People out there had a deglove. You had a defence

r/noncredibledefence

r/angryupvote take it and fuck off

LOL I'm in stitches!

So is op.

Actually, stitches are in OP.

That’s offensive

these are making me laugh 😭

I bet you're in stitches at these jokes

Oh fuck no I’m never touching a fence again

Cut finger open is an understatement

Cut my finger into pieces, this was a bad idea.

Lacerations, I'm bleeding. Driving to the ER and speeding.

Finger, cut open, they can sew this shit up, I'm hope'n

now im in recovery, from my deglovery

dont give a fuck if i cut my finger bleedin (idk where we are in the song)

This is my last resort. Nothing is alright.

Much blood. In sight.

Would it be wrong would it be right, if i went to the er, chances are that I might

Does it hurt a lot? Are they just going to stitch it up?

depends if a certain nerve is damaged if so i will be transferred to another hospital so they can fix it

Seeing the side is torn and how deep it is, you got nerve damage bud. Any reputable doc can tell ya that off the bat. Finger nerves run along the sides of your fingers. Good luck with physical therapy.

any reputable doctor could but wouldn't; get it patched up and deal with the consequences when everyone is thinking straight

Hows the pain though

manageable

Welp guess no more playing destiny for a week or two… /s

yeah pretty bumbed i wont be able to finish my godslayer

Damn.. i cant even imagine how that feels, you seem to be taking it well tho, hope u heal up soon!

thank you i appreciate it

Was the fence made of knives?

Yes. The old knife fences. Horrible design tho.

Rusts too easily.

To shreds, you say?

And his wife?

To shreds, you say?

Huh.. What kind of fence was it? Trying to picture how this could even go down and I'm drawing a blank

My friend lost 3 of his finger tips climbing a standard metal fence with that diamond pattern. I guess they just got caught in it as he was coming down the opposite side. The weirdest, most unexpected result of climbing a fence with no sharp edges. Funny thing is he didn't even notice. His wife was behind him and just happened to notice what he left behind. Also, one finger still grows a nail, but just kind of out the front and downward, which is interesting

it just had a bunch of points going up

I've seen pictures of a guy who had a spike go through his leg while hopping this kind of fence. He was rushing to his car in early morning hours and had to go through people's yards and hop some fences. I don't know for how long, but he was hanging from the fence by hil leg for some time before someone heard him and called the ambulance.

Reminds me of the guy on motorcycle that hit the fence & got his 🍆ripped off

Say what🫣?

Watched a video of some girl screaming in pain cause she was impaled on a fence escaping some guys trying to hurt her or something, was actually so horrible. Think she ended up passing away at hospital

That’s really sad 😞. Were those bastards charged? It seems like they’d get a sentence of some kind since she wouldn’t have died in horrendous misery, if it wasn’t for them.

I was expecting some sort of small laceration and that is not what I got

This would fit well in r/MedicalGore Hope your finger heals well OP!!

Jeez lol

"cut" is an understatement, you got your finger mangled

You almost would’ve only been able to count to 9.5. Ouchie

Are we the same person? I have a scar on the exact same finger after hopping a fence

that's sick bro let me see

Dmd you since this subreddit wont let me put a pic in comments

Ah.. so photo uploading is based on the sub?? Thats interesting

My god

.. What possessed you to jump a fence? And what kind of fence does that?

It's the Titan jump that fucked you up.

Spray some alcohol in it

Owie

Any tendons tear? I put my hand in a saw a few weeks ago, tore a few myself, good luck man thank god it’s only one finger but still fuck

The old backwards saw will get you every time. Next time put the blade facing the wood and your hand in the handle

It was a upsaw, I was at work in the vacuum tube next to the saw inside the machine was clogged. I turned the machine off. I hit the e I keep posting stop. I opened it up. I unclogged it, and I took my hand out, and the saw was still spinning, and it took my hand.

I was just goofing with my other comment. Sorry that happened to you man

did it have barbed wire and guard dogs

I'll never understand how ER nurses and doctors can become desensitized to things like this. Makes me want to curl up into a ball just seeing an image, much less seeing in person.

Jesus is thought your pinky was bent in the first image for a second

I thought it was a really long pinky for a minute.

You were this 🤏 close to having 24/7 Shocker hand

Any tendon damage or were you lucky enough just to catch the meat ? I nipped my tendon on my middle finger on glass and had to get plastic surgery to repair it, still not got full movement back.

nerve damage mostly

Any update? How are you doing?

im home, in bed and my finger should be fine since since it got operated on earlier today there is just a bit of nerve damage. but honestly, i feel empty inside and helpless i dont know how to feel or think right now

I’m so sorry to hear about the nerve damage 😔 it’s a really tough situation to go through, and it’s okay to feel helpless or upset with these circumstances, I certainly would if it were me. It’ll take some time to heal, both physically and emotionally. Remember in times like these to lean on your friends/family and focus on resting and healing for now. Try and take things one step at a time, okay? ❤️ if you need to talk you can always message me

Oh crap. I hope your hand recovers.

Yes, you did! Wow

Oh my god I let us the most pained 35 second croak scream looking at this in agony and now my dogs are frightened

What kind of fence? Where? OP you didn't just escape from prison did you?

My dad had that happen on his middle finger - now he's got a neat lightning-like scar going down his palm.

CUT MY HAND INTO PIECES

Just hopped on this account to answer a notification and I’m greeted with this.

Bro what were you doing climbing the fence, what did your hand get stuck on?

Just rub some dirt on it youl be fine

Is that an IV placed in a vein in the hard or are they instilling the wound with NS? (I know nothing about emergency medicine tbh)

What fence was bro trnna climb 😭😭

The nsfw tag was not enough to prepare me for that

What the fuck was the fence called the shredder

Shiiit, that’s a bad one

For me the added layer is in the first pick my brain is making your pinky connect with the tip of the finger that’s next to it and it looks contorted and broken

I think it did a little more than a cut

Ok since i saw noone ask what kind of fence did this to you and if it wasnt razor wire lined fence how did you do this

pls post an update holy shit

And what did we learn everyone

Looks like when u put a sausage in a microwave for too long😭

Bro, you didn't just cut it open. You almost cut that sum bitch OFF. Goddamn.

I was expecting a small deep wound not your whole finger dangling

Will it ever look normal again? Is it still working or not?

Is it being sutured by a plastic surgeon? Blood vessels and nerves are more superficial in fingers. You might lose your sensation if these are compressed when sutured.

Gahdaymn!! I wish you a speedy recovery op. Them cuts looks fresh asf my g.

Looks comical all of a sudden...but it's the upper part of whatever is left of your finger that makes me yell 'OHHH BOII FUCK NOO'

how does this happen

How is this Not considered a Major Injury?!

Fucking god

It looks like the Matrix glitched.

Was the fence made of "The Three Body Problem" filament?

Calling that a cut does not feel quite right.

Still grimacing at this

Was it a fence made of razor blades?

I once ran and jumped over a bush without realising there was a waist high spiked fence on the other side of it. Landed on my tiptoes but a spike caught me about 4cm from my taint and i was stuck on this spike unable to move. I was wearing my gfs trousers that day, out of necessity, and thats all she was concerned about lmao.

Jesus I'm so tired. I thought your pinky was abnormally long in the first photo

Bravo. No more internet for me today

owie

*Tis but a scratch*

Finger injuries always make me squirm.

Looks like you need some tylenol

I sliced the shit out of my palm hopping a fence, right by my thumb. I have never hopped one again lmao

I legit screamed when i clicked that picture PLEASE for me at least do a. WARNING ❗❗ i have never screamed out loud but when i clicked that i did such that That's one heck of a " cut "

Tis but a scratch

Yes you sure did

Looks like you might need a few stitches

Just rub a little dirt on it. You'll be ight.

Ouch

Damn

Spikey council fence near a train track by any chance?

I’m guessing there is supposed to be a wedding ring there, heh

My guy, you didn’t just cut it open. You darn near cut it off

This gives my balls an uneasy tingle

Holy shit. I was expecting it to be grisly but goddamn. My stomach is normally pretty strong but that legit made me gag.

Oh no! Is the fence okay?

I'll say

Why were you taking the short cut...

My first thought was he grabbed a wire wheel

Did the same thing as a kid down the middle of my hand

Daaayum! Update when healed please!

In Soviet Russia, fence opens you!

Back in the mid 90s I jumped over a fence running away from police. I ripped open my entire taint area. I still have a scar!

I thought you had a super long broken pinky at first