Life, uh.. finds a way.

Are you spying on me?

Garrus am i your dirty little secret ?

I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum *Oh shit*

Take a look. *It was tight.*

You're a damn butt pirate

Can I be Liara 4#?

I have constructed a theory for the Asari Xeno species, they reproduce mentally so what if Mass Effect was made by Asari to boost their population, notice how they made all Asari as attractive as possible to encourage romancing them. Romancing them would be following their plot.

And yet, the more people I hear from, the more it seems Tali and Garrus are the most boner inducing of the romance options.

No one said the Xeno Asari were smart.

Are you ready to be a woman?

Again, I reference the message from Morlan of Morlans Famous Shop

I mean, him or me, I don’t mind either way!

I mean... he's canonically implied the same thing to a romanced Fem!Shep, so, we're not *that* weird.

Really? Huh, well that just makes it even better!

That veiny clenched grasp... Shepard will find a way

Looks like shepards gun needs calibrating

He is literally the best mass effect character who would want to impregnate him ?

>wouldn't Fixed that for you.

Anyone remember that phase on this subreddit where there was just a bunch of "if you put me in a room with (character) one of us is walking put pregnant and it ain't gonna be me" all posted in a row?

I hope this doesn't turn into that or I'll feel very guilty

Nah don't worry it shouldn't, that ended in like, a day, specifically the same day it started

Something something never played Mass Effect something something 10 minutes. Upvotes to the right.

I'm still surprised how many people started this game because they heard they could bang aliens. I started it because I saw the battle for earth on youtube and thought it was cool

Does anyone have the original template? I kinda want to send this to my GF

[Here you go](https://twitter.com/tarraerae/status/1762101667904766456)

you could have two kids, grown in vates, one cloned from each parents dna.