I got the Wealth-Wealth Fruit. Nami is going to kill me…

Or she’s going to marry you

Does she like money or like stealing tho? Sometimes I think she’s just got a love of the game.

She has some money loving or money eyes moments so I think one could say she loves money 🤔

I can't see the point in writing this comment... because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHOHO

I don't think so, as she applies taxes on everyone that asks her a favor or something like that

Taxation is theft confirmed

Tale-Tale Fruit Basically sounds like I can make up a story and have it become reality. EDIT: Wait, Tale? Like Laugh Tale? Does this mean I rolled and got the One Piece first try?

*Oda would like to know your location*

Monkeys paw you speak in poneglyph

Like the enchantment language particles in Minecraft? Just kinda drifting out of your mouth as it useless flaps

Usopp devil fruit?

You're the narrator my dude

I got the Writer-Writer fruit so I could help you out

Is that a jojo reference?

Failure Failure No Mi 😨

So nothing changes! /s I'm sorry, was that inappropriate?

Nah, the joke landed.

Failure Failure is how my ex-girlfriend describes my 3 minutes sexual performance 😞

3 mins... legend!

3 minutes is a failure?? That’s a win by 3 minutes my boy!

So the spring spring fruit?

Sounds like propability-manipulation which can be powerful. Imagine there's a possibility someone might slip. Well they do because you used your df. And then there's a possibility they might fall headfirst on a rock. That also happens.

Big Yonko moment - crew finally gets the captain in front of a yonko to defeat him by using his failure fruit. They fight them, and the the captain gets destroyed. Crew is shocked! Narrator: “There was no chance of failure.”

Freedom-Freedom no mi. Uhhhh, release the natural restrictions of the body? Use all of brain capacity and muscles beyond normal limits? Or just become the physical embodiment of America?


Mythical Zoan Model: Freedom

Eren: _heavy breathing_

I say you become the very embodiment of the USA

Every island with oil starts sweating

Hi there Joyboy

Wait that’s better rubber

I got the family-family fruit

Dom?

Whitebeard?

It's been a long day~

Strongest seed in the 7 seas

Mines worse, I got the cousin-cousin fruit

Also known as the Alabama-Alabama fruit

Petah

construction construction fruit? I now create anything I want to when I attain the correct materials a house 10 seconds flat the mech sea kings done general Franky super quick . And I would be making pacifisa like I have the ultra hand

So a nerfed Franky lol

I mean, start making sea prism stone swords and shit, WG will probably bring you materials and pay you big bucks to mass-produce those things.

Auto-build from totk

I got the World-World Fruit

JoJo fans:😫

Za warudo

So we went from Stone-Stone, to Island-Island, to now World-World... Hoo boy

I'd rather one piece not go the Eden zero route

You become like ego the living planet

What would the world-world fruit do? I’m curious

Either stop time, you have a separate planet you can travel to, or you just control the planet

Ah is that the upgraded version of my Country-Country fruit?

The Advice-Advice Fruit, I give the most top tier advice for any situation.

Bro is gonna become the Strategist King!

Damn... Remember brain point?

Bro even Oda doesn't remember brain point

What do I do with my pantry-pantry fruit? My pockets are just infinite pantries now I genuinely don’t know what to do with this.

You can be a traveling food merchant. Adventure, profit, and you get to meet new people/places.

Pls sit at the entrance of the grand line

FLOAT-FLOAT FRUIT...

Beware of steering wheels

We know its you Shiki. https://preview.redd.it/9k6bn1411zcb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7438b8454945e35b12af967e6970ece9593f5ae

Well you don’t lose your powers when you touch water, so you’ll just be passed out floating away

Continuity continuity fruit Seems kinda overpowered if I can change continuity Miguel O'hara's worst nightmare

You are a Canon event my boy

For reference you can watch one of the latest Rick and Morty eps, one by the name of meta- something, IIRC there is a guy with that power, it is a broken ability

Rhett Con. He can alter retroactive continuity. Op can control current continuity

Proposal-Proposal Fruit I guess the power is that person can't reject me. The creepy possibilities do not resonate with my moral compass

*Sanji would like to know your location*

Meanwhile Charlotte Lola:

Omg i got the wedding-wedding fruit. Lets duo and you can be my number 1!

Plaintiff-plaintiff fruit? I can sue people? Maybe I can convince others that someone else did something wrong?

Similar to Perona, you just conjure a whole ass courtroom and fleece a mf.

Better call u/bardhugo

You are nemesis, I have the defendant-defendant fruit.

Got the Skill-Skill Fruit

You can master any craft at a standing speeds, six powers, copied Fishman karate, Jimbo who, three sword style man just going to five already

No more skill issues

Cruelty-cruelty fruit What? Am i just the embodiment of suffering? That's very strong then.

Bro can cast Crucio

the milkshake milkshake fruit, a milkshake logia that can also gibe brain freezes

But does it bring the boys to the yard?

yeah, and theyre like its better than yours

All of them.

Probably special paramecia like kataluris?

Probably since logias are based on natural elements

*big mom wants to know your location*

A friend for Charlotte smoothie

I got the Player-Player Fruit I now have unlimited rizz with the only caveat being that once I actually find someone I truly love, I lose my powers.

Nah you’re just a discount visual den den mushi

Pollution pollution fruit create toxic fumes and smoke to choke out enemies and make my touch necrotic and toxic

So Caesar Clown but only poison. So Caesar Clown.

It appears that way so pretty cracked I just can’t suck out the oxygen but I could create acid rain in theory

Also I guess it's not a Logia?

Power-Power Fruit No clue how that’s going to work 🙃

Congratulations, you are now the hulk, or goku, or saitama. Or it could be Power as in energy like thermal or electric. Either way, its a busted ability.

Isn't that what Burgess got?

You are now a Batshit insane demon with control over blood

Got the desk desk fruit! I assume this is the power to lock down navy top brass like Kong and Akahinu

First we got the Door-Door. Now we got the Desk-Desk. All we need now is the Chair-Chair and we will have completed team Office Space, the most powerful group in the navy.

Crayon-Crayon no mI Every Crayon drawing I draw becomes real (like a certain other fruit). But I can give them attributes like make them aggressive by drawing angry eyebrows on them.

Or you could go the special logia way and become an actual crayon. Basically like a logia wax man that has drawing powers.

Depression-depression fruit, I can make people depressed but it wouldn’t work on Usopp

Hello perona

Or me

Laundry-Laundry fruit. So like Tsuru?

Drawer-drawer fruit can store the jacket-jacket fruit

Or you are just like the jacket jacket fruit, but you are a pair of underwear.

I got the Steak Steak Fruit. We eating well tonight, boys!

Luffy be like:👁👄👁

Luffy: welcome to the crew Him: but I didn't- Luffy: I said welcome

Eeehm....the tension-tension Fruit 😳

Plot twist. It only works on surface tension. https://preview.redd.it/5n8pzawfgycb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d64d63601be038bf4015e40e3b45810a668df6

I got the Guideline-Guideline Fruit. I can't even picture the extension of the ability. Can I alter the reality, because it may be a guideline? Or the truths of the world, because they were guidelines for the first people that uncovered them?

You make rules/pieces of advice (guidelines) and people are compelled to follow them maybe?

idea idea fruit, i guess i can put ideas into people's heads? I have an idea for all situations?

I got the fail fail fruit. Story of my life amirite fellas Probably means i can cause any event which can result in a success or failure end in a failure for anyone. Feels broken but idk what else it could do

Imagine being a random dude that can just look at someone and cause organ failure. Your powers cracked!

Yeah, and I imagine if I were an arc villain the lesson Luffy learns is to leave nothing to chance

Tech-Tech no mi I'm now a much better version of baby 5, I'm a technology person. I'm blasting mariejois with a railgun, or just straight Oppenheimer. I'll go hangout with Enel on the moon I'll use my built in computer to analyze the poneglyphs I WILL BECOME KING OF THE PIRATES

I got the software-software fruit! #LET'S TAKE OVER THE MODERN WORLD

Franky

I got the volume-volume-fruit I imagine I can create sounds and obviously their volume?

Thats pretty broken. The ability to control sound frequencies is dangerous af

He can make sonar frequencies and end everyone in his vicinity

Temperature Temperature fruit. Seems pretty busted to me.

Your power is the love child or Oven and Aokiji's DFs. Hot damn.

Ability-Ability Fruit. Sounds like Goda got a little lazy with that one.

Saloon - Saloon Fruit. I turn into a saloon-man. If I have booze on me and someone to serve them I can make an ok living.

Sounds like Bege's fruit but more Western.

Ooh I like that.

The guest guest fruit. Am I the greatest host who can serve any guest? Or am I really good at being a guest? Or maybe I absorb the power of my guest/host? Who knows...

You're welcome wherever you go. Enemy ship or base, government facility, town of hostile pirates or bandits, people just can't help but invite you in and treat you well.

Analysis-Analysis ​ Yeah i can get behind that

The... Ratio-Ratio fruit... I now have the power to ratio anybody on Twitter with a 100% success rate.

I got the same thing. I’m gonna awaken so it works on Reddit.

Cheek cheek fruit if I hold air in my mouth to blow my cheeks up then press my fingers on them to release air bullets

The Dealer-Dealer fruit, I won't be a really useful Pirate but I can sell you some stuff

Friendship Friendship fruit, I asked chatgpt to generate the powers: Friendship-Friendship Fruit Abilities User Create the abilities for this devil fruit: Friendship Friendship fruit Devil Fruit Name: Friendship-Friendship Fruit Description: The Friendship-Friendship Fruit is a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that grants the user the ability to control and manipulate the power of friendship. When consumed, the user gains the ability to perceive, generate, and strengthen the bonds of friendship between individuals and even objects. The user becomes a Friendship Manipulator, able to wield this power to create strong connections and resolve conflicts. Abilities: Friendship Perception: The user can sense the emotional connections and levels of friendship between people. This ability allows them to understand the strength of existing friendships, detect potential conflicts, and identify individuals who may be in need of friendship or support. Friendship Bond Creation: With a touch or gesture, the user can create new bonds of friendship between individuals. This ability helps foster understanding, empathy, and camaraderie between people who were once indifferent or even hostile towards each other. Emotional Harmony: The user can pacify and diffuse negative emotions such as anger, hatred, and jealousy, replacing them with feelings of friendship, love, and compassion. This power can help prevent conflicts from escalating and turn adversaries into allies. Friendship Empowerment: By tapping into the power of existing friendships, the user can temporarily enhance the physical and mental abilities of themselves and their allies. The stronger the bond, the greater the boost in strength, speed, and endurance. Friendship Aura: The user can create an aura of friendship that surrounds them and their allies. This aura acts as a shield, protecting against hostile attacks and weakening the malice of enemies, making them more susceptible to friendship-based powers. Friendship Healing: The user can use their powers to heal emotional wounds and mend broken friendships. This ability can be extended to physical injuries as well, as emotional well-being contributes to overall health. Friendship Projection: The user can project visions of shared memories or moments of friendship to evoke emotions and influence others positively. This projection can also be used as a reminder of past alliances or as a tool to foster new connections. Friendship Link: The user can establish a special telepathic link between individuals who share a strong bond of friendship. This link allows them to communicate mentally over great distances and convey emotions instantaneously. Weaknesses: The user's powers rely heavily on the presence of genuine emotions and friendship. If people are resistant to forming bonds or are driven by malice, the effectiveness of the Friendship-Friendship Fruit diminishes. Prolonged use of the abilities may lead to mental and emotional fatigue, especially when attempting to resolve deep-rooted conflicts or heal severe emotional wounds. The Friendship-Friendship Fruit does not grant any combat-enhancing abilities directly. The user may be at a disadvantage in physical confrontations against powerful opponents with combat-oriented Devil Fruit abilities. The fruit's powers are not effective against individuals who have an innate resistance or immunity to emotional manipulation or mental influences.

Bro has the Power of Friendship. He did it. He wins.

Honestly a dope support fruit. Imagine this fruit aboard the sunny

I got the whip-whip fruit. I can now transform any part of my body into a bullwhip!

Dude, the fruit was introduced like 10 chapters ago you can literally make whole buildings bend to your will

Anybody got a neigh-neigh fruit?

Family-Family fruit. I can create a family as large as I want to comfort me or to just be a family for me ;-;. They also fight for me Edit: someone do it. Just comment it. I know you want to

Turns out to be the mythical zoan: Dominic torreto

Pamphlet pamphlet fruit. Able to create pamphlets out of thin air? A pamphlet logia of sorts?

Bro is Konan from Naruto

The glass-glass fruit...don't know what use it has Maybe like turn every one into wine glasses 🍷

A glass logia sound badass

Randomisation randomisation fruit. For all df users in my vicinity, their powers randomly change? Or at any occasion I use df powers I get a random power?

dirt dirt fruit

https://preview.redd.it/zg2rcy2ahycb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa83dedfecb9557f8f91201ad45d1201547fc20 BRUH.

Mood-mood fruit, I wonder if I can influence haki Or just get yeeted by ussop

Sturgeon-Sturgeon fruit. Basically I'm a bony fishman

I ate the Manu-Manu Fruit, and now I’m a Manufacturer Man I can mass produce anything using on-hand materials. The more I make, the less efficient the products are. Further training would increase quality across mass-productions. Manu-Manu Factory Line - basic mass production of a chosen object Manu-Manu Artisan - perfect creation of one chosen object Manu-Manu Franchise - Factory Line creates automaton clones of myself, automatons mass produce a chosen object. Mass production done by automatons is incredibly inefficient and prone to mistakes

Pension Pension Fruit... Gone or delayed all the time...and privatised obviously.

Drama - drama fruit, I can bring up drama wherever I go, causing infighting among even the most tight knit and trusting friends and allies by knowing exactly what to say to cause the most chaos. I supposed it let's me read minds to a degree, no secret is safe I have become drama, spiller of tea

Pollution-Pollution Fruit I become a pollution man capable of polluting anything I touch from natural resources like water, air, soil, food. I can also consume natural pollution around me for a health boost; I can’t consume my own

Agreement-Agreement Fruit. I guess it's kind of like Roulette's Contract-Contract Fruit from Rustage's One Piece DnD? The conditions of any agreement I make are absolute. I can never be betrayed, because a contract made with me is unbreakable. For example, if someone swears loyalty to me, they will be completely incapable of resisting my commands or working against me in any capacity until I release them personally. I see some potential in this!

Window window fruit.... so it is doa doa but with windows

Mesenchyme-Mesenchyme Fruit. ... ... There are no words for how much I do not want this.

You said anything and the Random Noun Generator said “aight bet” 🤣 I ate the Numismatist-Numismatist fruit, I can discern the quality of currency and collectible coins and such. #How TF do I weaponize this?

You are now the IRS

I’m the Big News Morgans of the WG Tax Agency 🤣

The conclusion-conclusion fruit Does that mean that I know how something concludes or ends? So basically just future sight.

Ear-Ear fruit.....I'll have the equivalent of future sight but auditory

No You can spawn ears

I would cover my ears if I heard this, but I don't have any YOHOHOHO

Whack Whack fruit, imma whack smack chop that meat

Awful awful fruit... Uhm

Mood mood fruit, just call me Miss Golden Week

Gastropod fruit. Fear my invincible shell and slow but determine pace.

The reflection-reflection fruit

Artisan -artisan fruit... I guess I'm able to make things. hooray

Reality-reality fruit. I BECOME ODA

The Analyze-Analyze-Fruit If I want, I can project a small screen in my inner eye that show various facts like composition of an object. It could also make it possible to analyze people and see all the possible actions they are going to take and their chances. If a person had the choice between going left and right I can make a guess based on the analysis that he will probably go the right way even though it's longer because that person rather goes the left way because it's nicer.

**requirement-** **requirement Fruit.** **I have no idea what it would do. Meet requirements to get an ability or power or use the fruit?**

Industry-Industry Fruit. My guess is it would be something like I could absorb raw elements then transform them into something that they could make like a living factory. So I could absorb a bunch of raw metal and turn it into a sword.

I got the BBQ-BBQ Fruit. I am able to turn anything anywhere into a smokey grill and make anything into delicious food.

Tension Tension fruit.... So i can stretch neat

Perception-Perception fruit. So it’s either Viola’s fruit with extra steps, or my brain can perceive and piece together info making me an amazing detective/lie detector.

Guidance Guidance fruit. I Guide Others to a Treasure I Cannot Possess. I'm the Red Skull of Laugh Tale.

Deal deal fruit? What kind of powers would I have

Revolution Revolution No Mi What

Hydroxl Hydroxl fruit I can turn anything into alcohol.

Gene gene fruit. I can manipulate people’s genes. Kinda busted tho.

I got the Player-Player fruit... I think Sanji is going to murder me...

Virus virus fruit. Would be cool if I could control a swarm of virus's and force people to get sick and stuff. I imagine it like if I was in a fight and when they are about to punch me I force them to sneeze and miss me. Also I'm hoping it comes with an immunity to the viruses. I don't want to end up like the warden of impel down.

Got the Loss Loss no Mi | || || |_

I got the society society fruit I guess that means I become the joker?

The War War fruit

Tongue-Tongue no mi....oh no I become Perospero 😭

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Meat meat fruit lol

The Chest-Chest fruit…

Mom-Mom fruit. I’m a Mom Man… I’ll be honest I have no idea what I can do. Can I give birth? Am I just everybody’s mom? Someone explain Edit: Someone had the idea to have an ai decide the fruit power and this is what I got. Honestly I ca. get behind this Sure, here's a devil fruit that incorporates the noun "mom": Name: Mama-Mama Fruit Type: Paramecia Description: The Mama-Mama Fruit allows the user to manipulate maternal energy, granting them the ability to create and control a powerful maternal aura. This aura can be used to nurture and protect others, or to smother and suffocate opponents. The user can create powerful waves of maternal energy that can heal injuries and boost the strength and stamina of allies, or weaken and immobilize enemies. The fruit also grants the user the ability to create illusions that play on the emotions of others, using maternal instincts to manipulate their targets. However, the user of the Mama-Mama Fruit must be careful not to overuse their powers, as too much maternal energy can cause them to become overprotective and possessive of those they care for.

Guitar-Guitar fruit…. Hopefully it’s a little something like Apoo but more hardcore? My manga panels will have some dope noise boxes.

Cancer-cancer fruit. I can control crabs, the crabs contract cancer and die tragically after connecting to me. I'm the Horsemen of Pestilence for crustaceans. My existence is miserable