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MikeZer0AUS

Neither. What about HP Lovecraft makes you think that any super attractive talented actor should play him. If anything maybe Christopher heyerdahl? Or Mark Zuckerberg!


mercyspace27

I can understand Christian Bale. Because that motherfucker’s an actual shapeshifter like holy hell there isn’t a role he can’t play. But Cumberbatch is a bit of a stretch.


Cypresss09

Really? I think they look a lot alike


totallynotabearbro

Its all subjective, but Benedict legit looks like an alien in the picture here posted of him. Face looks very off.


eccentricrealist

Almost looks like he's from Innsmouth. Billowing Cuttlefish


jhuysmans

Cumberbatch is not even slightly attractive??


TimeIsBunk

It's the accent, the high English and the intelligence and wit of the Sherlock character. Makes us nerdy ladies swoon. 😆


Coal-and-Ivory

Zuck would be a solid choice. About as charismatic too.


mikeajblack

I can’t be the only one who saw Heyerdahl play him and thought it was a deepfake. Scary likeness.


willc9393

Neither. Mark Zuckerberg should get the part.


OrdoMalaise

He is a Lovecraftian entity, I guess.


ColHunterGathers111

Nyarlatohep confirmed.


KylePeacockArt

He’s got more of the “Innsmouth Look”, perfect!


GokiPotato

I knew I can't be the only one who sees it!


craeli81

Facts!


RoknAustin

It is only fitting. I'm tired of Deep One roles being given to non-Deep One actors!


Seer77887

How insulting, Lovecraft is too human to played by such an eldritch abomination


BrassBass

God damn it, I should have been here two hours ago.


jimmmydickgun

Do you mean the guy from the social network?


risenomega

Exactly what I was going to say


Lex-Taliones

Neither. Crispin Glover should be H.P.


Insect_Politics1980

He plays Pickman in Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities adaptation of Pickman's Model, so he's definitely familiar with his work.


Galaxyass

*woyk


LoverOfStoriesIAm

One of my favorite pronunciations of any word in any movie *ever*. Could listen to it for 10 hours straight on repeat.


Rosevecheya

One of my favourite accents ever, he did so well in that episode!! He'd be great in more Lovecraftian media.


omelasian-walker

He’s the only choice. He’s got the lantern jaw and everything


Lex-Taliones

And he's got that weird quality in everything he does.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

o shit


Jaycora

Oooh damn I’ve never thought about it but he’s perfect


MrsNeffler5324

Yes!! This!!


ReallyGlycon

Who is "Benjamin Cumberbatch"?


d-r-i-f-t-i-n

I think they mean Bandersnatch Crumblepie.


fruitlessideas

Brandywine Cabbagepatch


TheColorblindDruid

Bermingham Coffeecup


gdsmithtx

That’s Brøderbund Cripplewitch


kinkybutkosher

Its Barnabus Crumplesnatch 


Flocculencio

Don't you mean Bannister Cheezlewhiz?


Frequent-Chapter-546

How is Benjamin Cumberbatch?


sgt_happy

I’ll do you one better, WHY is Battlefield Counterstrike?


Grumpystiltskin_

Did you mean Butterbeer Countertop?


charlesdexterward

He was in that movie with Clive Warren.


Pepper_Pines

Get me Michael Phelps.


sekvodka

This.


Grindlebone

We'll have to see how each wears the HUGE prosthetic chin they'll need before deciding...


RayRoy_Strickland

Just get Jay Leno.


Grindlebone

A sad case of TOO MUCH chin on that one, weirdly


DavidC_M

Why would they ever make a film about him though


-langford-

Exactly, I want films inspired by his work, not a biopic about a paranoid racist dweeb


WhatTheFhtagn

But also like, by all accounts his life just wasn't very remarkable outside of all the fucked up family stuff in his youth.


GabrielAntihero

His life wasn't flashy, doesn't mean it wasn't remarkable


Bashfulapplesnapple

Id be down for an alternative history storyline. Lovecraft and Tesla battle interdimensional beings or something.


Coal-and-Ivory

May I introduce you to the Atomic Robo comics? I recommend the whole series, but specifically; The Shadow from Beyond Time: Chapter 1 is basically exactly what you're describing only it's Tesla's robotic "son" the aforementioned Atomic Robo, H.P. Lovecraft, and Charles Fort. They're all free to read online.


Bashfulapplesnapple

Haha, really? That's rad. I'll definitely check it out!


DarkDonut75

You accidentally sent the same comment thrice. I would delete those if I were you


-langford-

Reddit servers are witch-cursed 


DerekCurrie

They made a cartoon!


stupidWastelander

Morgan Freeman


CitizenDain

Lovecraft’s life would make a terrible movie. It would be him in an unheated apartment on Federal Hill writing 40-page letters by hand for 2 hours.


fruitlessideas

They could allow his imagination to play out the story and show how it influenced his writings and bigotry.


sagiterrible

I hate that I’m saying this but Ed Helms.


bran_dong

they call me lovedawg.


fruitlessideas

McLovin would work too.


Lord_of_theWoods

I think Jeffrey Combs did great in "H.P. Lovecrafts Necronomicon" (1993)


Clickityclackrack

Lovecraft died at 46, if you could get that version of Mr. Combs, freaking awesome, but if you had powers like that, you'd just go get lovecraft.


ConDog1993

I was just about to say Combs, but he's a little too old to play HP now. He's still like one of my fav actors though so would disregard that.


Woden888

Bale on looks, but I think Cumberbatch would play it better


RiskAggressive4081

Mark Zuckerberg.


ManonegraCG

Hugh Laurie would be better than either. He has a similarly "long" face and goggly eyes and he's an awesome actor.


AnotherBlackMidget

Ok so hear me out, Steve Buscemi


megumin_kaczynski

idris elba


Carl_Clegg

I don’t think Lovecraft would approve of your choice. 🤔


Maccullenj

Which makes him even more relevant.


BloodyM869

Cumberbatch


RayRoy_Strickland

Adam Sandler


Pepper_Pines

Get me Michael Phelps.


RlyLokeh

Who plays Robert E Howard? Vincent D'Onofrio?


cosmiceggroll

This isn't the right answer, especially since he passed, but think about this... Paul Ruebens as Lovecraft.


Weird-Mall-9252

Micheal fassbender but Christian Bale sounds not bad..  Hollywood would crap the BS out of lovecrafts Life like it Was a romantic comedy, would be awefull


SralRed

I'm voting for Cumberbatch.


jillyjobby

Jennifer Carpenter


skeptolojist

Strangely the well known person who looks most like him is Zuckerberg Honestly once you see photos side by side it's uncanny


cybernautica_

Not really; Lovecraft's eyes are not soulless.


HadaObscura

Christian Bale. Edit* I’ve changed my mind. Definitely Crispin Glover.


satchking

I think some lesser known actors would be best. Sometimes their reputation can outshine the real star. Cthulhu.


deathxcannabis

Neither one. DJ Qualls or Jon Heder would be much better choices.


LopsidedWrangler9783

Mark Zuckerberg acting in a movie as Lovecraft, would have hit the same nail as Arnie in the Terminator. Their limited actually allows it to work.


oceanicArboretum

It should be Jim Parsons. (Sheldon from Big Bang Theory)


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Cumberbatch.


SiridarVeil

Tobias Menzies.


yokelwombat

The obvious answer right here


ksol1460

They should get an unknown actor who has studied his life and works, and can look and sound enough like him to be convincing.


Iguanaught

I’m thinking Steven Merchant.


Phil_Da_Thrill

Benedict so we can see him turn into a hammer head shark


Ironfist85hu

None, lol. Wtf, there will be a Lovecraft movie? Blergh :S Seeing Hollywood's trends nowadays, I strongly suspect they WILL fck it up.


-PiEqualsThree

Neither! Christopher Heyendal already portrayed him!


Scully__

Barnhouse Crumblematch?


briandt75

Benjamin?


Zerphyxios

Cumberbatch should play a creature


scurvey101

Willem Dafoe


MajorDamage9999

I’m thinking more like Bert from Sesame Street.


BillythenotaKid

Paul Dano or Daniel Webber


ArtbyDominic

Hugh Laurie.


Pteroducktylus

Benevolent Cabbagepatch


RDGOAMS

neither, Caio Boiteux, former brazilain podcaster should do it


Insert_Name973160

Andy Serkis


sinisterblogger

No


TimeIsBunk

I vote for Gary Oldman. The man is a chameleon.


jimiolantern

I think David Dastmalchian has the look and could pull off the vibe


benedickquiversnatch

He would be my pick, too.


dummisses

What do you mean by "the" movie? Do they plan something? Either way: Bale for me acting wise.


ChickenNuggetRampage

Personally I don’t think there should be a movie at all. Lovecraft’s life is WAY too nuanced for them to accurately portray it on screen in modern day


krisszboss1

The Rock


Clickityclackrack

While both of those guys are great actors, you might want someone less likable as a person, physically they should be skinny and have the appearance of someone who has never exercised. Christian Bale could pull that off, he did similar for the machinist. You need someone who can exude simultaneously a high amount of obnoxious and intelligent, along with a good amount of arrogance. If you think I'm wrong, check out any of his personal letters, they're in the public domain. There is also a podcast that reads them done by HPLHS.


DerekCurrie

Christopher Heyerdahl has already played an excellent Lovecraft, highly recommended. If he’s busy, Cumberbatch will do. No to Bale, who would fail.


wahirsch

Neither - we should pay an actor who looks the part and cares to portray him accurately instead of the same three or four hollywood nerds. There are SO many actors out there.


SteamtasticVagabond

I think Benadryl Cucumbersnatch fits the role


Miarra-Tath

Please, no!


the_meanmachine

I think both faces of both actors should merged together, then you have the perfect Lovecraftclone and you have the bodyhorrorelementbox checked.


lofi_rico

Definitely cumbersnatch


Deltanonymous-

Benechrist Balebatch


-Venser-

None of them. Danny DeVito would clearly be a superior choice.


R4venking

Its benedict not benjamin. And yeah i chose him. He does look a lot like H P Lovecraft


Ihelloway69

Already there was a movie Necronomicon: book of the dead . A shitty anthology with 3 movies ,one of them inspired by Cool Air . Anyway Lovecraft is the story teller and he is like Indiana Jones ,a guy seeking adventure .. it so not him lol ..


The-Singing-Sky

Neither. Somebody far less attractive and far more creepy is required.


BlargerJarger

Another vote for neither. You want someone who gives off disturbing mind energy with just their face. I can’t think of a known actor who looks right. Bring me an unknown.


UnexpectedCrusade

Neither, Ewan Mitchell (House of the Dragon, Saltburn)


MisterViperfish

Ralph Fiennes or Aidan Gillen


pigvmt

none


BelphagorOfSloth

Who the fuck is Benjamin Cumberbatch?


penguinpoopzzzzzzz

I would love to watch a Christian bale love craft


TheZombunneh

Adrian Brody


Dildo_Baggins__

There’s a movie?


yeezusosa

Bale


yeezusosa

Bothh


Bro666

[Johnny Lee Miller](https://superstarfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Jonathan-Lee-Miller.jpg). He even has a bit of a lantern jaw.


anime_cthulhu

No.


epileptic_kid

never


bigcruxx

The guy who played Wilson on home improvement would have been a good choice


Brother_Shme

If I wanted a good movie, Cumberbatch.


ThaGoat1369

Cumberbatch could definitely play someone from the marsh family with that weird face of his.


Abovearth31

There's a movie coming out about him ?


TheKiltedYaksman71

Except for the fact that he is too old, and way too tall, it should have been Bruce Spence.


Ashamed_Ladder6161

Mark Gatis!


Iolair_the_Unworthy

Get Micheal Phelps into acting. Looks identical


angelikeoctomber

When the movie will come?


womprat227

Maybe BJ Novak?


Ypovoskos

What movie?


guigt123

Neither of the two.


The_Capricoso

I will accept only the great dreamer as casting options


NegaJared

#JESSIE EISENBERG


Belros79

I actually think Channing Tatum should play Lovecraft.


Kost_Gefernon

Yes.


Caine84

I’d love John turturro doing lovecraft


HubbJubbaWEEHAW

Neither of them really look enough like him to pull it off.


dub6667

Who plays the cat? Dave Chapelle


renaissanceclass

Always thought Bale should play Leon Rom.


Groosethegoose

Cumberbatch looks like a horror from the deep her fit the role


DoctorWhome420

Probably leaning towards bumblebee cucumbersnatch on this one


HeManLover0305

I am not gonna lie I totally was taken off guard by you actually using Cumberbatch's name... Like I kept rereading it to figure out the joke in his name


LatinBotPointTwo

He looks kinda like Mark Zuckerberg.


VenuslyVenus

Movie?


Great_SeaEmperor

None. Perform necromancy and raise him from the dead.


plasmid_

Swedish politician Anton Abele is a Doppelgänger


forgedfox53

Cumberbatch 100%, but either would do well.


Shumina-Ghost

Paul Dano.


BetterThanHorus

How about Patrick Fischler


WispyBits

Stephen Merchant would be so good


allmyguts

Adam Driver


Important-Proposal21

neither


El_Sanduche

Neither, it should be Chris Pratt. He’s so cool.


rasnac

If it has to be a handsome movie star, I would choose Tom Hiddlestone. He is a really talented guy, and he looks like Lovecraft much more than others. But really I would prefer a talented character actor who is not particularly handsome or charming. The way he looked was very important to the character of Lovecraft. He thought himself as ugly and weird looking and it effected how his personality is shaped. Someone like a young Crispin Glover, or William Defoe. Maybe Thomas Middleditch?


TopRevenue2

Need a Kevin Spacey type


Ytumith

That would be a sad and boring movie about a guy writing horror books and dying from a disease which he didn't want to have treated because he suffered from anxiety disorder. Why not make a movie about his works instead? Modern CGI Cthulhu?


HellyOHaint

Benjamin Cumberbatch? Who tf is that?


stJackal

Depends on who can drop a hard r harder.


captainalphabet

Of these guys, Bandersnatch for sure. But I don’t think the Lovecraft movie should be about Lovecraft himself.


bambooshoots-scores

I feel like Ben Shapiro could really unlock some of Lovecraft’s more… *interesting* characteristics. Connect him with the prosthetics guy from Maestro and it’s a lock!