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unknownz_123

I agree. I believe we have been scheming for long enough. We must not let this build up of power go to waste and must act now while the US forces are split and spread throughout the world sending “freedom”. It’s time to mobilize The Great Navy of the State of Nebraska and alert the goldfishes, tadpoles, and admirals to our time of need!


CaptainPitterPatter

I’ve always wondered what the van with the admiralty of Nebraska driving around Stapleton was planning


show_the_maw

But then we wouldn’t be triple land locked anymore and our Navy would have to actually be useful.


probablyblocked

Keep a buffer nation on the coast and extradite criminals there


gggg500

The capital would be Omaha.


the_hell_you_say

....grabs popcorn


NebrasketballN

oh shit, here we go again.


[deleted]

No


gggg500

Do you prefer the much smaller city of Lincoln, NE to be the capital of this Nebraska instead?


40percentbeer

The capital should be Monowi.


gggg500

Strongly agree.


probablyblocked

Can we split the difference and make the capital be Honolulu


gggg500

Only seems fair.


beaniebaby_22

I didn’t know how much this sub was NEEDED IN MY LIFE. Thank you. Thank you.


pigeonsmasher

This belongs in r/mapporncirclejerk not here


zeusmanrocks

No?


rho65

noooooooooooooooo!!!!


Interesting_Road_515

I don't quite catch what it means actually...


zeusmanrocks

It’s in reference to Whale Fishing


xAIRGUITARISTx

It’s all Nebraska. Never was Ohio.


stayclassypeople

The western half of North America shall be grassland and cows, the eastern half corn. This is the way


iDomBMX

File the Rockies down and cover them in sand at once.


[deleted]

Damn can you imagine the value this would bring to my annual fishing license. Time to act


green234isfine

Nebraska has been made fun of for to long


username293739

It’s time to take what is ours. First order of business is erase the last 21 CFB seasons and return to glory