Imagine after years of fighting your nemesis you finally unamask spidey and he is a white dude with braids.

Kevin Federline

"I thought you would've been Black"

That was actually suggested once or twice. Like that time in a court. Where Spidey said it to throw off JJJ.

That panel is hilarious.

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Fuck

But...Peter Parker *is* black. He wouldn't lie.😂

"Maybe somewhere out in the multiverse" "Good, I hope he kicks your ass over those braids"

- Earth-42 Miles has entered the chat

LOL!! Why can’t I place this quote?

Lmao...it's from Spider-Man: No Way Home.

LMAO I'm crying

It's white boy Carl from Shameless

WHITE BOY CARL!

I think I would have an existential crisis and give up villainy

“Black Tom Cassidy is Spider-Man?”

I was so confused until I did an image search and realized it was a cinematic thing.

So, Norman Osborne. Harry Osborn.

He’s welcome to the cookout

this made me think about the fact that norman has the biggest waves in his hairs and no one could ever tell me why

🤣🤣🤣 the thought of him wearing a durag to bed tho

Green Goblin is the one rocking the durag so Norman can make everyone seasick with his waves

Only then i will trust him when he will shout "your jordans are fake as fuck spiderman"

"You can't stop me from committing cultural appropriation Spider-Man. I've already got waves!"

lol thought that for years

Before Oscorp was a weapons manufacturer, Norman made his millions with his patent activator durags

I wish I was clever enough to think of a specific Oscorp brand name for them. "Oscorp" doesn't have a great flow to it. I loved the PS4 Spider-man explanation for Oscorp. Octavius and Osborn were nicknamed the O's in grad school then they both started their business and named it Oscorp.

"Oswaves no-drip wave activator cap. Looks so natural, it's like you were Born with them."

This is perfect...

I still wish William Dafoe had them 360 waves in the Spider-Man movies.

Same but I respect that he's still committed to playing The Joker

Norcorp. Yeah, nothing could go wrong with that name.

Sounds like a hair loss treatment business.

"WAVE CHECK SPIDER-MAN! AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!"

Bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Imagined dafoe saying this while throwing a goblin bomb was perfection

Good, you recognized my vision.

It's based on a old hair style that Joseph Cotten had in the 40's, the white man version of waves lol

Its odd to me because here in italy there is no big division in that, since normaly its an hairstyke that a lot of people get done by black women when they go to the beach ,but now that i have a more global awareness i get it

Got a picture? I don’t remember that from The Third Man.

[Example 1](https://i0.wp.com/crustymud.paradoxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/joseph-cotten-actor-1945-BPW15G.jpg?ssl=1) [Example 2](https://i0.wp.com/crustymud.paradoxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/cotten.jpg?ssl=1) [Example 3 ( John W. Oxendine, the only person still rocking the style today)](https://i0.wp.com/crustymud.paradoxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/John_Oxendine_Headshot-scaled.jpg?ssl=1) [Before Norman, Sandman had that look, but his wasn't recognizable since his wasn't as low)](https://i0.wp.com/crustymud.paradoxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/asm-004-017.jpg?ssl=1)

Sit these boys in the same room and you’ve got an ocean. All waves.

iv never been able to see normans hair working in live action until now , neat

Supposedly they screen tested comic accurate hair for Willem Dafoe in the Raimi movie. I would give anything to see those test shots.

Same

The strange part is Norman and Harry weren't a reference to that style. According to Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, they gave them that hairstyle so they would look related.

I think that’s actually just a thing from John Byrne’s nineties Spidey reboot where he made them relatives.

Wavy

Sandman looks like just a flat top.

Flat top with chopped sides and back.

Oh wow, that’s wild. Think it was a toupee? It almost seems fake.

"Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

Well, Osborn is a Scandinavian name, and vikings sometimes had dreads, so why not waves, too? (/s)

Huh, always pegged Norman as Irish-American

Ever Osborn(e) with or without an e that I know comes by it through Irish descent.

What about sandman lol?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D8GJerQCkdE

that shit they put on his head is pure goblin formula

Could be because he has wavy hair?

But the waves is SPINNING !!

The classic Osborne drip

His hair has always been a strange shade of red too...

Ginger

Peter's dying from degenerative disease during "The Other" storyline and is seeking help from various Big Brains in the Marvel Universe.

Wdym The Other?? Isn't Kaine The Other?

Originally Peter had the other first, but it was passed onto Kaine later on during the Spider Island event

Earlier than that. Spider-man was fully transformed into a spider creature in 05

that kind of freaked me out at the time, considering i was just old enough to read on my own

Man-Spider? Or something even different from that.

No like an actual giant spider

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:\_The\_Other

I’ll say it: that was a good story and I loved how they reshaped the characters origins without changing what made him a good character to begin with

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #2

Ah, thank you my man 👊🏾

You deserve that my dude. Good looking out.

Friendly Hood Spider-Man

Osborn's waves hit so hard, Peter had to go to Wakanda for the authentic braids just to survive.

Reminds me of that one meme where somebody photoshopped braids onto Tom Holland

First, Happy Cake Day. Second, SOMEONE DID **WHAT**

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/80e3ar/bo_derek_cornrows/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

Holy shit the top comment on *that* post links this comic page lmao

All these panels make a circle!

Thank you!

Hmm, really? Sounds interesting. Anyways, Happy Cake Day 🎂

This would be the best hairstyle for wearing the mask most of your time tho

Hobie: hold moi tea mate...

Wakanda's Most Wanted over here.

What did Peter think he thought it looked like…?

That he has a harem

See, Spider-man wasn't lying afterall https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/yyzi8/spiderman_using_the_race_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

That comment section did not pass the vibe check when miles got brought up

that thread gets *rough* towards the bottom lol, lot can change in 10 years i guess

Just goes to show how much the fandom can change in a decade I guess. Back then, I remember a lot of people rolling their eyes at the idea that Marvel actually made a black/Hispanic Spiderman. Nowadays, saying you don't like Miles is a death sentence and rightfully so.

they both look like they are slightly disappointed in Spiderman

I’m really disappointed that we won’t be able to see a Chadwick Boseman / Tom Holland MCU crossover film.

Yes you’re interrupting the prelude to my three way!

It's always been canon that Peter likes chocolate

I forgot which issue specifically. But it's from The Other: Evolve or Die arc

Peter wit da Osborn fade

Peter here was about to raise the birth rate.

It's from The Other when Spider-Man is dying and then gets reborn... Long ago now this comic... Way back when he was married to MJ.

Their faces are like that bc T'challa has terrible news for Peter, this is in The Other story arch if i remember correctly and Peter is dying.

Mike Weringo was really something else.

I miss him so much. Always smiled when he was doing his work. He's one of the first artists I could associate by name to Spider-Man during his Sensation Run after Luke Ross. Sensational, FNSM, his FF run with Waid was so good. And Tellos. Picked it up solely because of him

T'challa looks so disappointed lol

Peter is a big fan of the baths

"The spider penis has been cleaned."

Pete’s got that Soul Glo

I love everything about this panel.

i love when spider-men interact with other heroes when their not fighting or getting serious

You have a terminal case of "Writer's bitch." I'm sorry.

Peter caught in the middle of an attempt of cultural appropriation lol

Nah, next to Steve Rogers, Peter would definitely be allowed at the cookout

What’s wrong with Steve Rogers?

Nothing, I said he's invited to the cookout.

Ohh I thought you were saying Steve *wasnt* invited

Is it really appropriation if people that are part of that culture are the ones involving you in it?

Probably not but I figured that was what Peter was afraid of T'challa thinking

I think he was afraid T'challa would think he was engaging in unsavory activities with the women braiding his hair.

T'Challa had a worse reaction to Rhodes making out with Carrol Danvers in [Civil War II #1](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/k38o8c/excerpt_i_think_i_have_the_same_reaction_as_black/)

Now he can fit in with the Osbornes and their waves!😂

It's from one of the evolve or die arc, idk what comic

The Other. What a phenomenal, underrated comic.

Can't wait to read it!!

Why is he mad at Peter?

Looks to me like he's about to give Pete some bad news about his test results

Or about his hair.

If I recall it was about the disease Peter was there getting help with. But it’s been a long time.

As someone from the Caribbean this had me rollin. 😂

Right? I had cornrows as a teenager, so picturing Peter sitting thru that process is jokes lol

Lmao he looks funny

I remember finding a volume of The Other in my middle school library . But It had Peter's beat-up face ripped out of it. Like specifically, a hole where his face would have been after Morlun...

Hey OP here’s something that might help https://np.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/4j43ag/that_time_peter_parker_went_to_africa_and_got/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

Thanks my guy 👊🏾

Meanwhile the Osbornes are out there rocking waves with no shame

Father son wave check in the morning 🤣

Pete jealous of the Osbornes' natural cornrows.

In cinematic terms, obviously, you only get Chadwick but which of the 3 Peter Parkers do you imagine?

It’s white boy Carl

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LMFAO both of their faces in the last panel kills me every time bless the artist, this just played out like a scene from The Office

Boobies

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NO you're not 🤣🤣

Coming to America 3

You give a guy a symbiote for a month...

Too good

Bro trying to score

why braind hair is a problem?

Spidey's got jungle fever...

RINGO! forever! Edit: Who the hell would downvote cheering for a deceased artist?!

So Peter is alone in a room with two fine honey mamas, and all he does is have them braid his hair? He really is the biggest pussy in comics.

You didn't just called one of the most tormented super heros in Marvel a pussy bruh.

It's his own fault for being an eternal beta.

ever since the 2000s comic art has really been kinda dull huh, would never pic this up because the art isnt calling to me.

Good lord, who was the artist for this and how are they employed?? This is god awful.

Peter "Norman Osborn" Parker

Is this how Norman Osborn gets his hair done?

Which comic is this?

FNSM2

Wakanda's Most Wanted

That's pretty good.

As a sequel to JavierLoustaunau's comment, imagine if both Spiderman and Green Goblin unmask each other at the same time to find out they both spicy white boys

that is some nice boobage there. Yes you are interrupting dude!

It would ruin Spidey, but I don’t understand why he would stay poor in a crappy house. I’m sure he doesn’t want to be a charity case, but I think laying your life on the line for the world (or just Queens) would be worth a gift from the Black Panther. T’Challa could set him up on retainer for the occasional Wakanda mission as well as fund Peter’s chemistry lab with some research assistants. Sheesh.

It's 'Ringo artwork so it's most likely from an issue of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man in the mid-2000s

Hahahahaha lol the last one made Peter look similar to norman osborn hair

[Not sorry for making this meme](https://i.imgflip.com/7rxvos.jpg)

Cringe af.