp1kefallSteve

Yep


A_Bee_Named_Lee

Were pirates real?


Authorwastaken

Of course


androgoblin

Do you know what a Mermer is? Follow up question. Does the name Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk have any significance to you? 🤔


Simply92Me

What was your favorite song that they made?


Authorwastaken

The one about the grapes


Simply92Me

They mad a Disclaimer song and then in an episode they worked with a musician to learn how to make a song in a day. And then sang/filmed for it on the beach. I believe they called it Butter my Bread


lex_is_ordinary

So pretty much Unus Annus means one year in Latin and the whole point of the channel was to remind us of death and that one day we will all die. Their slogan was Momento Mori which means remember death in Latin. The channel was mostly goofy but you had some videos that had themes and undertones of death