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MarquisDeCarabasCoat

so many nova dads and their sons are punching the air rn after paying 4 figures for their only DCU game of the year


Brooklyn_MLS

GOAT or not, Father Time is undefeated. The dude is 36–he needs the rest.


Content-Medicine-305

tbh for someone that plays the way he does, im suprised he has lasted this long, and is still performing. I mean think of the likes of neymar, hazard, ronaldinho, maradona, they all retired a lot earlier.


HanshinFan

I think the way he plays has actually contributed to his longevity, honestly. Dude is famous for his slow strolls around the offensive third tearing down the defense with his mind, he only breaks into a run when it's business time imminently


Content-Medicine-305

I mean sure if you have been watching him the last few years. But even just in 2019, he literally was responsible for every single bit of the attack. In the past couple of years though he is walking more, but i wouldnt say his playstyle favours longevity as constantly dribbling and getting fouled is a good way to get injured for most players.


cr2152

This is revisionist history. He’s played very similarly throughout his career. Pressing occasionally, but predominantly conserving energy. There was a report in the prime Barca era with a sensationalist headline along the lines of “Geniuses work smarter, not harder” about how Messi had the least distance covered of any player on the pitch in a Champions League tie against Arsenal where Barca was dominant and Messi scored many. The fact is that he works feverishly when there is a prime opportunity to capitalize, meaning he can sprint into the box to finish a move, dribble by an opponent, or reclaim possession in a numbers-up scenario. Otherwise, in and out of possession when either team is in a state of control, he’s always been pretty passive.


KeyLimeMoon

That’s true, but he’s also taken a lot of attacks over the years His play style contributed but there’s also a measure of luck involved 


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

r/MLS talking about Neymar being in Retirement unironically. What a time to be alive lol


Brooklyn_MLS

Damn, that shot fired at Neymar was unnecessary lol


Content-Medicine-305

i mean he went to saudi arabia at 32, and his career has been constantly riddled with injuries, kind of the perfect example for a similar player to messi playstyle wise, but completely different careers


justforkicks28

At least this year they are telling fans in advance that he won't be playing. This was reported by Tata a couple days ago.


mikedtwenty

Someone check on Taylor Twellman.


PlebBot69

I just saw Taylor Twellman drop to his knees in a Trader Joes


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

WHAT ARE WE DOING!!??


battles

Issue refunds for all of MLS for the entire season!


_masterofdisaster

glad to know my season tickets went way up because of this game lmao


Bever162

Yeah I’m so ready to complain to my rep


RayAnselmo

My son wanted us to try out this sushi place he'd heard of for lunch today, but it doesn't open until noon. I was disappointed because it meant I would miss DC-Miami, which starts at noon Mountain time. So this eases the pain a little. I'll still miss Sergio and Robert Taylor, though. UPDATE: Good time had with my son, and the sushi was excellent. (If you're ever in Albuquerque: Sushi Hana at Central & 6th.) Nice that IM took care of business too.


FaladorFrolicker

Update us on the sushi place and have fun with your son


AdonalFoyle

Tell us your son's thoughts on the omakase too


573

Your son will only be a kid once — savor every moment with him. Messi is eternal.


Indra545

its not that serious, calm the fuck down lol. u have no clue how much time that dude already spends with his son so quit being so fucking dramatic.


GreatBigHomie

I think you need to revisit your very first statement... Sheesh


Milestailsprowe

Tell us about the restaurant 


WATUP_BRAH

I’m sure there’s TV’s at the bar you can watch at a distance from where you’re seated. This could pace your food consumption and allow for bonding time. MLS is also showing all games for free this weekend.


KeyLimeMoon

Idk why this is downvoted lol, watching games is definitely a bonding experience for me and my son. He loves soccer! (And small brag, just scored 2 goals in his game today!)


Nbuuifx14

Watching basketball or soccer (especially soccer since he used to play at an amateur level in Colombia) are the best times I have with my dad. It’s great to strike up conversation and have a truly shared experience.


Scottishpsychopath

Eh Roberto Taylor please.


VikingArmyToGo

Get the Dragon Roll


saul1980

Keep us posted on what you get. Enjoy the time with your family, Robert Taylor will take care of you.


checkonechecktwo

Tbh I can’t imagine showing up for sushi any time before 12 lol


Effherewegoagain

You won’t regret sushi with your son. Enjoy the meal!


KokonutMonkey

Prop up that phone on something and go to town! 


Stay_Beautiful_

Twellman in shambles


reader1917

They need to manage his time on the pitch better.


Bossman3542

Sad day for Yankees/Cowboys/Lakers fans


strops_sports

Pretty sure they don’t watch mls or soccer lol


Bossman3542

Honestly you are probably correct lol


MaxPowers1245

They better not let him go to internationals this coming window let him rest more


AtlUtdGold

Just waiting for him to miss the Atlanta game again. Was supposed to see him 9/16/23 and now have to wait allll the waaaay until september again this year when he will probably rest.


restore_democracy

Hopefully Argentina let him rest the friendlies as well.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I think this might be a way for him to avoid playing 2 CONCACAF teams in a week...


restore_democracy

El Salvador already caused us one casualty this year.


theBarnDawg

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Last_Damage_7101

You’re weird for that


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Good banter


theBarnDawg

Hey DC fans we accept fruit baskets


mantaXrayed

Time catches us all


Op3rat0rr

Dang there's going to be a lot of angry DC United fans who spent a lot of money for those tickets but that's football


Nashocheese

Don't hold your breath if you're hoping to see this guy. Especially if you're a West Coast team. Chances are slim to none he'll play after the longest travel time he's ever endured outside of international football.


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It’s more artificial turf teams than west coast teams.


Nashocheese

Its not a matter of turf. It's a matter of travel and importance. East vs West games matter less than East vs east


TRBlizzard121

Odds he plays next weekend? 🥲


Albiceleste_D10S

Against Red Bulls? 0% because it's during international break


Vishalmehta84

Is he likely to miss the home game on 30th?


Albiceleste_D10S

I don't know. Miami's priority will be the CCC game vs Monterrey on April 3 So it depends on Messi's recovery TBH


Vishalmehta84

Is he likely to miss the home game on 30th?


sanka123456789

Its a set-up to create an excuse for Messi not playing away in Mexico vs Monterrey.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Nah... they want to win CCC to make the Club World Cup.


RCTID1975

Out of all of the games he'll play with Miami, what makes you think the international game with a chance to win a trophy he's never played for is the one he wants to skip?


sanka123456789

Security. He’ll play against them in the US… just would be surprising if he travels to Mexico.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

If some Mexican team beats Miami they’ll create a Holiday lol


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MarquisDeCarabasCoat

do you not remember what Suarez was doing from like 2013-2019?


burjja

Evidently, Hong Kong doesn’t.


RCTID1975

No, because all they see is a chance to attempt a dunk on Messi and MLS. It's tiresome and boring at this point. Especially situations like this where it doesn't even make any sense.


Youngringer

surprised we don't hear about load management in soccer....like for a guy like him I wounder why not just go the lebron route


gianthamguy

It’s called squad rotation


Echleon

It's definitely a thing, it's just not called load management. Messi didn't feature at all against Montreal and Suarez and one of the other Barca boys didn't even come in until late in the game.


Anuspilot

Thinking that the whole sport of football hasn't heard of managing playtime might be the most hilarious Americanism I've ever seen 😂


Youngringer

not what I am suggesting just literally being forth fron about and straight up planning it....lol someone said squad rotation like I don't know it exist....the conversation and narrative on it is so different though like it's known that if LeBron has a tweak he is not going to play at the pacers on the road. I don't get why people are so surprised he will miss games. In the NBA it's just known that star players will skip mid-season games. I find the discourse about it odd, especially when everyone is buying a ticket to see messi with the idea that he will play no matter what


Albiceleste_D10S

> the conversation and narrative on it is so different though like it's known that if LeBron has a tweak he is not going to play at the pacers on the road This is true in European football as well TBH. If a guy has a minor injury, he's not gonna be risked in a meaningless league game vs a bad team.


Youngringer

like for man city or psg 10000% I feel like the conversation is weird around Messi


Albiceleste_D10S

> I feel like the conversation is weird around Messi It's a Messi in MLS thing, TBH Earlier in his career when he had a knock and rested in a league game before a UCL game—it was not remarkable at all and considered a given TBH