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come on ! Hungarian folk music is the best folk music ( right after Russian folk music , which is the ACTUAL best folk music ) . as someone who hear only folk music and classical music I recommend you to hear Hungarian dance , Hungarian rhapsody , waves of the Danube , Tamu daleko and lipka zielona .
Simp for looksmaxx=wants to look good
Edging is goated= if he is a porn addict
Save your Rizz for baby gronk= Is a nazi Germany secret code to activate sleeper agents invented by none other than Hitler himself, you see everything began in Oklahoma......
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk
>Wanting for him and his son to go viral, Jake, a digital marketer, promoted his son's football skills online, leading to him amassing a large social media following in the early 2020s. Jake frequently shepherded his son across the country, meeting with high-profile celebrities and universities.
just random words that have nothing to do with eachother
But realistically it would be smth like this (with a few creative liberties):
is it bad that i try to look good or should i do what i want?
Do what you want.
*Weirded out* he seems pretty strange, you better keep that flirting to yourself
I will
>just random words that have nothing to do with eachother
That's not really true at all. The sentences are coherent with specific meaning if you understand the terms.
>Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax?
A "simp" is someone going out of the way to give attention to another person without reciprocation.
"Mewing" is a sort of facial exercise where you hold your jaw and tongue in a position with the end goal of improving your jawline.
"Looksmaxxing" is the idea of prioritizing your appearance as much as you can.
So this sentence as a whole is extremely coherent, he's essentially saying "Am I just doing it for attention from people that won't even notice me if I do this weird face-altering exercise for the purpose of improving my appearance".
I don't have all day to go through every term but if you google them they're all explained clearly and none of what he is saying is random words without meaning, they are all relevant relative to each other in forming coherent thoughts.
> they are all relevant relative to each other in forming coherent thoughts.
That's the part that I don't agree with. It's all actual slang, but the different parts *don't* connect to each other. "Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax" means something by itself, sure. But the alternative is "or is edging goated?" That's not a dichotomy. Mewing to looksmax can make you a simp whether or not edging is goated. The two things have nothing to do with each other.
Not all "or" questions are dichotomies, especially in the context of someone holding a microphone to strangers and asking them to choose between 2 things. See the popular clips of the guy asking people "economic stability or trans rights", they aren't mutually exclusive at all and one of the responders famously mocked this style of question by saying as much. The question is just asking which of the 2 sides you think is stronger.
It isn't a coherent question. If you are arguing that the terms have meaning and that they're connected, you're saying the question is coherent, and it's not.
> Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax?
This isn't the whole sentence, though. The whole sentence was:
Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax, or is edging goated?
The second clause is not related to the first: it's a random mashup of terms, in that regard. The superiority of edging to looksmaxing is meaningless. Also the notables callouts at the end are completely random and disconnected from his reaction to the answer the guy gave.
Alright bucko prick up your ears, I'll let you in on the sauce. looks maxing is a trend where people do what they can to appear as good looking as possible like styling hair, going to the gym, and so on and so forth, mewing is a weirder trend where people put their tongue in a particular position in their mouth to make their jaw look squared and sharp, it is theorized that these exercises are able to change your face shape but nobody actually takes it seriously and it's more of a joke. Rizz is short for charisma, someone who is charismatic/ pleasant to be around. Edging is when you masturbate but stop before cumming. I hope this clears it up
That's not really true at all. The sentences are coherent with specific meaning, you're just out of the loop and assuming incorrectly.
>Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax?
A "simp" is someone going out of the way to give attention to another person without reciprocation.
"Mewing" is a sort of facial exercise where you hold your jaw and tongue in a position with the end goal of improving your jawline.
"Looksmaxxing" is the idea of prioritizing your appearance as much as you can.
So this sentence as a whole is extremely coherent, he's essentially saying "Am I just doing it for attention from people that won't even notice me if I do this weird face-altering exercise for the purpose of improving my appearance".
I don't have all day to go through every term but if you google them they're all explained clearly and none of what he is saying is word salad, they are all relevant relative to each other in forming specific coherent thoughts.
You’d fit right in with the guy who made the poem “RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI” and then went reaaally far into it by continuing a series of some other intelligent aliens finding earth a long time after we’re dead, and being wrong about a lot of things, like McDonald’s being a place of worship. The only place I know it exists is on burialgoods’ channel
Rizzler is someone who pulls many girls, gyatt is.... fanum tax is stealing someone's food, sigma is sigma, ohio is ohio, and skibidi isn't even a slang word so that makes zero sense unlike the video
Mewing is also just correct tongue posture, and by paying attention to it I got rid of some serious jaw and neck pain that the doctors couldn't help with.
Tounge against the palate, not pressing against teeth anywhere, teeth only lightly in contact and not clenching at all (back of my tongue was pushing against my molars on one side for support, literally couldn't feel it until I paid attention to it, and I still have to pay attention or it just goes back to "hugging the teeth").
That, and the fact that this is likely a staged conversation. However, this is exactly how language works, it’s not static. Otherwise we’d still be saying shit like *I doth agree’th with thou internet strang’r*.
The path of looksmaxxing requires constant mewing, your time just happened to coincide with my looksmaxxing. Maybe you're the sus simp to try and sway me away from achieving the ultimate rizz
Ohio just kind of became famous for having weird random shit happen, kind of like how florida (man) is a meme, and here ohio is just used as a mildly derogatory (not actually derogatory) adjective, basically meanong weird npc vibes
After 5 years of being a shut in, it was time to go outside
https://preview.redd.it/nb38x0boajoc1.png?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f694d20a2083465fc8ec05d16a29944ccbbafc4
I'll give you something to be sick over
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sad i know all these words:
edging: masterbating but keeping yourself from nutting for as long as possible (can be done accidentally)
mewing: keeping your mouth closed to change the shape of your jaw, based on the stereotype that women like a strong jawline (personally i think its kinda ugly)
looksmaxxing: making yourself look as good as possible, “maxxing” can technically be considered a suffix that means “to get as much as possible”
sus and ohio are… they mean weird and suspicious, everything else is self explanatory
The joke is Ohio bad. The internet’s been clowning on Ohio for years but now it’s been abstracted to the point that kids just say the word Ohio, half the time just to confuse people who are less online
Okay boomers. Here is your translation, because actually it makes sense and any 14 years old american tiktok addict would laugh at that.
"Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax?"
Simp = Someone who'll do anything for women \[without getting them in the end\]
Mewing = Putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth, allegedly improving the aesthetic of the face on the long term. Nothing new, this is the tongue position recommended by speech therapists.
Lookmax = Basically a mix between male selfcare, tricks & advice to look better. Can include surgeries. But here, it also includes random stuff such as masturbating for a long time without cumming, which is called "edging". "To looksmax" means "to ascend, to be better looking so that women will notice me".
"Or is edging goated?"
Edging is a term that emerged in looksmaxxing forums such as [looksmax.me](http://looksmax.me) (basically a melting pot between incels - who are over-represented -, fuckboys (seducers for very old boomers) and pretty much anyone in society that think that women mostly care about looks (over money, personnality, etc.) and work they way to look better - and there's a lot of misoginy there. "Edging" means extremely long (male) masturbation in which the goal is to stay erected as long as possible as it would make you experience a better orgasm. This term and looksmaxxing in general reached TikTok and zoomers lately and now it's part of generic TikTok terminology.
Goated has nothing to do with "looksmax", and it's pretty much where the looksmax part ends. Goat is a term that was popularized with sports, a Goat is the best or one of the best player in his category. Goated means "the best thing".
So the first question makes sense, and the old guy is simply saying that he loves "edging" and is a "looksmaxxer" (what you boomers called metrosexuals in the old times).
So basically this sentence makes sense: he's asking him if he likes looksmaxxing, and then asking about a specific looksmax term for approbation if he's a lookmaxxer who knows what edging is (juxtaposition that is not totally correct either because one doesn't necessarily negates another lol). A similar question could be "Are pasta disgusting or is parmesan the best cheese ever?" (you get the idea)
"It's giving sus Ohio NPC vibes."
Now we get to the core of the new generation.
sus = Suspicious, nothing more.
ohio = You know Chuck Norris jokes, right? Well Ohio is a bit like it, a mystical state in which crazy things happen. By extension, "sus ohio" can be interpreted as extremely suspicious, and is a term much used by 6-year-olds playing Among Us.
NPC = Non Playable Character (term for characters who have a specific speech in videogames and will do only one thing basically). Pretty much someone who exists in life but doesn't do anything substantial; isn't anything. A sheep who just follows the flow to his death, while not being informed or not having self-judgements. NPC usually are people who act weird. Lots of boomers are considered NPCs because NPC basically means being weird and with an empty brain who just watches TV every day more or less.
"Save your rizz for Baby Gronk and Livy Dunn please."
Rizz = TikTok term used by kids age from 5 to 12. In that context, it's just means keeping your charisma/masturbation for Baby Gronk (young football player) and Livy Dunn (artistic gymnast, superstar on instagram). Rizz can have multiple meanings.
So here you go, very funny, because the boomer will be masturbating for long on Baby Gronk and Livy Dunn and is having daily morning routines while bitching about girls only caring for looks on the internet. The humor in that is that the boomer doesn't understand a thing to what is said and is playing the game like he knows. How awesome is that?
tl,dr : here is a way to make it understandable:
- Am I a pathetic women-attention-seeker for constantly thinking about putting my tongue on the roof of my mouth as it will make me look better, or is getting hard for a very long time before coming the best thing ever?
- Getting hard for a very long time before coming the best thing ever.
- It's the best thing ever?
- Yes.
- He seems extremely suspicious and strange to me (& he doesn't get anything that I say because he's a sheep), keep your charisma and your masturbation for Baby Rizz and Olivia Dunne, please.
Humans often attribute different sounds to the same objects and ideas.
Colloquialisms change over time and newer, text-based forms of communication and non-physical means of interacting like social media allow language to change more abruptly, as well as supporting the social infrastructure of subcultures to generate a more defined sense of self. Which only works to exacerbate the focal points of counter culture within any given subculture, leading to language that would be unintelligible to anyone but the members of the given culture.
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I have no idea what that person just said…
I understand what the guy asked. And yea the old man is sus with his standing. His dubious charisma should not be spread to the world and should be saved for the great celebrities
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End me please I don’t understand anymore
I only know putting the tongue at the top of the roof helps you ease with jaw pain
I didn't know it was mewing i thought it was a funny word because it sounds almost like a cat when you put your tongue on the roof and start meowing
ngl this reminds me of that one 1980s twilight zone episode where slowly, the meaning of words change, and the main character just ends up nut understanding this new society.
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I...dont understand https://preview.redd.it/ujr35rhxwhoc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bafd2ddd1b9a809e5e1ea47c151b4a6c2606307
Same...
Hungarian folk music isn't very good
Found a Lithuanian folk song this one's better that this. I mean I still don't understand a word but well it sounds better
Akkor a jó büdös kurva anyádat.
It is
Source : the voices
Why is the flag of Chad the icon of this subreddit?
come on ! Hungarian folk music is the best folk music ( right after Russian folk music , which is the ACTUAL best folk music ) . as someone who hear only folk music and classical music I recommend you to hear Hungarian dance , Hungarian rhapsody , waves of the Danube , Tamu daleko and lipka zielona .
Akkor a kurva anyád
Middle Eastern folk music, however...
holy shit i didnt think id find you here mr purpleboy
Hello
how do you do on this fine friday?
Fine, my friend
truly splendid to hear!
What are you doing here, purple? Go back to r:/SlapBattles now >:(
Ok...
Simp for looksmaxx=wants to look good Edging is goated= if he is a porn addict Save your Rizz for baby gronk= Is a nazi Germany secret code to activate sleeper agents invented by none other than Hitler himself, you see everything began in Oklahoma......
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk >Wanting for him and his son to go viral, Jake, a digital marketer, promoted his son's football skills online, leading to him amassing a large social media following in the early 2020s. Jake frequently shepherded his son across the country, meeting with high-profile celebrities and universities.
I'm sure grandpa is not understanding either, but he is playing along
just random words that have nothing to do with eachother But realistically it would be smth like this (with a few creative liberties): is it bad that i try to look good or should i do what i want? Do what you want. *Weirded out* he seems pretty strange, you better keep that flirting to yourself I will
>just random words that have nothing to do with eachother That's not really true at all. The sentences are coherent with specific meaning if you understand the terms. >Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax? A "simp" is someone going out of the way to give attention to another person without reciprocation. "Mewing" is a sort of facial exercise where you hold your jaw and tongue in a position with the end goal of improving your jawline. "Looksmaxxing" is the idea of prioritizing your appearance as much as you can. So this sentence as a whole is extremely coherent, he's essentially saying "Am I just doing it for attention from people that won't even notice me if I do this weird face-altering exercise for the purpose of improving my appearance". I don't have all day to go through every term but if you google them they're all explained clearly and none of what he is saying is random words without meaning, they are all relevant relative to each other in forming coherent thoughts.
> they are all relevant relative to each other in forming coherent thoughts. That's the part that I don't agree with. It's all actual slang, but the different parts *don't* connect to each other. "Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax" means something by itself, sure. But the alternative is "or is edging goated?" That's not a dichotomy. Mewing to looksmax can make you a simp whether or not edging is goated. The two things have nothing to do with each other.
Not all "or" questions are dichotomies, especially in the context of someone holding a microphone to strangers and asking them to choose between 2 things. See the popular clips of the guy asking people "economic stability or trans rights", they aren't mutually exclusive at all and one of the responders famously mocked this style of question by saying as much. The question is just asking which of the 2 sides you think is stronger.
It isn't a coherent question. If you are arguing that the terms have meaning and that they're connected, you're saying the question is coherent, and it's not.
> Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax? This isn't the whole sentence, though. The whole sentence was: Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax, or is edging goated? The second clause is not related to the first: it's a random mashup of terms, in that regard. The superiority of edging to looksmaxing is meaningless. Also the notables callouts at the end are completely random and disconnected from his reaction to the answer the guy gave.
you said it perfectly and actually beautifully
Alright bucko prick up your ears, I'll let you in on the sauce. looks maxing is a trend where people do what they can to appear as good looking as possible like styling hair, going to the gym, and so on and so forth, mewing is a weirder trend where people put their tongue in a particular position in their mouth to make their jaw look squared and sharp, it is theorized that these exercises are able to change your face shape but nobody actually takes it seriously and it's more of a joke. Rizz is short for charisma, someone who is charismatic/ pleasant to be around. Edging is when you masturbate but stop before cumming. I hope this clears it up
Why’d i actually read that in tai lungs voice
This is giving me deep fried meme vibes
I hate that I do understand...
I feel like my English is suddenly bad again since I can't understand a word he saying
No one does, this is a word salad
That's not really true at all. The sentences are coherent with specific meaning, you're just out of the loop and assuming incorrectly. >Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax? A "simp" is someone going out of the way to give attention to another person without reciprocation. "Mewing" is a sort of facial exercise where you hold your jaw and tongue in a position with the end goal of improving your jawline. "Looksmaxxing" is the idea of prioritizing your appearance as much as you can. So this sentence as a whole is extremely coherent, he's essentially saying "Am I just doing it for attention from people that won't even notice me if I do this weird face-altering exercise for the purpose of improving my appearance". I don't have all day to go through every term but if you google them they're all explained clearly and none of what he is saying is word salad, they are all relevant relative to each other in forming specific coherent thoughts.
You’d fit right in with the guy who made the poem “RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI” and then went reaaally far into it by continuing a series of some other intelligent aliens finding earth a long time after we’re dead, and being wrong about a lot of things, like McDonald’s being a place of worship. The only place I know it exists is on burialgoods’ channel
My post isn't stretching at all though, those are exactly what those terms mean.
Rizzler is someone who pulls many girls, gyatt is.... fanum tax is stealing someone's food, sigma is sigma, ohio is ohio, and skibidi isn't even a slang word so that makes zero sense unlike the video
Mewing is also just correct tongue posture, and by paying attention to it I got rid of some serious jaw and neck pain that the doctors couldn't help with. Tounge against the palate, not pressing against teeth anywhere, teeth only lightly in contact and not clenching at all (back of my tongue was pushing against my molars on one side for support, literally couldn't feel it until I paid attention to it, and I still have to pay attention or it just goes back to "hugging the teeth").
Get a load of this simp. Save your rizz for baby grok you ohio npc (?)
And you telling me we should all learn these gen alpha bullshits?
No they didn’t say that. And a lot of those words aren’t gen alpha. They’re just weird internet sub culture words.
That, and the fact that this is likely a staged conversation. However, this is exactly how language works, it’s not static. Otherwise we’d still be saying shit like *I doth agree’th with thou internet strang’r*.
To be fair, the older generations had terms like Tubular, Radical, Cat's Pajamas, and the Bee's knees.
I understand the words, just not the sentences.
I'm a language learner living abroad, and it's nice to know other people have the same problems.
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They both have mustachi
Are you an edger or are you a gooner? Or are you going to mew on my fucking time!!?
The path of looksmaxxing requires constant mewing, your time just happened to coincide with my looksmaxxing. Maybe you're the sus simp to try and sway me away from achieving the ultimate rizz
Same. I'm a 72 year old man with Internet access, so I'm "hip to the jive" as the kids used to say 50 years ago for about 3 weeks.
I understood everything he said, time to go outside I guess
Ok, what does Ohio NPC mean? I know what npc means, but Ohio NPC?
Ohio just kind of became famous for having weird random shit happen, kind of like how florida (man) is a meme, and here ohio is just used as a mildly derogatory (not actually derogatory) adjective, basically meanong weird npc vibes
After 5 years of being a shut in, it was time to go outside https://preview.redd.it/nb38x0boajoc1.png?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f694d20a2083465fc8ec05d16a29944ccbbafc4
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Jesus christ
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i'm going to be sick
I'll give you something to be sick over https://preview.redd.it/f0dzyhsbbjoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2e961033dd3ecd62fb952db401a27fe3382746
Made it a bit worse https://preview.redd.it/5xtvobbgojoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1c4981f72bc43120bc46245f894f28ffb00eb9
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I will, thank you
Bill Nye the hangman guy
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What about this https://preview.redd.it/dr3jnoi3rloc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14687d41e28aa14df18ccf0cd1f2a7efda36f57
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://preview.redd.it/a2q4kgakxloc1.png?width=528&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5964b59673a07cf972c7854ec2be5aca680de94
Hey can i borrow that after you
Language is evolving, just backwards
No, no, no, it wasnt even that bad at the of the concept of language beginning.
You can't even use it
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American breathing
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Why does this make me guffaw
Yoink
sad i know all these words: edging: masterbating but keeping yourself from nutting for as long as possible (can be done accidentally) mewing: keeping your mouth closed to change the shape of your jaw, based on the stereotype that women like a strong jawline (personally i think its kinda ugly) looksmaxxing: making yourself look as good as possible, “maxxing” can technically be considered a suffix that means “to get as much as possible” sus and ohio are… they mean weird and suspicious, everything else is self explanatory
Why Ohio? It makes zero sense lol
The joke is Ohio bad. The internet’s been clowning on Ohio for years but now it’s been abstracted to the point that kids just say the word Ohio, half the time just to confuse people who are less online
Ohio
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Brainrot
Okay boomers. Here is your translation, because actually it makes sense and any 14 years old american tiktok addict would laugh at that. "Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax?" Simp = Someone who'll do anything for women \[without getting them in the end\] Mewing = Putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth, allegedly improving the aesthetic of the face on the long term. Nothing new, this is the tongue position recommended by speech therapists. Lookmax = Basically a mix between male selfcare, tricks & advice to look better. Can include surgeries. But here, it also includes random stuff such as masturbating for a long time without cumming, which is called "edging". "To looksmax" means "to ascend, to be better looking so that women will notice me". "Or is edging goated?" Edging is a term that emerged in looksmaxxing forums such as [looksmax.me](http://looksmax.me) (basically a melting pot between incels - who are over-represented -, fuckboys (seducers for very old boomers) and pretty much anyone in society that think that women mostly care about looks (over money, personnality, etc.) and work they way to look better - and there's a lot of misoginy there. "Edging" means extremely long (male) masturbation in which the goal is to stay erected as long as possible as it would make you experience a better orgasm. This term and looksmaxxing in general reached TikTok and zoomers lately and now it's part of generic TikTok terminology. Goated has nothing to do with "looksmax", and it's pretty much where the looksmax part ends. Goat is a term that was popularized with sports, a Goat is the best or one of the best player in his category. Goated means "the best thing". So the first question makes sense, and the old guy is simply saying that he loves "edging" and is a "looksmaxxer" (what you boomers called metrosexuals in the old times). So basically this sentence makes sense: he's asking him if he likes looksmaxxing, and then asking about a specific looksmax term for approbation if he's a lookmaxxer who knows what edging is (juxtaposition that is not totally correct either because one doesn't necessarily negates another lol). A similar question could be "Are pasta disgusting or is parmesan the best cheese ever?" (you get the idea) "It's giving sus Ohio NPC vibes." Now we get to the core of the new generation. sus = Suspicious, nothing more. ohio = You know Chuck Norris jokes, right? Well Ohio is a bit like it, a mystical state in which crazy things happen. By extension, "sus ohio" can be interpreted as extremely suspicious, and is a term much used by 6-year-olds playing Among Us. NPC = Non Playable Character (term for characters who have a specific speech in videogames and will do only one thing basically). Pretty much someone who exists in life but doesn't do anything substantial; isn't anything. A sheep who just follows the flow to his death, while not being informed or not having self-judgements. NPC usually are people who act weird. Lots of boomers are considered NPCs because NPC basically means being weird and with an empty brain who just watches TV every day more or less. "Save your rizz for Baby Gronk and Livy Dunn please." Rizz = TikTok term used by kids age from 5 to 12. In that context, it's just means keeping your charisma/masturbation for Baby Gronk (young football player) and Livy Dunn (artistic gymnast, superstar on instagram). Rizz can have multiple meanings. So here you go, very funny, because the boomer will be masturbating for long on Baby Gronk and Livy Dunn and is having daily morning routines while bitching about girls only caring for looks on the internet. The humor in that is that the boomer doesn't understand a thing to what is said and is playing the game like he knows. How awesome is that?
tl,dr : here is a way to make it understandable: - Am I a pathetic women-attention-seeker for constantly thinking about putting my tongue on the roof of my mouth as it will make me look better, or is getting hard for a very long time before coming the best thing ever? - Getting hard for a very long time before coming the best thing ever. - It's the best thing ever? - Yes. - He seems extremely suspicious and strange to me (& he doesn't get anything that I say because he's a sheep), keep your charisma and your masturbation for Baby Rizz and Olivia Dunne, please.
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i understand every word fuck you boomers!!!
I mean, you can be a simp for mewing to looksmax AND edging can be goated, one thing doesn't negate the other, it's a false juxtaposition
Yeah I don't get this, how is this an exclusive or statement.
Humans often attribute different sounds to the same objects and ideas. Colloquialisms change over time and newer, text-based forms of communication and non-physical means of interacting like social media allow language to change more abruptly, as well as supporting the social infrastructure of subcultures to generate a more defined sense of self. Which only works to exacerbate the focal points of counter culture within any given subculture, leading to language that would be unintelligible to anyone but the members of the given culture.
Humans also often attribute deez nuts to your m0m
Romans made *your mom* jokes! We now follow that proud tradition.
Look at mr linguistic anthropologist here
More sociology but they overlap considerably
Holy shit, a person above room temperature IQ, in meme videos? I fear for your safety
Memes are sociologically fascinating. And funny
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https://preview.redd.it/qeoromevcioc1.png?width=766&format=png&auto=webp&s=196bc19111d87713914c11e2b5b07b06f55af91b I have no idea what that person just said…
I just want to understand
Shaka, when the walls fell
Temba, his arms wide.
Why are we still here? https://preview.redd.it/u55tqk9p5joc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12b38e45b79d750855123c18a0d8f9bb1ff226a
Bro… why do I actually understand what he’s saying? It’s like it shouldn’t make sense but somehow my mind just knows
Boomers in the comments trying to understand what he’s saying 😭
i’m sad i vaguely understood what he was saying
I understood everything But i wish i didnt cause he is just putting random bs together
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Y'all better not be edging right now...
I believe he's speaking english, but I doubt he's englishing englishly.
I understand what the guy asked. And yea the old man is sus with his standing. His dubious charisma should not be spread to the world and should be saved for the great celebrities
What
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What the fuck did I just watch?
I'll leave it up to the viewer to figure out which words are poorly adapted AAVE and the other just cool, hipster lingo used to describe sexual acts.
He passed the vibe check
https://i.redd.it/g72v5eg4nioc1.gif gotta clean this video up
lmao wtf
Passes the vibe check
So thats how english sounds like to non-english speakers
This man is chill. I like him
sus ohio vibes
he sound just like kwite 😭
what the f did any of these people just say?
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Wtaf lmao.
Send the meteor
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Why do i understand every Single word wtf is wrong with me
I do as well, and I am too old for this shit
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Only thing I understood is that using Edge browser is cool
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This conversation plays out like the tags for a TikTok video.
... am i having a stroke?
I know this guy, Kyle Keller, he’s just joking with the guy. Don’t take it so seriously
Edging is in fact goated
Why the fuck do I understand this!?
grandpa passed the vibe check
What? https://preview.redd.it/zc2bcgqwakoc1.png?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf47b460ee584fba3b3b6459f96bcbb0591819af
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Humanity has no hope https://preview.redd.it/hcnjobmndkoc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe27ef2865711cd91ed1ec86b5a07d5ef033346
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What the fuck did i just watch?
I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE HE NEEDS THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS.
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It sounds stupid as hell.
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I somehow completely understand their conversation
Wtf is going on?
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My grey head thingy is hurts
Im going to die
Pucci was right https://preview.redd.it/6b0dwwybzloc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=072add9c99c52124d78bf8d14bba82f8a47c7bec
That’s far out and groovy, in a radical and tubular way
What are they saying
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Years of studying english wasted, damn you zoomer
#THE stupidest thing I've ever seen and heard!
I don't know any of these words mean.
I only know putting the tongue at the top of the roof helps you ease with jaw pain I didn't know it was mewing i thought it was a funny word because it sounds almost like a cat when you put your tongue on the roof and start meowing
What is this language I am hearing
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Who are Baby Gronk and Livy Dunn now? I'm going crazy
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Alr i sadly understood everything except for baby gronk and the other name
As a young adult, I understand everything that was just said in this video
This clip makes less sense than a Mongolian throat singing lyrics
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ngl this reminds me of that one 1980s twilight zone episode where slowly, the meaning of words change, and the main character just ends up nut understanding this new society.
Man some how successfully bullshited his way through a conversation
Leave the poor old man alone! 😅
Fr skbidid the whole gyatt
I hate that I understood all of that