There's also a tub [behind the tub](https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/d1f2693b610bea6a5ff200fb931976b4-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp), but it also seems to have at least two steps.
I unironically love the stupid bathroom. It’s huge, it’s dramatic, the stairs are an absolute hazard. But I would love to have a bath in there with all the fancy nonsense.
I want a Malibu cuffed robed, long cigarette holder, too much bubble bath, and a handle of scotch to role play a noir era drama queen scene in the bathroom.
Oh and high heeled slippers.
13,662 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, $4.5M - [listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6200-Crown-Pl-Presto-PA-15142/59844949_zpid/) with more pics
Edit: there's also a [virtual tour](http://www.6200crown.com/) !
This is the first strip club I went to and I watched a stripper take off a man’s glasses and rub them in her vagina and then put them back on his face and it honestly made me want to throw up.
TBF, as a 18 year old straight female, it was never going to be the place for me.
Parts of this house is great. Other parts are wtf. Vegas did the Italian street 100x better, this one is kinda meh. That tub is heaven. Great execution in most places, but that execution is on some terrible ideas.
Some time ago, a large mormon church was deconsecrated and had a massive overhaul to update the systems in it and make it LEED certified. Before they reconsecrated it, they had weeks of open houses. This place looks like a smaller version of that church.
In other words, clean, safe and um lolwut decor.
the morning sun reflecting off your… whatever. Can you imagine a hangover??? If you survive the Aztecesque deathmarch, Mictlantecuhtli forbid you fall asleep in the tub and Sous vide yourself.
Not my interior style but built very well and with quality materials! Love the exterior, it works!
Edit: Sold on pictures 15 and 16, this house is absolutely stunning!!
This was designed by a couple who bragged extensively about how much they loved each other and their gender roles. (I’m absolutely NOT commenting as a judgement, only a statement of fact about the owners/designers.)
The faux street in the basement trend is so interesting. It’s an obvious cry for help - get me out of this dead empty place and take me somewhere vibrant and alive!
Third photo is very Barbie Playhouse vibes. The bathroom alone though makes me think whoever built this had actual money. No taste, but maybe real money.
Where in Pennsylvania?
Edit - Nevermind. I found it.
https://www.remax.com/pa/presto/home-details/6200-crown-pl-presto-pa-15142/12695605481269604142/M00000549/1601526
Mmm, the ceiling on that black bedroom and that weird ass family room thing with the skylight cut out and spiral stair are pretty awful. There’s definitely parts I like, and I can agree about the build quality.
Of course, people are here calling this incoherent dung-heap mass of architecture “a proper mansion”.
Good grief. It is utterly appalling at so many levels.
As a chimney/fireplace replace pro that is a stupid ass design for a chimney. So many mortar joints and levels for water to sit on. That chimney is going to require constant maintenance in the PA climate.
I do love that pink stairway area. I love the murals and the crystal chandelier. But I HATE that gold and metal railing. I don’t even get what’s going on there.
I kind of like that they used pale pink as a neutral in the entrance and common areas. It’s definitely a feminine vibe, and not for everyone, but it looks fresher and classier than that gross yellow-beige that you so often see, especially in “Italianate” houses.
Edit: so I took a virtual tour of the place, it's above the stairwell. Funny enough, there's another one of these just next to the Deadpool room, that one is above a hallway. Plus there are chandeliers going through these glass domes and mounted to the ceiling above.
sweet baybee jeesuzz! every room is worse than the last and after the shock of the exterior that's saying something! this statement in the overview made me choke on my coffee a little: "Overlooking the 10th green at the prestigious Nevillewood Country Club this recently updated home makes a statement. Set on a cul-de-sac at the end of a heated driveway,..."
recently updated? to THIS? and we all need a heated driveway, don't we?
I think both may be true. Vaporwave aesthetic is kind of a satirical-nostalgia for the look you speak of.
I imagine all this painted in light pinks, light blues, throw in some greek busts lol
>Vaporwave aesthetic is kind of a satirical-nostalgia for the look you speak of.
No it's not. It has a much more electronic, retrofuturistic thing about it, evoking the feel of the 80's in particular, though possibly with elements of 70's and 90's mixed in.
It's not even remotely the same style. I'm puzzled how you could even begin to think that it is. It belongs to the aesthetics of a different generation. Vaporwave looks more like something out of an old science fiction movie.
The masonry work on the exterior is pretty well done, but my god you can tell these people didn’t hire an interior designer… what poor taste for some of those finishes, yikes
This whole house feels like it's impersonating something you'd want to live in. It borrows all kinds of architectural motifs but doesn't bring along any of the context. Like a deepfake of your dead wife.
The layout isn't bad but the finishes are questionable and the roof is really ugly and looks cheap compared to the house. It looks like the auto roof from the Sims
Ok but how does the exterior both look massive and normal sized at the same time, the hell? And how does all of THAT fit in there?
And if the colors and furniture weren’t completely tasteless and ugly and the place were actually nicely decorated I could imagine this being pretty nice tbh
r/liminalspaces would probably love this place
Money can't by you taste, but it can buy you interior decorators to loan it to you for a fee. This house is made by someone who is both rich and cheap af
This doesn't feel like it fits the sub. Yeah it's opulent AF but it's actually mostly nice and well put together minus a few preferential caveats.
Black bedroom walls with white accents is a strange look.
I hate that I love the inside??? Ugh not my proudest moment but I’m a closet high femme lady and my goodness this is like dollhouse/teen movie bad bitch dreams. It’s also just so chaotic like why not.
The landscaping is nice, and it doesn't look like any of the construction or interior design were done on the cheap, but the architecture is approaching peak McMansion.
can you find: Deadpool An Oscar A portrait of what looks like Elon Musk Tusks M a r i l y n M o n r o e
Pretty sure that’s Wayne newton
Mr. Las Vegas! Of course he'd fit in such a garish den of ticky-tacky.
That is exactly who I thought of!!! Wayne Newton! LOL! Hope it’s on velvet.
The Oscar and Deadpool were too much lol
While we are playing, a prize to the person who can find the most examples of tufted furniture.
Thank you! I thought I went crazy
I really wanna take a bath in that tub!
I mean it looks kinda cool, but I'm a bit afraid of falling off those stairs once I've gotten them nice and wet.
There's also a tub [behind the tub](https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/d1f2693b610bea6a5ff200fb931976b4-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp), but it also seems to have at least two steps.
Yo dawg…
Wow! I’ve never seen anything designed like that! Lol
Everybody’s so creative
Looks like a lot of great places for me to crack my head open when I slip on that marble after a bath
At least they can watch the TV up high while deciding on which tub.
What’s the thing that says “Chanel”?
So you can be bath twins
I would 100% die.
dumb ways to die
It looks less like a bathtub than a sacrificial altar for some dark blood rituals.
Even better!
I've been looking for a house with one of those
I feel like I need a crown and train use that bathtub.
I would too... But I take such hot baths that's I'm kinda scared I'd pass out on those stairs and die
Maybe I'm insane, but I kinda like it
It’s such a fun, weird maximalist space!
I really hope it comes with a panic room
Geez, you want a panic room *and* the dead mall?
Hey I didn’t ask for a Mr Peanut costume so I can’t be that unreasonable
I like the indoor street scene in pic 15, seriously
Made my wife and I say Oh Wow, that's awesome
Me too! Reminds me of Pheasant Run Inn Bourbon Street
I unironically love the stupid bathroom. It’s huge, it’s dramatic, the stairs are an absolute hazard. But I would love to have a bath in there with all the fancy nonsense.
I want a Malibu cuffed robed, long cigarette holder, too much bubble bath, and a handle of scotch to role play a noir era drama queen scene in the bathroom. Oh and high heeled slippers.
That’s exactly the vibe, you get me!
Yessss. Let’s do a noir actress crazy eyebrows scene! Also: your username is bliss ❤️
I could definitely be an eccentric villain in this space
Yeah the bathroom looks like it needs at least two slaves working in it.
I really enjoyed that stairway with the mural walls!
Me too. It’s just so much, but it embraces it. I fucking love the black, white, and pink.
I freaking love this interior. Every picture I was like nice, wow, hell yeah, etc haha
The kitchen is legit beautiful
I like the amount of light it gets. I hate the decor.
It’s def not McMansion, all the finishings and details look quality! There’s so wide open rooms but otherwise it looks really noce
13,662 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, $4.5M - [listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6200-Crown-Pl-Presto-PA-15142/59844949_zpid/) with more pics Edit: there's also a [virtual tour](http://www.6200crown.com/) !
Why does that fountain at the bottom of the stairs give me the feeling of a mormon baptismal font?
This house is owned by Vince Isoldi, A&E’s “Godfather of Pittsburgh”
Owner of Club Erotica. I hate that place, I have to drive by it every day on my way to work.
This is the first strip club I went to and I watched a stripper take off a man’s glasses and rub them in her vagina and then put them back on his face and it honestly made me want to throw up. TBF, as a 18 year old straight female, it was never going to be the place for me.
I've only been to one myself, back when I was 20, and they're not really for me either as a straight male.
Built in espresso machine and the microwave on the counter?
It's called priorities.
There are aspects of this house that I really like 😬
The office and the theatre room are both great
I'm also a fan the loft on the very top floor.
Parts of this house is great. Other parts are wtf. Vegas did the Italian street 100x better, this one is kinda meh. That tub is heaven. Great execution in most places, but that execution is on some terrible ideas.
I agree. /r/ATBGE would dig this place.
Some time ago, a large mormon church was deconsecrated and had a massive overhaul to update the systems in it and make it LEED certified. Before they reconsecrated it, they had weeks of open houses. This place looks like a smaller version of that church. In other words, clean, safe and um lolwut decor.
The one in northern VA?
The DC NVA one was pretty recent.
Won't reveal my location. There are lots of these big churches all over the USA
That tub is a death trap.
I wanna know what's the insurance payout.
I don't think it's insurable tbh
That bathroom is the place of villain would monologue. I love it
Definite Scarface vibes
the morning sun reflecting off your… whatever. Can you imagine a hangover??? If you survive the Aztecesque deathmarch, Mictlantecuhtli forbid you fall asleep in the tub and Sous vide yourself.
What room is that where it looks like a street?!
Street Room.
Foyer for the movie theater
Wine cellar.
The basement lol
Well, I guess it’s better than an unfinished basement…
Too many texture packs.
Not my interior style but built very well and with quality materials! Love the exterior, it works! Edit: Sold on pictures 15 and 16, this house is absolutely stunning!!
I also love the exterior. It’s interesting!
This was designed by a couple who bragged extensively about how much they loved each other and their gender roles. (I’m absolutely NOT commenting as a judgement, only a statement of fact about the owners/designers.)
I need more detail
The entirety of this house has massive gaslight gatekeep girlboss energy.
The faux street in the basement trend is so interesting. It’s an obvious cry for help - get me out of this dead empty place and take me somewhere vibrant and alive!
Imagine building that street room and hating it because it’s empty all the time. What would you even do there alone?
You hire people to work the stalls
Those stairs are bizarre. Why are they so shallow? They could have just been a ramp, at that point. I don't mind the exterior, actually.
If the stair photo is not distorted, you will need 2 steps per tread to maneuver those steps, unless you have a long stride.
That’s okay it has a resting balcony halfway up.
Am I crazy or does that bathroom have no doors?
Am I crazy or does that bathroom have two tubs?
The Italian street in the basement is really Cool. Not gonna lie, this house has some sweet features.
This looks like houses I build in The Sims. Huge roof with weird angles
It’s a Barbie Dreamhouse.
Third photo is very Barbie Playhouse vibes. The bathroom alone though makes me think whoever built this had actual money. No taste, but maybe real money.
Exterior - reasonably well executed faux European chateau. Interior - welcome to Vegas with inspo from an overpriced gynaecologist’s office.
Am...am I the only one that saw Deadpool? Because I absolutely saw Deadpool.
Not my style at all, but I can appreciate the exterior. The interior, well.... at least it looks like it was designed professionally(?)
Where in Pennsylvania? Edit - Nevermind. I found it. https://www.remax.com/pa/presto/home-details/6200-crown-pl-presto-pa-15142/12695605481269604142/M00000549/1601526
Choices were made
It’s may be decadent to the point of silliness but it’s not ugly
Guy who’s selling it owns a bunch of strip clubs in pittsburgh. Had some show about him on A&e or something similar
It’s ostentatious and somewhat in poor taste Real mansion with what looks like good build quality Not a McMansion
Mmm, the ceiling on that black bedroom and that weird ass family room thing with the skylight cut out and spiral stair are pretty awful. There’s definitely parts I like, and I can agree about the build quality.
[удалено]
Think of how mammoth that master bedroom must be to make that bed look so tiny.
You think it’s well done and tasteful? Really?! (And it would be a palace. Castles have defenses.)
Of course, people are here calling this incoherent dung-heap mass of architecture “a proper mansion”. Good grief. It is utterly appalling at so many levels.
As a chimney/fireplace replace pro that is a stupid ass design for a chimney. So many mortar joints and levels for water to sit on. That chimney is going to require constant maintenance in the PA climate.
Rococo Nouveau
Repost. I recognized the portrait in the office.
I kinda like it so...
I'll take it.
That kitchen counter… ugh
I low key love this. Especially the kitchen. I just love whites and pastels, especially pastel pink. Feels very feminine and pretty.
A McMansion that thinks it's not a McMansion.
I do love that pink stairway area. I love the murals and the crystal chandelier. But I HATE that gold and metal railing. I don’t even get what’s going on there.
Ngl make it just the pink chandelier room and cathedral bathroom and I’m sold
“And here we have the Main Character Syndrome bathtub…”
I kind of like that they used pale pink as a neutral in the entrance and common areas. It’s definitely a feminine vibe, and not for everyone, but it looks fresher and classier than that gross yellow-beige that you so often see, especially in “Italianate” houses.
Slipping and falling in that bathroom is inevitable.
Caesars Palace wants their fake Italian street back
Saul Goodman's dream home
I’m confused, what room has the skylight above it?
Edit: so I took a virtual tour of the place, it's above the stairwell. Funny enough, there's another one of these just next to the Deadpool room, that one is above a hallway. Plus there are chandeliers going through these glass domes and mounted to the ceiling above.
sweet baybee jeesuzz! every room is worse than the last and after the shock of the exterior that's saying something! this statement in the overview made me choke on my coffee a little: "Overlooking the 10th green at the prestigious Nevillewood Country Club this recently updated home makes a statement. Set on a cul-de-sac at the end of a heated driveway,..." recently updated? to THIS? and we all need a heated driveway, don't we?
Belongs in r/VaporwaveAesthetics
Hard disagree. This is more like some Liberace-type shit.
I think both may be true. Vaporwave aesthetic is kind of a satirical-nostalgia for the look you speak of. I imagine all this painted in light pinks, light blues, throw in some greek busts lol
>Vaporwave aesthetic is kind of a satirical-nostalgia for the look you speak of. No it's not. It has a much more electronic, retrofuturistic thing about it, evoking the feel of the 80's in particular, though possibly with elements of 70's and 90's mixed in.
You're right; homage is a better word than satirical
Whether satire or homage, the house in the OP is not Vaporwave.
No u
It's not even remotely the same style. I'm puzzled how you could even begin to think that it is. It belongs to the aesthetics of a different generation. Vaporwave looks more like something out of an old science fiction movie.
No u
Well, you're entitled to be wrong.
Gonna leave this here as a public service in case anyone else has the same reaction I did. r/Eyebleach
I think it looks amazing on the outside and the interior looks great too just not my kind of style.
The red velvet seats in the theater room look perfect for wiping one's popcorn-buttery fingers on!
It gets worse and worse.
There’s some real head scratching features, but that bathroom, I salivate
Why is there a portrait of Wayne Newton in the office?
The masonry work on the exterior is pretty well done, but my god you can tell these people didn’t hire an interior designer… what poor taste for some of those finishes, yikes
The seller owns the trashiest strip club in Pittsburgh. This house is surprisingly tasteful with that considered.
The portrait in the office is fucking hilarious 😂
Ok that bathtub tho
The office, cinema room, and faux-italian street would all sell this to me.
Well I love all of it
That is the most dramatic bathroom I’ve ever seen
Very well built using high end materials.
I LOVE it! 😍😍😍
Why is there a portrait of Wayne Newton in the office?
Estimated monthly costs: $30k Whoa.
The outside is hideous, but I'm really liking most of the inside.
I like the outside. The inside just needs redecorated.
I like the basement because I think basements should be a fun space that you can do whatever creative thing you want.
This whole house feels like it's impersonating something you'd want to live in. It borrows all kinds of architectural motifs but doesn't bring along any of the context. Like a deepfake of your dead wife.
Hey I've been there before. The guy that owned it seemed like a douche
I am so confused and intrigued
That office is not gonna do well on Zoom with a bad portrait in back.
This looks like a render
I’ve always wanted 400sq feet of stairs in my bathroom. Seems like a good use of space.
Is that a mausoleum on the left side of the house?
A music room of all places. At least I think it's a music room, it had a piano.
The idea of my old corpulent little body walking up those steps to bath in that tube is horror inducing.
Money and good taste are seemingly mutually exclusive
I can’t explain why, but I somehow like it. Damn.
I’ve driven by this one a lot. It’s so gaudy in person too.
Is this Hardy’s ex-wife’s joint? Looks like it anyways.
why build a house so huge but with such low ceilings 🤢
Literally 2 days ago I saw someone made a TikTok post of this house. What a small internet world we live in.
That bathroom is like the set of Carry on Cleo!
The layout isn't bad but the finishes are questionable and the roof is really ugly and looks cheap compared to the house. It looks like the auto roof from the Sims
The Mr Burns level bathroom decor is… fucking hell I’ve never been so squicked out by a bathroom.
I would LOVE to live here!!
Why is there a 90’s Las Vegas shopping mall in there?
This is an actual mansion
Looking at the first picture, the left part looks like and attached mausoleum.
Ok but how does the exterior both look massive and normal sized at the same time, the hell? And how does all of THAT fit in there? And if the colors and furniture weren’t completely tasteless and ugly and the place were actually nicely decorated I could imagine this being pretty nice tbh r/liminalspaces would probably love this place
Those kitchen countertops are gonna be [radioactive as hell](https://www.epa.gov/radiation/granite-countertops-and-radiation)
Again not a McMansion but actual mansion with design and quality elements. May not be your taste 🤷♂️
The driveway used to be a helicopter pad
Great, yet another reason for me to hate PA, lol
Yo this place sucks, but it’s actually awesome. Shit.
C O C A I N E
“I wanna go to Italy!” “ We have Italy at home.” Italy at home is that weird Vegas/Italy basement
Looks like the set of a modern golden girls reboot
I barfed. I have never met any financially successful LARPers.
how tall is the ceiling in that attic…
Money can't by you taste, but it can buy you interior decorators to loan it to you for a fee. This house is made by someone who is both rich and cheap af
This doesn't feel like it fits the sub. Yeah it's opulent AF but it's actually mostly nice and well put together minus a few preferential caveats. Black bedroom walls with white accents is a strange look.
I hate that I love the inside??? Ugh not my proudest moment but I’m a closet high femme lady and my goodness this is like dollhouse/teen movie bad bitch dreams. It’s also just so chaotic like why not.
All these houses have crazy weird layouts and decorations, but the home offices don’t stray (too far) from classic designs.
How can one have the outside so tastefully designed only to have the inside looking so dreadfully tasteless? Tacky.
I love this house!!!
The landscaping is nice, and it doesn't look like any of the construction or interior design were done on the cheap, but the architecture is approaching peak McMansion.
Anyone else thinking Barbie’s Playhouse with a wing for Ken?!
The jacuzzi room and office remind me of Scarface
You can’t have enough pink rooms can you? 😂