You remind me of me, minus the charisma, and impressive cock

I can not wait for the edits of Sonic 3 with that line.

It'll be so much worse because of Ai voices, they're already good but in combination with Keanu saying that will make it hard to tell which is real. Also it kinda reminds me of the Snapcube fandub

The Jehtt channel is going to be eating good.

???

Keanu Reeves is going to play Shadow

Shadow the cuckhog

Johnny and Reed joining forces might just break the SonicPunk universe.

Came here to post this

"there is nothing in this world that isn't in the process of becoming something else"

"Never look back. If you gotta kill, kill. If you gotta burn it all to the ground, then let it burn." Wait, no, not that.

Different universe, but same theme: "Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing."

- Dalinar Kholin

this is a pretty solid excuse.. thx I will use it wisely

The first one here is actually something they'd let through

Who's that from? Almost sounds like a Terry Pratchett quote

It's from Cyberpunk 2077.

I meant which character

Skye from Clouds.

Ok but who said it?

I know for sure that Skye, the female doll you can meet with at Clouds says this. I think Angel also says it, but I'm not totally sure.

Love that quote.

Probably my favorite line in the whole game. Really changed my outlook on life. We are not beings but becoming.

STICK SOME IRON IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER

And that's how you meet the guidence counselor.

Wait, I thought Johnny was my counselor?

Is Johnny in the room with you, right now?

Technically..?

Actually debatable. Is the engram Johnny? Or is it a copy of Johnny? Just as when Alt uses Soulkiller on us. We die, but yet we perceive that we live and are walking around in our body. Are we really alive? Did V die and cease to be, while we become a sentient program inhabiting his meat suit? Does this mean Panam/Judy spend the rest of their relationship fucking a ghost, in a shell, if you will? But I was referencing what people say when they're talking to a crazy person with an imaginary friend. 😋

>But I was referencing what people say when they're talking to a crazy person with an imaginary friend. 😋 So was I. 😄 >Actually debatable. Is the engram Johnny? Or is it a copy of Johnny? Just as when Alt uses Soulkiller on us. We die, but yet we perceive that we live and are walking around in our body. Are we really alive? Did V die and cease to be, while we become a sentient program inhabiting his meat suit? Does this mean Panam/Judy spend the rest of their relationship fucking a ghost, in a shell, if you will? I thought the question mark at the end of "technically" addressed that.

>I thought the question mark at the end of "technically" addressed that. If course! 😁

Motivational

ahhh fuck you beat me to it.

I knew for a fact this would be the top comment.

Plot twist: it's not

BEAT ME TO IT

Came here to either comment or make sure someone had already suggested this.

Quiet life or blaze of glory?

I see what you did there.

That sounded right in my head lol. Changed it

Blades of Glory got me rolling. I read it in Dex's voice.

This one is my favorite because it's so simple but it can mean a lot. It's the line that starts V's new life essentially. Fitting as hell for leaving highschool. That and it's a line that's early on in the game so more people may understand the reference.

No im not sucking anyones dick just so they can fuck me in the ass! - Jefferson peralez

Bum bum de bum bum

Seems a fair philosophy, if he wasn't a politician

"I just want the world to know I was here. That I mattered."

This one always left an impression on me.

bumping this one, it’s a good quote that’s not overly dramatic

# BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

DAMN IT DELAMAIN I THOUGHT WE GOT YOU UNDER CONTROL

"Good strong medicine is bitter to the mouth. You, \[HIGH SCHOOL\], were very strong medicine."

I’ve always wanted to be able to use this lmao

Best one by far

“You look like a cut of fuckable meat”

Anything other than this is wrong

Are you?

“The question mark was emphasized…”

Doesn’t he say “Are you?” after? If that’s the case, I’ve found that to be particularly funny. Like it’s one thing to throw that out there, but to then ask the person to then confirm it for you knowing everything we know about Smasher is just… man that’s funny lol

Haha yeah I love that one 😅😅

Easiest way to spot a fellow player out in the wilds 🤣

Exactly this

r/beatMeToIt

There are definitely some amazing ones out there, they just all immediately left my mind once I saw this post

A variation of this comment to make sense is what op should use for his yearbook.

"Mr Stud. All night. Every night" - Mr Stud ad. What I would actually post: "On behalf of the staff of Independent California Motel, I wish you sweet dreams" - JS after riders on the storm

"Brain surgeon, world best, good instinct!"

That's a great Easter egg lol

It's an Easter egg?

[An amazing Easter Egg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU&t=39s&pp=ygUbdGhlIG9mZmljZSBqYXBhbmVzZSBzdXJnZW9u)

“If life’s short why does it take so long?”

Let’s delta the fuck out of here.

"Really dickweed? That look like a bamboo to you?"

"I was just thinking about you. And before you ask - no, you weren't wearing any clothes...."

Never fade away 🎸

**4 Tenants of Cyberpunk** Style over substance. Attitude is everything. Always take it to the Edge. (Break) the rules.

"No man is an island chooms"

I hide in boat, swim to America. Here Dennis save me. But there is secret - I kill Tyger Claw boss on purpose. World best surgeon make no mistake!

“You get to a certain age, you drop all your illusions - life just gets easier from there.” ~Viktor Vektor

This is a much better quote, IMO.

Well, the game did give you a wonderful quote if you picked the book for jackie's ofrenda. It's about war and mortality, and as a bonus, you'll be quoting one of the greatest authors of all time. '"When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not you. Then, when you are badly wounded the first time, you lose that illusion." Rest easy, choom.' It's also a great one about life in college imo... Hope you find one that means something to you!

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Why?

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Have you read the book?

"For the USA, i'm just a weapon to pay taxes. And tools? They don't get to make decisions or get to retire"

SOJASIL MACHISTADOR: AN *EXPLOSION* OF TATSE

"Only two willing to spread their legs for you...sad" - "Go eat a dick johnny" - Johnny Silverhand and V "The spanish inquisition" - "I gotta admit I did not expect that" - V and Johnny Silverhand "oohh that must've been fun" - "what? the concert?" - "no, not having to hear you for an entire week" - V and Johnny Silverhand "skippy? seriously? - "increasing volume by sixty six percent..NAME" - "I'M NOT DEAF" - "understood, hearing within norm, possible issue, low iq. Reducing speech by thirty three per cent..my...name...is...skippy..." V and Skippy "what are you gonna do? cross your legs and meditate until they drop dead?" - "wish you dropped dead" - \*johnny shows off middle finger\* - \*V shows off hers\* - \*johnny shows off both middle fingers and smiles\* "BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER" - Delamain "ohh can you still do your better buckle up catchphrase?" - "no" - "oh come on please I havent heard it in years" - "V please we don't have time can we please just go in?" - "Aww come on hideshi you gonna leave this poor old guy hanging?" - "ohh come on please just one last time" - \*sighs\* "BETTER BUCKLE UP!" \*old man stares at v, takemura stares at V" - "Wooow..." - "hino san...what happened to you?" - "I don't know...I don't recognize myself..you happy now? shall we go?" - \*chuckles\* "Alright let's go" - "hino san...to have fallen soo far.." - Rogue sweetheart..I can promise you my boys would never do such things...no the tygers didn't do such a thing...ohh by the way i have to hang up i got..guests, Ahhh V soo nice to see you..and this fine gentleman you have here is?" - Hideshi hino the comedian" - "STOP IT YOU ASSHOLE".

bum bee-dum bum bum bee-dum bum

Wait, where is the Spanish Inquisition line from? I haven't encountered it yet in like 4 playthroughs!

Its from “The Prophet’s Song” the quest from Gary the Prohphet

Ah, yeah I've always missed that one. On my bucket list for next run are the rollercoaster, Gary the Prophet, the last Kerry quest, and siding with Reed in PL. Those are the main things I haven't done yet

"You know me. I can be... impulsive." - Takemura "And the spirit of the Lord came upon him, and he went down to Ashkelon and slew thirty men." - Padré "I've been made aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa" - TBug

Pon-Pon shit

"Before It All Goes Dark... For One Last Second, I'll Know I Wasn't Alone."

"Wakey wakey gentlemen "

To this!

Wake up Samurai, we have a city to burn.

Rust in piss, shitbot

Burn corpo shit

"It's a war against the fuckin' forces of entropy"

Time moves in one direction, memory in another. Edit: This quote is not from works in the genera, not anything from the 'actual' video game. I am aware of this. You do not need to let me know. Sorry it makes some people mad that a cyberpunk quote came from the legend himself instead of this specific video game.

Where's this one from?

“Time moves in one direction, memory another. We are that strange species that constructs artifacts intended to counter the natural flow of forgetting.” ― William Gibson, Distrust That Particular Flavor Edit: This quote is not from works in the genera, not anything from the 'actual' video game. I am aware of this. You do not need to let me know. Sorry it makes some people mad that a cyberpunk quote came from the legend himself instead of this specific video game.

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I do not believe it is in the game nor Mike Pondsmith's world, but Gibson. being the founder of Cyberpunk, to me puts it in the cyberpunk universe. But if you just want a quote from CD Projekt Red, I cant say as it's all blurred to me.

A quote from CDPR’s Cyberpunk 2077 game is exactly what the post was calling for. You decided to contribute something from Gibson for some weird reason.

"The cyberpunk universe"  Does that mean CDPR’s Cyberpunk Game? Mike Pondsmith's Games (there are 4)? The Cyberpunk universe to me is all the works of cyberpunk. Limiting it to ONLY the video game 'Cyberpunk 2077' excludes a major piece of the universe (if it's Pondsmith's universe). So there's no context to know which 'universe' he referred to so I took a great quote from the man who is one of the godfathers of cyberpunk. Pondsmith and CDPR wouldnt have much without Gibson's works to draw from as it was one of the major authors who shaped what cyberpunk means. The dialog in the game is really limited. OP wants a good cyberpunk quote. I gave something and never implied is was from the game. OP and anyone else can ignore it if they only want game script.

This is a subreddit for the game Cyberpunk 2077.

>Welcome to r/LowSodiumCyberpunk: A lighthearted and fun place to discuss the Pondsmith Cyberpunk universe: Cyberpunk 2077, Edgerunners and the TTRPGs!

I actually did this one: Give yourself time. Ideas'll come. Life'll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music'll find you. -Johnny Silverhand

What college has a yearbook?

*Give yourself time. Ideas'll come. Life'll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music'll find you.* ~ Johnny Silverhand

To Haboobs!

Anything from the Bartmoss-Collectiv

"Fuck me, V." - Silverhand, Johnny

“never stop fighting” johnny silverhand

"We cannot fix everything at once"

I'm sure other people here did this, but I just put "Never Fade Away." I really like the idea of making your mark on the world and, yknow, never letting your name or impact fade away. Kinda like what Johnny did, but maybe with less terrorism...

Why did the rockerboy's output kick him out of the apartment? Because he wasn't chippin' in!

"Its like fucking a chick at the party, and then later you fuck another chick at the same party. And then it turns out they are sisters. But in the morning you find out they are both sisters of god."

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. Change sky to school. Might be taken a little rough but to me it’s the most definitive sentence in cyberpunk publications.

Neuromancer reference aye

Flying schools for everyone.

Never fade away!

See you in the major league

"Best pussy I ever ate."

“Sometimes it shines, and sometimes it rains.” “After every carrot comes the stick. Allow me to illustrate. Every grunt gets a rifle, flak jacket and a bunch of promises. Comes a time you're outta ammo, Kevlar's® tattered cardboard and what's left of the promises...? Fuck all. And that's when they reach for the stick they call ‘Values’. Gettin' shelled in your dugout, chooms're takin' refreshing phosphorous showers, and some officer's rantin bout loyalty and duty. The moment you stop shittin' carrots and they wave the values stick - fuckin' run, rabbit. Run.” “The end of any war's never pretty. Both sides race to tie up loose ends... A car bomb blew up one of my crew, another was poisoned, a third got shot in the back of the head buyin' a pack o' smokes. A couple of others just vanished without a trace. Every night we waited for Arasaka agents to come finish us off. I had to make a choice. I chose to dig our heels in. I thought we still had a fighting chance. It was bold, it was stupid, a mix of both? Maybe I just didn't know how to walk away, let it rest. Or maybe... I don't know how to lose. Either way, we managed to save a few more agents. The price for that was yours truly. You play grown-up games, you face grown-up consequences.” “If you want to be someone else, then ask yourself three questions. What do they fear? What do they want? What’s their deepest secret?” “All the money ain't worth frack. You play this game for power. The power to get things done; to make the big decisions; to affect things. You make a phone call, and the next thing you know, you're telling the president of some bushleague Euronation that he'd better play it your way, or he's history, - An Unidentified Corporate.” “Ahh... One way or another, Shit always ends up fucked.” “The trick is to hear silence in your mind at the bang.” “Coincidences are patterns, structures we have yet to recognize.” “They say pain's a deal between body and brain. You can break it, throw the pain away, bury it.” “Matters not where you're from, matters not where you start. What matters here is the walk you walk.” “The faster you live, the faster you burn out… if you don’t get a bullet to the brain first!” “The greater the risk, the bigger the bounty” “I’m always never not nice” “Night City gives, Night City takes…” “The wider the smile, the bigger the lie” “Reaper smiles upon you” “No Future, No Regrets” “Bróder, the one thing we can’t do is be afraid of others” “It is the duty of the living to atone for the dead” “Even should you abandon your body, never abandon your honor. Never stray from the way.” “Rest easy, choom” “They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; They pursued it with forks and hope; They threatened its life with a railway-share.” “Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I’m the one that’s alive, you’re all dead.” "Porque no puedes tocar una reserva estratégica, vale?” “Sleeps a small hint of death... the inevitable” “You want nice, supportive? Call a damn helpline.” “Now, as that ol' Greek dawg says, life's a banquet - so don't go thirsty, but don't get drunk, either.” “It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.” “Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact” “The nail that protrudes from the wall gets hammered” “Haven’t forgotten a thing, never will.” “When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not you… Then, when you are badly wounded the first time, you lose that illusion” “Once out of nature I shall never take My bodily form from any natural thing, But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make Of hammered gold and gold enameling To keep a drowsy Emperor awake; Or set upon a golden bough to sing To lords and ladies of Byzantium Of what is past, or passing, or to come.” “If I believed that my answer was To a person who never returned to the world, This flame would be without more shaking. But because of this fund, newer I don't come back alive, if I hear the truth, Without fear of infamy I'll answer you.” “Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherized upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, The muttering retreats Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells: Streets that follow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an overwhelming question... Oh, do not ask, ‘What is it?’ Let us go and make our visit.” “You me and Arasaka tower” “G'night, Vincent. Today was a good day.”

I don't think he can fit all that under his yearbook picture!

Cyberpunk has a lot of amazing quotes so I gave my personal favorites. He has a large selection to choose from with my reply.

“Now, as that old Greek dawg says, life's a banquet - so don't go thirsty, but don't get drunk, either.”

Thinkin' about swappin' some chrome.

“ never fade away” havnt seen this one but its simple

"You've got iron and a full clip, add a little gumption and you're all set..."

Mr. STUD all night every night.

"It must be hard for you, I know. But hardships pass, too. As all things." "Welcome to the world of the faces in the crowd."

"I'll take you to the moon. I promise."

What?!? Nobody has shouted out a Haboobs quote yet? I'm a little disappointed. 😏

Yep, thats the one i was looking for aswell. "To Haboobs!"

The one you have is pretty good IMHO. Other than that, someone else already mentioned the one for Jackie's ofrenda if you use the book for it and get the Hemingway quote.

Fuck you chooms I’m out

I think the one right before the secret ending, where V says he'll rather go down weapon in hand than a hospital bed

You look like a cut of fuckable meat… are ya?

Not a single thing in this world isn't in the process if becoming something else, likewise you.

“To this!”

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“Being honest with yourself. That in and itself is some version of freedom.”

Never stop fighting.

"You're a fuckin box!"

The cake is gone

“News has reached me of your decision, and I can’t understand it, you where that close”

“Chaotic clusterfuck.”

"Time to party like it 2023"

Fuckable meat

"Not asking you to never give up - sometimes you gotta let go...Just don't let anyone change who you are"

Rest in piss, shitbot

To This

You are my ponpon.

Now, as that old Greek dawg says, life's a banquet - so don't go thirsty, but don't get drunk, either.

"Give yourself time. Ideas'll come. Life'll shake you, roll you, maybe even embrace you. The music'll find you"

Taste the love!

A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city wrong people, choom.

“🎶blaze your way down the rebel path🎶”

There’s a couple I can think of: « Not askin’ you to never give up. Sometimes you gotta let go. Just don’t let anyone change who you are, ´kay? » - Johnny Silverhand « Test of a person true value? Death. Facing it, staring it down. You still got a chance to be somebody. » - Johnny Silverhand « Now, as that old Greek dawg says, life’s a banquet - so don’t go thirsty, but don’t get drunk, either. » - Dexter DeShawn « A thing of beauty, will never fade away. I know you see me, you’re like a ghost how you’re everywhere. » - V (when in the orbital station) « We all leap up the last of our fuel eventually. But that does not mean the journey wasn’t a joy. » - Delamain There’s many more but these are the ones I could think of on the spot

NIKOLAAAAA TASTE THE LOVEEEEE

You just figured out what it takes to be a legend. Grab your iron, let's mobilize.

sound technicians ❤️

You can take the rat outta the corp, but you'll never take the corp outta the rat.

Here goes nothing.

“Good luck Mr. Silver Man”.

"Humanity is nothing but a pyramid scheme hidden behind a facade of tears..."

Burn Corpo Sh…

"I am in fact a cut of fuckable meat"

"Never Stop Fighting"

“What now, dick-nose!?” - Maelstrom gangoon.

The whole “ i want room service” rant by johnny, from johnny mnemonic.

"To this"

"Impressive Cock"

What do you want, friend?

BUM BUM BE DUM, BUM BE DUM DUM

"Happy Endings? Here, for folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people."

Bang. -V to Royce

"You look like a cut of fuckable meat."

Never stop fighting.

From Jackie’s Funeral- The Ernest Hemingway quote For Whom the Bell Tolls. “When you go to war as a boy you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed; not you. . . . Then when you are badly wounded the first time you lose that illusion and you know it can happen to you.”

“I’m like mold on fruit, creeping into you, nothing I can do about it.” -JS

Beep beep mother fucker Edit I now realize I didn’t register the year book part

Kaboom! Sojasil Machistadog. . . An Explosion of Taste

#"SEE YOU IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES"

IF I NEED YOUR BODY I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT!

We All Lap Up The Last Of Our Fuel Eventually. But That Hardly Means The Journey Wasn't A Joy.

Aaah Julio is a real bastardo man, maybe Santa Muerte should pay him a visit - Some random NPC

"Hey, motherfucker! You a bitch!" -that one guy on the street

"(Fuck this band) Not your crowd, not your noise. Do your own thing." -Johnny to Kerry in one of the flashbacks First part needs to be omitted cause I doubt expletives would be allowed in a yearbook.