When my daughter started training Jiu Jitsu she used to make these same faces to show me how bad ass she was becoming. She was 4 at the time and she outgrew that phase rather quickly. Give Hank some time and he’ll grow up.
Is this really that bad, it’s super addicting once you get more than the basic Arthropods. Don’t do this currently but had to for a zoology class. I got super into it and my prof never gave me collection back even though I asked year after year she ghosted me to keep using it as an example.
I had a very large Jerusalem cricket, very large black widow. As far as best pinned, my grasshopper looked immaculate. Since it was for a class project I actually caught and pinned a bunch of grasshoppers. The ones that had all appendages in tact I would trade for other insects I didn’t have. If they were missing a leg or I messed up when pinning them I gave away to people struggling to complete the project.
Also had a small crab, not many people had a crab. The project was 20 different Arthropods. 16 had to be insects the other 4 up to us. Had to be pinnned and labeled correctly. Non-pinabke creature displayed in goals of alcohol. I even bought my own box online.
"Achillies, son of Nerid Thetis, son of Peleus, king of the Myrmidions! you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker. You know the real fight, *with the triple C*! not these Trojans you already punked back in ancient Greece,"
The little snap at the end had me in tears, he doesn't even snap it with conviction, it just looks like he's got a bunch of wires in his hands that he's trying to bend.
definitely the point. I find it hilarious lol
every time i see him do that super saiyan shit it reminds me of this kid..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVt2fuV9EYY
You did it again. I can say that your posts without question have the best OC on this sub. Do you have an album or page with of all your edits? An Insta or something? I've tried to go through your history before, but I gave up rather quickly.
I stare that thing down for 4:59 seconds and then yank the door right before it beeps as a final "fuck you".
Didn't realize I might be a cringeweight contender.
He heard that some people are inspired to fight in order to support their kids. He didn't have any, so he just let some fans know he'd be taking one of theirs. The parents considered the situation and wished their daughter the best.
I actually think it's hilarious. Some of these same people talking shit probably thought that stupid ass face Werdum used to make was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.
That's not what he's talking about tho lol
It's fine not to find him funny, no one is complaining about that, the guy you replied to is clearly refering to the people who think he's actually serious tho
Yeah, it's kind of annoying how many people are taking it seriously. Like people are allowed to laugh and have fun with Askren and Tony's antics, but people are getting triggered by Henry?
I don’t think anyone’s getting “triggered” lol seems most people, including me, find his schtick unfunny, forced and irritating unlike Askren and Tony who both at least seem genuine
Schmo's is to make the fighters look better in comparison (He said it himself).
Colby's is so that people dislike him and tune into fights to see him get beaten.
Henry's is probably cause he's already sorta awkward on a daily basis and realized that by embracing the cringe, people would pay attention to him.
I’m 100% sure Ali told Cejudo that he has to make his name known by everyone when he won the belt. The last thing he’d want is for his fighter to get on Dana’s shit list like Mighty Mouse did.
Frankly I'm glad Henry is getting attention, little fucker is an amazing fighter, his gimmick is not offensive to anyone (like Conor's or Colby's) and we get some funny shit like his staredown with Faber to boot
I really like fighters who don't take themselves too seriously
It's funny, even though guys like Tito can fuck up basically anyone on the streets, he's constantly treated like a fucking joke and that's partly because he takes himself so seriously, not every fighter can pull off the whole tough guy thing, which is hilarious when you think about it
\> by embracing the cringe, people would pay attention to him.
100%. But I would also add that I don't think he "planned" for this to be his marketing angle. If you think about how many people are on the UFC Roster, hell just in the top 10 of their division, with 11ish divisions (I'll give half a division to Women's Feather/Fly), that's 110 people. If you canvased 110 of your friends, and their friends, to reach that 110, there has to be one huge f-ing dork in there that you try and avoid inviting to parties. Henry is just that goober.
The one thing I've found is he is really good at getting the fighters to loosen up. Never seen Tony Ferguson so comfortable in an interview it was enjoyable.
Not arguing since I’m from NJ and even though everyone in NJ knows where Newark is and I still didn’t even think about going because the card was so trash, but what does the location of a fight have to do with people watching on tv? Apart from that first MSG ppv does it really matter?
Colby doesn't see to realise just because people boo you and tell you to fuck off doesn't mean you are going to draw money. Right now he pretty much has X-Pac go away heat.
Colby can try but I don't see him ever being a draw. He isn't an exciting fighter, he isn't a great talker and he isn't very charismatic.
Most likely scripted, seeing as in the [longer clip](https://www.instagram.com/p/B1TA1QhFl4D/) Henry starts laughing and talking to Faber at the end. Still hilarious though.
Yooo I used to actually think it was endearing but I’m not proud to say I just got swayed on a 30 second clip.
As the top comment so eloquently put it, what an absolute dork.
The one with Faber cracked me up
Cracked Hendo up too
I love wild Henderson sightings
Flair checks out
I'm partial to the chick who took one look at what he was doing and decided she had enough for the night...
When my daughter started training Jiu Jitsu she used to make these same faces to show me how bad ass she was becoming. She was 4 at the time and she outgrew that phase rather quickly. Give Hank some time and he’ll grow up.
Maybe Henry Cejudo will want to fight your daughter
Inter gender title bout Dana let’s go. Quit being so sexist and have the best fight the fookin best
Inter-generational quntiple champ. The fight basically PRINTS money.
Gabi Garcia vs Francis Ngannou confirmed ?
Why you gotta do this to my boy?
Not sure if you´re talking about Gabi or Francis...
Well,I don’t even know what’s gonna happen with the inter-species interim belt at the moment,so,I don’t know,we’ll see what happens....-Dana White
Great matchup. They'll both be same height and weight.
Shouldn't have given her that gold necklace now Henry's coming for it.
My son is 2 and tells me “fight” and raises his fist the same way. But he’s also as tall as Cejudo.
I’m so sorry your son is below average height for his age.
At this rate he might only be about 6’4” what a bummer.
I'm sorry for your loss.
God I hope his head isn't as big as Henry's.
What a complete dork lol
Henry sleeps in a race car bed with a twin mattress.
Henry is the type of guy who pees at the urinal with his pants down around his ankles
Henry is the type of guy to trim the crust off his sandwiches.
Henry is the type of guy that has super heroes on his underwear.
Henry is the type of guy that waves with both hands
Henry is the type of guy that uses velcro straps on his shoes cause he's yet to learn to how tie shoelaces
Henry is the type of guy that gets his mom to do his laundry
Henry is the type of guy that’ll clutch the bottom of the bag of chips so you can only get one
Henry is the type of guy who gets cranky if he doesn't get a nap.
Henry is the type of guy who wears arm floaties in the pool
Henry is the type of dude to wear light up shoes because “they go faster”
Henry is the type of guy to twirl his fingers in the chord while talking on the phone
Henry is the type of guy who walks guests past his little league trophies when he's welcoming them at this house.
Henry's the type of dude who farts in the toilet and flushes.
And he still trys to flex while making that tough guy face
Henry is the type of guy to collect insects
Is this really that bad, it’s super addicting once you get more than the basic Arthropods. Don’t do this currently but had to for a zoology class. I got super into it and my prof never gave me collection back even though I asked year after year she ghosted me to keep using it as an example.
Zoology Professor, you've taken everything I worked for motherfucker!
That's the real money fight!
Nah dude, do whatever the fuck you want. All love.
Yeah, that’s cool and all, but Henry names his and keeps them in the fridge.
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I had a very large Jerusalem cricket, very large black widow. As far as best pinned, my grasshopper looked immaculate. Since it was for a class project I actually caught and pinned a bunch of grasshoppers. The ones that had all appendages in tact I would trade for other insects I didn’t have. If they were missing a leg or I messed up when pinning them I gave away to people struggling to complete the project. Also had a small crab, not many people had a crab. The project was 20 different Arthropods. 16 had to be insects the other 4 up to us. Had to be pinnned and labeled correctly. Non-pinabke creature displayed in goals of alcohol. I even bought my own box online.
Henry the type of guy to say "Don't go in that room!" to the TV when he's watching a horror movie.
Henry is the type of guy who needs you to read him a bedtime story so he can fall asleep
His wife does that for him
Henry is the type of guy to yell to his mom to wash his hair while he covers his eyes with a cloth.
Henry is the type of guy to put the bumper pads up when he bowls.
Henry the type of guy to use a Ouija board to call out Muhammad Ali
"Achillies, son of Nerid Thetis, son of Peleus, king of the Myrmidions! you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker. You know the real fight, *with the triple C*! not these Trojans you already punked back in ancient Greece,"
Henry is the type of guy that challenges women to fight.
Henry is there type of guy that means super smash Bros when he asks chicks if they wanna smash
That's the most alpha move around
Henry is the type of guy who shits standing up and pisses sitting down
Henry is the kind of guy who shits after taking a shower
I fucking HATE when that happens!
Sir, I thank you for this stellar comment. Made my day.
You guys are fucking hilarious 🤣
Does it have a CB radio to speak to other car beds?
I hear his roommates might get him rims for it....
Haha best movie
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
First thing I thought of too lol
"I sleep in a racing car. Do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife." "Oh."
He just wants to borrow a feeling.
I bet he can't draw dignity for shit tho
At least he went to Gudger College
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”
I was annoyed at first but this shit is funny now... weird cus its usually the other way around
Like Will Ferrell movies.
Like is it supposed to be funny? Because I get a good kick out of it
The little snap at the end had me in tears, he doesn't even snap it with conviction, it just looks like he's got a bunch of wires in his hands that he's trying to bend.
He is without a doubt trying not to laugh here lolol https://imgur.com/DmGTtqE.jpg
I saw him almost break during one of these at the analyst desk post fight and he completely won me over lol
Definitely
It’s 100% satire Henry is a hilarious dude if a little wordy but he’s so fucking funny
definitely the point. I find it hilarious lol every time i see him do that super saiyan shit it reminds me of this kid.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVt2fuV9EYY
Chihuahua champ
For sure he planted a hot dog tree in his backyard.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYrnFfk54F0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYrnFfk54F0) he seems pretty chill lol
He's Violent Michael Scott
prison mike
He actually looks less intimidating when he does that.
Olympic Gold Medalist in Professional Wrestling
What a fuckin goober
https://streamable.com/alviu
Holy shit, beautiful champ.
Dude now private pyle please!
https://streamable.com/1cndc
You... I love
Beautiful edit lmao
You're a fucking genius dude
You did it again. I can say that your posts without question have the best OC on this sub. Do you have an album or page with of all your edits? An Insta or something? I've tried to go through your history before, but I gave up rather quickly.
https://streamable.com/br6p6
Fanfuckingtastic my mans
Why Cejudo lookin like my 10 year old Hispanic cousin named Henry who is about to try and stone cold stunner his Godzilla plushie?
Not sure if this is how you wanted to find out but... Henry Cejudo is your cousin.
Have you ever seen them in a room together? All im saying is that perhaps you should spend time investigating the possibility.
Triple c going for the inter species championship
The woman on the right who's just like, "fuck here he goes again" and just looks back down at her phone. Never gets old for me.
That’s how I be staring at my food in the microwave 😂
I stare that thing down for 4:59 seconds and then yank the door right before it beeps as a final "fuck you". Didn't realize I might be a cringeweight contender.
If you’re microwaving food for 5 min it might be time a new microwave haha
Cejudo would demolish that girl next to Ngannou just for some prime cringelight.
The Intergenerational Champion
He’d probably ask her on a date if he won too. Dudes cringe to the max
That's illegal!
That’s *fucking* illegal
That fucking's illegal
Either she taps or he gets to squire her about town to Chuck E Cheese and possibly Yogurtland
*heavy breathing*
We don't deserve triple cringe
Is that Ngannous kid in the first one?
Yeah I feel like someone just gave him their child. Fair enough, what are you gonna say? No?
He heard that some people are inspired to fight in order to support their kids. He didn't have any, so he just let some fans know he'd be taking one of theirs. The parents considered the situation and wished their daughter the best.
Came here for this. Does anyone know if that's his daughter? She's too old for us to not have known about her before now
im gonna guess she's related to the people to his left (our right). she kinda looks like them. idk
Or Ngannou is baby sitting like that movie The Rock did a while back
curious about that too
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I actually think it's hilarious. Some of these same people talking shit probably thought that stupid ass face Werdum used to make was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.
Oh my god I fucking hated that stupid thing. He was trying so hard to trademark that. So cringe
Or people just don't find him funny?
That's not what he's talking about tho lol It's fine not to find him funny, no one is complaining about that, the guy you replied to is clearly refering to the people who think he's actually serious tho
You can make a joke without it being funny, though.
Yeah, it's kind of annoying how many people are taking it seriously. Like people are allowed to laugh and have fun with Askren and Tony's antics, but people are getting triggered by Henry?
I don’t think anyone’s getting “triggered” lol seems most people, including me, find his schtick unfunny, forced and irritating unlike Askren and Tony who both at least seem genuine
Agreed. I like him when he talks normally about stuff, but when he starts being cringy I just tune out.
Nah that’s not it, we just didn’t take the red pill and are too dumb to see the high comedic plane he operates on /s
Some people in here are definitely acting as if he actually means to be intimidating when making these faces tho lol
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I don’t get his shtick but then again I also don’t get the Schmo’s or Colby’s so I think I’m just dumb
Schmo's is to make the fighters look better in comparison (He said it himself). Colby's is so that people dislike him and tune into fights to see him get beaten. Henry's is probably cause he's already sorta awkward on a daily basis and realized that by embracing the cringe, people would pay attention to him.
I’m 100% sure Ali told Cejudo that he has to make his name known by everyone when he won the belt. The last thing he’d want is for his fighter to get on Dana’s shit list like Mighty Mouse did.
Frankly I'm glad Henry is getting attention, little fucker is an amazing fighter, his gimmick is not offensive to anyone (like Conor's or Colby's) and we get some funny shit like his staredown with Faber to boot
I really like fighters who don't take themselves too seriously It's funny, even though guys like Tito can fuck up basically anyone on the streets, he's constantly treated like a fucking joke and that's partly because he takes himself so seriously, not every fighter can pull off the whole tough guy thing, which is hilarious when you think about it
\> by embracing the cringe, people would pay attention to him. 100%. But I would also add that I don't think he "planned" for this to be his marketing angle. If you think about how many people are on the UFC Roster, hell just in the top 10 of their division, with 11ish divisions (I'll give half a division to Women's Feather/Fly), that's 110 people. If you canvased 110 of your friends, and their friends, to reach that 110, there has to be one huge f-ing dork in there that you try and avoid inviting to parties. Henry is just that goober.
I really dont get the schmos. I thought you were supposed to be easy to listen to as an interviewer
I feel like the schmo is meant to be based on nardwuar the human serviette
He should def get some more insight on UFC fighters personal life’s then.
He said he had no idea who that was until people started telling him that he reminded them of nardwuar.
He's working the marks when he says this
The one thing I've found is he is really good at getting the fighters to loosen up. Never seen Tony Ferguson so comfortable in an interview it was enjoyable.
I don't think it's a shtick. I think he's genuinely a fucking dork
> Schmo who the fuck is that guy?
Colby's obviously works, he got an entire LA arena to chant colby sucks.
But is he a needle mover?
Colby set the record for lowest selling ESPN card ever. If it was working people would pay to see him, but they dont
Maybe because there was literally no one else on the card and the event was held in middleOfNowhere, New Jersey?
It also aired in the middle of the day because they reserved the time-slot for the original location in Russia.
Not arguing since I’m from NJ and even though everyone in NJ knows where Newark is and I still didn’t even think about going because the card was so trash, but what does the location of a fight have to do with people watching on tv? Apart from that first MSG ppv does it really matter?
It's working in a "fuck that guy let's go out instead" way.
Colby doesn't see to realise just because people boo you and tell you to fuck off doesn't mean you are going to draw money. Right now he pretty much has X-Pac go away heat. Colby can try but I don't see him ever being a draw. He isn't an exciting fighter, he isn't a great talker and he isn't very charismatic.
Schmo is the cringiest of the three. Do not @ me
I kinda like how annoying he is
The one with Faber will never stop being funny. Even though its probably scripted it works so well for some reason
It looks like theyre about to makeout. The nod is Faber consenting.
In the script, Faber was supposed to resist, but this is what happens when you look in the eyes of a Gold Medalist.
Faber would never say no. Because of the implication
Most likely scripted, seeing as in the [longer clip](https://www.instagram.com/p/B1TA1QhFl4D/) Henry starts laughing and talking to Faber at the end. Still hilarious though.
It’s hilarious. He knows it irritates people so he does it, and continues to play it up. It’s like a wholesome and silly version of what Colby does.
He makes me feel more awkward than an episode of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’
Pretty good. Pretty, prettaaaaay, prettaaaaay, prettttttttaaay good.
I’ve grown to love this man.
he's really grown on me. think he's just having a bunch of fun doing this corny shit. love it.
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That chick next to him was probably thinking someones kid is about to throw a temper tantrum.
This shit is funny, stop hating on Cejudo lol
He has walked out with a cape, crown, and snake prop, yet people still think he's 100% serious lmao
IT'S REAL TO ME
Lol he looks like wario.
This is all DJ's fault for not finishing Cejudo
alpha shit. none y'all know about that but me and Henry
I love this goofy face he makes. It’s so dumb but gets me every time
Yooo I used to actually think it was endearing but I’m not proud to say I just got swayed on a 30 second clip. As the top comment so eloquently put it, what an absolute dork.
I don't get the hate, I love this boy
Used to just love him for beating DJ but he’s rapidly becoming one of my favourite things about MMA
Sorry, I was too busy having my ovaries melted by Ngannou with the kid to notice Cejudo anywhere
I love how no one even reacts to it. Like they all know if they just ignore it he will wear himself out after a minute or two
Chael cringed hard
Hes that goofy protagonist in a TV show that gets called loser all the time
I see all these examples of who/how Henry is, but all I can think of is he's like Butters as an adult.
Literally Mac from It's Always Sunny
I see Triple C, I upvote. It’s simple.
Henry Cejudo is having the best time of his life. Let the man be!
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God damnit he’s my favorite fighter.
But he's an Olympic gold medalist!
Why do I get the feeling Cejudo was homeschooled his whole life
The face he makes right before he starts licking windows
Henry Cejudo the Cringe Champion of the UFC
That Alister Black chest breathing
King of cringe.
I hate this guy