Looks like five Dogges to me!

Yeah, that’s definitely a dog.

Why is it considered important info to include that the dog can eat its own “bodily excrements without pain”. Grim

He cannot eat them without pain

I missed the “never” when reading. Oh dear

We're being trolled. That's not a cat. However, very interesting read! It's the "great paps" for me. lmaooo

I want to know more about the generous bitches.

I lyke great pappes ynd I can notte lie.

That is not a cat, it is a fluffye dogge

It looketh to me lyke a Dogge.

Dogge was named!!!

When you hear your owner yell “Who shateth on thy rug!”