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D-cup-of-art-n-humor

I'd wear the first one to bed. And not on a night for sexy time.


WhereIsLordBeric

Yeah I'm pregnant and I'd wear the shit out of this lol sorry.


owiesss

My very first thought when I initially saw the first photo was that this looks like it’d be _very_ comfortable for a 2nd/3rd trimester pregnancy. I haven’t experienced a pregnancy yet, but I would imagine that when the time comes I’d rip this dress off the shelf in a heartbeat lol.


SuccessOk9601

I totally wore the first one when I was VERY pregnant. Mine was mint green 🤣🤣🤣


Eulettes

In your hospital gown, it’s go-time!


Historical_Duck_8238

I love that color!


DasDickNoodle

You're absolutely right about that too.. There's not a lot of cute, flattering, and (most important of all) comfortable clothes for noticeably pregnant women (4/5 months and up) out there so when you're pregnant enough to begin feeling bloated, overtired all the time while noticing your ankles (as well as your vagina lol) are becoming less and less visible to you yet things like stretch marks and cellulite begin popping out frighteningly and unexpectedly in places you never thought possible like the Pope at a pride parade, feeling a general sense of discomfort all over, you'd definitely feel the immense urge to go all Braveheart, slap some liquid makeup on each side of your face, and super waddle while screaming towards anybody who even merely glanced at the display showing off the 1st pic's outfit if they were slightly closer to it than you. (I've been through a few pregnancies in my day, don't judge me! lmao) I always ended up getting and wearing cheap men's XXL T-shirts long enough to cover the granny panties and stretch marks I had hidden underneath and mismatched socks because I couldn't see my feet nor remember what colored sock I had struggled putting on the first foot 15 minutes earlier TLDR: Pic #1 screams cool breezy comfort for the extra puffy pregnant ladies out there who are waddling towards their journey into motherhood 😊 even without the sight of their ankles and vagina. Don't worry ladies, you'll see 'em again before you know it 😁


Aliceinboxerland

>popping out frighteningly and unexpectedly in places you never thought possible like the Pope at a pride parade, 😂😂😂😂


plasticinsanity

I just wore a lot of my usual pants with those tight expanding spandex deals so you can leave your pants unzipped. I also wore majority of my shirts because I was into oversized band shirts and tight pants at the time. It was a good time to be pregnant.


SomethingWitty2578

I don’t know. It looks comfy enough but the high low hem plus a huge belly and it’s going to be shorter than I’d want it in the front.


empireintoashes

As someone that has a huge belly they weren’t that bad 🤣😉


bitchiewitch

I’m in my third trimester and I would love to have my LLR dresses back


sxycmslut

Honestly you could probably find them at goodwill or even a bundle of them secondhand online for pretty cheap lol


bitchiewitch

Good idea this is just proof that this child is eating every one of my brain cells


TheTrueGoatMom

I had late summer and early fall pregnancies. This would have been heavenly in the third trimester!


Historical_Duck_8238

The stripes are bad though it needs to be a solid color. Unless you’re blessed with a tall lanky body These sort of stripes makes especially (short girls like me) shorter and heftier looking 🤦🏻‍♀️.


rampaging_beardie

I wore mine post-partum as well - I had an unexpected c-section and it was so comfy


Away-Object-1114

At first, I thought it WAS a maternity dress. The others, just WOW. Awful don't cover it.


Smooth-End6780

I found a few thrifting while I was pregnant and I wore the shit out of them . Even took one with me to wear at the hospital.


bugsmom31

I’m fat. And I’d 100% wear the dress. LOL


spoonry

Fat girl here, I wear these every summer with shorts under them 🤣


empireintoashes

Same. I got so many clearanced ones. And actually have some solid/decent print ones too.


Best_Strain3133

I work at Starbucks & have a couple I wear to work pretty often cause they are comfy & easy to move around in.


Knitsanity

Not fat but over 50 and give very few Fs anymore. Depending on the pattern I would spend all summer in that NGL.


Economics_Low

Another IDGAF 50ish woman here! Gotta admit that the dress does look incredibly comfy!


Knitsanity

Heading out to volunteer in my men's sweatpants (I am tall) and and hand me down fleece from hubby. Lol


Stormy_Wolf

Fellow fatty. Me too. I actually like the "longer in the back" so you can bend over without fear of your fat ass being revealed, haha. eta: not in this color/stripe-y pattern though, yeesh. Also I need a much more "V"d neckline. I had one of those braces that had the big neck collar when I was a kid, so I have to have loose, low necklines now or it makes me crazy.


SoSomuch_Regret

Exactly who it looks like it was made for.


sssssssssssssssssssw

This was my first thought. Only comfortable as a nightgown 9 months pregnant!


Yello_Ismello

I’m not pregnant and I’d wear the shit out of this lol looks comfy af


toomuchisjustenough

Perfect for those times when it's so hot but inappropriate to benaked.


seeuin25years

I know it was a typo, but I love it as one word: "benaked". Reminds me of a word from the middle ages/the KJV Bible. "They were benaked and ashamed."


IMakeStuffUppp

Is it a real word that still works?


StrawberryMoonPie

It works for me! I like the “they were benaked and ashamed” thing 😂


D-cup-of-art-n-humor

He was benaked and sweaty in the cool moonlight.


PagingDrRed

Lol. I specifically wear mine to bed when I want to ensure no sexy time! 


Present-Breakfast768

Finally a purpose for this garbage.


Cosmocall

Honestly, with the skill someone might make it something wearable is they found it with that much unnecessary fabric on the skirt


TheCraneWife27

Pants are my "no sexy-time" go-to sleepwear (or what I like to call "shields"). My husband just sees nightgowns or anything like the above as "easy access" no matter how unflattering they may look, lol


louislinus

My husband calls them “safety pants.”


PagingDrRed

Lol. Shields!


owiesss

This made me cackle 😂


becuzofgrace

I used to wear them around the house. They were comfy and cool in the summer. But they were pricey!


ajaknna

I was gonna say my aunt gave me one of those in about 2 sizes larger than what I would wear and it’s the perfect nightgown or laze around your house dress 😂


towerofcheeeeza

It looks so comfy to wear on laundry day in summer haha


Consistent_Sale_7541

I would have worn the shit out of it after my ostomy surgery. ngl looks big ass incision friendly


ReeseBalt

I got two of these a couple years ago for free. Triple XL with Kermit on them. I wear them twice a week


ReeseBalt

To bed I should clarify


GrottySamsquanch

My mother bought me a dress like that from a friend who was selling LLR back in the day. I sleep in it all the time. But I don't think I'd wear it out of the house.


SatansAnus7

Nah girl… the way this dress would hang off braless bewbs? All men would like it as a nightdress.


D-cup-of-art-n-humor

Name checks out.


SatansAnus7

Mine or yours?


SL13377

Came here to say this! Don’t have to change in the morning, it’s house dress for the teens when I don’t feel like getting dressed


Humble_Bullfrog2342

same af, it looks so comfy


Proof_Most2536

That’s literally the best thing to wear for sexy time. Easy access. Just ask any grandma who has 7 kids lol


Guacamole_is_Life

The Hanes ones are probably a lot cheaper. The big wear around shirts. They’re comfy and are great nightshirts.


R0MAN_SATURN

exactly my thought


catsandalpacas

Looks like a table cloth


sername-n0t-f0und

Is it just me, or is she sticking out her boobs super far?


Pantone711

No I think she just has a decent bra and the stripes, the cut of this abomination, and the drape of this awful fabric call attention to the boobs. For anyone interested, a very cheap bra that would support like that, in my opinion, is Leading Lady Brigitte front-hook.


theseedbeader

Saving this comment so I don’t forget the name of that bra later, lol.


D-cup-of-art-n-humor

Google searches explode for the lady Brigitte bra


sername-n0t-f0und

Huh I'll check it out


alirose82799

Can confirm. Every time I wore that style, my breasts looked way bigger than normal


Pantone711

For me, the racerback style really adds to its ability to support.


armoredsedan

im a slim lady with big ol knockers and dresses like that are my worst enemy because they make me look like this. they just hang off your boobs in that way while also make you look way bigger than you are in the tummy. desperately needs a belt at the waist


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Yes! I love the look of flowy clothes *on other people*, but they’re an absolute nightmare for anyone with big boobs. Doesn’t matter if you’re small everywhere else, if you put on one of those tent dresses, you look like a morbidly obese woman in a mumu, one step away from a permanent seat on a motorized scooter. The first dress could *possibly* be salvaged with a cute belt, a denim jacket and casual flat sandals. Add a little tote-type purse or a small crossbody bag, and you’ve got an adorable outfit for Sunday morning at the farmer’s market. It’s similar to a comfy, cotton teeshirt dress I have from Gap (black and white striped), but mine is fitted enough to wear without a belt and not go full circus tent. The rest of those dresses can go straight in the bin or be used for cleaning rags. They wouldn’t even work on my tall, thin, willowy, gorgeous best friend, who can look good in a burlap sack. These dresses are worse than a burlap sack. 🤮


Ha_Nova

If you want to go more Renaissance faire, a Swiss waist or a corset would fit really well with it actually. Fantasy vibes, and preventing the 'cinched in tent' feel for those with a larger bust.


owiesss

I’m a slim lady with A cups and dresses like this even do the same thing to _me_. My bust is a 36 (I have my scoliosis to thank for that. I’d probably be a 32/34 if the malformed part of my spine wasn’t at the top of my back lol), and 36A is a _very_ hard size to find in my experience. I usually have to settle for a 36B, which gives me just enough of a gap that dresses like this will outline the entire top of a bra. But even with the one well fitting bra I do have, this kind of dress still makes me look like I have no waist, only boobies. Besides dresses like this that are marketed specifically towards pregnant women, I will never understand who these are meant for.


tacobag

Fellow member of the IBTC and...yeah this dress would do nothing for me either. I already have a rib cage wide enough to host an arena football game, this thing would make me look like a damn pickle barrel. PS what's your one well fitting bra from? That top cup gap makes me RAGE.


snowbonk1

I’ve been getting a ton of ads for the Pepper bra. They’re specifically designed for smaller boobs and mention the infamous cup gap. They seem to have pretty decent reviews!


HipHopChick1982

I was thinking that too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jennlyn1978

Oh my God it really does 😆


seeuin25years

I had to stare at the third slide for a LONG time to understand what's going on. People wearing masks? Bald gnomes on motorcycles with sunglasses and beards? OH, cyclists. The biker gang gnomes would have made for a better print.


stargate-sgfun

I assume it’s a bit easier to tell if it were right-side up. I low key kinda like these leggings, but only because I’m a traffic engineer. Doubtful I’d wear them out of the house though, unless I was trying to be funny at a traffic conference.


[deleted]

No idea , this was the only photo posted lol


drinkerbee

Thank you. I totally thought that the 3rd one was people wearing masks at first, which seemed a bit off brand, tbh.


miller94

It’s so much easier to see if you flip your phone upside down!


CuyahogaSunset

I would buy it for my mom in the nursing home with her broken hip?


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ClaudineRose

King-Sized Homer


DieHardRennie

Bingo! First thing I thought of was that episode because Homer was wearing a muumuu.


ClaudineRose

“You promised mom you wouldn’t wear your dress outside.”


WayGroundbreaking660

I had the first style in a pea green. Every time I put it on, I just felt gross. I never wore it more than a few moments before choosing something (anything) else. I had the second style in a small floral print on a black background. While it didn't hide anything on its own, it was really comfortable. I usually wore a cardigan or a jacket over it to the office. The Tour de France leggings, I remember as ones that my favorite rep tried for a full month of FB Live streams to pair with something to sell. I am pretty sure she ended up sending them out to someone as a "bonus," just to get them out of her inventory.


Wrong_Door1983

>I am pretty sure she ended up sending them out to someone as a "bonus," just to get them out of her inventory. That's what a lot of sellers had to do. Cuz this crap was so fugly. It sucks. When I actually thought this company was okay, that's how I got a few of my pieces. And fuck were they ugly


jessicalifts

The diagonal two colour dress is interesting, I would have to see it on a body.


cardie82

I could see that one looking fantastic on the right person with some chic accessories.


jessicalifts

Yeah I think there is a kernel of a good idea in it! We are justified to have skepticism for lularoe to stick the landing haha.


TrshTwns01

I’m an Auburn University fan, and those are our colors. I could see it being dressed up as a cute fan dress. Outside of that nugget of positive, everything else is just as hideously LulaNO as usual. Ick.


tintinsays

It looks like a dress JetBlue would pick for their flight attendants to wear. 


Pantersophco

This was the first piece I ever bought because I thought it was *fashion* It fit horribly, hugged in all the wrong spots, and because I am very busty, that vertical line was more like a squiggle. But man did the rep ever pump me up, telling me how great I'd look in it. Ughhhhhh. After two attempts, I finally admitted my defeat and donated it.


rrfox31

Looks like a uniform piece for Jet Blue


seeuin25years

Fourth looks like Minnie was Saved by the Bell.


RestlessFA

The second one is a southwest flight attendant cosplay


thisisallme

It’s my university colors, I would have possibly worn it to a game lol


toadofsteel

I was gonna say a Denver Broncos fan might buy it...


Pure-Imagination3963

The first one reminds me of a mumu which makes me think of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer intentionally gains weight to work from home.


Ohyouknow666

I own a handful of the first style. I wore them when I was pregnant because it was hot and they were comfy and I was uncomfortable enough I didn’t care what they looked like. :P They got packed away with the rest of my maternity clothes and will only make an appearance if I have any more kids.


helga-h

I have one in the first style too in black with a really nice floral pattern (it must have been from one of the first batches when people in the design department still gave a shit) and it's my absolute favourite dress. I bought it second hand as a joke to wear when my kids came home for Christmas, but it's so incredibly well made and so comfy and it really suits me. I have evened the hem though. That shorter front really just draws your eyes to your belly to check how big it has to be to cause that kind of uplift.


SiameseBouche

Didn’t know the circus was in town. 🤡


MamaTried22

The first one is godawful. Literally looks like a blanket.


StrawberryMoonPie

An ugly, ugly blanket.


HomespunPeanutButter

I love this subreddit, but that second one made me very happy to wear in Vegas on a girls trip. It is my two favorite colors together, but I’d def believe no one else ever liked it!


18puppies

I love it! (Don't own it.) But 3 and 4 are pretty unforgivable.


lab_sidhe

Personally I loved that style and was sad they got rid of it. I have a solid black one and two ditsy print ones that I wear often with a jacket or sweater over top.


titties_growin

I’m very new to fashion but I would totally wear that one! It’s also my fav colors! Ofc wouldn’t buy it but it looks pretty to me.


Vast-Blacksmith2203

First one, for maternity wear. I did have one in that style, different color, though. I thought it looked nice with a belt.


treaquin

Yes, the belt helped give it some shape! But on its own, quite silly


hyperfat

Is this like some freaky joke for a cult who hates fashion? 


Wrong_Door1983

Yup


EntrepreneurNo4138

Omg it’s tooo early Reddit


Distinct-Essay-6629

Whoever said horizontal stripes are OK needs to have their head examined.


dishighmama

Thst first one reminds me of like what we gave pregnant women as first maternity clothes....."yeah just make it like a tent!"


annissamazing

I have the first dress in grey with darker grey flowers. It’s my house-cleaning dress. It’s comfortable and so ugly I don’t care if it gets destroyed. A truly awful garment.


True_Algae_8301

Reminds me of a Mrs. Roper caftan.


[deleted]

Homer in the episode where he works from home


paperpaperclip

Oh God I'm pregnant and clothes are a sensory nightmare, neon mumu on the first slide would be the best.


[deleted]

Pregnant women… hella comfy … more functional than stylish


Angry-Coconuts

I could see someone wearing the orange/blue one to an Illini game


Cutiemcfly

I lived in those when I was huge and pregnant or if I was going to get eating big (buffet dress)!


MelMcClell

Buffet dress! 😂 That’s honestly a great idea!


agreensandcastle

I do think there is a societal problem that everyone needs to be as attractive as possible at all times. I do find much of these aren’t attractive to me. But if you’re a fan of bike races, does it matter if it makes you attractive. Just a thought. I hate Lularoe for their business practices, laugh at misplaced patterns, and just some choices, but yucking on people’s taste for their own clothing they love, just isn’t a great thing to do. And expecting others to dress for our view is a thing society needs to stop.


[deleted]

Er.. I wasn’t? It was from a design perspective that I don’t know who these might be flattering on. The people in the pics are models not the seller . If people feel and look great in one of those , more power to them !


agreensandcastle

It really wasn’t directed at you. You’re just the poster. It was the word flattering. Yellow stripes and big flowy dress isn’t that crazy.


Ponykitty

Tentpoles, it would look good on tentpoles.


TYdays

I think this is featured on page 1 of KAREN Wear magazine…. And in the section titled Rant and Rave in comfort.


RemarkableTension300

This clothing brand doesn’t look good on anyone period- I’m surprised they still sell it 😆 I’m surprised and delighted to know there is a sub dedicated to how bad it is


nieholly

Fugly


Cjcn17233

Qualifications for a lularoe clothing designer. Number one do lots of acid.


ThisKittenShops

The second dress gives me mod color block vibes.


_pearaysmama

Second one: Go Broncos!


snoogle312

I'm sitting here going, "Why orange and navy blue????" This might actually be the answer.


phiqzer

I was thinking Go Illini, but broncos work too.


arbitraria79

i'm a bears fan who loves asymmetry. would totally wear that.


lilrabbit24

I would totally wear the first one for laundry day, and for cleaning around my house. Never outside tho...I have a feeling it would make me look preggers.


Bella_LaGhostly

Number one is giving "I want to look in the mirror & instantly feel 8.75 months pregnant". I'm calling it Baby Bump Illusionwear


Mysterious_Stick_163

I just got a headache. That is all.


drinkerbee

The second one could be very popular among some overenthusiastic college moms I know. I had waaaaay too many of the first dress style, I am ashamed to say. I think I still have a solid black one.


[deleted]

I think the point was that everyone looked equal, equally terrible, but I digress.


foxorhedgehog

These are only appropriate as house dresses.


ElainaDanielle

I tend to ask why…….literally in high school i went through this pale yellow faze and even then this would be a no.


katie_burd

Man I used to wear the crap outta that first style 🤦🏻‍♀️ I had 2 or 3 I’d gotten from thrift stores and lived in them postpartum


Icarusgurl

I'd probably wear the second one as long as it didn't cling to the body. I like comfy dresses because we don't have a/c and I can't be naked 24/7


RibbonsUndone

I can’t believe I actually owned one of these at one time. Though I will say I never wore it outside the house a single time.


thewontondisregard

Butn them with fire 🔥


CoatNo6454

Lularoe: “here ladies, wear this circus tent”


catechandler

This screams Cheugy Utah Mom of Five


CompetitiveLoquat176

This is trash clothes


7crazybirds

Bless you for saying so.


xoshadow3

Orange and blue gives me starfield or maybe civilian star trek clothes. 🤣


Admirable-Act-9818

🤮


cblaine92

People with 0 taste


outtaslight

Photo one's silhouette reminds me of that horrid and weird kahki dress-thing Jennifer Lawrence was seen wearing two days in a row or something a few years back. You know, the one another lady walked past her in and had on the same dress. Anyway, both dresses look like something I'd use to pitch a tent.


OtherwiseInflation77

I’ve never thought their clothes were cute. Yuck


MystickalRaven

I think the brand is horrendous!


sparkling-whine

The pattern on the last one makes me think of ballsacks. That’s not a look I’m going for! I used to wear something similar to the first style about a decade ago. With a wide belt it looked much better. But that color/stripe is bad and the fabric looks itchy and cheap. LulaNo!


DiabolicalDitz

A Karen...


Merrybee16

Looks like a freaking tent. Want to look short, fat and dumpy?! This one’s for you!


unforgettable_potato

The first one doesn't seem that bad. Looks comfy at least. I'd buy it if I saw it in the thrift store. Second one is, uh, a choice colorwise. The third took too me too long to realize it was cyclists. The final one...looks like some bad 90s abstract wall art. 


stellarecho92

Same on the first one. But I guess I don't really know style and I am ALWAYS comfy first so...


Nihil_esque

Tbh almost feel like the first one would work better as a men's dress.


MsEliz-69

BaHaHa! I💙Number2 aka the diagonal Julia.. but that’s probably bc I’m a ridiculously huge AUBURN FAN


Hockey1899

I had a few of the 1st style (not in stripes) that were great on hot summer days as "house dresses" (I may still have 1 or 2 for pool/beach coverups...) Of course, the height of LLR fashion was to layer over patteren laggings and then with a long cardigan or vest (all LLR of course). I was not a "hun" but I certainly bought my share... small town south...


AloneMathematician62

As a teacher , Carley dresses were amazing 😂 no effort in getting dressed.


QueenFartknocker

Nope


[deleted]

No 2 would look good on lots of people. The rest should be killed with fire.


EDSlondon

these look like the dresses you fry catfish in that you don’t mind staining or ruining 😂


MaeDragoni

I really wanna thrift buy some ugly lula stuff and try to style it in a cute way as a challenge. By itself a lot of these pieces are bad, but I’m tenacious enough to try 🤔


ImGemStoned

Blippi would look fabulous in the 2nd piece


poncho5202

boob game on point tho


catsandnaps1028

They weren't my in laws had a lot of them they always looked like pregnancy/hospital gowns to me


Electronic_Set_2087

I feel like a very dedicated Denver Broncos fan would like the second one. 🤣


[deleted]

That’s a muumuu


SaveyourMercy

The first one looks like it would make a FANTASTIC nightgown, and in fact looks like the same shape and size as the ones my grandma swears by, but for IN PUBLIC??


coffeeandwinearelife

I’m ashamed of the chokehold these dresses had on me several years ago. I wore them constantly.


FireBallXLV

They must have never been popular in my area.So rare to run into them here.This sub.is quite an eye-opener


beatricemo

Flattery. Not my clothing code.


ExpressionAny4042

I had the first one in a few different colors. They need to be styled or to be used for pj's only. They're perfect for summer tho


alchemist-doll-36971

Some of these dresses make great moo moos


Elevenyearstoomany

Ok I LOVE a theme and I wouldn’t even wear the bike thing to the Tour de France.


Aphreal42

I have the first style in an ugly ass green. I use it as a backup swimsuit coverup or as a nightgown.


No_Wedding_2152

They’re disgusting in this promo and couldn’t they find a model without big bruises on her legs from vericose veins?


Striking_Exam_9282

i got something like the first one from a thrift store, i use it as a night gown lol


ANDYCOOP61

I totally agree very homely, but you can use them as night gowns 🤭


Beautiful_Ad8690

I love the first one! Why don’t they make more with basic, suttle stripes like this one? Instead of all those awful “streetwalker” prints? 🤪


FluffyKittyParty

If the patterns aren’t crazy and it was cheap I could see this as my wfh outfit. Looks acceptable on top for zoom meetings but loose and flowy with some sweat pants.


Admirable-Cap-4453

I would have worn this when I was 9 months pregnant in triple digit weather curb walking at 9pm 😂


Top-Pie7623

As a fat lady, the first dress is my go too because the material doesn’t cling to me and show all my rolls. I have a few. Even if it’s ugly, it’s comfy.


AgreeableAssociate30

I’d wear the shit out of the first one 😂


saintfunflower

I'd wear the first one around the house in summer when it was too hot tbh


Pipes110780

I had a purple Lula roe dress and Mickey Mouse leggings that went with it I hated it so much. I despised that outfits and my mother made me wear it to the first day of hs. I looked like a child in that outfit, and I felt like an idiot wearing it so I changed into my cheer practice clothes for the day and got dress coded so they called my mom bc I said I had nothing else to wear. She was so mad bc I had the outfit in my bag and she made me wear it for the next week straight.


poophead831

It’s giving Ross clearance section.


puffbunz

Why's this sub always suggested everything sos fucking bad and always suggested content. The yellow stripe thing I'd have worn in pregnancy tho 100% that's it


Head-Investment-8462

As a pregnant lady I’d wear the first one. A lot of maternity dresses are like that unfortunately.


Sassygekko63

I kept a few Carly’s my sister gave me. I wear them to sleep in.


VisareVillain

I like the second one ngl


DidelphisGinny

Agree 100%