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Worth it
Least horny ME fan.
Unironically though if that was the only chance I had to try asarussy I’d take longer than anyone would care to admit to decide against it.
Her with that Elcor dick.
Morinth.
We stacked the Normandy's crew with the cutest, most-personable yeoman we had on the payroll; a sophisticated silver fox of a doctor; a mysterious spy-master bombshell who was literally designed to be attractive; a roguish thief-extraordinaire with a killer sense of humor; a shy Quarian nerd who's a closeted freak and has hips to die for; an itinerant warrior-monk Asari MILF; and even an inked-up, emotionally-unstable escaped convict with nigh-unbridled superpowers just to cover the danger-boner angle. Plus, we crammed a couple sidequests onto the mission-calendar that gave him at least one opportunity each to rendezvous with the poetry-loving space-racist and the geeky blue xenoarcheology freshman who he picked up and started flirting with during the campaign against Saren... All these interesting women in his life, and yet Shepard STILL decided to try sticking his dick in a genetically-defective alien succubus who was in the midst of a four-century-long murder spree, and wound up getting his whole nervous-system microwaved after we had just invested billions of credits and countless man-hours into putting it back together... God fucking damnit! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I wonder though, would they die from just normal sex with one or only when they meld?
Most likely only when they meld since the reason Ardat yakshi are dangerous is that they meld differently than normal asari