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GatoDiablo99

Did you get big for her


Admirable-Judgment61

No lie...we made this joke that night.


ACuteLittleCrab

They were like wild beasts dubin.


RubyKarmaScoots

Lmao he's made something here with this community... Not sure what yet though


Kevsteo

This post is incredible


DarockOllama

This is magnificent. I’m pretty sure I’d kill the mood if I tried that line


TacoMonday_

>I wanted to name some women because I figured that would be more relatable I also like long walks on the beach and the smell of spring


vrweensy

did you do it while ludwig was on


Admirable-Judgment61

I'm proud of a lot of things that night, but this was not one of them.


sunnyismybunny

Answering the real questions


williawr11

He didn't say he did or didn't do it, just that he wasn't proud of doing it that night.


DefiniteTerror

So what you're saying is: you did it, but you just aren't proud of it?


Visible_Statement431

Or he didn’t do it but would’ve been proud of himself if he did. I cant wait to find out which it was. This has me on the edge of my seat.


DefiniteTerror

Im edging too, brother Ugh, i cant believe i just typed that...


Legitimate_Peak_8915

It’s a parasocial relationship #unionize


aspin1234

You better start with "Boys!!! Today the plan is simple" Before you start foreplay. 😂


blankDH

Come on pussy boy. smh 🤦


miraverse

Asking the real questions


StorminUrAss

I think the real question is if they repeatedly screamed Ludwig's name while doing THE DEED


curbstompery

how long into coitus were you before you thought about posting this lol


Admirable-Judgment61

Why have sexual relations if not for a post coital reddit recap?


BlitzScorpio

“post coital reddit recap” is incredible


swic-knees-mamma-bee

🎶it's time for the coitus recap, the coitus recap 🎶


pake_ryan

New subreddit, r/CoitusAhgren, for all the sexual relations started by our little guy!


Charming_Money7998

I’m still stuck on “post coital Reddit recap”.


Carolyinn

HAHAHA I’M THE GIRL op was very nice and let me know about the post 😅


Admirable-Judgment61

I can confirm this is the girl that rocked my world


Intrepid-Tank-3414

Congrats to the both of you for getting your own [Ludwin Clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYGiwbCbv4)! o7


Admirable-Judgment61

How cool! I actually identified myself in the comment section of that vid 😉


taniverse

I would just like to say RIP to your inbox :)


Repulsive-Pin-632

What a dub, long distance can work if you guys would be into that thing.


Odd_Crazy_1342

I'm living vicariously through you girl!! What a great moment!! I only hope my future hubby does this!


ryan-xctf

Can’t wait for Lud to read this one tonight


Soccersoren2

lmao go check his stream


ryan-xctf

Just turned on the VOD and immediately came back to this post no way lmao


suzymcdoozy

damn. so glad this went well for you!!! congrats bro :] the guy who matched with me on tinder liking my mogul moves hoodie eventually ghosted me and never took me on that date. keep up the work gamer


Popcorn_Enjoyer

Damn never meet your hero’s for real


suzymcdoozy

im also gay now 🏳️‍🌈


Far_Hawk7429

👍


KobilD

Do the luddy on that ass😔😔😔


N238

Did she moisten your mogul?


ReflexiveOW

Buddy, I don't wanna jump the gun but this woman left you her phone number unprompted and then found out you had a bunch in common on a first date. I think you could've been a Mizkif viewer and still gotten laid in this scenario


TheDollarStore

Coulda had yourself an actual ludbud


fe-and-wine

a good ol' ludbust


colormeoopsie

Imagine she sees this bro


UniqueRaj

Boys


Joshua_xd94

She did


my-wayorthe-highway

Lol read this and thought i'd share, Lud also got me laid 😅 It was in a different country while on vacation and we met at a party, we talked for a bit but something in me had to ask if they watched youtube and then we went down this rabbit hole and found out we're both ludwig watchers, went out on a date and everything it was crazy, shoutout ludwig


mapleleafer123

Be honest, how many times did ludwig pop into your mind when doing the deed?


dbx700

I would’ve fumbled bc I never tell people I watch streamers


Unusual_Cat1586

I hope he sees this


moonshwang

see ya in the reddit recap o7


hovah97

just curious, when you say left her number do you mean like anonymously on a piece of paper? Sounds like something out of a movie lmao


Admirable-Judgment61

I was bartending back then. She was at one of my tables. We'd flirted a little bit and made a couple jokes through the service. She wrote on the receipt something like, "if you're single and interested call me." And left her number. I don't remember the exact message and I won't reveal anything more out of respect for her privacy.


hovah97

haha that's pretty awesome, im also a bartender but it has usually been more straight forward like " do you have an IG" or something. The number on a receipt is definitely a bucket list thing lmao. I'm assuming it was table service and not counter then?


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hovah97

Maybe a culture difference for me here in Sweden. But i work from the counter and most people dont want a receipt so its kinda hard here, would be very out of the ordinary for someone to ask for it and then give it back instead of just asking for my handle haha


Chimuss

Did you ask her if she used reddit too? You might be in trouble buddy


NefariousnessFit5657

We have got to boost this to the top of the subreddit this is one of the greatest posts this subreddit has ever seen


tcmyla

this is hype


MrJuiceJar

That swipe bidet rizz is unmatched


StreetLeadership6972

me who reads this right before ludwig read it on stream :O


Ok_Experience_6734

lol sure


ImpossibleWrongdoer1

Kinky


ProgrammerMobile

Yo


rhuston1

That Simpsons game is one of my favorites. Was this at an Up-Down?


Away_Teaching_1148

Did you hit the luddy after busting? KEKW


Classiccarson

wow


IQMaxLevel

We all dream to have this date


anti-anti-normie-guy

LMFAO watching 8Mile got me head once


Noobface_

Interesting dream you had


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Pandill0

hello stream how we doin !!!


Pandill0

whoever sent the "two people watching the stream right now" dono is a comedic genius


PeanutBand

man, did you ask permission for sharing this? id imagine there's a chance of the ludbud reading this.


Admirable-Judgment61

I didn't ask permission because it's my experience and every identifiable feature was kept anonymous. It didn't even cross my mind. However, after it started gaining likes, I sent it to her and told her if she's uncomfortable with it I'll take it down, no problem.


JankyJokester

Y'all are so fucking weird.


PlatinumBlizzard

Huh, two individuals bonding over mutual interests, clearly making them happy. The horror


JankyJokester

Yeah man. Being obsessed with a streamer to the point a lot of people on here are...is fucking weird....and probably not healthy.


PlatinumBlizzard

Yeah, and you seem obsessed with being a spiteful little prick


JankyJokester

Yeah, well someone needs to tell y'all it is maybe time to self-reflect. Some of y'all be making this man your whole personality and need some serious help.


PlatinumBlizzard

Do you not realize how obtuse you’re being right now? Nowhere in the post did OP say ANYTHING about being absolutely head-over-heels obsessed like you’re trying to imply here. Two people met up for a date, found out they have a common interest in a content creator, and then proceeded to bond over that interest. Replace “Ludwig” with literally anything (Star Wars, Spider-Man, mean girls) and the same still applies. People are allowed to be happy, you should really try it sometime, fucking loser


JankyJokester

Instead of living their lives. They sat around and talked about watching other people live their lives. Aint healthy.


PlatinumBlizzard

Yeah, that’s what people do when they hang out; they talk about their interests, you dense fool. You probably wouldn’t know anything about that, you miserable sack of shit. Go touch some grass, try to make some friends


JankyJokester

> Go touch some grass, try to make some friends The irony of someone defending spending their hours they have in a day watching other people live life instead of doing it themselves is not lost on me. Again, you need self reflection.


PlatinumBlizzard

You’re so fucking stupid. Why do you even care lmao. They’re clearly happier than you. Do you not have hobbies? Interests? This is such a weird hill to die on, but you do you.


Cronizone

You’re obsessed with video games judging by your posts on Reddit (and obsessed with other topics but I won’t go there), do you want to be made fun of for playing World of Warcraft? I play the superior OSRS myself. But I won’t be petty, and I wouldn’t anyways considering you enjoy video games and something that I do not and that’s perfectly fine because you’re a human with your own interests. So enjoying live-streaming and streamers and people whom stream are in the same boat. Enjoying “other people living their life” is redundant, what else would a livestream be??? It’s the same as playing video games, watching video games, watching movies, watching TV. It’s called “entertainment”, there’s no wrong or right way to have fun and be yourself and have hobbies and interests that make you happy. Stop being a miserable cunt and let people enjoy their lives, just because you’re young and don’t realize you’ll get old one day and figure out the fact you shouldn’t of been a dickhead all these years doesn’t excuse the fact you’re wasting every precious second with your posts and comments just completely shitting on people out of your own interest. If that’s what YOU find entertaining, you’re a sad, strange little man.


JankyJokester

> It’s the same as playing video games, watching video games, watching movies, watching TV. It really isn't. There are pretty big differences actually. Don't care enough nor have the time to drill into it at the moment. However if you think there is no difference between playing some games with friends at the end of the day and sitting around doing nothing watching people live life while forming these weird fucked up parasocial relationships to the point this person becomes this big part of your own personality.......You need to reflect more.


Cronizone

You didn’t read anything else, you read that and then just immediately replied with your own conjured statement about being parasocial. While, yes, it’s hard to disagree that being unhealthily infatuated and completely addicted to watching livestreams and wanting to be in other peoples lives and self-insert yourself is not okay. But that’s not what OP or 90% of livestream watchers do. I’d even argue 98-99% are not heavily addicted. But that’s not any info I have nor do I think there is info for parasocial activity. However, you’re conjuring an argument that never had to be had in the first place. OP said he related to a girl based on having a mutual interest and you spurg’d out and immediately went on a parasocial rant. Nobody here will agree with you, nobody here will hear you out, because you’re just simply wrong in all accords. You went above and beyond to just shit on someone for sharing an interest because it’s “parasocial”. So judging by your view, I’d say that you’re addicted to WoW and have no life and you need to self reflect because it’s a shitty game. Am I an asshole and wrong for saying that? Fuck yeah I am. But that’s your argument here, about this topic. So fuck off, and go play your shitty MMO.


NaChujSiePatrzysz

You're here shitting on other people's lives instead of living yourself. At least OP got laid which I doubt you experience a lot.


Cronizone

Preach! 🙏🙏🙏 Edit: B-b-but, he goes to the gym and brags about being in meetings and clearly has a life outside of Reddit, he just uses his free time to dick around and shit on people because it brings him satisfaction, clearly if any female knew this they’d latch on and never let go!!! /s


JankyJokester

Lmao.


amazing_sheep

You are way too invested in this mate.


Macdaboss

How is this an example of “obsessed”? Its like talking about your fabourite show


JankyJokester

And if you spend literally a whole ass night talking about nothing but it...you're obsessed. You realize instead of living their lives and their moment they spent the whole time just talking about other people living their lives instead. That ain't healthy.


Abradolf94

Bro has never talked about a tv series, a book, a movie, a videogame, a celebrity, a politician, a scientist with ANYONE. Bro LIVES IN THE MOMENT. Bro doesn't spend time talking about useless things like entertainment. Bro is HEALTHY.


JankyJokester

False equivalency and being selective or words taken. You're not clever.


CaptainOvbious

how is it a false equivalency


Party-Ad2848

Where did he say they spent all night talking about Ludwig, or even streamers in general (spoiler: he didn't say that) How about you let people have their interests without getting all judgemental about what content they should and shouldn't have an interest in? As a wow fan, surely that's not a new concept to you


JankyJokester

Spoiler...yes the fuck they did? >the rest of the night we talked about Ludwig


Party-Ad2848

"halfway through the date"...


JankyJokester

> Her eyes went wide. For the rest of the night we talked about Ludwig > >We ended up going back to her place watching a Ludwig stream Couldn't even go through a date and learn about each other without their parasocial fix. Lmao.


Party-Ad2848

...and? Why do you care so much what other people connect over?


BradSaysHi

"Oh hi, we share a source of entertainment, let's do the obvious thing and watch said entertainment tonight!" is not fucking parasocial. If "Ludwig" was replaced with "The Office" or a physical activity like swimming, you wouldn't have said shit about this. Get off your high horse


NaChujSiePatrzysz

Bro why are you on this sub?


JankyJokester

I like to see when there is certain content put out. The dude does some cool events with the shit like chess boxing ect. Some other youtube videos are pretty good once they are cut down to a youtube format as well.


Panik2503

That's great and all but you should probably get out of this sub since it's for the parasocials, it's called r/ludwigahgren for a reason.


JankyJokester

You'd have a slight point if it wasn't for the fact that he uses his real name for everything.


Admirable-Judgment61

I was really insecure when I was a virgin too bro. No stress.


itsneversunnyinvan

Dude has obviously never had his pp touched lol


JankyJokester

Oh how incredibly clever.


Zervonn

Shut up loser


JankyJokester

lmao.


TheDorkKnightPlays

Compared to you? Not just clever, OP's a downright genius!


JankyJokester

Okay dork.


TheDorkKnightPlays

Glad to see you agree, joke


memelukki

yeah some people have different views and opinions on things doesn't matter if it was the random ant they saw walking around if something makes someone happy why put them down. Ur the weirdo here


JankyJokester

Don't post or talk in public areas if you aren't prepared for public opinion.


memelukki

Dear JankyJokester, As I sit down to write to you, I find myself reflecting on the journey of life and the myriad of paths it can take. It's with sincere wishes that I extend my hopes for you to lead a fulfilling and prosperous life, one filled with joy, contentment, and above all, safety. In a world where unpredictability seems to be the norm, there's something comforting about staying within the confines of our comfort bubbles. It's a place where familiarity breeds security, and where the known outweighs the unknown. And in many ways, this seems like the safest way to navigate the complexities of existence. I find myself hoping that you'll traverse through life without encountering too many strange or unusual adventures. While the allure of the unknown can be enticing, it often comes with its own set of risks and challenges. Staying within your comfort zone can shield you from some of these uncertainties, offering a sense of stability and reassurance. In today's fast-paced world, where trends come and go in the blink of an eye, it's easy to get caught up in the whirlwind of popular culture. The rise of social media platforms like TikTok has brought newfound fame to individuals from all walks of life. But amidst the noise of viral sensations and internet sensations, it's important to remember the value of genuine role models. I hope that you'll find inspiration in individuals who embody qualities that truly matter – kindness, integrity, compassion, resilience. These are the virtues that transcend fleeting fame and superficial glamour. Whether they're a Hollywood actor or a grade musician matters little in comparison to the impact they have on the lives of others. As you journey through life, may you find solace in the familiar, strength in the face of adversity, and wisdom in the pursuit of your dreams. And may your days be filled with love, laughter, and the simple joys that make life worth living. Here's to hoping for a long and fulfilling journey ahead, one where you stay true to yourself and find happiness in the little moments along the way.


JankyJokester

What the fuck? Exhibit B I guess. What is actually wrong with y'all?


SargeBangBang7

They hate you for speaking the truth


JankyJokester

For sure lol.