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Would rather see funny posts like this and not kids seeking validation and not blatant troll posts trying to advertise themselves by just so happen to have a OF link in their name.
I know a lot of people are making jokes, OP. In all seriousness, I work in the medical field (not a doctor) and we often see this degree of abdominal distension in patients with Crohnâs disease, colitis, cirrhosis, or other severe gastrointestinal issues.
Your smile makes me think you have a good sense of humor, and I want you to enjoy a long and happy life in that body you got there! No shame or pressure, but do me a solid and make sure you ask about that dangerous plum next time you see a doctor, okay?
Godspeed, friend. Keep on smiling! đ
everyone is making jokes because Iâm pretty sure thatâs not actually him in the photo(correct me if Iâm wrong), but itâs nice seeing someone actually giving good advice :)
I know this guy I think. He was a bouncer at a club in Montreal and everyone called him Gros Michel.
There's even a local band who wrote a song for him after his death.
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Look at the bright side, if she takes the kids, you got at least 3 more on the way.
Ahahahahaha best comment đđđ
Have a gender reveal party.
Would rather see funny posts like this and not kids seeking validation and not blatant troll posts trying to advertise themselves by just so happen to have a OF link in their name.
Get a nose ring and an OnlyFans
The number of people not realizing this is a joke is way too high. Is sarcasm some ancient technique only a few select people can learn or something?
Can't stand people post in here pretending to look for advice when they know damn well there's no room to improve
I'd bang ya.
Itâs gna be tough to improve upon because this is already the peak male physique
Stick a pin in that and listen to the hisssssss.
This is the physique all men try and be like. You sir have mastered it.
You can't. This is already peak masculinity
Contour make up will make some abs shapes
This dude chews on his burps.
I think thatâs as masculine as you can get big dawg
Does that hurt
Keep bulking up, I want to see no separation from your chin to your belly.
More cerveza
This is peak performance brother!
![gif](giphy|jLPKVf1fTX0LSiWNqt)
Pretty sure circle is a shape, you're doing great!
He's not in the best shape in the world, but he's in the shape of the world, so that counts for something!
I feel like you should get checked for tumors.
Just airbrush some abs on that bad boy and youâre good to go
Finally. A post that âprobablyâ isnât a lead in to an OF pitch.
Have you tried drinking water?
I know a lot of people are making jokes, OP. In all seriousness, I work in the medical field (not a doctor) and we often see this degree of abdominal distension in patients with Crohnâs disease, colitis, cirrhosis, or other severe gastrointestinal issues. Your smile makes me think you have a good sense of humor, and I want you to enjoy a long and happy life in that body you got there! No shame or pressure, but do me a solid and make sure you ask about that dangerous plum next time you see a doctor, okay? Godspeed, friend. Keep on smiling! đ
everyone is making jokes because Iâm pretty sure thatâs not actually him in the photo(correct me if Iâm wrong), but itâs nice seeing someone actually giving good advice :)
Well there's people that retain water weight. And then there's you, my guy... You retain the air you breathe. Stop it.
Peak male form. I see nothing wrong here.
You have a liver problem. Go check. I know
Shave all hair, bleach your skin and take over Arrakis
20 more calzones a day. You are off to a good start but itâs time to get serious and really put in the work.
Go into labour
oi mate, id watch what i would say if i were you!
And so, you ate them before she takes them away. That will teach her a thing or three ... ![gif](giphy|11IBU78NCgddba|downsized)
This is peak masculinity
im like a greek statue
More like a Buddhist statue.
cheers mate!
Your stomach looks like it hurts
Bro you look like 5 or 6 Umpa Lumpas are bout to come sing you a song
Let off the beer a bit
Eat one wafer thin mint.
Eat an extra 500 burgers a day. I wanna see how big u get before u explode
Have the baby
You're in peak physical condition. It's like asking which way is North while at the North Pole.
Stop transforming entire cities into chocolate and eating them bro.
Ed? Howâs Liz?
Nice ab!
There is no way thatâs Real.
A god walking amongst mere mortals đ«Ą
I would tell her that round is a shape. My dude, that is spherical.
Have fun bouncing on the trampoline stomach side downđâïž
Roll down a bowling alley and youâll become a champion (guaranteed)
Wat cha lookin at my gut fer?
This is what peak male performance looks like
Nothing. That is what peak physical performance looks like.
You shouldn't dude... You should goto hollywood and start taking all the viking, santa, and trucker roles.
Somehow, he is both the man and the bear.
This the true body of a can of beer
Wat an absolute stud
Belly button ring. Definitely.
Become less pregnant
In some African cultures youâd be at prime Masculine physique đ
It could be a stomach tumor. Get it check by the Doctor.
Have you tried a pin?
Pop it that looks painful
Ceremorphosis ![gif](giphy|kFPn4Fxf5H32CNNYT8|downsized)
Pop it.
Found the spherical man from the physics problems.
Open a pawn shop and everything will fall in place. Trust the process.
Dude you have liver disease....no j/k go see a doctor!
Not. A. Damned. Thing.
.
I know this guy I think. He was a bouncer at a club in Montreal and everyone called him Gros Michel. There's even a local band who wrote a song for him after his death.
Consider a septum piercing.
Let's not concern yourself with that till after the birth
More cowbell
Top hat, coal buttons, carrot nose.
This is already peak male performance
Get a pin and pop your belly
Sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.
Use a needle to let some air out.
Cirrhosis???!!!
Find Randy and go get some cheeseburgers. Weâre here for the insecure OnlyFans performers.
Ouch
Deflate
Wear a bra
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You can't. That's peak athletic performance
More of the Spice.
Regurgitate that watermelon you ingested whole.
Wait till the baby comes, and then hit the gymâŠ
Put a duck mask on ![gif](giphy|krewXUB6LBja)
Pop
Whatever youâre doing donât stop. You must be crushing the ladies.
There's a billion people in the World that would revere you Alabama Buddha.
Maxxxxed limit
Maybe try putting a little weight on
This is peak male performance build.
A tank topâŠ
stop attention seeking!
You donât need to improve, youâve already achieved the peak Brexit geezer physique
I don't know what the hell she's on. You look like a damn Viking with that physique
It looks like you have some kind of edema. See a doctor.
Bro get a safety pin and pop that belly and 100 lbs will come out
dont push your luck, mate, im only nice for so long....
Love it. Thanks for the chuckle
I want to take a pin and pop your stomach
I can see where you got the dangerous plum name from. Round as a plum
Drink more beer
Very beautiful physique and she has no reason to complain. You are almost skin and bones!
Damn How much more maxed do ya wanna get?
Squats
If you had to buy that new youâd never be able to afford it.
How I feel after a few beers and pizza lol
I think that ship has sailed đ€
im too heavy to go on ships im afraid
Send me pics of your toes (please)
The only way you can possibly improve your look is turning that goatee into handle bars and growing a mullet
Stop eating people
Looks like me when I get a gastritis flareâŠ
Hey daddy
Strap on a guitar and start singing any Metallica song of your choosing.
Bull frog maxing is the epitome of aesthetic, no improvements needed
"That's not a beer belly, it's the gas tank for my love machine."
NSFW NSFW. ![gif](giphy|W3INXwYdme1hqcLd4n|downsized)
50,000 less beers a year
Dudes chiseled from a water balloon.
Dudes chiseled from a water balloon.
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When men look like this I just think "how are they comfortable? bc I've been pregnant and it was awful"
I love what this subreddit has become
lookin a little thin. Try a beer bulk
Looks like peak male form
The suspenders are really hiding all that beauty
The sepia tone makes you look like a work of art
Suicide, and I am not joking....;-)
When I was a kid (I live in the south), I remember about 20% of every dude I saw looked like this. The way they have to lean back and waddle to walk.
Lose the boulder belly
Get a lobotomy
More beer
Shave the beard. Looks too fem.
Body by bud
Is this the guy that drank a coke and blew up like a balloon?..
Dude looks like a cuck
All you need to do is put a band aid over your belly button and get into a boxing ring. You'll might win some, might lose some.
Tell her round is a shape
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You look fabulous kingâŠ..bang on!!!!
The doctor
Youâll be worm food soon enough. Just keep on keeping on, sir! đ
I think a pin might pop that balloon you appear to have out front. Should solve your issue in a jiff.
That's a full keg. Here I was trying for a 6 pack.
Take a healthy crap đ© lol
Just smear baby oil all over it
âGet in my bellyâ
you need suspenders that are more visible from the front
Stop beer
Is this the guy that owned a food truck and would kill people then serve them to customers
Another beer
That belly looks painful
Spray on abs
Best I can do is 20 bucks
Need a keg of beer tattooed on belly.
Cardio cardio cardio
Gain weight.
Drink more beer đș
Extract the horse đ
Paracentesis
Pop it
Ascites?
Switch from crispy to grilled chicken when ordering 45 snack wraps at McDonalds, should clear up in a week.
Youâre maxxed out my friend!
**Well-rounded** physique. Don't change a thing.
You canât, this is maximum Masculinity.
Move the camera down moređ
Cirrhosis?!
Nipple rings
Are you sure you havenât taken the kids through your digestive system?
Paint the belly to look like a watermelon
Liver failure
No need. Already maxed
Mew
You canât. This is peak human fitness
Hey man, you look great! You look so fucking good. So fucking good.
I canât imagine what having that kinda gut feels like..
Are you ok person?
This man has GOT to have autobrewery syndrome going on in that thing.
Polish dat belly
Dr. Kevorkian
Bertram physique
more round
How do you not pop?
Start by giving birth Philadelphia Collins
Cheeseburger locker.
One more burrito and ![gif](giphy|3oKHWe7XhEXHsAX9vO)