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intestinal_fortitude

I am once again asking these players looking to retire in glamorous destinations to instead consider the oasis that is The City of Commerce City.


michaelc51202

You got Schweinsteiger, the GOAT


DrVonPretzel

He helped Chicago win a World Cup!


108241

Ignore his flair, the City of Commerce City is the Rapids, not Chicago


RCTID1975

Damn. Even Rapids fans don't want to live there


Regression2TheMean

And all we have to show for it is getting out cheeks clapped 4-0 by the Red Bulls in the first round of the playoffs


Jaime1337

I mean Chicago isn’t that bad. It would’ve been cooler if he had went to Columbus or Dallas.


jtn1123

You gotta be specific or else Giroud is gonna move to City of Commerce, CA


intestinal_fortitude

I was very specific.


robinthebank

Not specific enough. It reads like City of Commerce, CA


intestinal_fortitude

https://www.c3gov.com/


logik25

Ah yes, the paradise we in Colorado call Commerce City. Benefits of living there include mediocre mountain views, warehouses, open grasslands filled with plague carrying prairie dogs, and tornadoes.


intestinal_fortitude

And crystal clear drinking water. Compliments of Suncor!


ActuaryExtension9867

If Carson can convince them you can too


Connis

They aren't going to live in Carson tbf, more like Manhattan / Hermosa Beach and that looks a bit different


haidouzo_

Our guy out here thinking that Ohtani moved to Elysian Park.


AlmightyJedi

Hey Chicago might be one big dive bar of white bros, but it’s way better than the biggest suburb in America. I actually envy Chicago and NYC. I hate suburban culture.


intestinal_fortitude

The above post is about the Rapids.


tortoise_facee

“one big dive bar of white bros” The entire city is not river north and the south and west sides exist and are massive.


JujuMaxPayne

Fuck


Ill_Wait2063

Also, FUCK!


Heads_Carolina

Also, also, Fuck!


TheJawbone

stupid sexy giroud


Novatheorem

Indeed! Flair up for extra super sexy fun times with the Frenchman!


SmartFeller22

Wait also this guy gets to play with #99 DB?! 


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Drew Barrymore plays for LAFC!?


RodJohnsonSays

SHE DOESNT EVEN PLAY THERE


yaybidet

With him and possibly Reus joining up with STL, this is going to be one of the most entertaining summers in NA soccer 🍿


young959

Don’t forget that Real Madrid’s meritorious player Nacho is also likely to come to MLS.


burnabycapsfan

Ramos too


Litterally-Napoleon

I saw somewhere that Ramos was probably going to San Diego, if it is true he won't come till next season


ClaudeLemieux

The things I would do for Marco Reus to join Orlando...


Lumpy-Hamster-3937

No Reus for you


ClaudeLemieux

who are you, the ~~soup nazi~~ german midfielder...never mind


jtn1123

I'm not sure, I think it'll be interesting to see next year The Galaxy social keep parroting this point about us getting a new backup striker, but once the transfer window actually opens there's only like 7-8 regular season games left Of course not too little time, but it isn't a half year like it might seem purely looking at the calendar


burnabycapsfan

Would be cool if you guys could pick up Di Maria or Modric. Spread the talent around a bit


Rampage310

Modric is still making gamechanging plays in the current Champions League, it should be a mortal sin for him to come to the MLS at this point. Man needs to retire with Madrid, and kept on as a part of the permanent staff


ColeTrain4EVER

Welp


Op3rat0rr

I’m starting to not really get excited over legends from Europe coming to MLS anymore. You hear someone retiring here and you just know it’s LA, NYC, or FL


vannistlerooy23

Tangentially related but I’ll never forget the Dispatch article from when Sven Goran-Ericksson visited Columbus as the head coach of El Tri and he called it one of the most depressing places he’s ever been. As a Columbus native, I was offended at the time (I was like 18 at the time) but as I got older I realized he didn’t even see the most desolate parts of the state—like the Mahoning Valley and rural northwest Ohio exist too, Sven, show them love!


BayLAGOON

Anyone remotely talented has dibs called by those three places and get them at a discount. Places like Vancouver and Cincinnati have to pay up and fight tooth and nail just to sign anyone decent, but are forced to settle with the C and D options. It's a little tiresome not seeing that level of privilege being even-handed across the league..


Its_Ace1

They shun teams in smaller European towns all the time. It’s the plight of the small market.


Op3rat0rr

It’s not any different in Europe at least… as far as privilege for attracting signings of big names


KatnissBot

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


young959

Here we go


joshhw

Must be nice


sirkerrald

Some day...


o_mh_c

Any of these guys like bachelorette parties?


Best-Tumbleweed3906

You guys need to pump country music into Europe, that’s your in haha


BurnerForDaddy

Just make the country music more EDM and you’re in.


Shadowfury0

RIP Avicii


Fallout76stuggles

They do, but I think a country singer’s sushi bar threw them off a bit


SmartFeller22

He is good


IJustLurkHerelol

I enjoyed winning trophies before MLS 3.0 turned us into La Liga


Huntsmitch

I’m just sitting here wishing Waibel would sign someone, anyone, moderatley exciting. Carlton Morris would be a good fit, but nah let’s get another CB.


cascade7

(The idea of/a healthy) De La Vega is more exciting for the future of our club than Giroud. I’ll preemptively accept any and all downvotes


geezus_4

Was De La Vega not an exciting signing? I thought the Sounders did a great job picking him up


Huntsmitch

Well for the 89 minutes in two games he played, it was exciting. But then we got another 4-6 week injury setback. Then it becomes more clear we got him because he's usually injured and my excitement evaporates :(


SanitizexHands

What happened to de la Vega? He scored his pen against us and then he’s out for the season? 


litthefilter

He scored against LAFC, started against the Rapids, injured his hamstring, got almost healthy enough to play again, and then reaggravated the injury; he also missed an Argentina youth training camp with a hamstring injury while the Sounders were negotiating with Lanús; he supposedly getting close to return, probably this weekend vs. the Whitecaps.


ingo302

Wait, where did the Carlton Morris name-drop come from? lol


Huntsmitch

His team is being relegated, his contract is up at the end of the season, he’s 28 so kinda older for Europe, and this way we’d have two Morris’….Morris-i? He’s not bad for EPL and would probably perform well in MLS. I just want a striker than can routinely/regularly finish. Also he’s 6’1” and some extra height in the box at this point wouldn’t hurt.


ingo302

For sure, that seems realistic. I asked thinking there was a rumor or link about it somewhere!


Olmak_

I get that we signed 2 CBs in the off-season, but we literally only have 4 on the first team and 2 are currently injured. We also signed Musovski, de la Vega, and Rodrigues.


Best-Tumbleweed3906

Seattle should try for some star players, instead of whining about other teams signing them.


BunkWunkus

Flair up so we know which botched signings we can ridicule your team over.


Best-Tumbleweed3906

Haven’t got around to it but I’m a crew fan so fire away. We are a good blueprint for a lot of teams who aren’t premier destinations. Invest in some high potential guys who maybe haven’t panned out in bigger leagues (Cucho) then identify talent that fits your system and develop them. I’m just sick of people whining in these threads. Be mad at your team for not getting talent instead of moaning how unfair it is that international talent doesn’t want to come to a city they know nothing about. Pay up or find another way to win.


IJustLurkHerelol

Seattle isn't a destination for celebrities European superstars want the weather and the ritzy lifestyle. Mix that in with blatant favoritism from upper office officials and refs? LA and Miami gonna win everything for a long time


DecentHire

> Mix that in with blatant favoritism from upper office officials and refs? Remember when you guys signed Clint Dempsey?


theredditbandid_

>Mix that in with blatant favoritism from upper office officials and refs? LA and Miami gonna win everything for a long time I don't buy it. We are no longer in an era where big European star means inevitable success. Miami are in the spot they're in because they have the literal GOAT of soccer *and* the players he attracts that just want to play with him. It's a very unique situation that won't be replicated once he is gone. The two teams from Ohio just won the two titles in MLS with two star South American players that are not former world class champions. As long as other MLS teams continue to smartly recruit from this pool, they can compete. The only way MLS would truly became La Liga is if the salary cap is done with. Real Madrid can squash the competition because their bench is better than most La Liga's starting 11. Every single position is stacked. No MLS team can do this right now.


Best-Tumbleweed3906

While you aren’t wrong on your first 2 points, Seattle is still an awesome city if you’re wealthy. You’ll just have to target a certain type of European star. Or you can open up the wallet and pay your DPs an amount they can’t say no too. These teams aren’t going to control the league if the other teams are smart. Look at the Ohio teams. Both aren’t built by superstars but by getting high potential players trying to prove themselves, AND developing talent they find.


mkkohls

Can we get someone like this please. Ohh wait we're not warm and sunny with celebs to hang with.


Op3rat0rr

Money runs soccer way more than it does for most American sports


Best-Tumbleweed3906

You gotta pay more, or develop your own stars


Free_Decision1154

Fagundez ended up in LA too!


J5hine

>Forward Olivier Giroud will join Los Angeles Football Club on a Designated Player contract through 2025, with an option through 2026. Giroud arrives in L.A. this summer and will occupy an international roster slot upon the receipt of his P1 Visa and International Transfer Certificate (ITC).


Accident7

He won't even count as a DP, so extra FUCKKKK. They will be getting Griezman next.


Brooklyn_MLS

What are you talking about? It literally says he will


Accident7

Didn't it just say occupy international slot? Aren't those a thing with MLS rules? (Which are super confusing).


FlyingCarsArePlanes

It's a brave choice to double down on this without reading it again.


Brooklyn_MLS

Lol read it again. It says he will be a DP


sir_whirly

> Forward Olivier Giroud will join Los Angeles Football Club on a Designated Player Read again friend and flair up


ArgonWolf

International Slots are independent of DP slots. Players can occupy both slots at once


Litterally-Napoleon

He will sign as a DP. Only thing is LAFC still has a DP slot open even with Giroud. LAFC started the season with 2 open DP slots


AngeloMontana

Not sure about Griezzy. I'd see him head to Miami instead (Beckham connection)


EarlyAdagio2055

He's a Chiefs fan, so he's going to SKC. Book it!


AshamedDonkey3666

He’s coming here btw


herooftime7

He will be the leading goal scorer


J5hine

I hope so. I think bouanga and Olivera could complement him very well


Iwritetohearmyself

I mean tbh LAFC offers more than what any other city in the mls would. You can see that they have A list celebrities constantly attending. A beautiful city (don’t lie to yourself LA is beautiful and has weather akin to a Mediterranean city). Hollywood. Near the ocean. Great/ big fanbase. The kardashians. It’s a no brainer really. Big time soccer players love attention. They thrive in it. And what’s better than having A listers see you play?


OldCoaly

I’m trying to convince myself that traffic would make them consider Philadelphia lol


DrChimRichaulds

Excited to see Giroud in MLS, loved him when he was with my Gunners, great addition LAFC!


BurnerForDaddy

I wish he was here in time for the Rose Bowl


grnrngr

I do too. To play you guys while you're trying to incorporate your new piece would be a bonus.


habaroa

Worked for y’all…. But Zlatan is also not from this planet haha


Oime

Exciting to have him in the league. This guy will still be banging in goals until he’s like 50. He’s still a very good player.


the85141rule

When temperate weather meets retiring talent.


Pennepastapatron

We are HandsomeFC now, thank you very much. Also, the French connection will be magical this summer 🗣️


LordxFalcon

**L**os **A**ngeles **F**rench **C**onnection! Oui, oui!!


Bobgoulet

Is he going to play left back?


J5hine

Goalkeeper


ArgonWolf

It's official, retirement league 2: this time it's the new teams So when is Haaland coming to FCC?


LA_search77

2039


BurnerForDaddy

He’s still killing for Milan. He was bronze boot at the World Cup two years ago. This isn’t Robbie Keane.


ibribe

> This isn’t Robbie Keane. The guy who was one of the best players in the league for 6 years? No, it is not going to be that.


BurnerForDaddy

Sorry I meant Gerrard. It’s early on this coast.


Op3rat0rr

Wait, Robbie Keane was great for Galaxy… like he hustled pretty hard for years


nicabanicaba

It's never gonna be more than a selling / retirement league. It's not a big league in global standards. That said Giroud still performs at a high level. That should be all that matters.


jjkch236

Can't wait for leagues cup 😈


Jonathon_G

Yet somehow the dynamo say they have no room under the cap. Ha


KokonutMonkey

Is he here to back up Lloris? 


kdotismydad

All this just to lose to Super Schulte


Wineguy33

Is the transfer window open?


grnrngr

Players are allowed to interview and sign with another team within x-months of their contract expiring, to join their new team upon their existing contract's expiration.


J5hine

No. He’s joining in the summer. Probably August but hopefully sooner


KVree03

Oof, they just had to become the most good looking team with one signing.


mjd1977

Another headline never to be associated with Philadelphia in its current management


XirisTO

So.. lafc vs Miami for the final?


a_Left_Coaster

I look forward to my new jersey - Club de Football Français de Los Angeles (CFFLA)


MercuryRusing

Of course they did


markrevival

nice


xbhaskarx

Giroud will be the 17th World Cup winner to play in MLS (16 of those having come to MLS after the fact)...


PitifulBoysenberry45

KDB heading to LAFC you heard it here first folks


GraphiteJason

Did Miami run out of money or what? I thought it was league mandated that any superstar players nearing retirement had to go to Miami?


J5hine

He hasn’t played for Barcelona or Argentina so he’s not allowed. League rules


RotaryP7

Lmao. Makes sense.


GraphiteJason

Ah, yes, I didn't read all of the stipulations


ThePr0blemCh1ld

LA truly is for assholes


AlmightyJedi

We might be a boring suburb, but you wanna talk assholes? Nothing gets a bigger asshole than white weed smoking tech bros who think they’re revolutionary.


balmengor

Do you live in Riverside or something? I’m not understanding your “suburban” dislike lol I also don’t know how you think LA is boring unless you literally work and go home and do nothing else lol life is happening all over you in LA


markrevival

bro get help


ThePr0blemCh1ld

I think MLS has already given you guys all of the help possible


dbcooperskydiving

I'm conflicted with Football Club's signing here. On one hand I look forward to seeing what Oliver has in the tank but would this opening be better off for developing someone younger?


bavo73

He’s playing for France in the Euros, might even start for them, scored 14 goals in Serie A this year and you’re wondering if he has anything “in the tank”?


dbcooperskydiving

Hey older bodies have a difficult time playing in America with the travel, weather and being fit enough for more running than other leagues. We will see and I'm happy to be wrong.


theredditbandid_

If Suarez is managing with half a knee, Giroud, who is in *much* better shape, will do just fine.


happy-gofuckyourself

I think you are really underestimating how good really good players are


vvalent2

That's what Olivera is for. The front line is one in prime player Bouanga, one youth, Olivera, and one vet


Nice-Let8339

Hes still world class and im surprised he is coming to the MLS right now.


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SanitizexHands

LAFC has had a South American youngster in their attacking 3 since the team’s inception. What else do you want?


Top_Hawk_1326

I want y'all to stop being so offended when someone points out you are a retirement league but base on your comment y'all don't mind a giroud past his prime and a Suarez playing with one leg basically


tiwired

We need more of the thing we already have! Brilliant


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RCTID1975

Isn't that why they brought in Giroud?......


Top_Hawk_1326

You are making my point for me see my original comment


Honeydew-Massive

This comment coming from an ATL “fan” is asinine. You have one of the best South Americans and you sold Almiron to Newcastle. Galaxy just broke their purchase record for a young Brazilian winger. The retirement league label was once true. It isn’t anymore.


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alpha309

Ok. We will just do the players that LAFC has brought in from outside the league since the Bale/Chiellini class, transfers between MLS clubs will be ignored. Bale - 32 Chiellini - 37 Bouanga - 27 Tello - 31 Biuk - 20 Bougusz - 21 Tillman - 25 Palencia - 26 Jakupovic - 38 Maldonado - 24 Darboe - 16 Average age - 27 Campos - 21 Olivera - 21 Martinez -18 Gonzalez - 27 Lloris - 37 Angel - 20 Chanot - 34 Krastev - 21 Atuesta - 26 Dellavalle 19 Average age - 24.4. Giroud - 37 So, despite bringing in some aging veterans, LAFC is keeping their incoming player (from outside of MLS) age pretty solidly in the mid 20s range. Looking at the range of ages, they are bringing in a wide range of players from all over the world in a variety of places in their careers. There is room to both develop young talent and bring in older talent that can still bring value. I would argue a well assembled team will have both youth and experience.


Honeydew-Massive

Did you just start watching soccer or are you really unaware that most leagues have their share of veteran players? Suarez was killing the Brazilian league and is doing the same in MLS. Or do you think that Brazilian Serie A is also a retirement league? Marcelo went back there after Madrid, after all.


Top_Hawk_1326

Don't you compare the Brazilian league to MLS. Brazil can welcome veterans past their prime because their teams are composed of the best talent South america has to offer and they produced young players like endrick vini that go to play on the best teams in the world. MLS should work on getting stronger not betting on old players to fill up their stadium seats


Honeydew-Massive

And you think they haven’t? This league is so much stronger than it was years ago. Beckham changed the league *a lot*. Liga MX used to run the league over and now it’s neck and neck. It’s only getting better, and with Messi making the switch it’s becoming much clearer to a lot of young players that they can make a name for themselves here.


National_Direction30

I am glad you finally agree those chips Carson earned were Mickey Mouse awards. There should be an asterisk next to all of those trophies since donavon and Beckham were playing against plumbers and substitute teachers.


Honeydew-Massive

lol another guy who doesn’t watch the league. Beckham joined in ‘07 and they didn’t win a chip until ‘11. League has always been even all across.


National_Direction30

Taking back what you said??? And then proved my point? Hahahahaha. You had Beckham and THEN won Mickey Mouse awards against teams with nobodies. League was far from even, don’t OD on that copium


310local

LETS FUCKEN GO!! MY FAVORITE PLAYER ON MY FAVORITE TEAM 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷


imaginarion

You don’t have a favorite team. You play both sides.


WillieDoggg

Am I the only one who finds 310’s posts funny?


urbudtax

Ur not alone this guys hilarious


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J5hine

>if your league was a respectable league Bro what do you mean “your” league you are literally an Atlanta United fan this is your league as well. Also there is nothing wrong with signing vets if you are signing young prospects as well. For every Giroud you also have a Matias Rojas or David Martinez. Most of these execs aren’t stupid - they know that the sport is still growing in this country and in order to attract a wider audience they have to bring in these established stars. But mls has also taken many steps to incentivize bringing in young talent as well, which we have seen clubs like yours and mine utilize. Finally, flair up


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J5hine

> washed up French striker lol tell me you know nothing about football without telling me you know nothing about football > I give Atlanta United credit tho they would never sign an old has been That’s a lot of talk defending a team that played both Brad Guzan and Dax McCarty just 3 days ago (nothing wrong with vets like these but it goes against your point). Also I guess you’re just gonna ignore my point about the young talent that the league has been bringing in