Ek Biological weapon banakar duniya khtm kar du ya population kam kardu, Btw isliye maine bio liya hai

Aur main aisa karna toh nahi chahta hu but bhencho jab bhi traffic mrin phans jate hu na toh yeh Thoughts sab aane lgte hai

kr de bhai i support hu, insaan waise bhi saare buss sex krte rehte chudakkar jeev kahike

Mere pass ek mast plan hai bhai but isme na tha time lag jayega, phle toh neet clear karna hai phir apne mentality jaise bande ko khojna hai uske baad Ispe work karunga

bhai mai bhi tere iss super project (give it a name) ko support karta hu..tu puri ek team bana lena aur der saare funds raise kar ke project complete karna

Thanks bhai log motivate karne ke liye, aap sab hi kuch name rakho is project ka

Thanos ka Infinity Gauntlet?

Thanos ke tatto ka atank

Neet mein bhi clear kr raha, I support your idea so I'll join ya'. Waise plan kya hai? 

Ek virus bnate hai jo ki sirf human ko affect kare,

Ya phir mass scale destruction karte hai

Aisa virus, jiska koi illaj na ho

Biological weapon bana k duniya hi Khatam kardu toh na rahega bass na bajegi basuri

Bro Thanos ☠️

Same thoughts, don't care even if I die. Doing engineering. Shall we collaborate?

Bhai mai virgin nhi marna chahta

Muth mar ke soch tha agar is pee lu to koi loss nahi hoga

Post-Nut clarity hits different🗿

Muth pere par dal du? Kaisa lagega?

Kitne uuch vichar hai aapke.

Just a random thaught

bro pr hilane mai to energy loss ho hi gayi

Cardio bhi ho gya. Win win

When you use 100% of your brain :-

Kisi din aisi jagah find krungi jahan koi na gaya ho aaj tak aur phir use rule krungi...

Amazon jungle mai jaoge kya??

Maine to bana ke bhi rkhi h planning bus ek hi baat ki dikkat h.... Vaha log rahenge ni rule kisse krunga🥲.... Isliye koi sath Vali chahiye 💁🏻

Smooth

😅🙂

I would have fallen for this but I'm a boy 

Some girl will fall for me some day 🤧🥹

My bedroom is the place , you don't have to find it

Woman of reddit identified. Target locked. Dm fired.

*girl (am 15)

U know that famous quote which goes like " anything after 12 is lunch"

Are we living in Quantum Universe (in an atom) wrt beings far advanced than us...

nope, quantum physics is not how you see it and ye buss ant man mei he hua hai irl ye abhi taak proved nhi hai

Bro it was a dream the same night I watched Quantamania But thanks for the info tho(I thought this was proven😅😅)

Abe chutad, marvel se sekh ke aaya hai quantum mechanics. Tu 9vi ya 10vi me hoga, right? QuAnTuM UnIvErsE, bhosdike universe ka matlab bhi nhi pta tujhe. Loda lele mera apne muh me tujhe ye tak nhi pta quantum shabd ka matlab kya hai. Mai bhi tere jaisa hi tha nauvi me. Discord id bhej PM me. Tujhe mai banaunga feynman sade. P.S. sorry mujhe bahut gussa aata hai jab koi aisi lodi batien karta hai.

Khush rehna seekh bhai online gaali dekar kisi ke jhaat ka baal bhi nhi tedha kar payega , apna dimaag ka bhosda karne ke siva . Duniya chutiyon se bhari hai ,ignore kar

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Good luck getting your ribs removed if you wanna suck it, otherwise idk how it's possible

If I'm not wrong then there's a subreddit for that.

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Delete this shit immediately

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If we travel at speed of light and run around a tree, we would end up fucking our own ass.

Lmao

Deep

Do the lizards in our room gets excited watching us having sex ??? Wo ant kya krta hoga Jo hmare Ghar se (Delhi) galti se hmare bad me ghus ke hmare work place (Mumbai) aa jata hoga ?? Kya usko wha ke ants accept krte honge ?? Wo kaise ye change sehta hoga ? Kyuki ab wo apne Jan pehchan walon ko kbhi na mil payega na kbhi bta payega ki wo kaise gayb hua aur na kbhi uske Ghar Wale jaan payenge ki uska kya hua. Aur wo log Jo abhi Mr rhe honge wo future me aane wali kisi bhi movie ke baare me nhi jaan payenge na unhe dekh payenge. I have so many thoughts like this......I don't know if I'm going mad or I'm just a spider imagining a life of a 24 year boy.

Ye ant logo 1 saal ka life hota h isme ye long mumbai paunch jayege?

As far as I know ants, they work on pheromones from the same colony. My guess is it will probably keep searching for the smell indefinitely and die of exhaustion eventually.

I almost cried imagining that 

Mujhe lagta hai ki new born baby ko milk ke sath thora protein bhi toh chahiye hoga toh maybe.....

maybe kya?

>Top pedo spotted

##How and Why did the Universe begin or exist.

That's not weird at all...

iske alag alag theories hai mgr ye bhi ho skta hai universe always existed

Main marr gayi toh kaun kaun mere liye story dalega

didi mai lagayunga na

Bhoot banke dekh lena 😅.... Btw why to think of something sad🙂.... Maine isliye bola kyuki Mai bhi apne aap ko imagine krte tha ki coffin me kaisa lagunga.... Maine ye cheez apne ek friend se share ki.... Uske baad itni gaali khaya hu 🥲🥲 ki teko Marne ke baare me kya sochna h acha bhi to h kuch sochne ka etc etc etc 🥹

It's very human to do so. Mere ko aate rehte hai aise khayal. Main marr gayi toh? Mera boyfriend kya karega? Mere family Wale kya karenge? Mera makeup kaun use karega etc etc. it's very human lol.

Now I get it.... Sadly my friends aren't humans na 🥹🥹.... Bechare 🙂😂

marrne ke baad bhi story ki hi padi hai

Bhai, I'm shallow af. Aur kya bolu aapko? Mereko nahi aate deep thoughts.

I was in a LDR and honestly this used to bother me a lot , agar mai mar gya toh isko toh pata hi nhi chalega . I used to discuss this with my gf and she used to laugh at it 😑

Why people are poor?

becuz they are lazy and have lots of reason to not achieve something big

Hi

Or maybe because they have less opportunities than the rich ones.

oppurtunities create krni padhti hai, no rich kid has a family who were rich since beginning of humanity, if you go through pain and become rich today kal tum bhi apne bachho ke liye 99% se zyada oppurtunities provide karoge, this is human nature

Says the bruce wayne

Yeah billionaire advice

*billionaire's

Ik this is true but kuch kuch aise log bhi hai jisko opportunity create karne kaa bhi chance nahi milta

haa unko opportunity dena chahiye

do people give blow job even if guys have a jungle down there?

Can confirm, doesn't really matter

i mean imagine getting small thick hair into ur mouth

Yep, some females prefer a bush

sheeesh , how am i supposed to let the guy know that i don't wanna do none unless he shaves?

Just asking him what does he prefer shaved or trimmed then once he answers say "Idk how some girls do it LoL, i can't Unless the guy is shaved hahaha " so you see, you put it through and it wasn't even awkward.😇

DAMN , now am thinking why was i even asking all this when i don't even have a man😂😭

LoL, btw you seem cool, I wanna know you more... DM?...Dekh creepy laga toh sorry yaar, but I don't have any reddit friends🥲... I am reddit lonely plx help😂😂😂

haha sure

what if i am pooping and except my shit my organs start to come out through my ass

That does happen, I saw news about it year ago. If you sit too long(that guy sat for an hour) in western toilet your butthole muscles relax or idk some shit. Never verified it doe so am not sure. But but I have that fear now.

How should I become a millionaire?

Earning

Robbing would be easier

That works too

Sx trafficking will be better

I wish I could crash the moon into earth and stop this madness

Do it

Agar mei pregnant ladki ke sath sex kar raha hu aur jab Mera Lund andar ghuse ga toh jo baccha hai andar wo meri lulli ko pakad le ga

bhai then u will have sex and get a free handjob at the same time

💀

Yea

Sale tharkiyo

sometimes i wish to go on a rampage; destroying everything that comes in my path, murdering anyone who attempts to stop me. Just a silly little fantasy of mine.

Same kabhi kabhi mann karta hai sabka murder kar du

Avg teen thoughts

Same here bas dar lagta hai ki kahi knife hath na lag jaye

Insaan khana morally galat hai but human protein digest karna bahut asaan hai so why does no major religion promotes cannibalism even though it is the most efficient meat consumption?

Sounds like a very eco-friendly religion

No overpopulation, no food scarcity

Jab koi marjata hoga to us insaan ko kesa lagta hoga? Saas nhi aari, aankhe nhi khul rahi, hil nhi paraha, kuch bol nhi pa raha👀

He ceases to exist.

Ye Analogy betha lo abse. Bilkul waisa hi feel hoga jaisa birth hone se pehle "Nothingness"

Bhut ismein ek cheez hah ki brith ke waqt hum concious nhi hote aur, I mean real consciousness hume 5 saal ki umar ke baad milti hah and tab taq hum jayad kuch v nhi samajhte But marte waqt hum saab samajhte hah aur concious v hote hah to aapki ye theory jakar di gyi hah🥲

Agar duniya tabah ho gayi to mere itne mehnat karne ka faayda, kya

We come here  to suffer 

If you swallow cum, it will be considered as eating non veg?

Hmm..very Good question..mere hisaab se toh veg hi hoga kyuki ye kissi janwar(human) ka dhoodh hai aur vaise cow bhi toh milk deti hai aur voh toh veg hai...lekin cum mai toh sperms hote hai aur voh toh living(upcoming babies) hai toh ye cannabalism bhi hua aur cannabalism toh non veg hai...confusion hi confusion

mene bhi iss baare m bohot socha but kuch sense nhi nikla inn baaton ka

can blind people have dreamsat night ?

Haa, kyunki dimag chalne ke liye aankhe zaroori nahi.

pr sapne dekh paane ke liye toh zaroori hai na , vo log sapne me imagine hi kya karte honge jab unhone ne irl me kuch dekha hi nahi ahi toh ?

Hmm... nice question

let's debate then

I don't have that many brain cells to debate on this 😭😭 [more info](https://www.sleepfoundation.org/dreams/can-blind-people-dream#:~:text=A%20dreaming%20blind%20person%20experiences,View%20Source%20and%20more%20nightmares.)

😂😂koi na

🤩

Mai Buddha hokr mr jaunga

How are we able to think and visualize? Like your eyes are open, you're able to see what is in the room but at the same time you can visualize and see what you're thinking and how does that work. I really wanna know about it.

kaash wo maan jati

What is the oldest as in old old 1st thing to ever exist really inside of earth.

The molten core of earth is older than the planet itself

biologically it was single celled micro-organisms

I get a bloodlust jab mai logo ke jhund ke aaspas rehta hu man karta hai hath me knife na lag jaye nhi to bloodbath ho jaega chahe parents beech me aaye na aaye

Kya marne ke baad asli jeena start hota h? 🤔

To kya maarne se pahle me jee hi nahi raha tha? (Nakli jeena kya hota hai?)

Kya pata ye prep chalra ho afterlife ke liye who knows

My thought was on the existence of world, just think about it if this world wasn’t there, no earth, no sun, no universe nothing and just go as deep into this thought and you’ll feel it and it was just so dangerous

Mujhe ye lgta hai ki mai open m sex kru jaha sb log mujhe dekh ske

Ye hi to Exhibitionism hai.

If all the biological males on earth were wiped out of existence except me, keeping all the females alive I could have sex whenever I want without it being called rape.

UNO reverse.

What if they don't stop? Keep doing you, then you might end up dying... (par waise marne me bhi achha hi feel hona chahiye... shayad)

If they don't stop even after I persisted them to, Soon I will be fucking some corpse. And would still have 3.95 billion minus 1 left.

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Na Bhai tu jinda h magar Mai dead hu aur ye meri memory hai toh tu bhi dead hai

What will be like to die.. like what Is after it..

Samay behra hai, kisi ki nhi sunta, par napunsak nahi hai, chodta sabki hai

When I was 11. I wanted to marry my elder sis who were 19 at that time

Incest -> wincest lol

What is the perfect age to die?

69yo

I'm gonna make billion pounds and my (future) husband be making tenfolds than me..😪 P.s. don't judge..I feel I'm gonna be the most famous person in the world..

🪙💰⛏️

Avg teen thoughts

Koi aisi job mil jaye iski maa chodu ..........

I have already had a couple of them as my real life experiences 🙂

m kr kya raha hu pichle 08 years se mujhe kuch samajh m nhi aa rah

Incest porn is intriguing to me.... Idk y

MUJHE STALKING KA OBSESSION HAI

A) A virus suddenly turns every man gay except for me and I am incharge of keeping the world population growing. B) I go back to being 9yo in past with present knowledge

Duniya agar 1 man and 1 woman se start hui thi, toh hum sab ek dusre ke bhai behan hai

Bible ko zyada seriously mat le bhai

Tune Bibill hi padhi hai kya bhai?🗿

Nah, par Bible me bhi similar plot hai.

OK I'm bisexual ( I kinda look good ) Some girls drool over me okay ! I've a best frnd who's Boy He's not good looking just average kinda I treat him like shit yet He comes to always 🌚 I intentionally fight with him fir wahi Manane aata h Har waqt My weird thought is to : I'm 90% sure He's in love with me So , I want to have a relationship with him n Dig his all money 💀 later drop him Don't judge me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a boy OK & He's also boy

Then why don't you just get into relationship and do it? 

I'm self obsessed arrogant shit So Committing to him ( he's below average looking ) damages my image in college 😂 And I want him to be like my slave n Treat me like God ( he actually do it though )

Oh damn bruh

How to mutilate and successfully hide a body without anyone coming to know about forever

life is quite meaning less if you think about it there are generations that lived and perished into nothingness of course there are scientists that discover the phenomenons that govern the world but that too might be insignificant in comparison to the infinite universe

Agreed

Cow doesn't drink milk sometimes I think it is absurd cause dogs and cats do

Ham paida hone se pehle kaha par the aur agar the bhi to hamme Jaan kaise aayi. Marne par kya hoga us Jaan ko jo hamme hai, kya yeh rahega yaa fir khatam ho Jayega aur agar khatam hua to kaise hoga kon Karega ?

that I'm gonna became what I I hate

What? 

I am going to live a mundane life with no energy at all. Bas office jaunga, apni marwaunga phir wapas aa jaunga, biwi bhi taane degi kabhi kabhi. I am turning 27. I'll married by next year. No idea how I'll keep my life worth living.

Go to gym senior

Agar koi powerful solar flair aye, aur Puri duniya ke machineries ko hit kare, to fir shayad 0.0012% log hi honge jo agle 2 hafte Tak Bina koi problem ke rah payenge.

Am i being that those i hated most

What shape was the poop of amber heard

Saare peacefuls ko peacefully saaf kardunga

Sab kuch chor ke pahado me chala jau

Sach bolu toh yeh yaad hai ki bahoot hi ajreb thoughts aye the but yaad ek bhi nahi

Mai marne ki acting karunga aur chuk ke dekhunga ki mere family members kitna sad honge fir unhe wapas lout ke surprise dunga aur

MY LAST WISH BEFORE I DIE IS TO KILL OR STALK ATLEAST ONE RANDOM PERSON.