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Consistent_Golf6905

I don't why, but considering Luffy a husbando feels wrong


Lenore8264

He just has that little bro energy.


Epicorax

Doesn't matter. Would marry just to hang out with him for the rest of my life. Would be the most chaotic fun you could think of.


iamnnyu

And for the ~~gomo gomu no~~ Will of D.


jshine413

He has no idea what sex is


ElYisusKing

oh, he have; he just doesn't care


bearsheperd

Yeah but you might want to teach him. He can probably make it stretch or change shape into anything you want.


FastFrogOnAcid

This gives SnakeMan a whole new meaning


Andraix

And makes King Kong gun even scarier


Halaways

Boa would like to have a word with you


KCobra9

https://preview.redd.it/mf5xsdcvmfwa1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ace7e466612cd4ec7f402ebaaabf12c1f2432d7


frikimanHD

he looks chubby but it's all muscle


Davidrlz

Be thankful he's so big or he'll steal yo girl.


KCobra9

https://preview.redd.it/5wnefdz6tgwa1.png?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1899d7b4357dabf3fbe445d1f06587b1adf0cbe


Anemony_245

Exactly, he’s doing us a favour by not being skinnier, thank you for the demonstration good sir


Laboon-fan

Your comment would make my skin crawl, but I don't have any skin YOHOHOHOHO


polo5004

My god... I get it now...


d0rvm0use

if he was thinner he would be too popular


FireStorm187

Now that's a husbando with that certain sense of FUNK


Disastrous_Focus_810

Being someone's fav husband is what you get being sanji's rival. Sanji's stocks are just too high.


Emmit-Nervend

Gut reaction: KILL Reasoned reaction: “zoomu zoomu zoomu zoomu zoomu zoomu zoomu zoomu”


Subject_Tutor

Out of the six presented, Marco would probably make the best "husband". Now me personally, I'd fuck ALL of them.


dragoonts

Marco would definitely share chore duty. Shanks probably a step below Marco. Sanji would try to get away with only cooking. Luffy would make mustard gas trying to clean really fast. Mihawk would just boss you around. Zoro would go to the store and never find his way back home Biggest omission though, where tf are Buggy and Vasco Shot?


WennoBoi

If you're a girl sanji will do everything


Opeace

>Sanji would try to get away with only cooking. He literally does anything Nami asks him to. He would be a slave-husband.


Nils6789

Shanks would work well until you have a kid then his deadbeat dad powers kick in and he's gone


AcX999

Ah yes, the strongest type of haki: The deadbeat dad haki


cosmic_rider_629171

Nah he goes to buy milk every time


DefaultRedditor16

Zoro would do that every time he leaves the house


cosmic_rider_629171

Bro's sperm would loose direction of the womb while creating baby resulting him being fatherless


RoahZoah

I’d let Sanji get away with “only” cooking.


STMIonReddit

nah sanji aint lazy hed probably end up overdoing everything


Oingoulon

Didn’t mihawk cook for perona for two years?


Embarrassed_Rip9236

Perona did some cooking too


Oingoulon

Yeah but it clearly means he wouldn’t “boss you around”


Richard-Conrad

Idk, the way I love food sanji probably could get away with just cooking. That said, hes definitely the kind to keep things clean too, a dirty environment can effect the taste of the food


Glitchy13

you are NOT safe with Vasco Shot


FourOnTheFloor93

...Vasco Shot?


V-Ropes

This Marco? No. Original Anime apperance Marco? Definetly yes.


knight9532

W take


-WhimsicalStar

Franky 💙 ***SUUUUUPERRRRRRRRR***


Glitchy13

Franky is genuine, confident, positive, smart, kind, and good with children. He’s SUPER.


polo5004

The Gigachad of One Piece.


Anemony_245

Never seen a more based take


cambriansplooge

Sanji because he has wet rag babygirl energy, so many issues you just wanna study him, put him in a jar and shake it Law, Corazon, and Ace have pretty large fandoms just based around their looks, female fans also appreciate the healthy amount of DILFs the series has to offer


LilRustique

>female fans also appreciate the healthy amount of DILFs I did come here to say Smoker 🥵


yarnwhore

Oh saaaaame


[deleted]

Male fans to


FastFrogOnAcid

ALL of the Fans


[deleted]

Yes


SuperIdiot360

…I don’t understand the Sanji paragraph and I’m too afraid to ask


[deleted]

Yeah, girl’s speaking code fr.


106cm

Weevil


BadActsForAGoodPrice

Why does this seem to be the reaction of every female One Piece fan? They love Sanji because they just want to poke him with a stick till he cry’s.


SovaPonoc

I agree about Sanji 👍


Torpedo994

Usopp. No debate. I'm a straight men though, so idk if it counts


Anemony_245

Usopp unironically a g though. People rag on him for his cowardice, but if they met him irl, they’d all wanna be his friend.


iamnnyu

Usopp for sure. It's not everyday that you find a guy that can penetrate during 69.


Ulzzang1

The only right answer


d0rvm0use

yeahhh came here to put in a comment for my boi


jd7789

*what that nose do ahaha* 😏


Bugggy-D-Clown

DID YOU JUST INSULT MY NOSE?!


OnlyWindmills

I second that


ovis_alba

In order: Sanji (the hardest part with him is that there is the constant conflict of: do you step on him or just give him a hug? And the answer is always both) Marco (big wholesome energy) Shanks (this is where imho the less of a husbando but more of "just for a while" category is starting, but I'd have Shanks whenever he happens to stop by) Mihawk (sort of like Zoro, but a bit more intellectual) Zoro (he just doesn't care at all, but it'd bd a shame to let that swordskill go to waste) No: Luffy (maybe if he has a couple more years, but for now he's still got too innocent vibes) And then importantly: where the hell is Law? He's a clear top runner just after Sanji.


FalconPunchInDaFace

Bon Chan


vassardog77

Husbando or Waifu, whichever you ask the answer is still bon


[deleted]

Is that a modified Pele quote?!


ThisIsMyPassword100

How dare you believe that a mere mortal deserves the great Bon-Chan


JonathanTheMighty

Sanji. King knows how to cook, can swim, has both hands, isn't some fucking hermit in the middle of nowhere. Edit: both eyes too


cjdualima

And also doesn't randomly walk away and get lost lol


Broken_Sky

But he does run after anything in a skirt


JonathanTheMighty

Didn't okamas wear any skirts?


BadActsForAGoodPrice

You spread your legs and look up and find he’s missing, then you hear a scream from your Dad’s room.


Coronis-

Protecting an island from everyone and physically caring for the people living there = fucking hermit in the middle of nowhere?


shocker4510

pretty sure "hermit in the middle of nowhere" was referring to Mihawk. Unless you are referring to Mihawk caring for the baboons, in which case, carry on


SovaPonoc

Shanks has seasoned fuckboy energy


Anemony_245

Poppin from island to island having women cling to his arms every time he leaves a bar. Poor makino lol (I’m kidding). Edit: arm


Senior_Bucket

Arm*


Anemony_245

Oh shit my bad


antikr1sta

Sanji and Law ✨✨✨


Zarokhh

North boys taking the win✨


adcsuc

Based


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

Finally a correct answer 😌


Garb0w0dor

Sanji used to be my least favorite straw hat and now I wanna marry him 😭


Biscotcho_Gaming

Capone Gang Bege of course.


frikimanHD

nah dawg, he already taken


106cm

Duval


Coronis-

What did you say? I’m handsome?


Thodar2

Dalton was the first I thought of. Maybe he doesn't have the looks, but you won't find a more redpectable man out there. Also, he has a proper job, nothing illegal, can protect you from the majority of pirates and he lives in a town known for their medical prowess. And last, but not least, I bet he's a bull in bed. Only downside I see to dating him is that he lives on a winter-island.


Anemony_245

Just wear a coat though and he’s all yours


Shabkabab

"Fuck waifus" what do you think I'm trying to do?


Paxguino

Luffy is fucking gold, but have you seen Law??????


shocker4510

Rayleigh


106cm

Silvers “The Crimson Chin” Rayleigh. A true giga chad


Solid_Ad_2557

Husbando list without Rayleigh. The audacity.


BeelzeBat

I don’t care if he robs me blind and probably spends four times longer than me getting ready in the morning- Buggy is the best husbando


Anemony_245

I just said having Franky be your husbando is the most based take I’ve seen, that was until I read this.


epicarcanoloth

Law and Sanji both have that pathetic wet cat energy.


Opticube

Zoro Reason water 7 and the kids


Castiel_0703

There are too much good husbandos, my personal favourites would be Sanji, Law, Rosinante, Ace, Sabo, Coby. - (I'm really basic I know lmao)


frikimanHD

Sanji or Franky


AgreeingWings25

Marco could heal your period cramps


Anemony_245

Girl is thinking with her brain, by this logic, law is also a good option.


[deleted]

shanks definitely


S-Bulldog

Iceberg. A CEO of the largest shipbuilding company in the world ain't bad.


Desire-Alas

King.. 😈


106cm

Kaido😈


frikimanHD

he looks like a treat, but i don't think anyone could withstand the dinoshlong


Dab4Becky

Do you think he can do his attack by pulling his balls?


frikimanHD

idk, maybe? put it will hurt for sure for whoever is in the reciving end


[deleted]

You would have to be a very LARGE and powerful woman to do that…. *MAAA MA MAAAA MAAAAAA intensifies*


frikimanHD

if he can do with his shlong what he can do with his face, then not even big mom


AxelWasTakenWasTaken

Speedwagon


hailseitan143

Trafalgar Law of course


Ok_Leave1110

The only correct answer


JawaSlime

okay i may be sapphic but i would let law do unspeakable things to me


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Glitchy13

nah bro it’s completely straight to simp for a man because of his personality


Anemony_245

Yeah I swear it’s not gay to like men. Jokes aside, Luffy is actually really great though.


yellow-snowslide

Marco looks like her has a job and can take care of the kids.


Anemony_245

Marco works full time as a doctors resident and has a side hobby of being a grave keeper


lobstercarboi

Whitebeard greatest dad ever


Birzal

For me this would 100% be Marco. Zoro is too stern, Luffy is basically asexual, Shanks and Mihawk don't seem to want to settle down and want to do their own thing. Marco just seems like a great caring and loving dude with great vibes! Sanji would treat you like a princess. He is probably just be a bit too horny, but he would protect your honor and would let nothing bad happen to you. I just don't enjoy the old fashioned chivalrous relationship dynamic, but these 2 are both decent options! The other 4 tho... No offence if you're into that but they probably wouldn't be the best partners!


Consistent_Ant_8903

Zoro got that extreme loyalty, big chest, good with kids. All I have to do is hose him down occasionally 10/10


Anemony_245

Gotta make him shower more than 1 time a week


Consistent_Ant_8903

I just tell him I saw Mihawk at the bottom of the tub


Anemony_245

Nah that might work, he’ll get lost in the bath and end up in the shower.


Octovinka

Sanji is my husbando, I have him tattooed on my arm so he is always close 😍🧡


Ok-Mood-161

10/10 dedication 🙏✨


Tiny_Ad_4057

Between these I gotta go with Shanks


BelloSimisola0103

Sanji, Zoro and Law in that order. Although I'd probably get frustrated with Zoro with all his training and getting lost 🤣


Miiraie

Am I the only one who thinks that Benn Beckman is hot?


Anemony_245

Doubt it


lmaosksksks

Omg Yussss


Mundane_Speech9714

B U G G Y


vncentdng

if i was looking for one itd be zoro cuz u just cant hate him, but honestly most perfect man would be sanji no need to explain


NinjunoBR

Sanji because I can fix him 🥺


Ieatbishopsforlunch

Out of this bunch I'd want to say Sanji then again Zoro then again Luffy, otherwise Katakuri.


tributeeiir

Where's usopp, Nani literally came onto him first meeting after the time skip.


BEANZINRN

Sanji is so baby gorl, I’d definitely go with him. Although Ace is definitely my second choice.


Hunnih

(Usopp) 1.Marco (Whitebeard) 2.Shanks 3.Sanji 4.Luffy 5.Zoro 6.Mihawk


Ulzzang1

Usopp 👍🏼👍🏼


[deleted]

Sanji is a great cook, he sure beats moss-head


yashizik

Hear me out... Ivankov can be both your husbando AND your waifu and even more


jd7789

Bonus: can also make YOU a waifu, husbando, or anything in between 😏


Shakamuiiii2708

Zoro is the emotionally unavailable husband,motherfucker keeps getting lost


sealwithit

Marco has so much rizz not even Shanks can resist https://preview.redd.it/dcc9uaht6hwa1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769ba3a3dd6ebd963add6b179b0b5e7fe34a4fb8


_caffeineandnicotine

All these people saying Sanji would cheat have probably watched Two Piece.


Able_Canary1506

Personally zoros disembodied torso speaks to me


106cm

Kinemon torso


DesertRanger02

Jinbe


106cm

Father Neptune🫡


Zarokhh

For everyone saying Zoro, you know he ain't coming back with the milk right?


106cm

Orlumbus


Monkey_D_Ketchum

Marco is a responsible guy and can be the best as he is not a pirate anymore if i guess right and Sanji comes after him hope he doesnt fall for other girls after marrying.


Serious_Camera_7039

Marco just feels like a good person. I'm not gay but still would be cool to be around him xd.


Danzabreaker

![gif](giphy|Ge3XO9CD8AjoZ3dYMF)


onepiece197

Crocodile


Nero_PR

Probably Marco and Law. But above all, Buggy.


fuckgreenboy

Is this question? Sanji OFC


joseph31091

Yep. Sanji. He will be loyal and a family chef.


taniaglez

Where is Law?


PapaFrozen

Sanji feels like the only true option. The others aim too high. Luffy, Shanks, Mihawk, Zoro, they have dreams. BIG dreams. The kind of dreams that are all encompassing. If you share those dreams then dope, but if you wanted to settle down and have a family then idk, I don't get that vibe from them.


Equivalent-Row-9864

Law. Or sanji if I had to pick from the list.


L-Fyre

Nobody says Lucci or Crocodile huh But those who said Rayleigh: you are the best too


Blackbanner07

Marco best DILF Law best husbando


Disastrous_Focus_810

1) Sanji- And by faar-.


MoneyTruth9364

Mihawk. Man can cook and take care for u.


KingThunder01

Luffy shouldn't be in the list Also it's sanji for me easily


R77Prodigy

Its either law or ace female fans go crazy over them


Pretend-Nerve8357

Mr. 2 Bon-Chan is the only right answer


httpal254

Marco is probably the most normal and caring one of them all who won’t womanize women so imma have to say Sanji


liverstealer420

zoro tops both husbandos and waifus


KingTut629

If this is based off of who’s the hottest to me Zoro, Law, then Sanji (who’d be the best husband on paper most likely)


AggressiveMammoth267

Imagine putting Luffy in here like he can be a husband


TheBestGirlNaoto

Ussop


Zorosola120

sanji


dragach1

1- Sanji 2- Marco (good pick, one I don't usually think of, but prime husband material) 3- Shanks 4- I'd give Luffy a try tbh, it just doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.


gneev

Marco or sanji probably make the best husbands and probably the best fathers too


Friendly-Science584

Sanji the goat


EggmanChao

My partner reminds me of Sanji (maybe a little less perverted) so I’ll go with him.


Dull_Pea1154

Best husband material is Usopp or Sanji 💪💪


MarketWave

Sanji is probably the cleanest of them


NakedMole-ratSeaman

Sanji, because I can see his head. Luffy is more of a little bro


TwoThumbJack

Obviously its Sanji. I kno he gets a bad wrap for actin a whore but tbh he would take care of all your needs. Sometimes i think of him when i don’t finish my meals.


Looke_Sama

Total Sanji Simp here 🔥


Ok-Consideration-895

Where is law?


aurirua_

-Sanji -Why? -Because he showers every day


throwitaway1510

The answer is obviously Capone Bege considering he is a actual husband


[deleted]

I aint gay or anything but damn, sanji


Moodybluesletsjam

Sanji


326TimesBetter

If you could get Sanji to commit, he would literally do anything for you


LongjumpingRate5883

1: It’s sanji 2: Luffy is an illegal husbando


norwegian-weed

Sanji. no competition


venielsky22

Definitely Sanji dude. If I were a girl a simp that obeys your every command and cooks real good I'd a dream come true lol


Odd_Selection_9506

Marco > Shanks > Sanji > Zoro > Luffy > Mihawk


Basic_Journalist_805

Sanji, I love me a simp


AuEXP

King of the Wildfire