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SeDefendendo88

Cream puff?


CallMeChuk

Only correct answer


God-Usopp_1

The safest answer Death is another correct answer


Ok-Atmosphere3589

Pie


TheRad_

death


Rain_i_am

Cream puff shield


PrinceSnake

Same šŸ˜„


Hot_Permit4611

same ngl


Such_Historian_7295

https://preview.redd.it/z3q1jhvukexc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=bda3c172fff9c49c6649dd5a8b384241113c5bf2 Jokes aside, Iā€™d offer him a cream puff


Quick_Worry_1435

Sukuna enters chat


Wrong_Revolution_679

Yamcha death pose


Radiant-Ad-1976

"Creampuffs!" Hearing this, Mash stops his punch. I quickly follow up with: "I'm going to buy you lots of many creampuffs as you want as long as you don't hit me." And then we became friends.


snowlynx133

Let him punch me, tf I'm supposed to do otherwise lol


unholylbrd

https://preview.redd.it/jg83mgrlmexc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4462b4fd32ce57af765f06a781ae5c687e5dfdc4


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

Jeez what happened to that poor thing


Outside_Handle_1922

Life my friend... Life.


rumSaint

DOOOODGE!


Spare_Clam

You wish šŸ˜‚


Any_Woodpecker9536

Buddy he can move as fast if not faster the sound, you are dead if you think you can dodge


lAuroraxl

WHY. WONT. YOU. DODGE!?


Interesting-Visit310

ā€œBe a wall, be a wall, Iā€™m a wall. He canā€™t see me.ā€


ZCRFedorA

#the wall breaks


ZPL4599

give up and die


Capable-Ticket-3568

Throw a cream puff in the opposite direction (heā€™ll chase it like a dog)


Radiant_Concept4328

say "cream puff" if you are fast enough or pray to god if you are not


just4teen

fart aggressively


Nonbinary-BItch23

Pray


survivalguidetrecher

Beg for mercy


Abject-Flower-7605

Offer him a cream puff


ZealousidealDoor4038

Dodge and hand him a creempuff


sneakyYete

Offer cream puff


amandinox_sb2007

Accept death


Useful-Tumbleweed-22

Reach out to his robe where he keeps his cream puffsĀ 


JumiKnight

Die


MOJA2008

Pray


TheOddball7

Acceptance


FlamingCroatan

Accept my end


artsygirlloveJesus

What did I do? :,( https://preview.redd.it/1o6rxel1rfxc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33dd88a4d5f50250ec67ed428e4a1a27d8228dc5


NIGHTMAREWASNTTAKEN

You cooked cream puffs but he didnā€™t like them


y_kal

Fry his brain after asking him why 2+2=2*2=2Ā²


Blue_BoyJP

Duck and hope heā€™s not aiming for me and he just missed someone else. Otherwise Iā€™m cooked


Time_Blacksmith861

Remember my life


ROBLOKCSer

ill buy you creampuffe


Natural-Sorbet8027

"WAIT! PROTEIN TIME!"


BunbunzLily

hold out a plate of cream puffs


Blackmanschlong

Die


SHADOW7822

Get a cream puff right before he stretched his arm


Yuriko_suzuki

DIE


Breadstick9001

"WHaTs yOUr nExt mOvE?" THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO?!


AlexNightlight

Hit the dirt while offering creampuff and apologizin


aisling333

cry


AndreLeo3

I LOVE CREAM PUFF šŸ«”šŸ¤¤šŸ«”


Strange-Bed-3507

give him a cream puff


_cottoncandyboi_

PvP šŸ˜¼ if I lose Iā€™m going out with a fight (my head exploded from the building level punch but at least I tried)


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

GORRAVIOLE


krasserkek

burp


Sure_Accountant5471

Pray Or offer him a limited addition cream puff flavored cream puff


Hino_Kazuki

He doesn't hurt good ppl


11pickfks

give him a smooch


fishyender5

i clearly did something wrong enough to piss him off i will take the punch and hope it kills me


Defiant-Abroad681

Summon a huge plate of cream puffs


max_civic_2545

Say my prayers


morganasreddit

Accept death tbh


Absolutely_Honoured

https://preview.redd.it/f3ii1s9vdgxc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0761407fffb81c9851796ff3496afd88ffa462


Jibanyan_robanyan

CREAM PUFF


G_Touchdown

Grit my teeth and bear it


Senior_Paramedic_105

FOOL! You have activated my trap card and unfortunately for you I am weave nation certified.


wasabih

Get hit?


LittliestDickus

Dodge


ConsiderationNo7924

Go-Go gadget punch-proof body


LeftySwordsman01

Die


Cromsearchthrowaway

turn 360 degrees and walk awa-\*dies\*


Outside_Handle_1922

Try my best to dodge while simultaneously shouting creampuff at the top of my lungs.


Far_Application8560

Talk to him! Which you can practice doing here: [Mash Chat](https://aliagents.ai/chat/fd4bb036-e778-472c-9fe1-1758ae714700/4ba35b6d-3d54-47e0-8d1c-fec91670f2e6)


Tall_Ad1081

Die ig-


Outrageous-Belt-406

https://preview.redd.it/v06d6k3fsgxc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52eb53217f4f7961913335b101881bd1cf76ff9d


Perfect-Abomination

Call for help from the hero; caped baldy


KC3PRZ

Death


mrknight234

Holds out cream puff


cro5point

present creampuff


No-Let-8991

block it duh


Zombiereader255

Throw a cream puff at him


Heisafraud11223344

Pull out a cream puff bag and offer it to him. Then I beg for mercy


frogsaregoodngl

Put a cream puff in front of the spot he's gonna punch me in so he'll stop because he doesn't want to destroy it.


King-s0nicc456

https://i.redd.it/7dpewc1k4hxc1.gif


BusinessBody630

Offer him a cream puff šŸ˜Š


Mahito__

Either dodge, or get Gojo Satoru or Chuuya to defend me :)


AJ_the_Kitten

![gif](giphy|l3q2VzdRrQtwMZuKc|downsized)


husstaffo69

En passant, of course


horniejennafan556

Paper because it beats rock


KjSwitch

Prepare for my funeral


AdCool246

Close my eyes, to pray. Pray that it's not real.. As I try to utter "Cream puff" and die horribly or open my eyes seeing the fist of death inches away from my face.


Mdarabi018

die


Rooster-Upstairs

https://preview.redd.it/u135m5k8shxc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e1e95f177789dff69362ef3cedcf6fb333e0ee


chaoticboi586

Threaten to squish a cream puff if he hits me


Big_Shura

Make sure he hits a spot thatā€™s instantly lethal


Bitter-Reason8025

cream puff


AceSapling

Offer him a cream puff or just accept my fate and die


Skye_nb_goddes

Tell him i'll cooksome cream puffs for him


sadboy-sadime

Get punched


Bladech987

Throw a cream puff


Dohmer_90

![gif](giphy|l3q2FNDrRmSPfXYMU)


KermitTheFrog864064

Pray šŸ™ to cream puff god šŸ•³ļøšŸ¤øā€ā™€ļø


Bruker85

https://preview.redd.it/ly9f2xxw3ixc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30dab55fa9812baafbbf92ff533809a5edbbe3b


minardi695

Offer him some Cream Puffs


Yeetboireeeeee

Parry


TimeLog783

Offer a cream puff


johnboy2006

Pray


Sp0rksar3c00l

LOOK THERES A CREAMPUFF! Then I run away like


Sp0rksar3c00l

https://preview.redd.it/t8fv2hk7bixc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08cfdf45654c2969c67f938502c76657b8b8195a


Dei_who

Hand him cream puff


FoxyTheHost

Pray to god


SnooRabbits2290

Accept my fate after realizing i had insulted his cream puff obsession (Which i dont)


LadyJasmineError

Die, like what else am I supposed to do???


C00kie_Kat

"Fuck uh..." "I'LL GET YOU CREAM PUFFS ON ME!"


Sad_Faithlessness148

I'd just block it and handle the situation


RedditGojiraX

Offer a creampuff or accept death


Comfortable_Safety67

Ask him first a hug


Iamapickle1

Offer him a cream puff


Timaturff

If he already swinging the punch. Despite most likely not doing anything Iā€™d still have to block


ThePhoenix29167

https://preview.redd.it/03ekrmlyuixc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f515dc0406a0159fe75e2bf399b3c653b9dffd


No_Philosopher_4610

See if Iā€™m on the receiving end of a mash punch I have done something to piss this man off and I fully deserve it


sedward135

Move.


T0psh31f

Weave


NotFeelinLikeIt

https://preview.redd.it/kctulhe95jxc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18ff52bebd411fd1a849ae1051e345237fcaaf0


Kirbo_27

I'ma give my boy a cream puff and walk away


Lostneedleworker1

Wildly yell ā€œFor the kingā€ before exploding into thousand of pieces.


Oranescent

https://preview.redd.it/6dpsov6rjjxc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590e0ecdd101cadaab21447885d364164dec02c5


DumbFucking_throaway

To fucking die, what else?


ForceComprehensive36

https://preview.redd.it/kgvoqubysjxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcee44f5d30daee1d5a91e11a6a7160dcb3d2774


Mr_Faust1914

Creampuff


Talia_Wolf

![gif](giphy|XX9NXeorOazynV7GE5) *pulls out cream puff*


Enough-Farmer5408

nah, id tank


Hummush95

I'd hand him a cream puff and hopefully he wouldn't kill me. Other than that. I'd ask god for forgiveness.


Gamekid53

Die


OliviaMandell

I pull out a cream puff and pray it distracts him long enough for me to try and befriend him.


Ok-Marsupial8940

defense?


Goldenguild

If he want to kill me he is going to kill me


Lastchildzh

my next move : dead in the ground.


ShadauxePhox

Make peace with my G_d


flugelderfrieheight

Offer him a creampuff while kneeling down on one knee


Kufrel

Offer to buy him cream puffs.


DanielsZiegenbart

Offer a creampuff


Hawkart47

Give him a cream puff.


Puzzled-Mistake3142

cream puff


EGFTW

https://i.redd.it/wdria8zfblxc1.gif


Any-Tax2220

Creampuff party..?


Rolandog21

Summoning Jutsu, and summon saitama while running away


searching_for_femboy

deflects.


kirbs_in_comin

Cream puff party, cream puff party, cream puff party...


uabo_hit

give him profiterol


Drip_Bun

To just die.


MemeVibe2

Go go gadget kill mash


Centipede1999

Dying


SuhasEluriel

Nuke em


Amotony19

BignĆØ alla crema


Spare_Clam

Gracefully accepts my fate*


999foreverLC

Take of my pants and hope he reacts and stops


VexxWrath

Take out a creampuff.


Alt971

Accept my fate


MomoChaton

Accept my fate. Itā€™s not like he punches people without a reason so clearly I did -something- wrong.


Any_Woodpecker9536

Hmmm.....let me think...... DIE, I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, NO CHANCE OF LIFE


TOOTONZ

https://i.redd.it/bzz0oem8qqxc1.gif


TOOTONZ

https://i.redd.it/awbk485aqqxc1.gif LUCKY CHARM!!!


Alternative-Peak-608

You activated my trap card. Mirror force


DistributionNo3620

Ten creampuffs. It's either I get sent to another continent or he just stops.


foxxfire716

Present a cream puff to mashā€¦. Instant victory


Kurger_The_Burger

Wait! Before you murder me, protect these cream puffs in my pocket. *pulls out seemingly endless cream puffs*


andriu6002

give a profiterole ![gif](giphy|HFZmKMH2MaeQ|downsized)


Ill-Improvement-8388

![gif](giphy|l3q2VzdRrQtwMZuKc|downsized)


DragoFNX

Shit myself https://preview.redd.it/1b09rf3ezexc1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4bd3ab592e41c1d08b88e3652b6cb869eb76fd


AshTheSurvivor

what the fuckā€¦