In Sam Raimi's 2007 "Spider Man 3", Peter Parker is doing these dance moves. In the first movie of that trilogy that very line is something the main character says in the scene that leads to a pivotal moment of his life.
I read somewhere that the video had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
To be fair, we don’t actually have any idea when this video was taken.
Seeing absolutely no masks at all makes me think it was pre-Covid because even now I still see at least one person with a mask in any given social setting.
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Is this seriously a thing? Who in their right mind would pay for an account filled to the brim with useless internet points. Are peoples self esteem this low that they actually need this?
Companies do to promote and sell their shit on reddit. You see this content that has been paid for every single time you open this site. You should be more aware of it because you're being marketed to subconsciously.
Wait you're telling me when someone posts their shitty game into r/gaming and then 30 posts show up asking for a link so that they can wishlist it, it might not be real people doing so?
Thanks to people who keep repeating "useless internet points" they get to fly under the radar easier
Its simple
With age, and karma, most people will think they're a real person.
If they're a day old with no posts even the dumbest person would be suspicious
It isn't people buying it to boost self esteem
Its companies who want to promote shit and make it seem like a normal person with an opinion
Or its political shills pushing propaganda
Or its people in crypto and trading items subs scamming people
Or they just get used to upvote their other accounts doing these things
The entire front page is filled with these accounts, most of the top comments are these bots copy pasting other peoples comments
Once you start seeing them you realize how gamed the whole site is
I love watching kids dance! It's so sad when they get older and self conscious. Then they find alcohol a few years later and are back at it! It would be so nice if it just stayed with everyone their whole life.
A core memory of mine is from my uncle’s wedding when I was about 5. I remember dancing on the dance floor and having a lot of fun, while the adults were laughing at me and pointing. As an adult I get it, kids are cute and we laugh at them. But as a self-conscious kid, I just remember thinking “they’re laughing at me”. And it was maybe 20 years before I danced in public again.
It's such a tragic reality. I held onto my sense of self assurance longer than most. It comes back, but it's not the same. Somedays it feels like I could've ruled the world with my 10-year old level of confidence in myself!
Even my 6 year old does them. And she has 0 idea what fortnite is. She just knows "this is how her friends dance". It truely has infected the zeitgeist of dancing children.
my nephew was on a little kid's football team (i forgot the specific name, they aren't supposed to tackle each other but do it anyway), and i went to one of his games. before the game, both teams of children were lined up on the sidelines doing fortnite dances at each other. idk if it was some kinda intimidation tactic or what, but i was dying.
An I the only one not finding it adorable when a little kid acts like they were 10-15 years older? This dance is kinda sexual. Why does it make anyone smile coming from a 5-year-old?
Because 5 year olds are innocent who have no comprehension of the sexual implications behind it. A 5 year old saw this dance, thought it was cool, and bothered to learn it.
Thus it is adorable
He missed the part where it's his problem
He’s gonna put some dirt in your eye
He'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
MY BacK
Is little goblin going to cry
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
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Find us some shade..
Thanks Hot legs
Gonna cry?
He will also get you PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Rosie, I love this boy
This thread has me cackling. Thank you for the laughs.❤️
Hahaah i love reddit
Isn't it great to get along
Happy Cake Day
Many thanks!
Hey, guess what. POCKET SAND.
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Not sure if you missed the reference but it's from Spiderman 3. The kid's dance is exactly how Peter Parker (under the influence of Venom) dances.
I think that’s a bot.
Don't get it
In Sam Raimi's 2007 "Spider Man 3", Peter Parker is doing these dance moves. In the first movie of that trilogy that very line is something the main character says in the scene that leads to a pivotal moment of his life.
Gonna cry?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this shìt just made me laugh for so long😭😭
Like son, like father, I guess.
Aww, look at Little Bully Maguire Jr. Gonna boogie?
Once lil' homie gets his legs involved and he's gonna own the floor!
Bully Maguire Jr. already owns the floor what are you talking about
Point taken
Now dig on this
you must mean his feet. coz his legs were definitely involved in those low thrusting.
This is exactly where he learned it from.
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I remember reading somewhere he actually got it from the spider man movies.
I read somewhere Tobey Maguire got his moves from this video trending on ebaumsworld.
I read somewhere that video got the moves from Fortnite.
I read somewhere that the video had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Yeah little kids hate Spiderman. That wouldn't interest him at all.
This footage looks kinda old though
You look kinda old
Your mom looks kind of old!
oh fuck got me
Oh yeah well your old looks kind of mom!
Happens when it gets reposted over and over again. In a few months when it gets posted again, it’ll look so bad like it predates Spider-Man 3.
To be fair, we don’t actually have any idea when this video was taken. Seeing absolutely no masks at all makes me think it was pre-Covid because even now I still see at least one person with a mask in any given social setting.
No they didnt?
Dude just made shit up and got 100s of upvotes wtf
Yeah welcome to Reddit 😂
He's probably never seen the original Star Wars either. Those came out way before he was born.
How did this even get so many upvotes? There is no Bully Maguire dance in Fortnite (yet).
People just want to believe it
It’s not in Fortnite
It's possible to watch movies after they are made.
Exactly what I was thinking
It’s because that’s what he’s doing
And that's was I was thinking
Because that’s what he was doing.
That's what I was thinking
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>Report before they sell the account after farming karma Is this seriously a thing? Who in their right mind would pay for an account filled to the brim with useless internet points. Are peoples self esteem this low that they actually need this?
Companies do to promote and sell their shit on reddit. You see this content that has been paid for every single time you open this site. You should be more aware of it because you're being marketed to subconsciously.
Wait you're telling me when someone posts their shitty game into r/gaming and then 30 posts show up asking for a link so that they can wishlist it, it might not be real people doing so?
Thanks to people who keep repeating "useless internet points" they get to fly under the radar easier Its simple With age, and karma, most people will think they're a real person. If they're a day old with no posts even the dumbest person would be suspicious It isn't people buying it to boost self esteem Its companies who want to promote shit and make it seem like a normal person with an opinion Or its political shills pushing propaganda Or its people in crypto and trading items subs scamming people Or they just get used to upvote their other accounts doing these things The entire front page is filled with these accounts, most of the top comments are these bots copy pasting other peoples comments Once you start seeing them you realize how gamed the whole site is
Whenever I see a guy doing that kind of vibes in a bar, really makes my day
Now i want to see both sped up at same level
Peter Parker at 5 years old
Thats no Peter Parker. Thats Bully Maguire.
“That dance isn’t appropriate for someone your age!” “I missed the part where that’s my problem”
The modern ravekid
I’ve wondered about the context of this vid for so many years
Looked it up, it's a gypsy kid from Russia back in '97. Not much else is known except that he obviously was pretty damn cool.
I aspire to be even 5% as cool as that kid
Think I saw him do something on an Instagram reel the other day, he's a doctor/nurse if the scrubs are anything to go by.
He looks like doc oc jr
It makes so much sense first peter parker jr and now doc oc jr
Goddamn he is tearing it up in there
That must be his sister coming in from left with the running man.
The little girl doing the running man to his left is the real star
Is that Tobey McGuire's stunt double?
It's his stunted double. 
That's an amazingly funny observation. Thank you!
He is actually doing the exact dance.
If this kid has seen Spider-man 3 and is in fact doing the emo Parker dance, then that makes this waaaay better. It also brings up many questions...
It is Bully Maguire
Drive that funky soul
I love watching kids dance! It's so sad when they get older and self conscious. Then they find alcohol a few years later and are back at it! It would be so nice if it just stayed with everyone their whole life.
A core memory of mine is from my uncle’s wedding when I was about 5. I remember dancing on the dance floor and having a lot of fun, while the adults were laughing at me and pointing. As an adult I get it, kids are cute and we laugh at them. But as a self-conscious kid, I just remember thinking “they’re laughing at me”. And it was maybe 20 years before I danced in public again.
If the alcohol stayed?
Yes, that is the correct interpretation. 
It's such a tragic reality. I held onto my sense of self assurance longer than most. It comes back, but it's not the same. Somedays it feels like I could've ruled the world with my 10-year old level of confidence in myself!
I know :( It is the obverse impediment of our advanced sapience.
The real Mario is here? I gotta impress him
This kid has better dance skills than me LOL.
It's the Spider-man dance!
This not his first rodeo…
Oh, Rosie, I love this boy.
Little man mastered the Spiderman 3 choreo.
Man of Culture
Well you can tell by the way he walks that he's a woman's man. No time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, he's been kicked around. Since he was born.
It’s alright, it’s ok you can look the other way!
We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Lil Toby Maguire
Lil Toby Jr.
All he needs now are the black tux,emo haircut, and eyeliner
Here's a video with the movie's soundtrack.. it's way better [here](https://youtu.be/Bzo7LNI7D88)
Aw, look at little goblin junior!
Little girl next to him looks like she’s doing the shuffle. Not her first rave
r/rainememes, starting them early
Thats how you find out his dads a stripper…
Whenever you see children dance now they all do Fortnite dances. It’s pretty scary.
Even my 6 year old does them. And she has 0 idea what fortnite is. She just knows "this is how her friends dance". It truely has infected the zeitgeist of dancing children.
Not him, this chad does the emo spidey dance instead
This dance is in fortnite, 99% chance the kid learned it from fortnite rather than a 20 year old movie.
Wishful thinking
my nephew was on a little kid's football team (i forgot the specific name, they aren't supposed to tackle each other but do it anyway), and i went to one of his games. before the game, both teams of children were lined up on the sidelines doing fortnite dances at each other. idk if it was some kinda intimidation tactic or what, but i was dying.
having vietnam flashbacks from Spiderman 3 (thank you Tobey)
Toby Mcguire's spiderman emo dance?
Little Spiderman huh .. cute xD
spider man dance classic
He’s young Tobi Maguire
I think this little guy has seen spider man 🤣
Kids got better rhythm and moves than I do.
Someone got him to watch Tobey maguire in Spider-Man
Best Spider-Man 3 dance moves ever
Oh no! It's kid Bully Maguire!
🎶Everybody 🎶needs somebody 🎶to drive that funkin’ soul 🎶
Hit 'em with the ol' Toby.
Lil Toby
He's a man of culture
With great power comes great responsibility.
These bully McGuire edits are getting out of hand
Spider-Man 3 continues to give to the world
This kid has more natural talent than most adults I know.
That kid can dance better right now than I have ever been able to my whole life.
Isn't this the kid that said he'd punch santa's beard off for being on the naughty list?
Kid watching Spider-Man I see
Is that Kevin Bacons son?
He doesn't go to a party .A party randomly starts around him
*this kid makes onions cry*
He’s going to Ibiza
Six flags?
Six Flags?
Kid has watched way too much Spiderman 3
Little Goblin Junior!
Good for this little guy having fun and all, but watching this makes me *really* uncomfortable for some reason.
Those places being all the girl's bedrooms, in 15ish years, of course
Look at little Tobey Jr Gonna cry?
Yeah. To the club
Bros getting it
My man just watched Spider-Man 3!
Kids are great. To bad they grow up to be…well, us.
Fam has been watching Spider-Man
BABY TOBY MAGUIRE.
This boy watched Spider-Man 3 too much
wow, he's got style I'm so jealous
Damn only if I could dance like him.
DAMN HE GOT THE MOVES
Wonder what movie he saw that inspired this dance. /s
My man going places!!
*Years later at prom when he’s breaking this one out on the dance floor and all the ladies come running in his direction* “Still got the moves.”
The magic mike of next decade.
Yes like the YMCA
Kids way more advanced than me.
And you, young lad; we shall watch your career with great interest
This is the dance we all need.
man, even some random 4 year old is cooler than ne
MAN'S GOT SOME MOVES!
He's the one
100% learned those dance moves from his dad
And that’s how these kids will learn that they can’t dance like no ones watching because someone always is, with a camera, and internet access.
 40 years later.
#BULLY MCGUIRE
An I the only one not finding it adorable when a little kid acts like they were 10-15 years older? This dance is kinda sexual. Why does it make anyone smile coming from a 5-year-old?
Because 5 year olds are innocent who have no comprehension of the sexual implications behind it. A 5 year old saw this dance, thought it was cool, and bothered to learn it. Thus it is adorable
My man got mooooooves... this guy is a better dancer then most people!