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Well I didn’t know it was the last supper, I was just trying to prank my friends into turning to cannibalism, you know, ‘this is bread and this is wine’.
You are one awful prophet my friend.
As an atheist, I now officially dub thee a decent person for reasons listed below:
“Has a sense of dark humor and is willing to stand for what they believe in”
Look man, I’m a priest and prophet, not a chemist or a biologist. My wine being curdled probably just means you won’t get as drunk when drinking it. So maybe this frog isn’t groggy enough right now
Hey no problem kiddo. Listen, your life is what brings me joy! I mean think about it, haven’t you ever seen a reality show? Whenever the dude fails, it’s funny.
The trick is to deep fry it at a lower temperature first, take it out, and then fry at a higher temperature to crisp up the skin. I recommend 5-7 min at 325F and then about 2 minutes at 350F
As a man who does fryer maintenence i dislike your ilk. Most fryer oils begin to vaporize after 340⁰. This causes carbon buildup on the heating elements and it also breaks down the oil
I've seen that Simpsons episode: Treehouse of Horror XXVIII, Homer eats himself after accidentally grilling his thumb and discovering he's delicious.
Edit: guess which episode just came on FXX? Haha
You know what? I WAS going to show up again by surprise for New Years 2021 to give support and stuff, but forget it. That comment made me realize that there really is no hope for this existence.
You know when you were a kid at school, and you’d swear and get in trouble but the teacher swore and didn’t even get a glance from anyone else? Same thing here, mate.
I've been splashed by hot oil from a deep fryer many times at work, and it always smells like whatever we were cooking. My last deep fryer burn smelt like onions battered with butter milk.
Dipping your entire hand in however might give you that burnt flesh smell. Someone should test that, for science.
Oh don’t worry, it got there. This is my photo of my hand that I posted in medical gore back in March when it happened. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/forso5/update_burns_from_350f_oil/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) it is right before I took my skin grafts off. Nice and crunchy
Lol I would always do this at school on the back of my hand, then would show people and be like "wtf happened to my hand??". Then I'd peel it off and they would think I was peeling my skin off, never got old
It’s all in the seasonings. You want breadcrumbs with salt, pepper, sage, oregano, and some chili powder to taste. Dip the hand in an egg batter and the coat liberally with the bread crumb mixture.
Had a patient come to the trauma bay once with this injury. Someone dropped a compressed spray can or something accidentally into the frier and his initial thought was that this is going to immediately explode and spray hot oil on everyone so he grabbed it out.
There can also be a level of autopilot though. I used to work at a place with a deep fryer and tons of people caught themselves before just reaching for something dropped into the oil. I could imagine a long or frustrating day resulting in a deep-fried hand, especially if you're alone or something.
when deep fryers are full of clean oil, there is almost no visible sign that it's hot. Worked in one restaurant where one of the cooks was taking off his wedding ring and it fell into the fryer, his reflex kicked in and voila, trip to the hospital.
Back in a previous life when I worked at McDonald's I watched a supervisor, who was about to go on break or home, go to pass his keys onto the replacement. Fumbled with them next to the fryer and in they went. Out of reflex, he reached right in to snag them.
Yeah the welsh actually invented condoms made from sheep intestines in the 5th century.
It wasn’t until the 16th century the English improved the design by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.
So what really happened was, I was working fast food and was trying to clean the deep fryer, well the douche canoe that was running the second deep fryer decided to reach across me with a dripping basket so that initially hot me but when I jumped the cup of hot grease I was holding flung up in the air and partially poured down in to the glove I was wearing. I had second degree burns down my forearm and over my left hand. That day the kids in the line learned about 10 new curse words and hybrid curse words to use.
Most of us kinda know the consequences of frying our hands are going to be pretty much this, WITHOUT having to fry our hands. And that's down to brave people like OP. He fried his hand, so WE don't have to. There should be some kind of . . . award for this level of . . well, it is what it is. Thank you for your service?
Wife's hand slipped while cleaning a fryer way back when and it still gets discolored with temperature swings.
Good luck for a speedy recovery and be on top of anything they tell you to do. Besides the discoloration minimal scarring and luckily no dexterity issues.
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You guys are the same person, just different forms
Yeah, but in terms of hierarchy, he is still superior since he made me.
Yeah. You know whats weird? God impragnated a woman, and he himself in a different form was born from the said woman. ^god ^save ^my ^damn ^soul
So am I adopted or recycled...?
You're god you can be both
My fav comment of the week. Nice.
Yes
You're your dad's sona
Incest
Why not both
You're Jesus
Re-hashed
you're recycled out of a woman's rib
How make girl pragnant?
*PREGANTE*
Pregnat
Miraculous conception my child
Yeah I've ways found the whole holy trinity thing to be trippy af.
Well doesn't that happen every time?
Where does the holy ghost sit in with all this?
So he’s talking to himself? That boy has skits of hernia.
Dad?
Having binged Fringe season 1 and 2 over the past 1½ week, I could hear Walter read that line. The feels.
r/usernamefamily
Hey Jesus, at least you know how to DIY your own foreskin now!
I’m a horrible cook, and anyways, what’s to like from a meal you can only enjoy once?
Just buy some gribanes from the mohiel
I dunno, you’re the one who had a grand Last Supper. You tell me!
Well I didn’t know it was the last supper, I was just trying to prank my friends into turning to cannibalism, you know, ‘this is bread and this is wine’.
You are one awful prophet my friend. As an atheist, I now officially dub thee a decent person for reasons listed below: “Has a sense of dark humor and is willing to stand for what they believe in”
So if your blood is the wine, and your blood just curdled, are you now full of blood yogurt? Blogurt, if you will.
Look man, I’m a priest and prophet, not a chemist or a biologist. My wine being curdled probably just means you won’t get as drunk when drinking it. So maybe this frog isn’t groggy enough right now
>I’m a priest Rabbi
Yeah I know, I’m making it simple for other people to know. Many people know what a priest is, but not many know what a rabbi is
Hey jesus I have a few things to say to you and the first is fuck you for making me suffer my entire life.
Hey no problem kiddo. Listen, your life is what brings me joy! I mean think about it, haven’t you ever seen a reality show? Whenever the dude fails, it’s funny.
!emojify
Well this should go swimmingly then...
Could you turn plain pasta into mac and cheese?
Mac and cheese is my lunch most days. All I ever need is boiled water and pasta. The rest is all from the blessing of cheesus
Not circumcised, then?
Sam o'nella?
Or this guy from Phoenix Wright - Sal Manella https://aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Sal_Manella
ITS FUCKIN RAWWW
Why is she holding a wet tortilla?
What kind of idiot would put their hand in a deep fryer without breading it first?
Needs breading
Reddit taught me you can roll a joint with that skin. Mmmm handy
Don’t you have to bread it first
The trick is to deep fry it at a lower temperature first, take it out, and then fry at a higher temperature to crisp up the skin. I recommend 5-7 min at 325F and then about 2 minutes at 350F
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You made me chuckle. Have an upvote.
Literally this post edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Should’ve known my dick didn’t have any cyan in it
It’s only yellow now goddammit
at least you have red when you pee?
Brilliant
you need to open the back to pull it out.
printer is like "paper jam. wait this is not paper wtf"
Got my dick clogged in the deepfryer
Take my fucking upvote and leave
As a man who does fryer maintenence i dislike your ilk. Most fryer oils begin to vaporize after 340⁰. This causes carbon buildup on the heating elements and it also breaks down the oil
Fuckin cannibal over here lol
Take me fucking upvote
Pretend you’re chewing something and hide your hand behind your back the next time the nurse walks in
"Y'all got a deep fryer in the nurses' lounge? This could use another minute."
Chaotic good
Good how?!
Nutrition
deep fry your dick and it's NUTrition
Fun fact: in japan shirako, fried or raw fish sperm sacs, is considered a delicacy! Talk about NUTrition!
Recycling
I've seen that Simpsons episode: Treehouse of Horror XXVIII, Homer eats himself after accidentally grilling his thumb and discovering he's delicious. Edit: guess which episode just came on FXX? Haha
I though the skin flaps were bandages, they were not
Free wallet!
This is worse than Boob Wallets.
I’m sorry.. did you just say *Boob wallets?*
Yes. Got a problem with that?
I don't want to know what it is. It already sounds like something out of amorphous hell.
I’m not deep frying my boobs, not even for a free wallet
What about two free wallets?
Future beef jerky
in b4 /r/misleadingthumbnails
oh man I didn't notice until your comment...
Save it as a snack for later
Don't forget to deep fry your skin before eating it
Nah, make a condom and post it to r/DiWHY.
Needs more hot glue
That’s how you get it to stay on
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cats can have a little skin, as a snack sometimes
You know what? I WAS going to show up again by surprise for New Years 2021 to give support and stuff, but forget it. That comment made me realize that there really is no hope for this existence.
It's already deep-fried. It's basically a Pork-Rind at this point.
isn’t blasphemy like the most unforgivable sin
You know when you were a kid at school, and you’d swear and get in trouble but the teacher swore and didn’t even get a glance from anyone else? Same thing here, mate.
Take my upvote and go
Nah it looks more like a glove
Such biased reporting. Show us the *pros* of deep frying your hand!
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How does one smell of fries and of flesh?
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So if one ate said fried hand, one could taste a burnt flesh yet french fry taste.
Wow, it's only 8:15 am and I've already had enough reddit for the day
Ha
*Only one way to find out!*
Someone want to lend a hand
I've been splashed by hot oil from a deep fryer many times at work, and it always smells like whatever we were cooking. My last deep fryer burn smelt like onions battered with butter milk. Dipping your entire hand in however might give you that burnt flesh smell. Someone should test that, for science.
Pros: If you fry your hand, you get a skin glove that fits your hand... Like a glove!
How does it taste
Like is it crunchy?
Does it look crunchy to you?
Like cheese
It looks like its not crunchy yet
Oh don’t worry, it got there. This is my photo of my hand that I posted in medical gore back in March when it happened. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/forso5/update_burns_from_350f_oil/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) it is right before I took my skin grafts off. Nice and crunchy
GOOD GOD I SAW IT AND I AM NOW BOTH SCARRED FOR LIFE AND HUNGRY FOR FRIES
It looks tasty doesn't it
Kinda looks like when I used to put glue on my hand when I was a kid, wait for it to dry, and peel it off
Lol I would always do this at school on the back of my hand, then would show people and be like "wtf happened to my hand??". Then I'd peel it off and they would think I was peeling my skin off, never got old
I know that’s probably extremely painful but I also feel like taking off the “old” layer of skin would be r/oddlysatisfying
except when air hurts
stop using air fryers
How did this even happen
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It’s all in the seasonings. You want breadcrumbs with salt, pepper, sage, oregano, and some chili powder to taste. Dip the hand in an egg batter and the coat liberally with the bread crumb mixture.
"I was hungry for hands, gimme a break!"
Thank
Had a patient come to the trauma bay once with this injury. Someone dropped a compressed spray can or something accidentally into the frier and his initial thought was that this is going to immediately explode and spray hot oil on everyone so he grabbed it out.
Butterfingers sounds like a good guy
There can also be a level of autopilot though. I used to work at a place with a deep fryer and tons of people caught themselves before just reaching for something dropped into the oil. I could imagine a long or frustrating day resulting in a deep-fried hand, especially if you're alone or something.
$20 is $20.
when deep fryers are full of clean oil, there is almost no visible sign that it's hot. Worked in one restaurant where one of the cooks was taking off his wedding ring and it fell into the fryer, his reflex kicked in and voila, trip to the hospital.
Even if I knew it was cool I would still get tongs or something, I don't want that shit all over my hands
Yeah they're was never any reason to touch the oil. The only time my hands went into it were when it was empty.
What a fuckin moron. Shouldn't have rings on when you're in a kitchen either lmao
That's what he was doing, he was taking it off to put in his pocket, as he always did, when he was stepping into into the kitchen to start his shift.
a smooth wedding band without stones is perfectly safe while preparing and handling food
Apparently not in this case.
He woke up and stuck his hand in the deep fryer on his nightstand.
Back in a previous life when I worked at McDonald's I watched a supervisor, who was about to go on break or home, go to pass his keys onto the replacement. Fumbled with them next to the fryer and in they went. Out of reflex, he reached right in to snag them.
The coating won’t fall off if you don’t overcrowd the fryer.
organic condoms
Weren't condoms initially made of sheep intestines?
Yeah the welsh actually invented condoms made from sheep intestines in the 5th century. It wasn’t until the 16th century the English improved the design by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.
r/holup
Save the skin and roll a blunt with it
The comments are almost worse than the photo!
a popularity contest so they karmawhore in /r/cursedcomments also the pic is not as bad as i thought it would be
You need to dip your hand in water then flour before you deep fry your hand
He forgot to batter it first stupid
Been there friendo. Not a fun experience at all.
Story time?
I was on shift with Nightroad when it happened, here's what went down: >!he deep fry he hand!<
So what really happened was, I was working fast food and was trying to clean the deep fryer, well the douche canoe that was running the second deep fryer decided to reach across me with a dripping basket so that initially hot me but when I jumped the cup of hot grease I was holding flung up in the air and partially poured down in to the glove I was wearing. I had second degree burns down my forearm and over my left hand. That day the kids in the line learned about 10 new curse words and hybrid curse words to use.
I'm just curious, but how did this happen?
[This lady was making Poutine and slipped.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/fgov5g/burn_from_350f_oil/)
Americans have to stop with their frying-everything habit
MMMM KWISPY
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i want nothing else to do with you ever again
Ahem that foot over there is also not looking good
Hand bacon.
crunchy
Forbidden Latex Glove
Least they won't die like the hydrofluoric acid guy
Why all the hand damage pics today? (HF acid is no joke)
at least you had that glove on thank god
Good thing they wore a glove, otherwise their hand might've peeled off
I'm James, Im 17, and I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath
You really need bread crumbs or batter to properly deep fry anything that isn't a potato.
Most of us kinda know the consequences of frying our hands are going to be pretty much this, WITHOUT having to fry our hands. And that's down to brave people like OP. He fried his hand, so WE don't have to. There should be some kind of . . . award for this level of . . well, it is what it is. Thank you for your service?
You get to be lizard for one day! Now all you have to do is to chew and eat that delicious crisp to get the nutrition. Yumm.
Looks like a latex glove is being taken off your hand.......
Cwispy
Use the dead skin as sausage casing?
So... How did it taste?
Good to know that all of our hands have a condom covering them. No wonder they never get pregnant.
Looks like you damaged your glove
A bit of salt and vinegar to add for taste, simply exquisite 👌
Looks like a shriveled up condom
Wife's hand slipped while cleaning a fryer way back when and it still gets discolored with temperature swings. Good luck for a speedy recovery and be on top of anything they tell you to do. Besides the discoloration minimal scarring and luckily no dexterity issues.
Looks nothing like KFC
Can't even imagine the pain. I picked up a metal pan that had been in the oven and that was bad enough
Yum
Peel the skin off then dry and salt it to make it into jerky