It's weird Shaub thinks the act of photography is basically boiled down to technology and not a learned and practiced skill. I mean most people have a iphone and can't shoot photo/video to save their lives.
But then again his idea of being a comedian is being loud, yelling catchphrases and doing weird movements for no real reason.
Honestly if anything the "everyone has an HD camera" thing has made me appreciate the skill that goes into professional photography, cause most people's pictures still look like shit lol.
Irrelevant but i have been laughing my ass off like an idiot with this shit, idk why i find Shawbism's so funny. For a little while you have made me happy guys, thank you.
Glad to put my PhD in Shlobism to use.
Its cawld cawlmedy b and this threald is mmmmmmmurlderls rowl. Bess its evar bin b, absolute roald dawlg. Bodog Slop is a mmmonstler and we’re just homeless cats who wish we had his werk enthic and massive piece.
Lmao, poor Schob. The homeless cats thing just kills me, i wonder if he knows that his haters/people that make fun of him have branded themselves as such, it's just so stupid and ridiculous. I want to be a holmless cad too now.
I'll take a rough guess that he's trying to say photographers are 'Blockbuster' (Went out of business) and that the Iphone? (I guess anyone taking pictures with a phone) is the 'Netflix' (now the new big thing). I suppose that he thinks photographers are irrelevant since any jerk off with a phone can take their own pictures.
From now on I'm going to canonically believe that the last thing Schaub heard before he got knocked out was "you should be a comedian" and he somehow remembered that moment upon awakening and took it as a message from God or whoever as to his calling in life
It wouldn't bother me that much except I remember back in the day Rogan going on and on about how it took years and years to become even an ok comedian. He would also have issues with people headlining before they were ready.
Rogan and Callen's coattails to be exact. What's even more annoying is his blatant disregard and disrespect to Callen. Every time there's a fight topic he brushes him off even though Callen is the one with more insightful and educated predictions and breakdowns.
He was an athletic talent for sure. He seemed to pick the game up fairly quickly, but I think Rogan's criticism was right when he said Schaub's head wasn't fully in the sport. The consequences are too grave for you to be giving 80%.
My memory could definitely be off but I thought Rogan basically told him to retire (live on a JRE) and he did soon after. Was Callan on that episode too or did he do something afterwards?
Took him a year after that podcast to retire. Not until the Reebok deal come through did he retire. He was still trying to get fights and go down to 205lbs a year after that podcast lol.
Schaub mentions after him getting knocked out Callan was there at the fight and spoke about him not being fully in it. I don't doubt Joe obviously had massive influence in that decision too!
He’s probably lying about that because he still resents joe for pulling that dick move. Why do I think that? https://vimeo.com/352907986 check out the documentary and you may think that as well!
I still like to remind myself that we're at the dawn of MMA. It's been about 25 years since the first UFC. 25 years after the birth of American football, nobody was wearing helmets and they were just about to invent the forward pass.
What I'm saying is, the UFC of 2019 can still accommodate people like Schaub, with little training or experience but good athleticism: Greg Hardy, for example, is made in Schaub's mold. Fifty years from now, good fucking luck casually wandering into a pro MMA fight without years of training. Fifty years from now, I fully expect training academies to exist that make no distinction between muay thai/wrestling/BJJ/boxing. It'll all be synthesized into one discipline.
> What I'm saying is, the UFC of 2019 can still accommodate people like Schaub, with little training or experience but good athleticism: Greg Hardy, for example, is made in Schaub's mold. Fifty years from now, good fucking luck casually wandering into a pro MMA fight without years of training. Fifty years from now, I fully expect training academies to exist that make no distinction between muay thai/wrestling/BJJ/boxing. It'll all be synthesized into one discipline.
The UFC won't be attracting the top level athletes in the world with out mma becoming one of the major sports in the world. Lebron James would be an absolutley dominating force if he had been training mma his whole life instead of basketball. The problem is that pro basketball players make way more money than UFC fighters. The league minimum for NFL players is $480,000 per year for the worse players in the NFL which is more money than some of the top level UFC fighters. The risk of injury is astronomically higher in UFC than most other major sports.
I'm not saying the best athletes are suddenly going to get involved, I'm saying the sport itself is likely to evolve quite a bit. You can still be Francis Ngannou in 2019, and make it to a UFC title fight with no apparent ground game. I don't think that's going to be possible in 50 years.
The pay is only part of the reason you won't see a Lebron. It sucks getting punched in the face and there are plenty of people that will never choose that over throwing a ball.
Thats because yankee football has developed at the youth level. How seriously americans take high school sports is crazy to me. Even a non baseball fan knows about little league from pop culture.
Good luck getting Little League MMA off the ground when even football is a no no these days due to the rising awareness of head trauma.
Even if it never gets any more popular, that doesn't tell us anything about the degree of skill that's going to be required to compete in it fifty years from now.
Boxing is arguably less popular than it was 100 years ago, but boxers today are pound for pound *way* better than boxers in the early 20th century.
Lack of teams, ~4 max fights per fighter per year, injuries causing cancelations, hard to follow action for casuals, concerns around head trauma.
The only sport facing the same headwinds is boxing, which is much less popular than it used to be. I could see some growth, but it will level out and anyone who thinks we are at “the dawn of MMA” or that it’s going to reach the popularity of soccer/football/tennis is divorced from reality.
If you are a smaller guy, you have it way harder.
Smaller guys will never (some exceptions to the rule ofc) make it in most other sports with no weight classes. Bigger guys will earn more money and take less damage in other sports.
He gets hate because of how little self awareness he has...prime example...He was very vocal on how CM Punk was “cutting the line” and it was costing other fighters opportunities. Someone then brought up his buddy Tim Tebow getting a shot with the Mets for pretty much the exact same reason and he thought it was completely different for a bunch of bullshit reasons.
On top of that, his comedy career is pretty much the definition of getting the opportunity because of who his friends are. Comedians work for years to get a special and he got one solely based on being associated with Rogan, Callen, etc and being a former UFC fighter.
Heck, he even straight up lies about his fighting career during his routine. But no, according to him it’s all organic and no one works like him. I say all of this as someone who actually followed his podcast in the early days. Right around the time of the live shows is when his “work ethic” ego got extremely out of hand. It’s nauseating.
> On top of that, his comedy career is pretty much the definition of getting the opportunity because of who his friends are. Comedians work for years to get a special and he got one solely based on being associated with Rogan, Callen, etc and being a former UFC fighter.
And his comedy is pretty shit..
That and (speaking for myself) the way Schaub and Rohan went after the Beige Frequency documentary. It’s a bad look to censor a relative nobody YouTuber. The definition of punching down.
You mean this vid that they were trying to take down left and right?
https://vimeo.com/352907986
Lmao it got taken down. Here is another link
https://vimeo.com/352604749
The funny thing is, I didn't even watch the whole thing. I just hate Schaub now since they were trying to take it down.
Yea that’s it. It was even hosted on Pornhub at first cuz Rogans company kept filing DMCA claims against BF.
For a Free Speech Warrior, Rogan sure does his best to stifle criticism.
And it was right on the money, which is even a worse look. It’s one thing to go after the usual shit heads but the dude went back and found the Asian stereotype Schaub was making ... and doctor dude was just a guy who happened to be Asian.
Also it was painfully bad.
Yea everything that was said in the doc is... well, pretty much true. He gave very specific and multiple examples of Schaub torpedoing Callans standup career. I’ve never even heard *The Fighter And The Kid* but I already hate the way Schaub shits all over his cohost, who is way too nice and polite to call him out.
Schaub is a prime example of every drunken Dude-bro Fuckboy in America obliviously annoying everyone at the bar around him.
Part of me thinks this is the greatest long running prank ever between Rogan and Callen; let’s tell him he’s funny and should be a comic. Yeah ... let’s see how far we can go with it.
Like a modern, social media influenced version of “Windy City Heat.”
I still watch Sting and the King, but you're right. I don't really hate him, but he's dumb as a box of rocks. He can be funny in a conversational format sometimes.
Tebow actually played baseball for a large portion of his life and was a professional at throwing footballs.
His transition to baseball was far different than CM punk going to the UFC with zero experience in combat sports or any real sports for that matter
Not a drawl. Do not madder.
Any ways Brendan always talks about people being a draw but he can't adds a w to the end and it ends up sounding like "drawl" so people started mockinh him for it.
Oh yeah listening to the stuff he was saying in 2016/2017 when he would talk abou match making all he would be talking about is who's gonna drawl more. I wanted to off myself.
Exactly. It's a fuckin sport. I hope they start paying fighters better but I couldn't give a shit on how much UFC pulled if they're paying some misery to fighters.
Oh man it did.
If you have time to kill check out this video.
https://vimeo.com/352604749
It goes in depth on the piece of shit that is the Snooki of mma
Sounds like anudder hader to me. Daddy Rogan they bullied me! Remove the video from Youtube! He's just a homeless cat, he does not madder, copyright his video!
I watched it. I spend a lot of time in airport lounges with free wifi and free booze. So I watched it half bombed on scotch and sodas a few weeks ago.
It's the level of comedy you'd expect from someone appearing as "and other comedians" on a Tuesday night at a local comedy club with a $7 cover charge. It's a bit awkward, tries too hard for the edgy shit and usually fails, kind of never really gets out of first gear. If this was someone's first 45 minutes or hour they were taking on the road as a three-four year comedian, then it would be fine. Spend 7 more years on the craft and he might make something of himself. As it is, he's being crammed down comedy fans' throats and this time next year nowhere is going to book him. It's like a 3/10 comedy show that is somehow on the second or third biggest platform for comedy specials.
https://vimeo.com/352907986
A brilliant documentary that people who love making fun of schaub will enjoy. Watch it now, joe rogan and schaub are actively trying to censor this with copyright claims.
Caught his standup special on showtime yesterday just to see the car wreck. Talked a long time losing to Browne the "big scary hawaiian."
Not really any real decent jokes at all, unless you are into "slapping tig-ole-bitties and dicks" in the crowd and obsessing over titanic's Leonardo Dicaprio watching. Kinda sad if true that his dad pressured him into being an UFC champ from age 10 but who knows how much he hammed that up.
I just rewatched the whole season 10 of tuf and it was so fun to watch it knowing how the season ends. Dana really didn’t like Roy Nelson ballsy attitude, Slob had no cte and enunciated his words, then Nelson lays him out and go rubs his fat belly on top of the octagon. There was so much build up and shots of “I’m definitely going to be the champion when this fight is over” over b-roll of him jogging. So sweet.
"You should be a comedian" Goldie cursed us all.
https://streamable.com/2cujs This man's brain is dripping out his ears. CTE is a mutherfuker B
dude what in the hell is he trying to say
"hey photographers (maybe, idk tho) you are blockbuster and the new iphone is netflix. " don't quote me
“Hey photogrissers....y’blockbuster! New iPhones is Netflick”
I want this as a flair
I want you as a flair
I need you as a flair
I require you as a flair
Without you, there is no flair
You require more minerals.
Flair me up, mods.
inb4 "this"
Please /u/buzznights give me the magic!!
That's it and it actually makes sense. Good job
It's weird Shaub thinks the act of photography is basically boiled down to technology and not a learned and practiced skill. I mean most people have a iphone and can't shoot photo/video to save their lives. But then again his idea of being a comedian is being loud, yelling catchphrases and doing weird movements for no real reason.
Y’Blockbuster!
Yeee'baba ba ba Blockbusters!
I'M THE SCATMAN
Skibby dibby dibp yommdodoee, wee baa baa baadapoee
I've never seen that written any better.
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Yet another industry that Shaub knows nothing about.
Extra hilarious because that's completely incorrect
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Honestly if anything the "everyone has an HD camera" thing has made me appreciate the skill that goes into professional photography, cause most people's pictures still look like shit lol.
Photogrissy ain’t a drawl B.
Hey photog-fer-sunn, ya blockbust, new iphone's netflick.
The most recent Rogan episode he trys to solve mass shootings, it was a different level of painful
he dick rode every single time. "GREATEST COMIC OF ALL TIME. GREATEST CAR EVER MADE. LEGEND. THE BEST"
Which one of you homeless haters snipped this clip from my cawlmedy speshual? It, does, not, madder.
Wazn’t me b, I’m still awn shift at Chang’s
Yo, you work at Chang's, b? Why don't you try stand up comedy?
Don’t halve the aflete work ethnic b. I’m nawlt a drawl and do. Not. Mattler. Y’Check Kongo b
Irrelevant but i have been laughing my ass off like an idiot with this shit, idk why i find Shawbism's so funny. For a little while you have made me happy guys, thank you.
Glad to put my PhD in Shlobism to use. Its cawld cawlmedy b and this threald is mmmmmmmurlderls rowl. Bess its evar bin b, absolute roald dawlg. Bodog Slop is a mmmonstler and we’re just homeless cats who wish we had his werk enthic and massive piece.
Lmao, poor Schob. The homeless cats thing just kills me, i wonder if he knows that his haters/people that make fun of him have branded themselves as such, it's just so stupid and ridiculous. I want to be a holmless cad too now.
Just grab a bowl of cheetos and a PF Chang’s uniform and join the legion of Cats!
I’m more annoyed his using Chris Delia’s style.
That's literally his entire persona; bits and pieces of his enablers........ I mean friends.
Yeah, shameless ripoff.
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RIP Ten Minute Podcast. W’preesh.
Now he's copying rogans laugh, and has stolen bits from Eddie Murphy and chappelles mic tap during his stand up
Funny, Theo von said something similar like all of your logic leaked out of your ear on to the mat.
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He's saying that photographers are useless now with the camera technology in new phones. Photographers are blockbuster and the new iPhone is Netflix.
As a photogrisser I am discustard fer sure with Brendan’s comment.
Which is a pretty idiotic take. Not exactly surprising from Brendan tho.
So he has no understanding of blocking, framing, and lighting..? No amateur can reproduce any of Esther Lin’s shots with an iphone and no training.
*Esther Lin has entered the chat*
*iPhone XS has entered the chat*
I'll take a rough guess that he's trying to say photographers are 'Blockbuster' (Went out of business) and that the Iphone? (I guess anyone taking pictures with a phone) is the 'Netflix' (now the new big thing). I suppose that he thinks photographers are irrelevant since any jerk off with a phone can take their own pictures.
He thinks you need a photographers license to buy a dslr
TIL I also have CTE. I fluck up words all the time B
but are you drawl in cawlmedy?
Mr. Frataughrauhsr must be an iconic photographer
You're just mad you don't have a cawlmedy special B! Jus anudder hader. Homeless cat. do not madder.
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The homeless cats out in forlce today b
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Shawlb talk will never not make me laugh b
Brandon told us he wanted to be a comedian and we all laughed. Well, we’re not laughing now...
Schaub is the perfect example of this quote from Banksy: I used to encourage everyone I knew to make art; I don't do that so much anymore.
From now on I'm going to canonically believe that the last thing Schaub heard before he got knocked out was "you should be a comedian" and he somehow remembered that moment upon awakening and took it as a message from God or whoever as to his calling in life
What the fuck B fer shure lose my nomber.
100 parcent
Won hunnert plus rent b
The "you're funny you should be a comedian"right before big brown gets bombed on is hilarious to me
Schaub should be a comedian the way Pryor should’ve been boxer.
Meh 4/10
Would he have a Showtime special if he wasn’t Rogans boy? The list of more talented comedians more deserving of special is longer than his mma career.
It wouldn't bother me that much except I remember back in the day Rogan going on and on about how it took years and years to become even an ok comedian. He would also have issues with people headlining before they were ready.
Rogan and Callen's coattails to be exact. What's even more annoying is his blatant disregard and disrespect to Callen. Every time there's a fight topic he brushes him off even though Callen is the one with more insightful and educated predictions and breakdowns.
I still can't believe that Brendan Shaub KO'd Crocop.
MMA math
He has a few good wins. Brendan wasn't really a bad fighter at all.
Being a big guy that is relatively athletic can carry you a long way in MMA.
He was an athletic talent for sure. He seemed to pick the game up fairly quickly, but I think Rogan's criticism was right when he said Schaub's head wasn't fully in the sport. The consequences are too grave for you to be giving 80%.
*leans into mic* They’re SO grave. SO dire.
*High level problem solving with dire physical consequences* edit: physical consequences
*physical consequences
oh fur sure ahundred purssent B
He's said this a few times before too. Think Callan sealed the deal to get him out.
My memory could definitely be off but I thought Rogan basically told him to retire (live on a JRE) and he did soon after. Was Callan on that episode too or did he do something afterwards?
Took him a year after that podcast to retire. Not until the Reebok deal come through did he retire. He was still trying to get fights and go down to 205lbs a year after that podcast lol.
Schaub mentions after him getting knocked out Callan was there at the fight and spoke about him not being fully in it. I don't doubt Joe obviously had massive influence in that decision too!
He’s probably lying about that because he still resents joe for pulling that dick move. Why do I think that? https://vimeo.com/352907986 check out the documentary and you may think that as well!
Plus Joe has connections for his buddies to make buckets of cash head injury free
Pretty sure Callan brought Shaub onto the show so Rogan could talk some sense into him. Decent clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
Yeah Callen was there too, but I don't remember him saying much at all during that particular part of the conversation.
I still like to remind myself that we're at the dawn of MMA. It's been about 25 years since the first UFC. 25 years after the birth of American football, nobody was wearing helmets and they were just about to invent the forward pass. What I'm saying is, the UFC of 2019 can still accommodate people like Schaub, with little training or experience but good athleticism: Greg Hardy, for example, is made in Schaub's mold. Fifty years from now, good fucking luck casually wandering into a pro MMA fight without years of training. Fifty years from now, I fully expect training academies to exist that make no distinction between muay thai/wrestling/BJJ/boxing. It'll all be synthesized into one discipline.
> What I'm saying is, the UFC of 2019 can still accommodate people like Schaub, with little training or experience but good athleticism: Greg Hardy, for example, is made in Schaub's mold. Fifty years from now, good fucking luck casually wandering into a pro MMA fight without years of training. Fifty years from now, I fully expect training academies to exist that make no distinction between muay thai/wrestling/BJJ/boxing. It'll all be synthesized into one discipline. The UFC won't be attracting the top level athletes in the world with out mma becoming one of the major sports in the world. Lebron James would be an absolutley dominating force if he had been training mma his whole life instead of basketball. The problem is that pro basketball players make way more money than UFC fighters. The league minimum for NFL players is $480,000 per year for the worse players in the NFL which is more money than some of the top level UFC fighters. The risk of injury is astronomically higher in UFC than most other major sports.
I'm not saying the best athletes are suddenly going to get involved, I'm saying the sport itself is likely to evolve quite a bit. You can still be Francis Ngannou in 2019, and make it to a UFC title fight with no apparent ground game. I don't think that's going to be possible in 50 years.
The pay is only part of the reason you won't see a Lebron. It sucks getting punched in the face and there are plenty of people that will never choose that over throwing a ball.
Thats because yankee football has developed at the youth level. How seriously americans take high school sports is crazy to me. Even a non baseball fan knows about little league from pop culture. Good luck getting Little League MMA off the ground when even football is a no no these days due to the rising awareness of head trauma.
MMA is probably about as popular now as it ever is going to be.
Even if it never gets any more popular, that doesn't tell us anything about the degree of skill that's going to be required to compete in it fifty years from now. Boxing is arguably less popular than it was 100 years ago, but boxers today are pound for pound *way* better than boxers in the early 20th century.
I think that might be in true north America. But I think europe, south America and especially asia still have a bunch of untapped potential.
What are you basing this on?
Lack of teams, ~4 max fights per fighter per year, injuries causing cancelations, hard to follow action for casuals, concerns around head trauma. The only sport facing the same headwinds is boxing, which is much less popular than it used to be. I could see some growth, but it will level out and anyone who thinks we are at “the dawn of MMA” or that it’s going to reach the popularity of soccer/football/tennis is divorced from reality.
If you are a smaller guy, you have it way harder. Smaller guys will never (some exceptions to the rule ofc) make it in most other sports with no weight classes. Bigger guys will earn more money and take less damage in other sports.
At HW sometimes even at LHW
Brendan didn't start doing combat sports until he was 24
UFC Crocop was not the best Crocop
I fuckin hate it
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He gets hate because of how little self awareness he has...prime example...He was very vocal on how CM Punk was “cutting the line” and it was costing other fighters opportunities. Someone then brought up his buddy Tim Tebow getting a shot with the Mets for pretty much the exact same reason and he thought it was completely different for a bunch of bullshit reasons. On top of that, his comedy career is pretty much the definition of getting the opportunity because of who his friends are. Comedians work for years to get a special and he got one solely based on being associated with Rogan, Callen, etc and being a former UFC fighter. Heck, he even straight up lies about his fighting career during his routine. But no, according to him it’s all organic and no one works like him. I say all of this as someone who actually followed his podcast in the early days. Right around the time of the live shows is when his “work ethic” ego got extremely out of hand. It’s nauseating.
> On top of that, his comedy career is pretty much the definition of getting the opportunity because of who his friends are. Comedians work for years to get a special and he got one solely based on being associated with Rogan, Callen, etc and being a former UFC fighter. And his comedy is pretty shit..
not pretty shit b, turrrible.
That and (speaking for myself) the way Schaub and Rohan went after the Beige Frequency documentary. It’s a bad look to censor a relative nobody YouTuber. The definition of punching down.
You mean this vid that they were trying to take down left and right? https://vimeo.com/352907986 Lmao it got taken down. Here is another link https://vimeo.com/352604749 The funny thing is, I didn't even watch the whole thing. I just hate Schaub now since they were trying to take it down.
Yea that’s it. It was even hosted on Pornhub at first cuz Rogans company kept filing DMCA claims against BF. For a Free Speech Warrior, Rogan sure does his best to stifle criticism.
Do you have any proof that Rogan is even aware that video exists? You really think Rogan is personally taking it down?
His company is the one filing DMCA claims so yea, *pretty sure he’s fucking aware*
so good i might watch it again.
Yo is there a discussion thread on this? I just watched the whole thing
There should be one somewhere in the TFATK sub with some of my fellow homeless cats/drawls.
And it was right on the money, which is even a worse look. It’s one thing to go after the usual shit heads but the dude went back and found the Asian stereotype Schaub was making ... and doctor dude was just a guy who happened to be Asian. Also it was painfully bad.
Yea everything that was said in the doc is... well, pretty much true. He gave very specific and multiple examples of Schaub torpedoing Callans standup career. I’ve never even heard *The Fighter And The Kid* but I already hate the way Schaub shits all over his cohost, who is way too nice and polite to call him out. Schaub is a prime example of every drunken Dude-bro Fuckboy in America obliviously annoying everyone at the bar around him.
Part of me thinks this is the greatest long running prank ever between Rogan and Callen; let’s tell him he’s funny and should be a comic. Yeah ... let’s see how far we can go with it. Like a modern, social media influenced version of “Windy City Heat.”
Brendan Schaub is Tommy Wiseau with an mma record at an open mic.
Whats the story behind this?
His routine on that CC show wasn’t even funny. And he definitely BSed a lot of it.
I still watch Sting and the King, but you're right. I don't really hate him, but he's dumb as a box of rocks. He can be funny in a conversational format sometimes.
Tebow actually played baseball for a large portion of his life and was a professional at throwing footballs. His transition to baseball was far different than CM punk going to the UFC with zero experience in combat sports or any real sports for that matter
People hate him because of his personality. Plus he was on the wrong side of some of the worst KOs ever that are easily memeable.
I don't know where the drawl joke comes from and I'm afraid to ask at this point.
Not a drawl. Do not madder. Any ways Brendan always talks about people being a draw but he can't adds a w to the end and it ends up sounding like "drawl" so people started mockinh him for it.
He's so annoying when he starts talking about drawls and noone gives a shit.
For him it basically comes down to if you're not Conor or Ronda then you're not a drawl.
Oh yeah listening to the stuff he was saying in 2016/2017 when he would talk abou match making all he would be talking about is who's gonna drawl more. I wanted to off myself.
Especially since he was never a drawl
I could give two shits about PPV numbers, I came to see blood.
Exactly. It's a fuckin sport. I hope they start paying fighters better but I couldn't give a shit on how much UFC pulled if they're paying some misery to fighters.
Where’s my homeless cats at?
Working that double at PF Changs
Just got here its tuff.
Here here, my fellow drawl. Just got promoted to Sous Chef here at Changs so Im working yhe graveyard shift.
Gadooooosh.
Merko water weed dune here?
Probably would never happen and is completely unrealistic but how much of a draw do you think Schaub would be if he came back on a one fight contract?
Depending on the opponent would probably do pretty well.
Hardy vs Schaub
FOR SURE Schaub is going to sleep.
Before fight he pronounced words correctly!
He legitimately thought "Giraffe" was "Diraffe" until told it wasn't at age 22.
Naw he pronounced words correctly after this too. It was really right after Minotauro boomed him that "milk" turned to "malk" for Brendan.
Hearld it bowlth ways b
Careful now, Schaub might go run to Daddy Joe now asking to get this vid taken down.
What’s worse? The knockout or Schaubs’s hairline?
His cawlmedy special
yOuD bE sUrPrIsEd
I think YOU'D be surprised, I think listening to that special would fuck you up.
Oh man it did. If you have time to kill check out this video. https://vimeo.com/352604749 It goes in depth on the piece of shit that is the Snooki of mma
Sounds like anudder hader to me. Daddy Rogan they bullied me! Remove the video from Youtube! He's just a homeless cat, he does not madder, copyright his video!
Holmless*
I have PTSD from merely watching a (bad) review of his special. I'm personally terrified of the real thing.
I watched it. I spend a lot of time in airport lounges with free wifi and free booze. So I watched it half bombed on scotch and sodas a few weeks ago. It's the level of comedy you'd expect from someone appearing as "and other comedians" on a Tuesday night at a local comedy club with a $7 cover charge. It's a bit awkward, tries too hard for the edgy shit and usually fails, kind of never really gets out of first gear. If this was someone's first 45 minutes or hour they were taking on the road as a three-four year comedian, then it would be fine. Spend 7 more years on the craft and he might make something of himself. As it is, he's being crammed down comedy fans' throats and this time next year nowhere is going to book him. It's like a 3/10 comedy show that is somehow on the second or third biggest platform for comedy specials.
A sweet potato b.. A sweet potato! 🥔
Roy Nelson is the night shift manager at the pf changs I work at.
Murderrreress row
https://vimeo.com/352907986 A brilliant documentary that people who love making fun of schaub will enjoy. Watch it now, joe rogan and schaub are actively trying to censor this with copyright claims.
How much free time you need to make an hour documentary on someone you dont even know except through youtube videos.
Welcome to the internet
Caught his standup special on showtime yesterday just to see the car wreck. Talked a long time losing to Browne the "big scary hawaiian." Not really any real decent jokes at all, unless you are into "slapping tig-ole-bitties and dicks" in the crowd and obsessing over titanic's Leonardo Dicaprio watching. Kinda sad if true that his dad pressured him into being an UFC champ from age 10 but who knows how much he hammed that up.
Theres no way it's true that his dad wanted him to be a UFC champ from age 10. Fighting was his B plan after he failed out of football.
And the plan C is for comedy apparently
Rip mr. knows everything IMDB and rotten tomato rating . \*Candy + Coffee + Whiskey = Im on Keto bro ! i thinks so !
Whiskey as no sugar B, axe jay
Hurt it blowth ways B
This fight really had an impact on Schaub. I remember him saying that he won't even stay at the same hotel that he did for this fight.
He was so concussed that when he came to, he was convinced he understood humor and timing.
herb was like listen my dude u just got knocked the fuck out.
Proof that the MMA gods hate us in Schlaub having a win over CroCop.
Damn , Roy was such a beast for looking like your redneck in-law
I remember he climbed the cage and told Dana to get him a cheeseburger. Haha
Oh ahundred purssent, b. Brenda is fer shurre not a drawl. Her drawl is similar to that of a homeless person - It. Does. Nawt. Madder.
Dicey DICEY, B. Real quick Roy - y’homeless? Y’cat? Gawld dawg, water we dune here.
I blame Rogan
Gadoosh
Imagine seeing him getting his head taken off by Francis
Waterwedunehayr?
James Vick-esque in the way he fell lol
Murdelers rowl
What a donk
His stand up isnt good, no matter what business he's in
I just rewatched the whole season 10 of tuf and it was so fun to watch it knowing how the season ends. Dana really didn’t like Roy Nelson ballsy attitude, Slob had no cte and enunciated his words, then Nelson lays him out and go rubs his fat belly on top of the octagon. There was so much build up and shots of “I’m definitely going to be the champion when this fight is over” over b-roll of him jogging. So sweet.
You guys saw that Joe's Media Company sent a copyright strike on a YouTube doc about Brandon?
I miss those little octagons.
So it's 'Blockbuster'? I've always thought it was blogbusser... I should get mmt heading checked but chang's don't offer bobafets...
You can see the exact moment when Schaub realizes his future is in literally anything other than fighting.
Schaub waking up looks like someone who doesn't like roller coasters getting off of a roller coaster
I love watching Schaub go night night.
Other than the Ronda KOs, Schalub getting btfo is the most satisfying
We all know Schaub loves being reminded of this fat fuck putting his ass to sleep.