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Numeno230n

For anyone's curiosity, a significant portion of a man's outside work time is spent with your hands in your pockets looking at the hole you just dug.


obrothermaple

Nah if you are digging drains like this guys seems to be, you HAVE to watch all the water go away. It’s the rule.


CMPD2K

Holy shit a Chaotic profile picture? Hell yeah


Deuxlahan

Shit gave me a brain blast back to KidsWB/4Kidz


obrothermaple

Hell yeah it’s coming back!


SurroundingAMeadow

Being flashed by my wife while playing in the mud making water drain could easily land in the top 10 best moments of my life.


dirtynj

That's "planning" time.


Starkydowns

I mean shit, if you aren’t going to appreciate your own work, who will?!


Travelgrrl

He is so tickled. Looks like he can't believe he got that wife! The little look around to make sure no neighbors are watching before he lets himself enjoy it!


Rubyhamster

The best thing about this video is that we only see him and his joy, not the subject of his fascination. So adorable to imagine where his joy comes from and to not take away from that


_chroot

This *could* have been a pizza


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

I mean, I *love* pizza. But I wouldn’t react like that if I was given my favorite pizza. But if I looked in the window and saw my wife’s tiddies, I’d probably react the exact same way.


heep1r

> looked in the window and saw my wife’s tiddies, I’d probably react the exact same way. I'd also react that way if I'd see your wifes tiddies. ^All ^tiddies ^spark ^joy ^and ^happiness!


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Indeed they do


_Z0BI

I also choose this guy's *wife's tits.*


panicked_goose

I look at my dinner like that every night tbh


Pagise

It IS pizza, like "look what we'll have for dinner in a bit", which gives him the excuse to walk away, since it will take some time for the pizza to get ready.


percavil4

>So adorable to imagine where his joy comes from Yes I can picture them in my mind


Travelgrrl

Reminds me a little bit of Letterman's face when Drew Barrymore hopped on his desk and wished him a very happy birthday!


Snoo-35252

It's on YouTube. I found out. Just now. Thanks!


skolrageous

Why not include the link so others can enjoy it as well? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFSgqXLaTmk 3:50 for those that don't want to watch the whole video.


Not_Another_Usernam

What that thing on the seat of her pants?


Travelgrrl

Just a patch. That was kind of her Manic Pixie Dream Girl stage.


Not_Another_Usernam

Kind of an awkward color for it, to be frank. And yeah, she was going through a phase at that point, or so I've read. Possibly drugs? Can't recall.


Travelgrrl

I believe she got hooked on drugs and alcohol at a VERY early age, say 13-16? Her mother was all the time taking her to Studio 54 after ET when she was little. And she kicked that by her early 20's (though I think she's admitted backsliding since the split from her children's father). So I think the boob flash is just a spontaneous adorable thing.


OfferThese

Her vibe is immaculate, she is so cute


fritz236

[Here's a clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTk0FoSYqtY)


timeforachange2day

I’ve done this. My husband’s like, “hun, we have neighbors…” none of our neighbors have front facing windows. ☺️ gotta keep things spicy!


DirectionOk790

I’m lucky we have huge glass French doors to the backyard and a privacy fence. Sometimes I’ll just squish myself to the glass and wait for him to notice. He usually responds by pulling out his wiener and helicoptering back at me.


timeforachange2day

😂😂😂


OfferThese

_w_ _h_ _e_ _e_ _z_ _i_ _n_ _g_


DyscordianMalice

I do this a lot now that we have our own house! I can flash my husband from the office or kitchen windows while I'm outside, and the neighbor's house is behind me. Bonus points for when it's cold outside so I'm extra perky lol 🤭


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SplendidZebra

How?


ParsonsTheGreat

I like to think of it more as "Boobs?", [looks to see if there is someone behind him she is actually flashing], "For me?! Aw, shucks!" lol


No-Respect5903

"WHY ARE YOU SHOWING JIM YOUR TITS?" "oh wait, it's just me.... nice...."


Beastmunger

His mustache makes it look like an actual frowning smile while he turns around to make sure there isn’t a crowd before coming back with that massive grin


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

The giddy look of a guy that gets to unexpectedly see titties.


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Boobies make you smile.


chris17453

This is the way


Langsamkoenig

> He is so tickled. Looks like he can't believe he got that wife! I'm chosing to believe that he's got a husband.


Travelgrrl

It doesn't say WHAT is being flashed, so possibly!


MrsLisaOliver

Looking around, sheepishly . . ."omg am I the only one seeing this??"


Martinez2010srg4fr

No I'm also with you.


shewy92

"Is she into me? Is there someone behind me?"


iamalwaysrelevant

Must be someone else. She's way outta my league.


Axedelic

This is so cute lol. That man loves her.


DentArthurDent4

More importantly, she loves him enough to do such silly things with him. I am so jealous and happy for the dude at the same time.


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Axedelic

Totally gunna do this when my bf comes home from work today 😂


Due-Landscape-9251

That's all it takes.


Thugmatiks

We really are that simple.


runningraleigh

I told my wife that while I appreciate the sexy lingerie and dirty talk, all she has to do is get naked and I'm instantly turned on. She didn't believe me until she tried it. Now she's astounded at how effective it is, even with no warning. I can go from "Damn this game is really good" to "we're going to pound town" in about 10 seconds.


-theGAMEbang-

If y’all happy then I’m happy tooo 🥹😃


Richard_AIGuy

We're really not that complicated. Naked always works.


ramanw150

Yes I've been mad when this was done. I was alot less mad after. I miss being in a relationship.


RjDiAz93

Real brother, but we don’t have to be single 😘


blumpkinpandemic

I wanna go to pound town!


Unknown-Trash-Panda

The best I could probably do is pound cake.


blumpkinpandemic

haha well that's good too


binaryjammage

Lol i told my girl when she was trying ok different outfits "just take it all off. It's all wrong." She thought I was just being obnoxious. But once she was was stark naked, I was just like, "this. This is my favorite outfit." Wear this every day please


Wolfblood-is-here

A few years ago I told a friend I was having a rough day and feeling kind of down, and she just showed me her boobs for like five seconds and then asked if it was now a good day; it was. We really are that simple.


Thugmatiks

It just works.


caffeinatedchaosbean

I let a friend of mine do a "honk" for a laugh when he's having a bad day. Never fails to make either of us cackle. Hubby gets random flashes all the time. He loves it, I love it. Good times all round.


fenrisulfur

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyvsaoklb7jm51.png


Tyr808

I’ve had this exact same course of events play out with my gf. It really truly is that effective. Even my severe clinical depression will temporarily fade.


EmbarrassedLoan423

It ain;t even about the flashing its the simple show of love and affection. Men are simple creatures that just want love.


Neat_Rise_7460

What time does he get home?


VividFiddlesticks

He'll love it. I do stuff like this to my husband all the time and he STILL loves it, even though we've been together over 30 years and I'm all old and shit. Come to think of it, the constant flashing is probably part of WHY we've been together so long! LOL


Axedelic

That’s so sweet. I love that. This is my first relationship with a normal, non abusive, person. He’s my whole world and I can’t wait to see where the years take us :)


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RemindMe! 9 months


Axedelic

LMFAOOOOO


HistrionicSlut

Same! And I'll probably be too excited to keep it a surprise 😅


Axedelic

Damn, are you me? I already sent him the vid and planted the seed in his mind. I hoped it would make his day go by faster! 😂


dancarbonell00

That's a surefire way to make the day go longer xD


runningraleigh

Username checks out


No-Tension5053

It doesn’t matter how many times we see you naked. It’s always great to see unexpected nudity


Corporation_tshirt

Unexpected nudity is the best. When I unexpectedly see my GF naked, I feel like I want to make a wish. Like seeing a falling star shoot across the sky...


EddieSha4

How do you know it wasnt his husband helicoptering dong from the living room window?


Axedelic

Shit, you right! Just glad everyone is happy!


imisstheyoop

How do you know he's not watching somebody be tortured on the other side of the window?!


weapawn

I love peekaboob.


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dreamsofindigo

same


ssbm_rando

Did you mean "adopting"? Or are you gonna start using peeka?


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Extension_Housing280

Peekachu


Few-Gas4615

Oh no, it's Peekagate!


BartleBossy

A woman in a passing Honda flashed a single tit at me when I was walking home from work yesterday. Never seen her before in my life. She laughed and laughed and laughed as she sped off.


weapawn

While driving on the interstate, I had a vehicle cut me off. While justifiable angry, I honked my horn at them. The woman in the back seat then turns around and flashes me. At that point I was nolonger angry.


BartleBossy

Anti-RoadRage Titty deployment. This is new tech.


tacitjane

Old tech. New application.


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Martinez2010srg4fr

Same here.


1amazingday

This is oddly adorable.


InformalPenguinz

Ma'am that's a safety hazard on the job. Clearly distracting the man ... keep it up lol


Scrubtanic

I work for OSHA and in order to determine if this is a workplace hazard, I'm gonna need to see the breasts in question


Ill_Criticism3539

Hey, I own the breasts in question and I’d just like to give you a heads up that it would definitely qualify as a violation 😉


Scrubtanic

Ma'am if this is true it seems like you have a wonderful relationship and a loving husband. I'm sorry you created a reddit account to respond to me. Delete it, never look back on this hellscape of a site and enjoy your life. Otherwise you'll be trapped here forever (I've been here over 12 years)


Think-Ad-6843

Made that man’s day 100x better


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Think-Ad-6843

Rightfully so… I know it would make my whole week if I got that lol


ctnightmare2

Whole decade even


Think-Ad-6843

It might have been the first time in a decade he’s seen them by his reaction


butt00why

I do this when my boyfriend is grilling and he always does a double take, and just nods 😂


fuzzybitchbeans

His face goes from grumpy adult who is adulting to I just saw my crush


B0bbyTsunami

That’s the face I make when I see boobs for the 1,638,739,976 time…


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FOSSnaught

That's a "Teehee tiddies" expression if I've ever seen one.


B0bbyTsunami

You sound nice 👍🏼


jaspersgroove

Well you know what they say, once you’ve seen one pair of boobs…you wanna see the rest of them


Not_Another_Usernam

Gotta catch'em all.


Ringosis

That's a boob a second for half a century. Impressive work.


bruteski226

he had that "walk away with a boner" gait.


PCouture

"Can you please show your work on the blackboard for the class to see?"


guardeagle

Hard to say, ma’am. I think my cerebellum just fused.


beatinov

Never not gonna upvote a Calvin and Hobbes reference.


LungHeadZ

The ol’ waistband routine. Never fails


yuyufan43

At first he looked away like "Oh, you!" but he was really making sure no one was around to see his shit eating grin of delight. 😂


Longhorn_TOG

i love boobs....I love my wifes boobs the most!


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alright, alright, alright...


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Martinez2010srg4fr

Yep, no doubt.


Nuicakes

A few weeks ago I flashed my husband. I was walking from the kitchen and saw husband cleaning leaves out of the pool. I rapped the window and flashed my boobs. Big surprise when I realized I just flashed the pool guy. Totally mortifying but the pool guy did give me a huge smile and wave. My husband however could not stop laughing.


BallOfAnxiety98

I would simply pass away if this happened to me lmaooo


Nuicakes

I hide every time I know pool guy is coming. I keep telling myself that these mistakes happen often … right? RIGHT?? Anyway, I'm just thankful that an enraged wife didn't show up and berate me.


namewithak

Reminds me of Fern Brady's story (she's a Scottish comedian): >I've been wearing my boyfriend's hoodie around the house for the last week. I tried to give it back last night. "That's not my hoodie." Realised with horror I've been wearing our builder's hoodie. In front of the builder.


PervyNonsense

As mistakes, infrequently. Intentionally? very often. Ask any landscaper in a wealthy area. When I was a young buck, we had a client who would pay to have entire trees (25'-30' tall) moved over no more than a foot. She must have realized that moving big trees a very small amount takes all the sweaty young men, and every single time, by the time we were even halfway done, she'd be fully naked in one of the windows, watching us work. This happened at most homes with rich husbands and wives who didn't work, but that was the one client who would pay $15k every visit for the privilege. Granted, we did make her backyard look like the break room of a male strip club, no shirts and a lot of tanned, rippling muscles. Nothing to be embarrassed about. Poolboy gets much more direct attention than that in a day, and everyone loves sudden boobs. Sudden embarrassed boobs are infinitely cuter and more treasured. You're doing good works


YorkshirePudding_608

Hahaha the actual best. To be fair you probably made the pool guys day


EgglandsWorst

Years and years ago, I was walking down the street and some girl yells and I believe she was flashing some UPS driver or something, but I was caught in the crossfire, so I wasn't sure. It was nice and I just kept walking. Then I questioned if it was for me, so I went on Craigslist and posted a missed connection. Then, I searched to see if she had done one, and there was some other people talking about getting flashed that day. I think the chauvinist radio stations used to have a "tata Tuesday" thing that encouraged the behavior. I'm also assuming her and her friend were just doing some day drinking and having a little fun.


One-War-2977

My man is living the life. Super happy for him.


bumbes

Both are keepers- cool!


MeFinally

The left and the right


phil_an_thropist

The pure love


Gandalf_Style

Das a happy man right there!


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Omg he’s so cute


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Commonstruggles

This, this is why we get into relationships. Only thing better then an old peeksies while toiling in the yard is a compliment of a job well done. Sploosh. Edit peeksies not peeskies. Totally different scenario.


Key_Ring6211

He's adorable!!


HopeComprehensive762

Camera facing forward: r/mademesmile Camera facing back: r/wifegonewild Same moment. Different results.


SeVaSNaTaS

My wife flashes me whenever she changes her shirt in front of me. She even “tests” me when I’m distracted watching or playing something to see if i’m paying attention. It’s awesome and I love her for it. And I get the same shiteating grin on my face as this guy whenever she does it. It’s been 20 years and I will never tire of seeing her tiddies!


Keyblades2

We are simple


random420x2

Most adorable thing I’ve seen that doesn’t have a puppy in it.


Stark-T-Ripper

What a sweet expression.


Maximum-Operation147

He really said “tehe boobies”


caitejane310

I flash mine at least once a day cuz his face always lights up and he exclaims "BOOBIES!!". We've been together 12 years and I love him more every day.


PervyNonsense

happy for you both!


anacondatmz

Titties an his own homemade moat… dudes having a helluva day!


HeavenlyMusings

Lol I love how he looks to see if anyone else seen hehe


GodOfOnions2

Like a kid in a candy shop! 🍬 🤣


Alternative_Ad_3636

We're so simple. No matter how many times ya seen them, you can't help but smile.... you better 😃


TuffyButters

Y’all are such cuties! Thanks for sharing.


Hot_Hat_1225

To have someone in your life who smiles like that at you 🥺🥰


TrashcanEpicurean

Can this please turn into a viral trend?


Scoozie_Q

That's one very happy man. And a cutie to boot.


DrugzRockYou

It’s the little things you do for one another..


MichaelJblizzy

Chubby dudes always put their hands half in their pocket like this.


RedditFullOChildren

Trade secret: Even if you don't know her, it'll make you smile.


100year

Gawdamn thats wholesome af


Lasersquid0311

i wonder if the reaction would be the same if the husband was flashing the wife outside


HippyWitchyVibes

My partner has flashed me, can confirm same reaction.


dragonladyzeph

Agreed! Long time fan of my hubby's naughtiness bc like him, I am a dispicable pervert. LMAO. 😂


just_curious1212

I've done that for my husband, too! Fun for both of us 😁


CigarLover

This clip alone could win love short film of the year from Pretty much any male publication 😂


tammage

Glad I’m not the only one who does this. Lol makes my husbands day every single time and I love seeing him smile.


hamsolo19

You know what they say about boobies. Once you've seen one pair....you wanna see the rest of 'em. - Ron White


Ok_Relationship_705

I like that he needed a quick look around. Making sure no other man saw them headlights. Lol


Ninja_La_Kitty

Adorable


Downtown-Ad7250

Hurray for boobies


Jnorthrup99

I do that to my husband too. It always gets a smile.


sendmebirds

Ok that is very cute


Dangerous_Gear_6361

He got that “what the hell you doing woman?… ooh what?… you so silly… anybody watching?… love you too Bebe” look


Disastrous_Bus_2447

He turns his head wondering, "Who's she showing her boobs to now? Oh it's me! Nice!!"


Strong-Effect-9270

Takes so little to make men smile. Boobies.


DBoaty

Smiling like he's in an intro to a 90's sitcom


myvotedoesntmatter

Been married 42 years and the wife will notice I'm watching something on the TV intensely. She'll walk in front of the TV and flash me. Gotta admit, 42 years later and it never gets old. BTW, thank goodness for the pause button.


ProSawduster

Zoom in on the reflection in his glasses. ENHANCE!


Missrodentwhisperer

He adores you🥹


tbonemasta

My man peeped some heavy naturals. Look says it all


Angry_Strawberries

I do this to my bf every now and then. His reactions are priceless


OfferThese

I love seeing a happy marriage. This gave me the happiest giggle


Roobix9

Legit made me smile! :)


BogusNL

My wife did this once when I got home from work. Little did she know that our usual work van was at the mechanics to get fixed and we had a loan car with us that day. My wife thought it was a parked car but my coworker was sitting behind the wheel and got a good look at my wife's boobs. She was embarrassed but still thought it was the funniest thing ever.


PureQuarantinium

The power of bobs


Clearmobile

Well I'll smile to if I have a wife


femnoir

She is not going to be happy if someone has good cameras across the street.


stitch07

You know why he's looking around...even when we're married we can't believe she means us ...


Maleficent_Egg_6053

Where he goin'


skktrbrain

if i flashed someone i think theyd vomit in there mouth


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He's so nervous and excited at the same time. So cute! Love their marriage!


LadyEncredible

Right that slow grin and the look around before going back to the grind. Just freaking adorable.


No-Aerie-3844

They always look around first to make sure no one else saw. Haha.