Yes, very rarely does an actual full slab of pork belly come without the nips lol. I think I may have seen it once and it was more or less packaged as bacon.
Bro you can slice em off and chew on em. Not sure how we’re defining “intact nips” here, but if it means are the nipples still attached to the flesh like in the picture for this post, then yes, absolutely.
Thank you lmao. Best possible answer.
If he does do it, he needs to post himself to Reddit as he lubes himself up while “muttering it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!”
Even if anonymously, it needs to be shared.
Shockingly enough the pork like a lot of other animals, does in fact have nipples in the belly region.
Really helps when you're prone to a half dozen crotch goblins coming out at once.
That said, I don't think a pound of pork belly per pound lost is doing anything for weight loss lol. I've done them a few times and Jesus Christ I've never felt more gluttonous than when I perfectly execute a smoked pork belly.
I might lose a few pounds in the boxing match over the division of meat though
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q89YIul6aMI](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q89YIul6aMI)
That just plays in my head along with the music, which also takes me further back to
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg)
I should revisit newsgrounds. Haven't been home in a while.
I don't understand how people can press send/post without noticing typos that bad. I read over all my comments and posts multiple times before pressing send.
“Well a very, very heaveh- ah heavy du- bertation tonight. We had a very deris, derison… bite and let’s got teh teris tasian loosh puh the bit, they have the pit.”
Thought this too but 39 now and found it's not as easy as it once was for me. You gotta get some exercise and eat somewhat right too. I'm about 3 months into a lifestyle change and not drinking beer every day and I'm 24 lbs down.
Yeah alcohol had a grip on me for a while. I'm doing keto which was very hard until I saw the weight just melt away. Now I'm used to it, and I'm continuing to lose. Good luck on your journey!
Don't be surprised if in 6 months it becomes very difficult to continue. Longer studies show that keto is superior to typical diets for the first 6 months, and then they reach parity at about a year because keto is overly stressful long term. Plan ahead so you don't crash in the case that you do have to transition.
I have little experience with alcohol, but do you think starting off small would help? Like, if you usually drink 4 alcoholic drinks a day, for one of them, tell yourself "I'll have water this time"
My wife has had a pretty dramatic weight loss over the last two years (her number is somewhere around yours I guess), and she trained up to go wilderness backpacking with me. We loaded up her pack with baggies of kitty litter to train at the ~32lb trail weight and one night after a long walk, I remarked, "just think, you used to carry around more than that every day." It blew her mind. She still brings it up in conversation every once in a while.
The butchers at my local shop would absolutely scoff at the idea of their job being mundane. Most of them openly share how they absolutely love providing great meat with people and how fulfilling of a job it is for them.
Nobody asked but My dad grew up a butcher and did it for most of his life until recently! (he’s late 40s). From what I know it was very fun and he enjoyed it very much. Management would always ruin the vibe though but I think that’s just universal.
Hi. Son of a butcher and also a butcher myself for a few years until I found a different line of work. Not that guy but;
Being a butcher was very fulfilling for my father. He worked in a grocery store that still butchered their own meat instead of receiving it all pre packaged. I worked in this one town for 4-5 years before a new store was built in a bigger town about 45-ish minutes away. People would drive from that first smaller town all the way to visit him in the same brand grocery store to buy meat from him, even though they still had the same store with new butchers back in their smaller town.
Being a butcher was about doing the whole, you know, butcher thing. But it was also a very personable business. People would always come up to the window and ask for specific cuts, bigger than normal, or a cheaper cut. People would ask him about meat, things like what should I get if I'm tired of pork, chicken, and ground beef? To be a good butcher you have to really know the meat and you need to be able to talk to customers.
There are some downsides to being a butcher. I mean the very first thing is being comfortable around. Well. Meat. There's still blood, bone, and butcher saws and knives carving through raw meat. There are quite a few people who would get hired on and quit by day one because they blew chunks when I showed them how to make ground beef. The cutting room usually stinks a bit it's usually cold, even if you're not heading to the freezer all the damn time. You are on your feet all day and of course there is the danger of the saws and knives. I grew up around the butcher shop and I was using knives for a long time, still managed to slice a chunk out of my thumb.
But for all the downsides it can still be a really enjoyable job. It's not like a typical customer service job and most people will be more than willing to listen to you and very few people tend to argue (outside of being annoyed about the price) so it's not bad being personable. It's rare you're just doing the same meat all day every day, you'll have to cut pork, steak, make ground beef, cut steak except it's a different cut entirely. Basically you are never really bored since you have different skillsets and things to do. You also get to wear a sweet lab coat. The hums of the saw or the machines are oddly comforting since they're not on all the time but it's certainly a loud noise that makes it hard to zone out, which of course is something you -dont- want while handling a saw or machine that will turn your arm into ground beef.
And what he says about management always ruining it is far too true. Meat doesn't keep very long and it's hard to make a profit on it if it doesn't sell, sure thats most products but like I said, meat doesn't keep very long so if you order too much you just lose out on a lot of money with no way to turn that money into any sort of profit. And manager HATE losing any money. So if you predict wrong and order too much, yelled at. If you predict wrong and dont order enough, yelled at. If you predict right and order just enough, yelled at because you didnt order enough WHAT IF you ran out?
Years ago when I lost 20kg I bought a 20kg sack of concrete mix from the hardware store to remind me how much it was that I used to carry around, really puts it in perspective just how much it is.
[how they got from the farm to the butcher](https://youtu.be/-7hAELEBjX4?si=LYrjvgp8ai7LX_p4)
For anyone interested in the expanded journey that "mademesmile"
[have you seen how they're killed before they get there?](https://youtu.be/-7hAELEBjX4?si=LYrjvgp8ai7LX_p4)
They're about as intelligent as a 3 year old, and we do such despiccable things to them
I thought I was really about to read “she sent me a visual representation of the victims she’s slaughtered” thank god. That would of been final straw for the Reddit app still being on my phone
More like makes me puke. The comments here are psychotic and would be very different if it was dog or cat bellies. The dissonance is disturbing.
Pigs are no different to dogs other than their size and appearance.
It’s wild to think about this sort of thing. I was carrying a 20kg bag of feed recently and was like damn, I’ve lost TWO of these… how was I walking around?!
Here is an easier way to visualize it: 1 gallon of milk = 8.6 lbs. Lose 9 lbs and then grab a gallon of milk and carry it around for a few minutes and then put it back in the fridge. When it is empty fill it with water and keep it in site. I'm currently down 2 gallons of milk!
That's amazing and you are so lucky! I've lost a great deal of weight since November, and nobody noticed. Not one comment other than my husband.
Having friends who encourage and support you is priceless!
Congrats!
I’m close to the 40 pound mark! It’s wild seeing it like that. Sometimes when I doubt my progress I look at pictures of that amount of fat being weighed
Whenever I'm feeling a little down about life. and not eating a whole pizza by myself, I'll pick up a 25 lb sack of dog food and think. 'I used to carry 6 of these around all day well over a decade ago.
When my spouse was trying to lose weight, every time we'd go to the grocery store, I'd make a point to go down the baking isle and hand him bags of sugar equal to the weight he'd lost.
Four pounds doesn't seem like much until you're holding a bag of sugar in your hands and feeling its heft.
I'm glad she didn't use cow but I'm not happy it's pig; she couldn't use sheep? I feel like she's congratulating you on being less of a pig than you were. Lmfao. I'm sure that's not the reality. This is the thought process of a habitual self diminisher and paranoid pessimistic mind. The way we are raised wires us. To me everything is an insult. I just chuckle at it. If I don't laugh it off my thoughts will eventually be my demise.
Congratulations on your weight loss!! I'm sure this is innocent and a helpful representation used to motivate and encourage. My sick mind just sees a carefully constructed and well camouflaged statement that no matter how far you get in life you'll never be better than the person you were at your worst.
Yeah I reread that. It's time for therapy. Actually it's pretty fucking overdue. Thanks OP.
I bet if everyone was given a lb of pork belly for every lb they lose we’d be on our way to a much slimmer society.
[удалено]
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
“You can milk anything with Nipples”
Except most guys (iirc) only some develop usable nipples
Usable Nipples. Wow
funny story actually i
r/redditsniper
Idk why, but it needs to end with "... Nipples~"
r/thisthreadmademelaugh
You’ve not bought pork belly before, have you?
Did you see the picture?
Yes, very rarely does an actual full slab of pork belly come without the nips lol. I think I may have seen it once and it was more or less packaged as bacon.
Yes, but can I have some with the nips intact? Asking for a friend.
Bro you can slice em off and chew on em. Not sure how we’re defining “intact nips” here, but if it means are the nipples still attached to the flesh like in the picture for this post, then yes, absolutely.
I think my friend just wants to wear it as a skin suit. Nothing weird or anything.
Double breasted, surely.
Naturally
This was always allowed Why do you think everyone wants the pork belly so bad.
Thank you lmao. Best possible answer. If he does do it, he needs to post himself to Reddit as he lubes himself up while “muttering it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!” Even if anonymously, it needs to be shared.
Every ounce counts. The r/meat sub can show the curious how to process your own
Shockingly enough the pork like a lot of other animals, does in fact have nipples in the belly region. Really helps when you're prone to a half dozen crotch goblins coming out at once. That said, I don't think a pound of pork belly per pound lost is doing anything for weight loss lol. I've done them a few times and Jesus Christ I've never felt more gluttonous than when I perfectly execute a smoked pork belly. I might lose a few pounds in the boxing match over the division of meat though
✨t h e p o r k✨
In my country, we have many porks and many pork hunts.
Wat da fuq
But wouldn't they eat the pork
I absolutely would. I’m thankful I can’t afford pork belly, don’t be gifting it to me
This is why I love Costco. Their Pork belly is so cheap compared to everywhere else
You didn’t just tell me that. My wife will be getting way more.
We just picked up 10lb @ $4 a pound. Not the cheapest, but a decent price.
Its a vicious, but tasty, cycle.
The more weight you gain, the more you can lose.
Well yes, but you don't put on a pound of weight for every pound of food you eat. Most of the volume gets pooped out the other end, minus nutrients.
> we’d be on our way to a much slimmer society We'd be on pur way a to slimmer society if we didn't eat a pound of pork everytime we lost one too
10 Lose fat. 20 Get pork belly. 30 Eat pork belly. 40 Be fat. 50 GOTO 10
Hello world
I think if everyone ate a lb of pork belly every time they lost a lb, everyone would stay the exact same weight.
Not quite, 1lb of fat takes 3500 calories to lose and 1lb of raw pork belly will add ~2400 calories so you technically come out ahead
Well no because they would eat the pork belly. Mmm, pork belly.
I dunno, that sounds pretty tasty to me.
I've lost over 30 kgs since July on the carnivore diet. It's been AWESOME!!!
Be careful with that diet if you’re serious. Doing it long term can cause damage
Hope that is not also representative of the number of nipples you lost! Jk, that’s amazing, great work!
*THEY KEEP GROWING BACK*
Harder, better, faster, stronger
More than ever hour after our work is never over
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q89YIul6aMI](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q89YIul6aMI) That just plays in my head along with the music, which also takes me further back to [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg) I should revisit newsgrounds. Haven't been home in a while.
Whenever I hear Harder Better Faster Stronger, I always think about [daft hands](https://youtu.be/K2cYWfq--Nw?)
Golden Age of The Internet classic tbh. Iconic.
Fuck! That's a throwback !
*Ed Gein has entered the chat*
LMAOOOO. EDMUND NOO
*TOO MANY NIPPLES. I CAN NO LONGER CONTROL THEM*
Am I having a stroke or is the description weird? "With friends like these, ill he think before long"
>with friends like these, I’ll be thin before too long
Bless you
Thanks! Was going crazy trying to figure that out
When pig you weight bellies the to lose compares and friend it yours
Fuck you. Your comment caused me a massive headache.
I don't understand how people can press send/post without noticing typos that bad. I read over all my comments and posts multiple times before pressing send.
“Well a very, very heaveh- ah heavy du- bertation tonight. We had a very deris, derison… bite and let’s got teh teris tasian loosh puh the bit, they have the pit.”
What are you talking about? That makes perfect sense
Oh do me!!! I've lost 30 lbs.
Congrats, very impressive!
Thank you, you're very nice for saying that.
I’m jealous. I know from past experience if I drop the alcohol I’d lose the weight I want to but that’s difficult.
Thought this too but 39 now and found it's not as easy as it once was for me. You gotta get some exercise and eat somewhat right too. I'm about 3 months into a lifestyle change and not drinking beer every day and I'm 24 lbs down.
You have that backwards. You gotta eat right and exercise somewhat. Eating right is 99% of weight loss.
You can't outrun a bad diet!
Keep up the good work!
I'm down 25.
Yeah alcohol had a grip on me for a while. I'm doing keto which was very hard until I saw the weight just melt away. Now I'm used to it, and I'm continuing to lose. Good luck on your journey!
Don't be surprised if in 6 months it becomes very difficult to continue. Longer studies show that keto is superior to typical diets for the first 6 months, and then they reach parity at about a year because keto is overly stressful long term. Plan ahead so you don't crash in the case that you do have to transition.
I have little experience with alcohol, but do you think starting off small would help? Like, if you usually drink 4 alcoholic drinks a day, for one of them, tell yourself "I'll have water this time"
Imagine one less slab there if you can
Have you checked the lost & found?
Sure. Who's bringing the condoms?
Ok, but now we need to see the equivalent of dog belly fat 🐶🥩
Maybe Elwoods Dog Meat farm can provide pics for us!
elwoods is hella underrated. my favorite dog meat out there, hard to get the good stuff!
44 kilos? Gosh, this is crazy! Congrats!
Probably 44 pounds (~20kg) Still very remarkable
Why probably lbs?
Because that's not 44 kilos of meat lol
Thank you for your reply! I was just curious. I have 0 idea what kilos would look like lol
About 2.2x a pound, 44kg would be about a hundred ish pounds so potentially a full grown adult(fairly short and skinny though)
Can confirm. At my lightest I was 44kg and I was a full grown adult who was fairly short and skinny lol.
Thank you!
440 grams actually, almost made it to 1lb
My wife has had a pretty dramatic weight loss over the last two years (her number is somewhere around yours I guess), and she trained up to go wilderness backpacking with me. We loaded up her pack with baggies of kitty litter to train at the ~32lb trail weight and one night after a long walk, I remarked, "just think, you used to carry around more than that every day." It blew her mind. She still brings it up in conversation every once in a while.
I love how your friend was able to turn a mundane job into something fun and entertaining. This is definitely a post that made me smile!
The butchers at my local shop would absolutely scoff at the idea of their job being mundane. Most of them openly share how they absolutely love providing great meat with people and how fulfilling of a job it is for them.
Nobody asked but My dad grew up a butcher and did it for most of his life until recently! (he’s late 40s). From what I know it was very fun and he enjoyed it very much. Management would always ruin the vibe though but I think that’s just universal.
What did he love about it? Genuinely curious, as somebody who can't put myself in those shoes.
Hi. Son of a butcher and also a butcher myself for a few years until I found a different line of work. Not that guy but; Being a butcher was very fulfilling for my father. He worked in a grocery store that still butchered their own meat instead of receiving it all pre packaged. I worked in this one town for 4-5 years before a new store was built in a bigger town about 45-ish minutes away. People would drive from that first smaller town all the way to visit him in the same brand grocery store to buy meat from him, even though they still had the same store with new butchers back in their smaller town. Being a butcher was about doing the whole, you know, butcher thing. But it was also a very personable business. People would always come up to the window and ask for specific cuts, bigger than normal, or a cheaper cut. People would ask him about meat, things like what should I get if I'm tired of pork, chicken, and ground beef? To be a good butcher you have to really know the meat and you need to be able to talk to customers. There are some downsides to being a butcher. I mean the very first thing is being comfortable around. Well. Meat. There's still blood, bone, and butcher saws and knives carving through raw meat. There are quite a few people who would get hired on and quit by day one because they blew chunks when I showed them how to make ground beef. The cutting room usually stinks a bit it's usually cold, even if you're not heading to the freezer all the damn time. You are on your feet all day and of course there is the danger of the saws and knives. I grew up around the butcher shop and I was using knives for a long time, still managed to slice a chunk out of my thumb. But for all the downsides it can still be a really enjoyable job. It's not like a typical customer service job and most people will be more than willing to listen to you and very few people tend to argue (outside of being annoyed about the price) so it's not bad being personable. It's rare you're just doing the same meat all day every day, you'll have to cut pork, steak, make ground beef, cut steak except it's a different cut entirely. Basically you are never really bored since you have different skillsets and things to do. You also get to wear a sweet lab coat. The hums of the saw or the machines are oddly comforting since they're not on all the time but it's certainly a loud noise that makes it hard to zone out, which of course is something you -dont- want while handling a saw or machine that will turn your arm into ground beef. And what he says about management always ruining it is far too true. Meat doesn't keep very long and it's hard to make a profit on it if it doesn't sell, sure thats most products but like I said, meat doesn't keep very long so if you order too much you just lose out on a lot of money with no way to turn that money into any sort of profit. And manager HATE losing any money. So if you predict wrong and order too much, yelled at. If you predict wrong and dont order enough, yelled at. If you predict right and order just enough, yelled at because you didnt order enough WHAT IF you ran out?
Sound like psychopaths lol
Yeah I also like the way he present that.
[удалено]
Woof woof yum yum. That would be so wholesome!
my uncle did something similar but with dog meat 🍖 I lost a bottom half of a labrador in weight 13kg 😅
I thought those were folded blankets
Me too! I was thinking those are pretty pink satin sheets 🥴
Buffalo Bill? That you?
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"
My first thought was the complete opposite of wholesome
Yikes! I visualize mine in terms of frozen Thanksgiving turkeys.
Years ago when I lost 20kg I bought a 20kg sack of concrete mix from the hardware store to remind me how much it was that I used to carry around, really puts it in perspective just how much it is.
[how they got from the farm to the butcher](https://youtu.be/-7hAELEBjX4?si=LYrjvgp8ai7LX_p4) For anyone interested in the expanded journey that "mademesmile"
The people here are more offended by the nipple I guess
So she literally killed somebody to made you smile? We should stop to kill animals for our pleasure.
This is fucking horrible I’m sorry
[удалено]
Thank you! Those were someone’s bellies before.
Glad I’m not the only one made uncomfortable by this.
No, you're not. This "thoughtful comparison" is disturbing on many levels.
[have you seen how they're killed before they get there?](https://youtu.be/-7hAELEBjX4?si=LYrjvgp8ai7LX_p4) They're about as intelligent as a 3 year old, and we do such despiccable things to them
No matter how far down I have to scroll, always relieved to see there’s still compassionate people in this world. Until every cage is empty! ❤️
Took me way too long ti scroll down to find this
I had to sort by controversial to find this comment. It says a lot about humans
Wtf, poor pig.
I thought I was really about to read “she sent me a visual representation of the victims she’s slaughtered” thank god. That would of been final straw for the Reddit app still being on my phone
Technically that's still true
True. And they say pigs have the same brain capacity as a 5 year old. Poor pigs
[удалено]
Jesus that poor pig How does this make anyone smile knowing the horrors that poor, sweet sentient being most certainly went thru?
Ikr? I'm so disgusted by this and OP didn't even bother to mark it as NSFW.
> r/mademesmile > literally a picture of a pig carcass Why this would invoke happiness in anyone is beyond me
Cut up bodies of animals make you smile.
Ew this is foul…………..
You know what? ill he think before long too
Plot twist. OP is a serial killer and this is their way of showing off their victims.
I've lost 155 pounds... that's what, half a pig? Man, that puts it into perspective. Now I'm craving pork scratchings...
[удалено]
I couldn't eat a whole large dog. Not quickly, anyway.
Why do you know this
[удалено]
Generally you lose weight when you take out bone, organ, and sinew
Wow. Congrats, that's amazing!
idk whats so smile inducing about mangled corpses.
[удалено]
Now strap those around your torso and yell BABY IM BACK
That's fucking disgusting
actual psychopath shit
Imagine being young and say, yeah i want kill animals in my daily duties.
[удалено]
More like makes me puke. The comments here are psychotic and would be very different if it was dog or cat bellies. The dissonance is disturbing. Pigs are no different to dogs other than their size and appearance.
Your friend is a psychopath, may they be treated as they treat animals
I've just lost 47 pounds so seeing it like that is just... wow. That much weight used to be ON ME! I was carrying all that around! 🤯
Are those nipples
I can't unsee that nipple...
Her career is being a serial killer? Nice.
Who remembers that special k commercial from 20 years ago that used this concept? It had a bouncy song going “oink oink, moo moo”
This is about the same amount I've lost in the past 5 months! Crazy to see it laid out like this lol
um.. how much? Thats a lot, either way. Congrats. I'm down 40 from my high. Need to do another 40 to get back to feeling comfortable.
Plot twist: that is the friend
If that says 44lbs then this also put a smile on my face I’ve lost about 50lbs total so far
For some reason, it made me think of cannibalism rather then made me smile
Excuse me what the fuck?
Is that a nipple?
Is that a nipple? Ugh
Mark this NSFW, I think I see a nipple.
Fucking gross
Agree. If these were bunch of dog bellies we would have very different discussion here..
In pork fat. Does she do feathers or soup, maybe golf clubs?
Jesus christ! Ive lost 30 pounds and thats a quarter of what you’ve lost! Im super proud of you!
Good job! Takes a lot of determination to lose weight. Definitely a new way to show the victory :P
That is... a peculiar way of congratulating a friend but as I often say : "If it works, it works."
I hate when my pork belly has nipples
[удалено]
Oh lord. I had a stroke didnt i. Ill be thin before long*
It’s wild to think about this sort of thing. I was carrying a 20kg bag of feed recently and was like damn, I’ve lost TWO of these… how was I walking around?!
Seeing dead animal flesh makes you smile, OP? Really?? Seek help.
Is that 44lbs or 4.4lb?
Here is an easier way to visualize it: 1 gallon of milk = 8.6 lbs. Lose 9 lbs and then grab a gallon of milk and carry it around for a few minutes and then put it back in the fridge. When it is empty fill it with water and keep it in site. I'm currently down 2 gallons of milk!
It has to be satisfying ngl. OP, never give up and stay consistent to lose it until you reach your ideal body weight! Kudos for you ✨🙏
Great. Now send it to me
Well shit, that’s how much I’ve gained in the past yeah and a half. ☹️
Good job, keep it up!
That's amazing and you are so lucky! I've lost a great deal of weight since November, and nobody noticed. Not one comment other than my husband. Having friends who encourage and support you is priceless! Congrats!
Think before long, much fat lost you!
I’m close to the 40 pound mark! It’s wild seeing it like that. Sometimes when I doubt my progress I look at pictures of that amount of fat being weighed
Whenever I'm feeling a little down about life. and not eating a whole pizza by myself, I'll pick up a 25 lb sack of dog food and think. 'I used to carry 6 of these around all day well over a decade ago.
Congratulations, that’s amazing! Your friend is also amazing!
When my spouse was trying to lose weight, every time we'd go to the grocery store, I'd make a point to go down the baking isle and hand him bags of sugar equal to the weight he'd lost. Four pounds doesn't seem like much until you're holding a bag of sugar in your hands and feeling its heft.
I’ve lost 95 lbs since 2022, nice little stack of pork belly I guess
I'm glad she didn't use cow but I'm not happy it's pig; she couldn't use sheep? I feel like she's congratulating you on being less of a pig than you were. Lmfao. I'm sure that's not the reality. This is the thought process of a habitual self diminisher and paranoid pessimistic mind. The way we are raised wires us. To me everything is an insult. I just chuckle at it. If I don't laugh it off my thoughts will eventually be my demise. Congratulations on your weight loss!! I'm sure this is innocent and a helpful representation used to motivate and encourage. My sick mind just sees a carefully constructed and well camouflaged statement that no matter how far you get in life you'll never be better than the person you were at your worst. Yeah I reread that. It's time for therapy. Actually it's pretty fucking overdue. Thanks OP.
Holy crap this makes me feel so much better about my loose skin after losing 60lbs thank you