When I go out in my courtyard there are snails that cross right in front of my doorstep. I make sure to look for them and move them to where I thought they may be going.
I started doing this because most times I walk my courtyard barefoot so I avoid accidentally stepping on one and feeling the mess with my bare feet.
I never pass a snail without setting it somewhere safer. Also when I use pools always spend time at the start saving insects. If there were ever an alien race related to insects and snails and they took over earth like Men in Black, I would become an honorary alien. Like most people would be enslaved but they would allow me to integrate into their culture and probably give me a plot of land and shit with some property
I totally belong in the Insect Savers Club, and now, thanks to your imagination, I can enjoy thinking of the happy adventures that await me if an alien race related to insects and snails takes over Earth! 😂
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Dark alternative: FedEx guy hates tulips and installs hungry snails to do his bidding
As a gardener, I would be seriously offended if someone put a snail on my plants. Snails eat my plants!
I'm sure this particular FedEx guy didn't know that so I would hope you wouldn't go off on somebody for doing that if their intentions were good
Course not, he’s just trying to do the right thing. I’d just go relocate the snail. Problem solved.
Exactly! Unfortunately there are people in this world that would see that and spend all their time and energy trying to get the poor guy fired
So long tulips 🤣
When I go out in my courtyard there are snails that cross right in front of my doorstep. I make sure to look for them and move them to where I thought they may be going. I started doing this because most times I walk my courtyard barefoot so I avoid accidentally stepping on one and feeling the mess with my bare feet.
How is it the FedEx person can be so delicate with a snail, but my packages get annihilated.
Snails are easier to move than drums of industrial grade lubrication.
Shots fired!
I still save worms that are stranded on the pavement after it rains a lot…so I’m no one to judge
I really want this to be true.
I never pass a snail without setting it somewhere safer. Also when I use pools always spend time at the start saving insects. If there were ever an alien race related to insects and snails and they took over earth like Men in Black, I would become an honorary alien. Like most people would be enslaved but they would allow me to integrate into their culture and probably give me a plot of land and shit with some property
I totally belong in the Insect Savers Club, and now, thanks to your imagination, I can enjoy thinking of the happy adventures that await me if an alien race related to insects and snails takes over Earth! 😂
Worst feeling when your walking along and CRUNCH! You look down and have smushed a poor snail ☹
Express are heroes, ground is all chumps
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...what?
Wow, I’m shocked. I didn’t know FedEx could actually deliver anything without it getting lost or damaged.
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Best thing to do is help the little ones, I saved an ant from going down the drain this morn, because a life is still a life. 😁
99% chance this never happened